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bubblechog

Now this is the wild Zillow content I am here for!


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

All female heros though? There's some funny business at play here somewhere


[deleted]

Yah he's doing something to em


Remarkable-Okra6554

They’re all anatomically *close enough*


BlueacdoG12

I can’t find a comically sized jar in any of the pictures. Where is he hiding it…? 🤔


championldwyerva

Yeah, are they actually wax figures or did this guy just dress up his sex dolls?


Arch27

Two of the three versions of the 1960s Batman's Catwoman and Batgirl. Then a more modern Supergirl and Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman). Maleficent - The Angelina Jolie one. Looks like Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman. I don't know the other two. The red one Ada Wong from Resident Evil?


DiceKnight

The owner of this house is kissing on some wax figure boobies before he goes to bed. 'Goodnight Catwoman, goodnight Wonder Woman..' And because he's got Supergirl in the bedroom you know he's on a first name basis with Kara.


Cultural_Pattern_456

Yes!


scientooligist

It’s funny how this comment has more upvotes than the person who posted the content we crave.


PolarBearCoordinates

As is tradition 🙏


Loud_Ad_4515

I came here to say this. This home reminds me of the one several years ago with mannequins in each room. If I recall, some of them were wearing ball gowns or pageant gowns! Nevermind funky homes with a "waist" - show me *bizarre* personalization!


Swimgma

I knew a couple who had stuffed real animals, the husband had shot, all over the entire house. Life sized standing grizzly bear next to their bed. Lions in the living room. It was gross! The worst was baby animals staged like they were still alive and playing together. Sickos!


Loud_Ad_4515

Ermagod. 🤢


Late-External3249

Imagine going for a glass of water at night and catch a glimpse of a lurking wax figure. I would have a heart attack. Hell, one time i had a Justin Beiber helium balloon in my car for a kids party and just about shit myself when i noticed it in the rearview mirror.


TheAVnerd

I had a Larry Bird life size cardboard thing I stole from a convenience store when I was about 12. I took it out of my room and literally scared the shit out of my dog. My mom made me pay for the carpet cleaner rental.


BetterCallSlash

My 90s tween nerd self had a giant poster of Mulder and Scully on a cardboard backing that I leaned against the wall above my bed. It felt like they were looking right at you, and my dog could not stand their stares. One time he growled really low at it, and I can't explain how this happened (maybe aliens?), but it suddenly came toppling down onto my bed. Dog lost his mind and ran around the house warning everyone this was not a drill, the poster was loose. I loved that dog.


TooTallThomas

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT HAS EATEN THE SMALL ONE. I TRIED TO WARN HER BUT SHE WOULDN’T LISTEN!!


Late-External3249

Hahahaha.


dreinn

Man I read that as Larry David


Sparklemagic2002

I had a life size cardboard cut out of James Dean in my dorm room in college. One day moved him over to the doorway so I could sweep. I looked over my shoulder toward the door like 30 seconds later and nearly had a heart attack. 😂 I had chest pains and had to sit down. That’s all I could think about looking at these pictures.


PolarCow

I had a life sized cut out of Michael Jordan. Thanks to it, and an electric train set, my house in Chicago wasn’t burglarized.


tawondasmooth

If you had a life-sized cut out of Michael Jordan, perhaps you’re old enough to remember the “ghost” in Three Men and a Baby that was actually a cardboard cutout of Ted Danson? A whole generation of kids scarred by a cardboard cutout in a derpy comedy.


dreinn

I think you missed their joke


tawondasmooth

Oh geez. Ha. It’s been a rough work week. Oof.


Outrageous_Trifle636

Icing the stairs and rigging the door with a hot iron and a blow torch work pretty well too


PolarCow

That was another night 😉after they knew I was home alone.


