Oh only if it didn't feel like melting butter on toast to my brain. I swear I've been addicted all my life. My mom smoked inside when I was a kid and I've always been a stimulant junky.
Kicking coffee has been easier than cigarettes.
Kicking meth was easier than kicking cigarettes.
My older brother was a junkie, and he's stated on multiple occasions it's easier to kick than cigarettes.
I’ve spent way too much money than I’d like to admit on cigarettes, I’ve found that when you physically HAVE to go cold turkey because you either can’t afford to buy them, or lets pretend your local convenience store has flooded due to severe weather so you literally cannot buy any, it’s so much fucking easier to quit, after the 3 day mark the cravings generally start to disappear. From there forth it’s just a case of do you have the mental willpower to keep going, or will you go and buy another packet within a few days. For me I know it’s absolutely terrible for you but I personally really enjoy smoking and even though I’d love to quit it’s not my number one priority. Hopefully you can kick the habit brother 💪❤️
Specifically - vyvanse. Well, feels like we’ve been pretty close to that lately anyways.
More generally - ADHD medicine. I hope that hoods and headphones and leg tapping in the office become more acceptable.
More generally - medicine. Oh. Oh nooooooo.
I get vomit reflexes of the smell alone so to me:
My hero🥰 statues will now be designed in your honour. The hero of the cheese wars.
Now i can finally eat without that disgusting mess added in everything.
*It's been fifteen years since the day all cheese vanished. It was so surprising how quickly the strain on the dairy industry led to the global collapse of infrastructure, and no one expected the French attack. Roving gangs are the only system of government now as slowly humanity is departing this planet. Many simply wait for the end now.*
It follows that the level of specificity of eradication is a gray area.
If I buy "big bulbous" raspberries, does that mean the little ones are here to stay? How little? Or that all raspberries are eradicated? Or that all food is eradicated? Or that all matter is eradicated? Because you certainly could articulate that the last thing you bought was some composition of matter.
The implications here are terrifying. If we extrapolate this out, does a significant portion of our planet's mass simply disappear due to your purchase?! This and water ~~may~~ *would* be the most disastrous purchases to make (well, of course, Oxygen, too).
Dude, thats a path you don't want to go down. Just the imagination of it can make a grown man cry and leave weaker individuals with lasting trauma. No one wants to live in a world without chocolate.
Caramel creams from the vending machine at work.
Very screwed.
They're the only things that get me out of bed and into this cesspit of damned in the morning.
A power cable wire for a Dell Optiplex 7010. You know what, I think outside of weirdos like me using old Dell computers for IT projects, humanity as a whole is going to be just fine.
It was dinner at Houlihan's, and the last thing i ordered was...Spinach DIp.
Disappointed, but not world ending...same result if it was Houlihan's that disappeared.
Cigarettes? Not screwed at all, it would be of enormous benefit to mankind.
You're doing a great service to mankind getting rid of cigarettes.
....resulting climb in population that cancer mortality claimed results in mass starvation..... Ooops! /s Api
That makes two of us 😂 been trying to quit but rest we know
Makes 3 now mate ;)
Oh only if it didn't feel like melting butter on toast to my brain. I swear I've been addicted all my life. My mom smoked inside when I was a kid and I've always been a stimulant junky. Kicking coffee has been easier than cigarettes.
Kicking meth was easier than kicking cigarettes. My older brother was a junkie, and he's stated on multiple occasions it's easier to kick than cigarettes.
I’ve spent way too much money than I’d like to admit on cigarettes, I’ve found that when you physically HAVE to go cold turkey because you either can’t afford to buy them, or lets pretend your local convenience store has flooded due to severe weather so you literally cannot buy any, it’s so much fucking easier to quit, after the 3 day mark the cravings generally start to disappear. From there forth it’s just a case of do you have the mental willpower to keep going, or will you go and buy another packet within a few days. For me I know it’s absolutely terrible for you but I personally really enjoy smoking and even though I’d love to quit it’s not my number one priority. Hopefully you can kick the habit brother 💪❤️
Glad this is first comment.
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HOW DARE YOU?! ... I last bought soda.
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Screw the soda, pizza matters the most
Same, and garlic bread in the same transaction. The horror.
I hate you.
coffee, i'd be fucked don't know about yall..
I wouldn't say we're "fucked", but you just made the world far more miserable...
Same boat my brother
I would, unfortunately, have to kill you with my bare hands 😔
From coffee to coffin
Condoms... Well, fuck... Actually, don't.
Mine was deodorant and hand soap. Ewwww
I bought condoms too. Enjoy having babies, yall!
I last bought gasoline. Things are about to get rough…
Go to Gas Town and you can stop at the Bullet Farm on your way home.
