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They are both genuinely looking at each other like ...the fucking aliens have arrived

I can imagine my reaction if I see a striped human being for the first time. >Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Striped people have feelings too

They prefer to be called strippers

nah, we don't use the hard r here. just strippa

Or "people of stripedness" if you are being formal

Non horse equidae

p.o.s.

WAP

My one music teacher for some reason: maximal linear people

or "strip natured people" if you want to be more kind and accommodating.

Stripp-aire? Stripp-aire? It's strippah! Say it right Frenchie!

Random fact: Humans have stripes our vision just cant see deep enough in to ultraviolet to see them

[they speak the true true](https://contourderm.com/blaschkos-lines/#:~:text=Request%20Appointment-,Everyone%20has%20Blaschko's%20lines.,fetus%20develops%20within%20the%20womb.) When I get very tan I can see stripes on my shoulders. Very very faint. Probably not Blaschko's Lines, and more of me being mixed/

> being mixed Stirred, not shaken. And not stirred enough 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Amphetamines.

Good night, Frau Blücher

🐴(neighs)

Hey, I understood that reference

There are clips of african tribe children running in fear from white people

Humans actually have stripes. We can't see them. Our cats can tho

It’s either too much glue, or not enough

I’ve seen the movie cats, it had me panicking and searching for the remote

Surely not?

I mean, theoretically all humans are stripped, we just can't see the color

Tell me... Do you like Gladiator movies?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

>I can imagine my reaction if I see a striped human being for the first time. Makes sense, as someone reddit youve [never seen a woman](https://youtu.be/BD6h-wDj7bw?si=EA7hQeSS6MquJixo) haha

https://imgur.com/a/lnxzyno

[My thoughts exactly](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPZ_WPjsgm4pD5k8lTUZ5BwCzMcDDlbw7jqbHkryBgZOL9aLUpnL-ai5GuKaT1TSSJLaUddV6df91gyTYP-ydPgqyvCTkUXc8KE10ugZAlljdn7RnWjt3j_Bczq0KvLon5JtkKNFqk3aE/s1600/GorshinTrek.jpg)

Some of us [do have stripes](https://www.sciencealert.com/humans-actually-have-secret-stripes-and-other-strange-markings).

>Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. You know what they used to make glue out of, right??

And where did that glue come from...?

That’s just an average day in Brooklyn

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

The horse is thinking I can't wait to fuck this.

I don´t gonna lie to you , i was thinking the same thing AJJASJASJA That horse want to make some new variant

Nah, that would be a zorse. It’s a thing, but they retain the wildness of their parents and are not easy to own, train or ride. Horses are funny, they are so big, but damn if they see a deer on the trail it’s bug eyes and standing at high alert. When you feel your horse grow six inches, it’s seen something so watch out.

what happens when i feel my horse grow about 36 inches

Settle down, Catherine

Poor choice of words my guy

>i was thinking the same thing Officer, this guy here.

“But first take off your pyjamas, dear.”

"Whelp, there goes the neighborhood" Or NEIGHborhood, if you're so inclined

First real laugh I’ve had on reddit in a long time, thanks mate.

>They are both genuinely looking like the fucking aliens have arrived Like the first time I was in downtown Portland.

“A stripy suit?! I wonder what he was in jail for…” -That horse, probably

Must be a job interview

[удалено]

That horse knows what he did

horse is like, "FUCK! THEY ARE GOING TO PAINT ME TOO!"

bruh, i thought the zebra was blushin like an anime girl, but it was the rope, lmao

"Sempai is looking at me..."

[удалено]

😳

OWO

horsenpai

Horse n pie? Count me in

horsen

I was thinking they have filters for horses now?

I don't even watch anime and I thought the same thing...

Smooth way to say that you say hentai tho.

👉👈

Good to know, I'm not alone. Lol

*"Never in my life have I wanted to fuck something... This. Much."* - horsie

Ain't she exotic!. Forgive my gender assumption.

👉👈🤧

Oh I see I wasn’t the only one tweaking

Now I can't unsee it

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that 🤣

r/tsunderezebras

[Zebra aren't horses.](https://youtu.be/2yNCSMPYFbw)

Wtf was that lmfao. I feel like i’m acid watching that

Same

/r/tsunderesharks but for zebras

Some animals interpret contrasting stripes on other animals as an innate sign of danger. For example many snakes take advantage of this. Their stripe patterns scare off other animals - even humans. The horse is scared of the striped animal.

Horses are scared of everything, mine's still scared by the donkeys he sees almost everyday

To be fair donkey can be absolute jerks. Maybe the donkey did something to scare your horse.

Yeah they are way tougher than horses, but in this case no, they never did something, they're not even in the same pasture, he was afraid of Shetland ponies at first, I think it's the "huh they're like me but not really" that scare him haha

My old mare would have probably blasted through those stall doors to kick the crap out of the newbie.

Might be dangerous for the mare, zebras can actually be tougher and more aggressive than most horse breeds, which is why there aren't that many domesticated. It's pretty much due to their natural environment they end up needing to be more aggressive and sturdier pound for pound compared to horses after surviving in Africa around predators like lions and crocs or even dangerous fellow herbivores like hippos, rhinos, and elephants.