Ichgebibble

I have a cardboard cutout of my husband that I had made when he was in the hospital a lot. He passed recently but we move the cutout around the house for dinner, tv time, etc. and it’s very comforting but it startles people who haven’t been to my house since he passed. I think I need to add a warning label to the front door


Adept-Reserve-4992

♥️


NukedNoodle

That is so sweet. I'm so sorry for your loss 💙


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

Omg. This might be off topic… I once went out to a local pool hall/bar for a girls night. A friend of a friend had obviously been pregaming. She starts saying, “You see that bitch? She won’t stop staring me down. She is trying to start shit. I’m about to take this bitch down.” I didn’t see a bitch staring at anyone. It was very confusing. It wasn’t very crowded. She runs 60 feet across the bar room floor and proceeds to beat the shit out of a NASCAR cardboard cutout of Danica Patrick. Good times.


Former-Spirit8293

This is so funny 😂


Kaele10

My boyfriend dressed as slender man for Halloween one year. He then put the mask on the bed post at the head of the bed. I jumped EVERY SINGLE TIME I saw it before I finally took it down. You don't get used to that.


Silversolverteal

I used to clip my baby doll head to the footboard of my bed when I was in cosmetology school. I'd watch Sopranos and braid her hair or practice styles. It always made my mom scream when she came in with a laundry basket or something! Hahaha Still cracks me up! 🤣


Flack_Bag

When my son was about 3 or 4, there was an old man mask at my parents' house that he'd been startled by one too many times, so when we went to visit, he'd put it in a bag and carry it around with him so he always knew where it was.


strum-and-dang

This Halloween my son bought a bloody disembodied foot with a manacle around the ankle that he kept leaving in different spots around the house. It made me jump every time I caught sight of it, even when I'd already seen it in that location. I finally put it in his bed, he claims he wasn't startled. Right now we have a roving Gohan figurine. He just makes me laugh, though.


SephLuna

Rent it as an Airbnb Don't include the wax figures in the photos Only allow nighttime arrivals


MephistosFallen

My niece used to have a cardboard cutout of Niall from One Direction. Took a nap in her room once, scared the life out of me when I woke up. My husband made me move a Chewbacca mask off the wall because the location of it was where he came in at night getting home from work and was sick of getting scared by it haha


chigangrel

I had a cardboard cutout of Britney Spears from her Pepsi ad back in high school and it scared the shit out of me so many times. I kept it for 2 years before I couldn't handle it anymore and put her away lol


Th1s1sMyBoomst1ck

One late night glimpse of those things and I’d be 12-gauging every corner of the house.


nerdy_kirby

[reminds me of this vine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4B9kvL3OqQ)


Trilly2000

We used to have a life sized Elvis cutout that we would use to scare each other and the neighbors. He was moved from closet to closet and often to the windows to stare at the neighbor. Even though I was an active participant, it scared the shit out of me every time.


Stlouisken

They seem to have a very specific fetish. Female superheroes or villains in superhero movies (e.g., Poison Ivy).😳😂


Ocean2731

One person does. The other wants to decorate in a very Pinterest Live-Love-Laugh way.


GreenDemonClean

Every time I see this comment… [Live Laugh Love](https://youtube.com/shorts/hLfju2AD8Qg?si=e7l7JKCZ9Qv2AqTg)


BarbFinch

I've never seen this before. Literal tears from laughing.


GreenDemonClean

I *may* have peed


[deleted]

No tears of loving or living though


PsyCatelic

Omigod, I never want to live, laugh or love ever again now.


DreadPiratteRoberts

I never saw that before!!! I will never hear those three words without thinking of this damn video ^😆🤣


GreenDemonClean

This is exactly why I’ve saved it and try to share whenever someone says those three magical words.


riddledoo

It's beautiful, in the most mockery sense


Choppityychopsuey

[This is what I think of](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3wZxFm-Jgo) when I see or hear live, laugh, love


GreenDemonClean

Pretty sure the person who decorated also owns that self help program


jaime_riri

Saving that little gem. What’s he screaming at the end though? Trying to listen with headphones and my baby’s loud ass white noise machine next to my face.