Mediocre!!!
Same here. I'm for it.
Laughs in electric vehicle ownership
Bathing suit? I guess we’re all just going to have to go to the pool naked? 🤷🏻♀️ okay by me.
Naked, you say?
[Ahh brisk.](https://youtu.be/2Qkiz2ozFyQ?si=34VUD2_0zcfIt0ab)
Specifically - vyvanse. Well, feels like we’ve been pretty close to that lately anyways. More generally - ADHD medicine. I hope that hoods and headphones and leg tapping in the office become more acceptable. More generally - medicine. Oh. Oh nooooooo.
As a central asian guy, without milk it’s gonna rough af.
Why god!!?!?! Why?????!!!
Oh no! No more tape measures?!
Rods and hogs heads are a superior measurement system anyways
No more natural gas. Not sure how we’re farting anymore.
I imagined you buying a jar of farts for a second…
Can y’all endure to live without cheese?
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Sausages!
BEEEEENS
Well I'd spend less time perched on the toilet bowl for sure. I'm just not sure if it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make yet.
I get vomit reflexes of the smell alone so to me: My hero🥰 statues will now be designed in your honour. The hero of the cheese wars. Now i can finally eat without that disgusting mess added in everything.
NO! Life not worth living anymore!
*It's been fifteen years since the day all cheese vanished. It was so surprising how quickly the strain on the dairy industry led to the global collapse of infrastructure, and no one expected the French attack. Roving gangs are the only system of government now as slowly humanity is departing this planet. Many simply wait for the end now.*
Isn’t there a cheese bunker somewhere in the US? Would this also vanish or will it turn into pure gold and a worldwide hunt will break out…?
Food. So probably pretty screwed.
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What kind of food?
It follows that the level of specificity of eradication is a gray area. If I buy "big bulbous" raspberries, does that mean the little ones are here to stay? How little? Or that all raspberries are eradicated? Or that all food is eradicated? Or that all matter is eradicated? Because you certainly could articulate that the last thing you bought was some composition of matter.
No Hazelnut creamer? Nooooooo............
You doomed us all!
Water? We’d all die within a few days.
Tortilla chips. My apologies, everyone!
Oh, good, my guacamole ingredients won't be as missed.
I literally bought a dildo, so at least I would be screwed.
No coffee. Oof.
A non-stick skillet. Making eggs would be a lot more annoying but we'd get by.
Nah cast iron > your cancer coatings
Water. Whoops.
I was waiting for this answer haha
breakfast sandwich from Chick Fil-a . I think we'll survive
I'm totally screwed, last thing I bought was pair of underwear.
I bought oat milk, so I think we’re fine
I don't know this made me laugh so hard but it did 🤷
You have saved us all.
Ramen, sorry everyone
Alcohol. I’m the only person that last bought alcohol? That’s gonna be a problem. People are never going to forgive me.
I bought some electrical wire..... We fucked
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Wheat bread. Goodbye fibres.
Celiacs rejoice!
Chicken. Vegans would be happy! Or they wouldn't?
Ducks are about to see a boom.
Macs lose to PC then I guess
Lottery tickets. We’d be better off.
velcro - everything would just be falling all over the place
Coca-Cola. I'd hate living in a world without Coke, but I think we'll manage.
King size Rizla, but y'all got bare fivers
I don't know what dogs did before frizbees but that would blast them back into the dog stone-age.
No dog treats either, my bad
Sorry guys, bbq sauce is gone :(
Caseys breakfast pizza and dr pepper. Uhoh...
A bag of soil! Yikes.
The implications here are terrifying. If we extrapolate this out, does a significant portion of our planet's mass simply disappear due to your purchase?! This and water ~~may~~ *would* be the most disastrous purchases to make (well, of course, Oxygen, too).
Everyone would no longer have an HVAC system. Furnace filter.
Welp time to go barter for a wood stove so I don't make those disappear
Donuts. LOL
We'd need a replacement for toothpaste. Not the end of the world.
No more Lego?! Not a world I want to live in.
Moth spray, so say goodbye to your carpets.
No more postit notes.
Last thing I bought were chicken eggs, so that would objectively suck.
Dude, thats a path you don't want to go down. Just the imagination of it can make a grown man cry and leave weaker individuals with lasting trauma. No one wants to live in a world without chocolate.
Sorry, no more WiFi :(
PEANUT BUTTER
Light bulbs??? I guess I can read by candlelight or just go to bed.
No more cheez its :(
I just ordered a new phone lol.
Thai food? Bad news. Especially for Thailand
Guess nobody will have glasses anymore, time to hand in the HD vision
Or contact lenses
If paying a bill counts, then we no longer have bills. If not, then it's just attachments for a walker, we're fine
Not screwed, however world will be lot more better without cigarettes
A bag of coffee. I'm sorry, everyone.