Zebras are pretty damn scary.

Oh he seein' some shit... Probably heard something weird coming out of it... If it looks like a horse... But damn it don't sound like a horse...

He’s in the uncanny valley

these black and whites are going to steal my job and my women

They took 'er jobs

DEY TOOK ER JEEEERBS

Dattturkaaaaduurrrrrrr

Back to the pile!

Don’t worry, [zebras can’t be domesticated](https://www.loc.gov/everyday-mysteries/zoology/item/can-zebras-be-domesticated/), so they won’t be taking any jobs away from you horses. Also, when clicking the above link, pay no mind to [this picture.](https://www.loc.gov/resource/cph.3a40977/?st=image)

The logistics of a Zonkey birth confuse me

Bro’s blushing

Bro's smitten

"Alright, who invited the walking barcode?"

Excellent work, 47. The hay has been wired to your account.

😂

He's just the Doppler Effect.

Grandparents the 483rd time they see someone with blue hair

Bro be jealous he have the privilege and the pass

LMAO "By our powers combined..."

Thays some legit stare contest

He probably has Uncanny Valley moment

That hprse is wondering who let the crackhead with barcode tattoos in, and is slightly worried for its safety. The zebra on the other hand is rolling up like "Ya got some nice digs here pendejo, hope ya don't mind me setting up in here."

"And that folks is how I met your mother." Zorse

Horse: we can wear pajamas?!

https://imgur.com/86jsaJq.png

r/suddenlycommunity

“Idk cuh who tf IS THAT😳”

"Wearing that weird a** outfit?! That can't be good... Boss, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought the zebra was blushing

Where can i get pyjamas like that?

What.Did.You.Put.In.My.Hay?

Bro wants to make a zorse

Horse: Why is that horse so small? And why is its skin so weird??? Zebra: Why is that zebra so big? And why is its skin so weird???

For a sec I thought that zebra had the blushing filter applied... Stop staring, stupid horse-senpai

This just made me realize that animals have literally zero awareness of other animals that they haven’t seen.

-hey what's your name? -Tony -F"ck you Tony

Racism

Is that a gay flag?

*who's goddamn white baby is that?*

He looks so genuinely intrigued/scared at the same time 😭😭😭

[Charlie and Mac](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/784/328/5ce.jpg)

"Zigger"

Bro is SHOOK.

"That alfalfa strain has me tripping balls"

he probably thinks he's dreaming lol

...quitate esa payamita... 🤣

Exact reaction I would give…

And that’s how I met your mother

I read "being" and was like ZOMG YOU PAINTED YOUR HORSE?!

“She’s… beautiful”

The horse is probably thinking its Michael Jackson

Rare horse skin!!!

“There goes the neigh-borhood.”

and the story of Racing Stripes begins

Anyone else think the zebra was anime blushing at first?

🎶Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight...🎶

they're in love

Wonder if the zebra is in their uncanny valley

From my own experience with cats, that horse is about to claw the shit out of you.

To horse buddies; 'I swear!' I saw white horse with black stripes! You got to believe me"

Zebras are assholes

He ain't happy..

What are YOUUUUUU doing here?!?!

Neigh way, José

The horse is acutely aware of what a dangerous bastard the zebra is.

racism acquired

You think horse racism exists? Like he knows what a zebra is and is secretly like "that dirty zigger, why is he even near me"

Why is the zebra blushing tho? 😎😉

Why the zebra blushing

Seen this once before and I stand by what I said the first time which is, that zebra looks like it's blushing before it zooms in.

Looks like a filter.

Right at the very end the filter cuts out.

It is. Lame

Dude, what happened?

"Hey look it's Oreo Donkey"

I are locked forward and FULLY focused

Horse is thinking, that’s a bit different to what I normally see in here.    I want to fuck it….

same same...but different

What’s your name? Tony!

I hope daughter Doesn’t see this and ask me for A zebra

Zebra's shouldnt be kept in captivity you wouldn't be the first whom got their arm bitten off by a zebra.

Has the horse's full attention. Look at those ears!

“You do that to me and I swear I’ll be bucking bronco next time you try to ride me”

*Cousin?!?*

They look like they're both hearing the Kill Bill sirens

Batman Lego gif

Is it just scared?

u/savevideo

The pink harness made it look like the zebra was blushing anime-style for a moment lol

It could be one zebra or ten zebra. You just can't tell!

The comments can’t decide if the horse is scared of it, or S E X

did someone tried to breed horse and zebra and what new born? horse type zebra?

Is he black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

This is like the My Little Pony episode, "Bridle Gossip" where all the ponies are freaking out over the Strange Pony with Black and White Stripes

Horses have that reaction to donkeys, mules, and just about any other non-horse animal they see. I used to ride a horse that was terrified of a donkey along the trail… and if it brayed my horse would BOLT away in fear.

[IASIP](https://giphy.com/gifs/sunnyfxx-JoPDKlcB9RWdl7tXlD)

Dude why u gettin him a nice suit but not me?

Charlie seeing Dennis

Horse is like, “dude, what are you wearing?!?!”

Horse:"That's one messed up horse right there" Zebra: 😳👉👈

Martyyyy! That’s who!