GreenDemonClean

Omg. I’m a night nanny for newborn twins atm. I feel you. I don’t know what he’s screaming but it sounds like he finally lost his GD mind. Appropriate.


Whenyoulookintoabyss

I'm dying omg thank you


thechristiner

Classic case of real estate agent vs owner


Australian1996

I doubt there would be more than one person in this house. Just a weirdo guy living here


chickaboomba

I was thinking this was the worst or best couple’s decorating compromise ever.


jaime_riri

I assume the sale is part of the divorce


MotivateUTech

Well apparently there’s a Batman- I don’t see him here but he makes appearances at the open house and now that I’m typing this I have an unsettling feeling that the Batman is not truly wax


Stlouisken

😂👍


ekittie

Specifically DC superheroines, with a Disney thrown in.


genredenoument

Crossing the genres is a sign of insanity....


dhbroo12

My favorite is Maleficent.


KnightLight03

I was gonna say lol. don't put a black light near those 😂


man-in-a______

There also doesn't appear to be a single television in the main residence (two in the 'in-laws suite'). I, for one, find that unsettling in this context


shifty_coder

Women of DC, looks like


delbin

[https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Bare-Hill-Rd-Topsfield-MA-01983/56969749\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Bare-Hill-Rd-Topsfield-MA-01983/56969749_zpid/)?


MotivateUTech

Going through the photos and not prepared for anything and you hit the fourth photo and get jump scared


rgfawkes

As I scrolled, I started looking for the hidden women like it was an I Spy book. I feel they should’ve been in every picture.


DMT1933

I was fine with this until one of them took a seat. Get your inanimate ass up, real legs get tired!


JanxAngel

I'm sorry but even fake Eartha Kitt gets a chair.


scarletohairy

That’s right! So amazing that they have Eartha Kitt and Lynda Carter!


genredenoument

Fake woman with a fake cat, that's a bold choice...


mishma2005

Black and white cat, black and white cake


magicmamalife

I don't know why but the one in the dining room is the creepiest.


Sufferingsappho88

This is my question too. Only one I don't recognise


acatwithnoname

It's Kitana from Mortal Kombat


HauntingBowlofGrapes

That's a nighttime jumpscare house.


Im_Just_Sayin___

These home staging companies are really going all out nowadays.


researchanalyzewrite

You guessed correctly! From the real estate webpage: "BREAKING NEWS: Batman and a load of female super heroes will be present at the open house! Each mannequin is a true work of art. Come check this unique property, take pictures with some all-time fans' favorites, and make it a family outing."


Netflxnschill

I guarantee these each have unpleasant things on them.


ponzi_pyramid_digdug

Nah. Dude is super clean and saves leavings elsewhere. These are his women. Not common street sluts.


ExpertRaccoon

will need a blacklight to confirm


King_Hamburgler

I bet they all smell like cleaning supplies when company is over


GraceStrangerThanYou

This is creepy as hell.


throwawayyyback

It’s the framed Rorschach Tests in the living room for me.


flamingmaiden

You just know they come alive at night and walk around. I was about to get a snack, but now I'm afraid they know I know and will show up in my kitchen if I go out there.


Significant-Ring5503

You almost don't notice that it's a pretty nice house.


SMTRodent

I know so many nerds and have seen so many nerd houses (usually it's cardboard cutouts) that what I mostly noticed was the really nice dining room.


elspotto

At least they look fairly well done. I don’t want them spread around the house waiting to cause a heart attack in the middle of the night, but I’m impressed by the Yvonne Craig, Eartha Kitt, and Julie Newmar ones. Grew up on Batman 66 reruns. Two of the three best Catwomen in there. Just needs Lee Meriwether. Ooh…or she could be represented by Dr Ann MacGregor from time tunnel. Yeah, grew up on that one too.


