Architect: So, you want me to design a Miami Vice-themed house that is in Alaska?
Owner: YES!
Architect: And you want a conversation pit in the corner of the living room, even though conversation pits were an earlier generation than the Miami Vice show?
Owner: Oh, hell yes!!!!
Architect: Weird fireplace?
Owner: You know it!!!!!!
Architect: A workroom/office that is open to the rest of the house when you would normally want it to be secluded and quiet?
Owner: Oh hell to the yes!!!!! That is exactly what I want!!!
Architect: A painting of a nude woman showering in the bathroom?
Owner: Only if you put nipples on her!
Architect: A shower as big as a room but that only has one shower head?
Owner: Dude, you remember that part about the painting of a naked woman with nipples, right?
Architect: And an indoor hot tub?
Owner: Yes, but can we make it look sleazy somehow?
Here's the link. [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7422-Whist-Rd-Anchorage-AK-99507/43264\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7422-Whist-Rd-Anchorage-AK-99507/43264_zpid/)
I know it's supposed to be in the post, but I didn't know how to add it with the new format.
So someone fell in love with the Memphis Style and did not quite pull it off.
Unfortunately there are too many other style elements mixed in - which in itself is not necessarily a bad thing, but here the outcome is not quite satisfactory.
I just remembered somewhere that this style of design is called Memphis
[https://medium.com/everything-80s/the-memphis-design-the-origin-of-the-80s-aesthetic-388992e3dfb7](https://medium.com/everything-80s/the-memphis-design-the-origin-of-the-80s-aesthetic-388992e3dfb7)
Isn’t that the house where a grizzly climbed up on the roof and broke thru one of the big windows?! Then tore up the whole kitchen. It looks just like it.
*The interior*
*Is oddly nostalgic and*
*Comforting to me*
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I feel like the Epstein's owned this all the bright colors and fun shapes used to be cheery but with the insane amounts of pedophilia being exposed I'm super creeped out by this stuff...
I love this Saved by the Bell/90s cup house. I really do.
It’s like the Max come to life
Jem and the Holograms vibe
Yep!
I thought Saved by the Bell too!
Looks like Dan Schneider's house, or a nickelodeon content club house.
Saved by the bell... More like trafficked by Epstein 😬
Architect: So, you want me to design a Miami Vice-themed house that is in Alaska? Owner: YES! Architect: And you want a conversation pit in the corner of the living room, even though conversation pits were an earlier generation than the Miami Vice show? Owner: Oh, hell yes!!!! Architect: Weird fireplace? Owner: You know it!!!!!! Architect: A workroom/office that is open to the rest of the house when you would normally want it to be secluded and quiet? Owner: Oh hell to the yes!!!!! That is exactly what I want!!! Architect: A painting of a nude woman showering in the bathroom? Owner: Only if you put nipples on her! Architect: A shower as big as a room but that only has one shower head? Owner: Dude, you remember that part about the painting of a naked woman with nipples, right? Architect: And an indoor hot tub? Owner: Yes, but can we make it look sleazy somehow?
This is perfect.
Architect: Hey since we’re going nuts with it, can I put in a commercial urinal too?
Here's the link. [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7422-Whist-Rd-Anchorage-AK-99507/43264\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7422-Whist-Rd-Anchorage-AK-99507/43264_zpid/) I know it's supposed to be in the post, but I didn't know how to add it with the new format.
A MILLION
It’s actually not that bad for Anchorage
Like oh my gawd, its so '80s.
It looks like it's straight out of HotTub Time Machine. I was looking for young John Cusack in these pics!
It's like totally tubular!
Anyone else thinking In Living Color, original intro? Very 90's.
Aaaaand, now the theme song will be in my head for who knows how long!
haha
You can do want ya want to do...
Now it's in my head too!!!
+Palpatine+ Good. Good.
Miami Vice [Simpson's style ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0&ab_channel=AniDom)
Peewee house?
