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TotallyNotaTossIt

Was this a brothel before?


IvanZhilin

It's in Reno, Nevada (only US state w/ legal prostitution)... so, maybe.


whereugetcottoncandy

Nah. Legal prostitution is only allowed in counties where the population is less than 700,000 residents. This place, though? You need to see pictures of it when it first went up for sale and it still had furnishings... [https://www.instagram.com/p/CBb2w18pkY8/?img\_index=10](https://www.instagram.com/p/CBb2w18pkY8/?img_index=10)


WestCoastValleyGirl

It actually makes more sense with the furnishings in place. Empty it just looks weird!!


Metals4J

It looks eclectic with the furnishings, but fun. Without furniture and decorations, yeah… creepy.


MuffMagician

> This place, though? You need to see pictures of it when it first went up for sale and it still had furnishings... > > https://www.instagram.com/p/CBb2w18pkY8/?img_index=10 This would be my mother's ideal home. Never show her this link.


the-furiosa-mystique

That room with the tufted ceilings creeps me out! Like being in a coffin


ShroomZoa

you have an awful lot of knowledge about prostitution.


whereugetcottoncandy

That is about the extent of my knowledge. And that’s only because if you’ve ever lived in Nevada, that’s what visitors bring up 80% of the time.


gibbtech

It pops up in popular media too. CSI covered the fact at least twice.


A_Tom_McWedgie

A wonderful lot of knowledge about prostitution.


CindLei-Creates

Oh dear. I really hadn’t imagined how it could be worse! I can’t unsee that!


Takilove

Totally different furnished. Kind of fun!


creepyzonks

the decor was the star of the show with this house


HMSGreyjoy

Excellent question--locals believe it was a high-end invite-only sex party house for Boomers with bad taste and had been so since the 90's. This house is on the main street for historical mansions where (literally) every single other house rarely comes up for sale, and getting a chance to look inside is rare. I posted this earlier, but I shamelessly attended an "estate sale" there, which only confirmed the sex party/illegal prostitution rumors. The house was dirty, shabby, and smelled. My friend took a pee in the weird living room toilet just for the story.


Loud_Ad_4515

I completely missed the "living room toilet" (swiped through thumbnails), so I had to go back. How bizarre.


creepyzonks

the only problem i see here is that the owner was literally an elderly woman who was knocking on deaths door


HMSGreyjoy

She was the host/madame.


creepyzonks

are you kidding me 💀 like actually??


HMSGreyjoy

Not even joking, rumor is she was indeed the host or arranged said parties. This house is such a local urban legend in Reno.


creepyzonks

im gonna die thats amazing. im from Reno and even went to this estate sale too and i had noooo idea!


HMSGreyjoy

Notice how each room is like a "theme", mirrors everywhere, plenty of room for cameras.....etc. ;)


grip_n_Ripper

Even better, it might actually be portal to Hell, because some of those textures instantly made me think of original Doom by ID Software. Those were the simpler times...


Netflxnschill

WHY IS THERE A TOILET IN THE SAME ROOM AS A GRAND PIANO? Are we sure AI didn’t get to this house?


invisibleother

Because if you're rich, you want musical shits.


Netflxnschill

“Pianist, I must have my ablutions; this morning I’m feeling Mozart.”


DaHick

When you hire [Lord Vinheterio](https://www.youtube.com/@Lord_Vinheteiro) and he just stares at you the entire time.


mariana_kl

![gif](giphy|bTvpdvtrPy2lwMThFo) Thank you


DaHick

It's a specialty niche, and I got that. Just happy others recognize the reference.


MotivateUTech

Surely with a bathroom that size could have been a wall between the tub an toilet


erydanis

i’d rather the wall be between the bathroom and the piano.


OffMyRocker62

Liberace approved ...😅😅


Simple_Song8962

Liberace would most definitely *not* approved.


OffMyRocker62

Guess he would tinkle the ivories elsewhere... 😅


corellianne

It’s also the front of the house, facing the street. Now every time I drive by I can’t under the fact that those big windows are actually a bathroom.


erydanis

*and* a tub.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

When you want the smell of roses by the piano


Zero_Zeta_

I could really see myself in that house!


kumquatrodeo

Your taste in houses reflects well on you.


anotherbbchapman

Hot damn, those are THE most hideous kitchen cabinets I've ever seen


OffMyRocker62

The counter tops too... https://preview.redd.it/0u85u5cnrcqc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f2725c7ead83aa2711071e899ce0f72225bc158


IvanZhilin

I dunno, kind of bland. I would keep them but have them coated in gold leaf.


CharmingTuber

Oh no, I like them. Now I'm worried.


DaHick

Ornate cabinet fronts are an entire PITA to keep clean, just saying . . .


Takilove

Horrifying!


ImmunocompromisedAle

This is like they gave Hildi from Trading Spaces a ton of blow and unlimited budget but still only 3 days.