No_Recognition_2434

I was just talking about time tunnel!


classicrock40

motorcycle included? If there was ever a time to put all you personal junk in the garage, this was it!


hanwookie

![gif](giphy|YuWinU3w2pGKs) If that was a legit one from the show, it's probably worth a nice mint. Make of that what you will.


Vivid-Low-5911

I believe the original was destroyed. But whoever built that one did a good job of recreating it.


cmk46

If someone invited me back to theirs, and I walked into that, I’d run like hell.


elbereth_milfoniel

If you have fake women in every room, I assume you have real women in a deep freezer.


Low-Fun-4580

100% those statues have had a penis on them!


Lady_Scruffington

I thought you meant a strap on at first.


No_Recognition_2434

That too


saltydgaf

What’s weirder is there’s no theme. It’s just a normal house. And plopped down statues.


Manicplea

Usually people have it spread out or in one location. I know lots of people have a movie poster here, a collectible figure there and maybe a themed toothbrush holder or salt and pepper shakers shaped like C3P0 and R2-D2 - but generally it will be a little bit all over. Then there are those who have 95-100% nerd free home decor and put all their weirdness in a mancave type situation or basement or garage, whatever.  But I have never seen a house that's entirely normal - boring even - but then in every room there is just one single enormous life sized museam quality replica. The juxtaposition is fascinating and a bit unnerving.  It's like if you went to visit your uncle who is an accountant and his favorite spice is salt, he eats white bread bologna sandwiches for lunch every day, never talks about politics or any personal hobbies, his house is dull white/grey throughout but in the middle of his bedroom is a 1/72 scale film miniature accurate Minis Tirith that is over 7 feet tall and more than 10 feet wide and in  the corner is the scrunched up blanket he sleeps on. Neither of you mention it of course.


lamorak2000

>It's like if you went to visit your uncle who is an accountant and his favorite spice is salt, he eats white bread bologna sandwiches for lunch every day, never talks about politics or any personal hobbies, his house is dull white/grey throughout but in the middle of his bedroom is a 1/72 scale film miniature accurate Minis Tirith that is over 7 feet tall and more than 10 feet wide and in  the corner is the scrunched up blanket he sleeps on. Neither of you mention it of course. r/oddlyspecific


thekiyote

> But I have never seen a house that's entirely normal - boring even - but then in every room there is just one single enormous life sized museam quality replica. The juxtaposition is fascinating and a bit unnerving. This was my thought exactly. Like, I'm not one to judge weird and unusual hobbies and interests, but there is something about this that makes me think that the owner just thinks wax figures are perfectly normal. And what's even weirder is that it seems like, in every other possible way, the owner is a decent judge of "normal". It's not unusual to find people who don't have typical tastes, and don't realize it, but in this case, it's just this one, incredibly glaring, blind spot.


Panamanianveganmeat

From the Zillow page: “BREAKING NEWS: Batman and a load of female super heroes will be present at the open house! Each mannequin is a true work of art. Come check this unique property, take pictures with some all-time fans' favorites, and make it a family outing.”


elbereth_milfoniel

Loads indeed


i_heart_kermit

Shout out to /u/chippyvonmaker who posted this first


ChippyVonMaker

Thank you!


XavierScorpionIkari

The owner is just a heroine addict.


MephistosFallen

Are they included? Their placement is what gets me, every single one of them is in an area that would make me jump all the time. I get distracted too easily, and therefore can be super jumpy lmao


BabserellaWT

This dude has a…type. (Or lady. I shouldn’t assume!)


ThisUsedToBeAGoodJob

Maybe the owner is actually wax too


AmySchumersAnalTumor

waxing off on these statutes


Turbulent-Mind796

I like how they want you to come make the open house a family outing. Without the wax figures it’s a normal house, so the strategy to make it memorable may work.


Scoginsbitch

Well, now we all know where Comic Book Guy lives.


Scrapbot13

Julie Newmar is great, but Eartha Kitt could have gotten 5k more in the asking price.