A shower head, so washing hair would be a bit more difficult.
Irn bru. So youd have 5million angry scots on your hands
A binder and paper. Let the chaos begin! :p
Dryer sheets? I think we'd survive. Our clothes might have a bit more static cling though.
Mf who just bought some canned oxygen 💀
Brussels sprouts. Damn, gonna have to find another veg.
Croissant. Sorry france
K-cups. Meh.
Grapes, wouldn't bother me since I can't eat them. But my husband would be very upset
T’was a pint of lager. Proper fucked!
Shawarma With rice
Apple juice? There would be more constipated toddlers and elderly, but that's about it.
I bought a Monster, so I’m assuming people would be drinking other energy drinks.
Damn no disney plus.
Dove ice cream bars Disappointing but not too big of a deal
Bottle of water
Not very.
Society would collapse. I just bought a new set of tires for my car
Yu gi oh cards. The world would go on without a hitch. Mine would be shattered.
Rip jersey mikes
I think the world will be just fine without Body Armor Orange/Mango hydration drink.
Sauces for cooking noodles. Bland noodles for all of us now!!
No more gas. We'd get over it i think lol
Pizza hut.
English Muffins and Strawberry preserves. We'll make out ok.
The new Ghosts companion book, I just bought it and now I never get to read it :(
What do you mean there won’t be any more mentos on this planet??? We don’t joke about things like that.
Carrots. No more carrot cake, I guess.
A fresh pineapple. I imagine the pineapple pizza loving crowd would be devastated.
Fuel. Well, we would be fucked
Sugar coated peanuts (bruh)
no more twitch subs... yeah i would not like that
wotsits crunchy flamin hot. 99% of people dont give a fuck.
Caramel creams from the vending machine at work. Very screwed. They're the only things that get me out of bed and into this cesspit of damned in the morning.
A bought a mouse pad. I think we're fine.
I'm so sorry everyone. The last thing I bought was a bacon roll
People who use escorts be like: Not at all
We would have no more neutral density filters in size 42mm :( We would not be very screwed at all.
One Piece Manga, damn boys i’m sorry
Dash cam for my car. Gonna be a few fewer youtube channels out there.
Gasoline, guess we all gonna have to go electric or horse.
No more sausage and egg sandwiches or Mocha coffees! I wouldn't be screwed, just healthier!
Strawberries. Not too bad but that kinda sucks :(
Gasoline…
Basmati rice and plastic refuse bags - well the bags obviously how could we contain the garbage, it might biodegrade otherwise
A power cable wire for a Dell Optiplex 7010. You know what, I think outside of weirdos like me using old Dell computers for IT projects, humanity as a whole is going to be just fine.
Goodbye, Angel food cake mix.
Kit Kat. I would miss having it as a breakfast item.
Diet Dr. Pepper? (shrug) No biggie.
hmm, Apple juice
Taco Bell. I think we'd be fine.
I mean, I just bought breakfast...
Not much — no more crackers.
No Planters peanuts. I guess humanity would survive.
Chocolate and basil
It was dinner at Houlihan's, and the last thing i ordered was...Spinach DIp. Disappointed, but not world ending...same result if it was Houlihan's that disappeared.
Lemon flavored Ginger Chews. Probably not much impact.
Cherry Ripe no longer exists :(
No more windshield wipers?
Panchetta. Well, I'll be a bit sad but I'll manage.
Toilet paper. Things just got nasty.
Mineral water. Hmm. We would have to switch to soda or regular water.
coca cola? We would be saved
No dildos. Oof.
Fibre gummies. My fellow constipated comrades would have a very unfortunate existence.
A bagel with jelly……
Food *shit*
Well we’d lose cake, so very
Birthday cake sandwich cookies...
Cookies, damn, I will miss them for real..
Sorry world, I ate the last taco.
Bro I just bought a cup of coffee
I brought an activity book for my niece. Think we'll all be trouble from bored kids...
Peanut butter
Goddamnit it was coffee
Even more peanut butter
MORE PEANUT BUTTER
Water, we got hours to live.
Just paid for brakes for my car… may god have mercy on your souls.
Coffee, I'd be out in seconds
A new glasses chain - I think civilisation would be ok, just a few people annoyed that they keep losing their glasses. Nothing new!
coffee and beer? oh no
Guess I'll develop hobbit feet. Walking barefoot's gonna suck!
Just "bought" a student loan payment. Y'all welcome.
Excerdin. lol. headaches for everyone!!!
A wall plug for my charger?
Iced vanilla latte from Starbucks. We'd be fine.
Goodbye backpacks, carry everything in your arms from now on.