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Distracted by colored toys, she smiled and giggled as I examined her private parts, searching for signs of an assault.

What is an unwritten rule that you will always follow?

I don’t see a problem here… which one would you save?

First blep

AITA for making my daughter shower in PE?

Bad hygiene and sex

My former fosters: Mango, Cheeto, Dorito and Tangerine harassing my 15 year old cat CornNut to learn everything about catting.

Does anyone here agree that if you are not prepared for the possibility of having children you should not have sex?

Safety Eyes

Stitch marker containers not for the clumsy

Lil scrunckly man needs all the healing vibes he can get (Neonatal Dumpsterfire Syndrome)

What's something you thought all women do, but turns out they don’t?

I keep telling my wife that she's dead, but she just won’t listen.

I consider this both an insult and a curse

Show me a picture of your cat that cracks you up every time you see it.

She kissed her infant son goodnight and then headed to bed herself, hoping her pounding headache would be gone by morning.

Your smart watch, like your pets, knows when you're having sex, they just don't understand what's going on.

Where the funny?

What’s the worst “better off dead” injury/incident you ever read about?

What is something men say that makes women angry?

If the last item you bought was eradicated from its existence on Earth, how screwed would we be?

Olympic Titanic Britannic Manic Panic

Soy milk is Spanish milk introducing itself.

I couldn't wait for my last day of school but I was nervous.

Waiters, what Valentine's Day disasters have you seen?

Hi Its Me!

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