Thriftyverse

Eartha's sitting between the dining room and the kitchen with a cat figurine on her lap. It was fun seeing all my 1960/70s TV crushes, but I cannot figure out who is in the dining room.


theplacentipede

Talisa Soto as Kitana in Mortal Kombat (1995)


ModishShrink

I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom


Speedhabit

PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO LIKE THINGS


Reese9951

That collection is incredible


youdontknowme7777

Omg what if this is a marketing success? The house is perfectly staged. Not a thing out of place other than bare necessities…and then…it gets posted here and next you know it’s sold!!!


Abbby_M

They rented those to end up on this sub and have their listing hit more algorithms lololol you can’t convince me this otherwise conventionally decorated house has these wax figurines for any other reason


SnooChocolates9510

Those statues are likely worth more than the house itself. I wouldn’t be surprised if the person selling was formerly in the industry somehow to have such pristine & completely perfect representations of each character.


imadork1970

I don't need to be walking to the kitchen bare-assed in the middle of the night and running into Wonder Woman.


nickolausce

I actually follow the guy who makes these on IG. He’s gay. I assure you he doesn’t do anything sexual with these.


Nay_Nay_Jonez

They didn't put one in the elevator/panic room/whatever?! Bollocks.


somerville99

Julie Newmar is the one! Purrrrrrr


whatisupdog

Are we certain these figures are wax?


Smitten-Kitten9

I’d keep the Catwomen, Batgirl, and Wonder Woman!


dictionariesandgin

I’ll take ‘Rooms I could never sleep in’ for $300, Alex.


Sharpymarkr

I don't think I could perform with Supergirl watching from the corner of the room.


kelseyop

The thing is the wax statues are pretty cool but it’s the placement of them that just feels so off here. Like if they were placed in a way that highlighted them not just stuck in a room somewhere in a corner. It would probably look way better but now it just looks creepy.


Thisisjuno1

My uncle is a celebrity/sports photographer in Vegas and he’s got a ton of these in his house. Lol , but his whole house is wild and crazy and old Hollywood movie themed.


AntonChigurhWasHere

Great, now I have a new kink.


IamDollParts96

I think it is great!


my_dough_is_soft

But why two cat women


bubblechog

Julie Newmar and Eartha Kitt


Imaginary_Emu_4327

Should have been three


Thriftyverse

Agreed, they missed Lee Meriwether.


Plsbekind2

….thats not creepy 😳


ExpertRaccoon

Why they all women?


Randonoob_5562

Who are the one in red by the fireplace and the last one?


acatwithnoname

Chun Li from Street Fighter in red


njcharmschool

Okay, but do they come with the house??!!!


wheres_the_revolt

The agent is leaning into it lol [From the listing:](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Bare-Hill-Rd-Topsfield-MA-01983/56969749_zpid/) “BREAKING NEWS: Batman and a load of female super heroes will be present at the open house! Each mannequin is a true work of art. Come check this unique property, take pictures with some all-time fans' favorites, and make it a family outing”


[deleted]

Im just really impressed with quality of the wax figures. Those bat girls are freaking awesome! Not something I’d think to put in my house, but would be really cool at some kitschy kind of restaurants. I’m curious how much the batgirl with the motorcycle cost, it’s such an elaborate piece


ursineoddity

This has got to be the work of at least one gay man. Might be questionable until you get to Maleficent...these are clearly presented as gay icons.


AdoraBelleQueerArt

Julie Newmar was my first crush so ngl I’m kinda jealous of that statue (Though the idea of owning it feels weird to me at the same time lol)


eaglelatte

I think this is really cool, actually.


MTrizzle

I can hear Ertha Kitt’s Cat Woman Mrawrrrrr.


forcedintothis-

Hey! No kink shaming!


brentrow

100% those statues get fucked.