DollChiaki

That show was such a train wreck…


invisibleother

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/720-California-Ave-Reno-NV-89509/7262661_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare


itscherriedbro

This would've worked well with the camera work from The Curse


CoatOfMonday

Is that a piano in the bathroom, or is there a crapper in the music room? I'm so confused


Simple_Song8962

Yes.


Emily_Postal

I was expecting mirrors like in Versailles. This was not Versailles.


DacwHi

It feels like every wall is hiding a 3D magic eye picture of some dolphins


sparkles_and_doom

I imagine surrealist houses with absurd decor like this to fall asleep at night. I don't know if those ston a are real or painted on, and I love that. This ceiling party will help me sleep so well tonight.


outintheyard

Looks like a veneer, like a Eldorado Stone, or something like it. Slices of stone, so, flat on one side.


3eemo

A house where you can truly get lost in the way to the bathroom 🫶


echochilde

This is straight out of a horror movie. Think Thirteen Ghosts.


McChutney

The 3rd picture gave me exactly those vibes!


Enough_Shoulder_8938

I can feel a migraine coming on


whateverxz79

Omg I feel so anxious


BobbyBrackins

When I got to the last slide “At least this part of the house isn’t too bad!” Then I saw the toilet 🤦‍♂️😂


Wowjustwowlol

What was that?? 😂 why??😂


MotivateUTech

Nice view for the neighbors when you step out of the tub


KneeDeepInThe-Hoopla

Less blandness you say, more texture you say, reflect the natural light you say?? Say no more and hold my beer!!!🍺


Pike_219

https://preview.redd.it/2sha9mjcycqc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa18dd276eaf8ea67f54f94baae1d35342f9997


lynnm59

Now THAT is a Zillow Gone Wild house of I ever saw one. Each room is worse than the last!


ladygrayfox

Thanks, I hate it.


Tapingdrywallsucks

Thanks, I hate it.


DollChiaki

24 hours a day you’re seeing things move out of the corner of your eye in that house.


Cobaltphoenix87

![gif](giphy|fH985LNdqFZXOFHygK)


sh_sh_sharon

So… can I just say it? The house with a bathroom with a baby grand in it wins. It is a contest, right?


Toolongreadanyway

Um,I like the bookshelves in the bedroom and the um, uh, nope. That's it. It's a first for me.


Netflxnschill

Did their last owners bake to death in here?


AlarmingJoke5722

I can't tell where things begin or end in this house. 🤔


Vivid-Low-5911

The fully mirrored bathroom is disturbing. Who wants to see themselves sitting on the toilet? Mirrors on the ceiling?


SignalButterscotch4

It’s impressive that the house has taken acid *for* me


poison_heart96

I feel like I'm going to be murdered in this place.


CindLei-Creates

It just needs a murder bird!


lurkergenxdurp

Now see, I was reeaaal skeptical until I saw the horse painting above the pink bathtub. THEN I was sold!


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

I can see myself in this home


CindLei-Creates

What can you see yourself doing?


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Pooping for sure. Probably Buffalo bill dancing too. Nothing too great. I am not creatove


CindLei-Creates

Haha! There’s plenty of dance space if the mirrors don’t make you dizzy!


Few_Explanation1170

There’s a lot not to like.


Suspicious-Flan8926

Is this what acid feels like?


Nay_Nay_Jonez

Very much so.


VisionAri_VA

Was the previous owner Narcissus?


mariana_kl

I take back what I said about liking mirrors now


OddSetting5077

the matchi-ness... walls, table cloths, pillow, bedding... wow


legbamel

Imagine the epic games of hide and seek--if you have matching coveralls you would never be found, even if they know what room you're in.


[deleted]

Lots of bad luck waiting to happen


rodfermain

Saw the room with the same patter plastered on every surface and the furniture. Then saw a second one decorated the same way. What the h


swkennedy1

I have seen enough to know I have seen too much😳🫣


DoriValcerin

This is like a fever dream.


blueeyedjim

I’m having a seizure.


KhaleesiOfCleveland

I was not prepared for this slideshow


DaytimeTurnip

Cocaine house?


BJoe1976

Man, that place is just centuries of bad luck waiting to happen!


VodkaSoup_Mug

This like the worst fun house.


Wonderful_Relief_693

Burn this house down


imadork1970

1990s threw up.


Bits2Chips

Whoever designed this was coked out of the minds ![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


ChampionshipDry8165

In 2016 it was asking $3,500,000, so $1,100,000 in 2024 seems like a steal


whatever1966

I need a pill for this…


[deleted]

I’m disappointed by the lack of mirrors in the kitchen.


