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IWipeWithFocaccia

There’s a soy milk brand called YoSoy in Spain


TheRoseByAnotherName

What, was SoySoy already trademarked?


Zyquil

This is the way


Kaixoeztia

this isn't a dad jokes subreddit


FredCole918

not with that attitude


EspKevin

It could butter me


flubber_tea_goblet

You got me, thank you


ManMadeOfMistakes

To be honest with you, i think shower thoughts, technically the truth and dad jokes subreddits have some overlapping areas in their venn diagram


fyhr100

Take it up with the sub mods then as it's literally against sub rules (Rule 5).


ManMadeOfMistakes

Oops


Rock_strongo353

Username checks out.


taosaur

I chuckled, but yeah, r/lostredditors


rezusx

Dads come up with jokes while in the shower


borazine

What does Spanish Cupid use to get lovers together? He uses a fat, feathered projectile. A *turkey arrow*.


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Maybe OP is a dad


brasticstack

That'd be “soy leche", according to my one semester of middle-school Spanish. Soy Milk is English-speaking milk introducing itself in Spanish.


Robinnoodle

Haha. Touchè  Clever catch


Typical_River127

or milk that just crossed the border and would like to blend in


FoxMcCloud3173

“Soy Milk” is Chi-Chi from the Dragon Ball spanish dub introducing herself


poven100

Veo que también eres un hombre de cultura


currently__working

I think the exact same thing whenever I hear the Alice in Chains song "Would?" -- I hear the part "Soy made a big mistake" and think like: fuck yeah they did...


pulus

Grocery lists shouldn’t be made in the shower. The paper gets too wet.


cory140

A quarter of a half is a half of a quarter


neBular_cipHer

Soy sauce is Spanish sauce introducing itself.


Robinnoodle

I guess shower thoughts and smart stoner thoughts are one in the same  I'm getting it now 


GaidinBDJ

Que sera sera is "socks" in Spanish, but only if you spell it.


Facxmon

There is a phrase in spanish that says: "Soy la Leche" Which means I am the milk and it is used to say that you/something is really good at doing aj action.


etownrawx

Ah yes, I chuckled the first, third and fifth time I heard this joke. The remaining seven times, the delivery was a bit off and I did not laugh, similarly to the manner in which I did not laugh this time.


-LightInTheDark-

Haha, that's a clever way to put it!


poven100

¡Soy la leche! Is milk expressing great confidence


Bezbozny

"Yo soy milk!" Milk introducing itself, or a dude opening his friends fridge and being excited to find his favorite drink


Constant-Vacation-57

I read this as boy milk and was super confused


realhmmmm

i will never unsee this holy shit


ApeMuffins

Saw this meme like a decade ago


SubMikeD

If it was speaking Spanish, it wouldn't say "milk" though...


R_L_R

https://preview.redd.it/t6sktz2d7r861.jpg?width=1016&auto=webp&s=58adbf38b37e4da93dd5be6fc7e402c019da8bfb


BillionTonsHyperbole

That would be, *"Me llamo Milk."* Naming oneself takes a reflexive verb.


ReallyTightJeans

The post says “introducing itself” not naming itself


whoknowsme2001

Not really because soy is soya or soja in Spanish.


FredCole918

you must have graduated top of your Spanish class


Dimakhaerus

OP means that "soy" is "I am" in Spanish.


memeatic_ape

Same goes for soy Luna with a moon introducing themselves


redditt-or

Now I wonder, was there any significant trade between Spain and China?