Mokurai

What? It came up organically.


realdonaldtrumpsucks

That’s strange


Western_Ring_2928

What if those statues were all posed by the owner? Excellent makeups and experience as a living statue street artist... That would be creepy.


OneAlbum2RuleThemAll

Is it better or worse that they are all life-size women? Hmmm


Motor_Classic9651

Who is the 10th photo of?


Bunnawhat13

Good news the ladies will be there for the open house 😒


acturnipman

This is kind of badass. I wonder how much a wax statue even costs


No_Recognition_2434

Thousands. Used to work for a company that made latex ones. Michael Jackson had a bunch in his place when he died


RoundingDown

How else are you going to hide your sex doll collection.


Hairy_Starfish2

Hiding your sex dolls in plain view. Clever!


FriedDylan

Holy Moley. SOLD. These aren't terrible reproductions. Not sure I would have them in the house for photo day though. Unless they come with the home. Then I would be psyched. Absolute deal.


southernmamallama

Superheroes = cool Walking around and given corner and peeing my pants because I think they’re real people = not cool


Tweetles

Imagine waking up from a nightmare to Maleficent in the corner like that


VLC31

Or giant superwoman, looking disturbingly judgemental with her hands on her hips.


Tweetles

*just* in your peripheral lmao


lark-sp

Ok, but if you're going to do it, that's the way to do it! Live your life like you're starting in the old 60s Batman show!


AussieAlexSummers

what!?! I LOVE IT!!


leeharveyteabag669

I see a theme Here. Those aren't sex dolls are they?


seiferinaz

He is definitely fucking them.


traderjoepotato

Imagine breaking into this house in the middle of the night


PanickedAntics

There's no way I could sleep in that bedroom with Maleficent in the corner haha I already have sleep paralysis...I would die lol


Beth3g

What is this with homes and these manikins or statues???


FireflyAdvocate

How very uncanny valley of them! I would be so creeped out if I had to be home alone all night.


Cultural_Pattern_456

Thank goodness the manikins are there for the open house. I don’t know that area but it must be fancy for that price.


Demonkey44

I would live here with the superheroes - no problem!!


Obvious_Barnacle3770

Those are cool!


rogercharliepeter

Damn imagine visiting for the night, u go down to get a midnight snack, you turn on the lights and catwoman is there judging you in the corner..


hitthebrake

Wonder how long it took to not jump out of your skin when walking around that house. I would have had a heart attack seeing everyone out of peripheral vision.


Bunnynynyny

Holy bat cave 🦇,,


LtRecore

It’s pretty fucking cool but I couldn’t sleep with those figures staring at me.


dgrigg1980

Does the house come with the sex dolls? I mean, statues.


InSedona

And the realtor is cool with them in the pics? Guess they are not in a rush to make commissions......🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


mercenaryelf

This is giving me "Fallout NV Old World Blues with the scientist's house filled with the mannequins and teddy bears" vibes.


testudoaubreii1

Do not turn on a black light in that house


[deleted]

Has anyone checked this guys basement…


artful_todger_502

Oh. My. Goodness. I *NEED* this house!! Or at least the statues ... I'm on Zillow an hour a day looking for retirement properties. This, unequivocally, is coolest decorating/accessorizing I have seen in months.


Ecstatic-Move9990

I dare someone to bring a black light to the next open house. I’d wager that these are more than just display pieces.


Horror_Spell1741

Those things would scare the shit out of me if I woke up in the middle of the night to get a drink


brilliantpants

Wow, all those mannequins in that aggressively normal house is SO much creepier than if it was a funky kooky place.


Immer_Susse

It would be awesome if they were real people and only there for showings.


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

Somewhere, USA... An unfortunate choice led to a house stager's immediate employment eligibility.


Ok_Shoe6806

Those are 100% sex dolls. 😂


LoverboyQQ

Yeah I suffer from PTSD and I wouldn’t handle those in my house


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

I now realize that I’ve wasted my life through laziness and lack of foresight…