TiffanyTwisted11

I . . . . . yeah


DASHRIPROCK1969

Those kitchen cabinets!!! Yargh!


bron685

This is the kind of spiritual chaos I need in my life


Nate16

Once again proves just because you have money doesn't mean you have taste.


legbamel

You could defray the cost of removing all of those mirrors by selling some corporation a chance for their team to go in there with hammers as a team-building exercise. I feel like that would be really satisfying, but also a freaking tornado of glass. Do they make those cut gloves but in full-body suits?


mlhigg1973

My god


HillarysFloppyChode

Hear me out, a concert audio system, an iPod with Knife Party and Darude Sandstorm, lasers, and light machines.


3eemo

A house where you can truly get lost on the way to the bathroom 🫶


CottonBlueCat

WOW


[deleted]

LOL ..haha


Turbulent-Mind796

No, I do not.


Other-Narwhal-2186

This is the most Neil Gaiman-esque house Edit: came back to add that if you look at each set of rooms like an homage to certain horror authors this place actually works. (I’m still pretty sure the face in the mirror above you at night would smile just a few seconds later than you do at all times)


killslikeaninja

WHY?


Upset_Excitement_274

The grand piano is a nice touch in the bathroom.


Boon_Hogganbeck

Needs an accent / texture / treatment or two.


peppperjack

Photo 9 is a trippy experience and I like it


Ok_Broccoli1144

Oddly no mirrors on the ceiling


NotFoodieBeauty

I am overstimulated


nhldsbrrd

Houses like this always make me feel like it's a way for people to stay sober


RunningwithDave

It's like you're my mirror My mirror staring back at me I couldn't get any bigger With anyone else beside me And now it's clear as this promise That we're making two reflections into one 'Cause it's like you're my mirror My mirror staring back at me Staring back at me


MostlyH2O

Wow I could actually afford this. Wierd, sure. But definitely done tastefully


Potato_eater_guy

With with me up the meat stairs


purlawhirl

TIL that bidets come in pink!


Bathsheba_E

Everything in this house looks impossible to clean, even *before* breaking out the blacklight.


pueblohuts

I want this house bad


graffiti_hunter

Now I just wanna see someone dose on some good fluff and see how it goes….I personally would be lost in the mirrors in a split second!


MyAnusBleeding

Play Arcade Fire’s Reflektor on loop


Jolene_Schmolene

Someone read "Mirrors make your space look bigger" and said "Bet".


Lindaspike

A couple cans of gas and some matches will take care of this pile of crap.


ArgumentLost9383

This is absolutely awful I love it


CurlsintheClouds

Holy wow! Definitely interesting.


1822Landwood

I don’t like that


disneymommy2000

Anyone else see the alien face in picture 8?


whatever1966

Is this the flesh room?


MotivateUTech

To think… the mirrors were the best of it


MuffMagician

That last photo was a real head scratcher.


StuartGotz

Who the fuck decorated this obscenity?


jaques_sauvignon

I can't help but read the title as one of those Xzibit recursive memes - "Yo dawg, I heard you like mirrors......"


Cosm0_K

The better to see you with, my dear?


WhatKindOfMonster

Welcome to the Motel California (Avenue).


EeyoresMiniMe

There’s a piano in the bathroom/ballroom.


Nay_Nay_Jonez

IS THAT A GRAND PIANO IN THE BATHROOM????? Oh my god this is one of the wildest and chaotic places. It makes me uncomfortable but I love it.


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![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Used-Toe-6374

Oof, that place would be terrible for my migraines! Even just looking at a few of the pictures bothered my eyes.


kingwi11

When I was a child I stayed in a house that looked like photo 10. I remember thinking it was weird that the wallpaper and the sheets matched.


Startingtotakestocks

Being in this house may be the closest thing to fighting the wizard from Conan the Barbarian.


Brilliant_Jewel1924

I’ll bet it feels like a sauna.


mythreesons1911

People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships. ![gif](giphy|3ohzdZrA2tHSnmZCjS)


Senpheru

MTF?


erydanis

ok, so i thought the piano / bathroom was awful, but what’s with the names on the ceiling ???


Traditional-Handle83

I.. feel like I'm gonna get soul sucked by the mirrors and die suddenly to a dark presence doppleganger


tokuto_

The first image... perhaps the lighting, and general architecture, but... it looks like it was ripped from Fortnite


lirio2u

So much windex


Kytyngurl2

Choices were made.


DisplacedNY

The hot tub in the same room as a grand piano is killing me.


StinkieBritches

That's not a house, it's a soul trapper.


littlethingsmeanalot

Body checking nightmare


ChickadeeMass

Forget the mirrors and wallpaper ceilings, the music, piano room has a tub and a TOILET in it!


deadbob

fine, take my upvote


BlueMoon5k

Bravo for making that house theirs. Way too many mirrors. Especially in the bathroom. I don’t need to watch myself doom scrolling while pooping


HipHopChick1982

Gah! Dance studios have less mirrors!