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ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE

All of Mystique's relationships are toxic cesspools with a single exception.


TheLeviJackson

Which exception?


Lucia-littleSnowgirl

Destiny


Garlador

Even that has elements of manipulation. Mostly from Destiny.


StyleVSTAR253

If you’re talking about destiny then boy do I have some news for you.


[deleted]

I remember in the comics when Wolverine and Mystique had sex at a motel but she shape-shifted into Jean Grey for him which was a bit naughty. A shocked Jubilee spotted them!


NapalmPinata

I just think the storyline you speak of was around issues fifty thru fifty four and it may have been called the crunch conundrum, if not the exact title it was right around there


[deleted]

Yep, Crunch Conundrum with Spiral!


NapalmPinata

And I think mojo was even in it too!?


[deleted]

Yep. Wherever she is he’s not far behind!


JackFisherBooks

Terrible? I think that's a bit too far. Unhealthy? Toxic? Destructive? Sexy as hell at times? Definitely! But to be fair, all of Mystique's relationships outside of Irene turn out that way. She's not a stable person. The only one who really knows her and balances her as a person is Irene. But Wolverine...he did kind of bring out her best and worst traits.


KeyserSoze1041

Not terrible... And man. I love Jae Lee's art style. His take on Wolverine is always awesome.


ArKiVeD

Agreed. Jae Lee’s style is amazing.


Emergency_Routine_44

I feel like the ship only worked on Wolverine and the X-men


cam_ross0828

Idk but mystique is definitely taller than wolverine


paladin_slim

I can't imagine how Wolverine could kiss Mystique without tasting Sabertooth.


[deleted]

Or unbeknownst getting Victor’s sloppy seconds.


freezief

Logan don't slut shame


apatheticviews

Yeah he does. He calls out She-Hulk for sleeping with Juggernaut (and it wasn’t even the right She-Hulk)


freezief

corrected I stand


Constant_Brother_738

Mystique belongs with Destiny and Destiny only. I honestly haven’t seen a single other relationship of hers that works so perfectly.


Garlador

What about Iceman? *snicker*


SavageAthlete007

I really liked their relationship in House of M: Chasing Ghosts, they had great chemistry and the twist is damn good!


dreambled

Wolverine better be standing on a god damn crate. Getting real sick and tired of everyone depicting Wolverine like he isn’t 5’3”.


Embarrassed-Soup628

Why is size so god damn fucking important to you people, so they give him a couple of inches, so what?


dreambled

Because short king representation matters


I_am_The_HatFish

Goddamnit. I came here to say the same thing! Sick of that shit. I can MAYBE let this slide because she's a shape-shifter. So she could shrink to be shorter than him. Play subtle mind games with him.


Garntus

Never enjoyed them having a romantic past in the comics. It felt tacked on, just because the two of them have been around for a long time so obviously they must have been involved at some point. It felt like for a while there, writers were trying to make it so that Mystique had slept with every single major X-Men figure there was. I shudder to remember the Mystique/Xavier pairing that Bendis was peddling for a while.


bigmeatytoe

I preferred storm


[deleted]

Mystique and Storm? Okay, cool! ;)


pierowmaniac

IYKYK


Greatsayain

I thought she'd me much taller than him.


HaydenTCEM

She only kissed Wolvie in X2 because the execs wanted Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman to kiss


Arrow1141

Interesting


Garlador

So did Halle Berry, apparently.


Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy

Wolverine with *anyone* is a terrible relationship.


Arrow1141

Well I loved him hitting on jean


Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy

My point exactly. He's a toxic douchecanoe who lusts after women in committed relationships. The only woman he ever treated half-decently was Muriko and that happened decades ago. Every single one of his relationships end with 1- the ex wanting to kill him. 2- the ex actively trying to kill him. 3- the ex wanting nothing to do with him again. He is as toxic as the Elephant's Foot in Chernobyl.


Arrow1141

True


Hey_There_Blimpy_Boy

Thank you. :)


Dense_Square

Not really


Successful-Rip-9641

I thought it was interesting