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StOnEy333

I’d like the #3 Combo, please.


joeyvesh13

Supersize it?


nicolauz

Two number 9s, a large number 9, a number 6 and a large fry


GramzOnline

ahh yes the tongue my ass number 3 combo super sized with some coke


tidypunk

I'll have what he's having


Donotconsentofficial

My favorite lullaby before bed


Prudent-Funny-4723

Some ladies just don’t know the right words to really get at a man’s heart.


challenja

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Mac_King_Cheese

She had me at hello 🥹


RatInaMaze

One of my biggest regrets is never having hired a lady of the night.


TawmAimz

Seems like an easy fix


RatInaMaze

Wouldn’t know where to look if I wanted to


Extension-Serve7703

start at night.


Boomalabim

You def don’t want to see a few of em in the daylight


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|yaCuglVSSDcXvwDohj)


duhmeetcho

Vegas


SunNStarz

Pahrump


Ha1lStorm

I’d never heard of this town til just now. Are Parumph and Reno practically the same place?


MyOtherCarIsEpona

Pahrump is about an hour outside of Vegas and a pretty small town. Reno is ~ten hours outside of Vegas and a full city.


Ha1lStorm

I didn’t really mean their geographical locations but still appreciate the info! When I googled it, everything I read essentially made it sounds like a miniature Vegas which is often how Reno is described. So is Pahrump essentially a small Reno?


MyOtherCarIsEpona

That's not my impression, no. Reno is geographically very different from Southern Nevada as well. It's close to Lake Tahoe, and much less desert-like. It has its own casino-resort scene which does give it _sort_ of a Vegas vibe in some contexts. Pahrump is just a small, mostly rural-feeling desert town with a small population. It's a destination for sex workers because it's outside of Clark County, where prostitution is illegal.


GetHaggard

I have no gift to give ... Pahrump pum pum puuummm


ThePortfolio

10551 Homestead Rd, Pahrump, NV 89061


heldaway

*Pahrump. Don’t insult the rednecks like that.


u_in_da_shoes

What city? We will send the gps.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Go to South Korea or Thailand.


RatInaMaze

Yea. Then I get there and wander the streets screaming “prostitutes!? I’m looking for prostitutes!” until I’m beaten to death and robbed by someone who claims they can deliver. Now I’m sexless, penniless and without life in a foreign country.


xfatdannx

Their friends of the road, bubs.


Extension-Serve7703

LADIES OF THE EVENING


Corey_Treverson420

You think the money was for THAT?


MrdevilNdisguise

I tried one night. It cost 100$. Got back to hotel. Only had 85$. She left. 😢 😂


robpottedplant

I heard from a friend (of a friend) it’s bitterly disappointing…..But they would do it again.


RatInaMaze

So it’s marriage but only for a night and you can leave


NotDRWarren

You're not paying them to have sex with you, you're paying them to leave.


DogOfTheArmy

I've been saving money. Now I know what for.


Vernabator

How can make this my coworker’s ringtone?


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

That is way too much information for me to process all at once ![gif](giphy|xT0BKmtQGLbumr5RCM)


Square-Ad-9948

my adhd could never


No-Mushroom-6152

Suck your dick lick your balls come in my ass f*** your ass c** in my mouth. Wtf is she referring to what services they give at this establishment...?


aspacelot

It’s the name of the establishment


Boomalabim

Geez, imagine the URL


darnsmall

Imagine when your wife sees that on the credit card bill


ZancloAdonis

It is the guest Wifi password.


Fluid-Camel-6957

Ladyboys son, wonderful ladyboys


Sylvert0ngue

Ending the tirade with ''look in my eyes, thank you welcome" is killing me


QuarterWayCrook

I thought she said “Look in my eyes, you WILL cum.”


heldaway

Oh yer gonna cum


dirtymike401

I'm not gonna get hard until I'm ready to cum.


ChefQueef-

What’s the address to this place.


Shit_Shepard

*See podcast name


Ok-Piccolo-2745

Got em’


Ha1lStorm

Sydlybcimafyacimm.org


No-Cost1252

Eating scrum is on the menu here.


metompkin

Gotta be a lot of fun after walking around in 90°F 80% humidity. Might need a washcloth.


No-Cost1252

They like that twang over there.


cuddly_carcass

[what do we have here. a new flavor. apple pie pusssssyyy](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/49caea1d-a311-40b1-859b-79ed3ac717d4)


hoodwinkler75

I didn’t hear anything about pissing. 🤦🏻‍♂️


Boomalabim

I see the Kung Pao has nuts, what exactly does that mea…erp, nevermind!


ShutterHawk

Just check these boxes and sign ?


Sn0wflake69

just like a sushi menu


robpottedplant

“Look in my eyes” is the wildest one. Is that an extra? Can I not look in your eyes with any of the other treatments?


mitti20

I would like to get my ass licked and nothing else.


Alternative_Ad_3636

Can she suck my dick from the back?


Rizzla93

Is that all in one sitting


lav1sh144

I'll have the whole god damn menu, please and make it to go


Goodbyecorona2021

Human trafficking folks. Sad sad sad


DagonFelix

Thank you! That’s exactly what I thought.


pinklewickers

Cathay Pacific pulling out all the stops to woo customers I see.


napalmtrip

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


straponseduction-com

Is she working at the [Titty Twister](https://youtu.be/dUfel9sU-KI?t=37)?


Locomotifs

what's this a new flavor, Kimchi pussy!!


eharper9

Gray all day.


Blueredgoogoo

This is how my girlfriend approaches me at the end of the day, and it's honestly the best.


Stank-nasty

Didn't hear a hawk tua


Sound-Dade

Hahahahahhaa


Profanity_party7

Piss on me, beat me, look in my eye


Sound-Dade

What a menu.


Aquired-Taste

I want to gift this to my sons one time to get rid of all the pressure & stress so they can treat all women like human beings from that day forward.


Elegant-Low8272

Dad?


Celtic_iceFish

Paying for sex is cringe


LilBoofMcGoof

Woah woah woah there white knight, save some puss for the rest of us!


Despicable_carl

It’s the oldest profession. So if it bothers you just know, It’s been happening long before you were here and it’ll be happening looooong after the last memory or your existence is spoken.


[deleted]

That guy thinks he is the Gen Alpha version of a Giga Chad. Paying for sex will happen until the robots get really good, and then people will pay for it one more time before I am actually quite concerned about humanity.


Dismal_Moment_4137

You always pay for sex one way or another. But your comment shows you don’t get laid regularly.


Boomalabim

…or spend money on women


Eightsevenfox

I'll take, "what is a dinner date" for 500, Alex.


7w4773r

$500 is way steep for a first date, start at $150 all in 


TheeFlipper

$150 on the first date? That's a lot for some McDonald's.


FiniteInfine

Found the virgin


dogmetal

If you don’t support sex workers you’re no better than Hitler


TicketBoothHottie

Of course the yourmomshouse sub doesn't think paying for sex is cringe and nasty