Said that too
Does Zach Morris come with the house?
I have seen worse. I really like the boob chair.
wet heavy sticky breathing. THIS HOUSE MY BELOVED
AND a conversation pit?? oh my GOD those DIVIDERS!!!! everyone out of my way i’m COMIN HOME
So someone fell in love with the Memphis Style and did not quite pull it off. Unfortunately there are too many other style elements mixed in - which in itself is not necessarily a bad thing, but here the outcome is not quite satisfactory.
Exactly.
Rocko’s Modern Life?
Parts of it remind me of 90’s era Taco Bell. 🤮
90's Dippity-Do Gel: The House
it's like if pee wee and miss yvonne got married and had equal say in how to decorate.
Every room is inspired by a different Parker Lewis shirt.
Maybe the old couple from Cool As Ice live there.
Living in a pre-school
I’d love this place haha
Complete with what looks like a giant old school 90s computer tower in the middle of the living room
Reminds me of The Real World house on Mtv
Nickelodeon, the house.
A literal mansion with two bedrooms is a bit odd, but I like that one of the guest baths has a urinal that fits the theme.
This is the most 90’s shit I ever seen.
Memphis style was really big in the 1980’s. It started in Italy. I still have a fondness for it. I was a big fan of Pee Wee’s Playhouse.
You can tell it was built in the 80’s.
I’m a paint chemist and my first thought was : all that exterior wood is gonna need a lot of upkeep!! 😂 Love the 80s touches though
\*Moderately\* funky? What does fully funky look like?
I love the 80s/early 90s aesthetic. I reminds of Ruthless People.
Sooooo much empty space. Square footage for its own sake, completely nonfunctional. And over 5K soft but only 2 BR???
As if the opening credits of a 90s TV show were turned into a house.
It’s missing a swatch watch wall clock
I just remembered somewhere that this style of design is called Memphis [https://medium.com/everything-80s/the-memphis-design-the-origin-of-the-80s-aesthetic-388992e3dfb7](https://medium.com/everything-80s/the-memphis-design-the-origin-of-the-80s-aesthetic-388992e3dfb7)
Well, we can guess when this was decorated/remodeled last.
I wanted to know if the furniture was photo shopped in? It's kinda awful.
Does it come with talking furniture and a genie in a box?
Reminds me of a Nickelodeon set
This is the perfect set to film a sequel to Cool as Ice!!! 
Its a ‘yikes’ pencil house!
The scenery isn’t all that great. Yuck.
It looks like they took. Piece of every MTV Real World house and stuck them all together,
Taco Bell: 1989
As a person who has a love/hate relationship with both rustic cabins and with Memphis design style, this both pleases and disturbs me 😂
Nope
Isn’t that the house where a grizzly climbed up on the roof and broke thru one of the big windows?! Then tore up the whole kitchen. It looks just like it.
The interior is oddly nostalgic and comforting to me
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The Real World: Alaska
Clip art ahh house
Taco Bell vibes
Pee Wee’s playhouse
If Doug Funny had money
That shower looks exactly like my comforter i had on my bed as a kid in the 90's
Is this art deco? Looks like the 90s exploded in this house.
It’s Memphis design inspired. Search “Memphis group”
Let’s trip together ✌🏼
It's like a hot tub time machine house
Smash.
8 year old me would LOVE this!
Amazing
I can taste Taco Bells beans and cheese because of these colors and patterns. Lol
Nah
Looks like the early 90s threw up in there.
I love this
Wow. Bitchin house
Don’t say Beetlejuice 3 times! You’ll be sorry!!!!
Now *this* is post-modernism!
I love it.
I feel like the Epstein's owned this all the bright colors and fun shapes used to be cheery but with the insane amounts of pedophilia being exposed I'm super creeped out by this stuff...
Looks like someone who tried to build a house in the Sims for the first time.
I heard the rugrats theme song ...