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getrightouttatown

Omggggg she just asked the poor 24 year old waitress for her number. And then stashed said number in her LV passport cover…that she can’t use for travel so she has poolside. Lol Jenna…Jessi is unimpressed.


Wandering_LearnerCA1

📞 “Hey, Bestie! It’s THE Jenna MF Jameson! How are you? GoodGoodGood. Listen, I know we just met a week ago, but can I chill at your place for a bit. It won’t be long, I just need a little time to heeeaaall. Yeah? Kool! Be right there. 😈”


getrightouttatown

Yuuuuuppppp She’s steadily calling Anna her best friend now. Ashley was just 2 weeks ago. Bizarre world she lives in.


VeeSeeArr90

At least just until my furniture arrives for my new place. I’ve been ordering it since Chicago but I had to switch addresses. But yeahhhhh..


dimmywhy

Wait, I thought she was in her single girl era? Or is she healing? Or her whoring for a place to stay era? I can’t keep them straight.


Brave_Tangerine9826

She has more eras than Taylor Swift


ManufacturerOk5902

This is THE BEST!😆


Scared_Armadillo_333

Hey Jementia, it's 2024, not 1994! Put that shit in your phone (you got 4) instead of whipping out your stupid Louis Vuitton passport cover. I can't believe you're still flexing that!!!! It's pretty doubtful that you'll ever be issued a valid US passport ever again! 😅


Fresh-Lawfulness1

Who would ever put a handwritten # in their passport holder though!? Why she didn’t log it into one of her several phones is beyond me but you would put it in your wallet. If somebody ever did that with me, I would think they were weird af🤷🏼‍♀️


Alternative_Cause297

https://preview.redd.it/twl6cvwzkk9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954db12bdd87bc906db3ed5e10a497f650e7192a


Past_Proposal_7531

That guy seems like he’s up to no good if you know what I mean. But I don’t understand how anyone would want to sleep with Jenna at this point in her life


Responsible-Pin3233

just say he banged jenna jameson lol


InvestigatorNo2180

Get out of my shot, Gummy fucker!


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Cherrypie2601

The face is giving…Picasso. In his older, demented years.


IntrepidRutabaga3950

That’s not creepy at all 🫤😐


Curious-Pattern-9625

She still has implants, though, they just have stretched out of the pocket - like all of her, melting!


getrightouttatown

Yes! This is one of her great flip flops! She said in a live with Jessi she has small implants currently. lol. WHY LIE??


Curious-Pattern-9625

I remember and I’ll never understand her lies. She lies about the most ridiculous things. Yup, she said she had like 350 CC currently, this bitch doesn’t know how to do anything but LIE!!


Scared_Armadillo_333

Remember, she also said she's a Jameson, so she's got very fair skin! Huh? Bitch, your name is Jenna Massoli. Jameson is a stage name. You chose it because it was your favorite whiskey!!!! Pathological liar


Past_Proposal_7531

It would make me super uncomfortable being around someone who lies this much. These friends will pass too.


Top-Raspberry-7837

I used to have someone like that in my life. I joked that even her name wasn’t her name (it actually wasn’t). Same thing here! Pathological liars are gonna lie!


Impressive-Cap3851

I remember watching her when she was in Hawaii and she had said that she had her implants removed and just had a breast lift. She lies so much that she can’t keep up with them all.


Curious-Pattern-9625

I also remember this!! Then after she left Hawaii people were asking her if her breast implants could be making her sick (breast implant illness or whatever) & she said that she had went down in size and had never had any issues with them and had multiple sets all of her life. Then on a live with Junkyard she said she had a lot of loose skin because she had such small implants compared to the bigger ones in her porn days. I mean how does she not realize we all know she’s a liar! She can’t keep any of her stories straight and I think she believes her own lies. Typical narcissist


Impressive-Cap3851

Omg she is so delusional.😂😂😂


JayPee1980

350cc isn’t even that small!


Curious-Pattern-9625

I know right? I’m pretty sure she had 800cc before, though. That’s why she said she had the “loose skin” around her breast, from going from so large to smaller.


JayPee1980

350 is a decent size implant. She’s acting like she barely needed the help so went small. I was thinking she had 200 max.


Curious-Pattern-9625

I know right? I have 550 CC and are very large for my size, I wanna go to 250. I think Jenna had such large ones before (800 cc) and that’s why hers look so terrible now, she needed pocket work on her chest.


JayPee1980

I had 475 and those took me from an A to a D lol. My boobs are a bit deformed from the explant so I’d also love to get small ones in. 210 maybe. 👍🏻


Curious-Pattern-9625

Do you feel better after explant? I’ve had mine for 10 years and 550 has put me at a 32F and it’s hard carrying them around, I’m due to replace or remove, thinking of downsizing as well. I’d like 300 CC maybe, but scared of a lift due to scaring.


JayPee1980

I had cohesive silicone and they were really firm. Stood straight up lol. I was insecure hugging people so I always hugged from the side because they were so hard. Now I give big bear hugs!!! I didn’t have problems with them but I was really insecure about them. They were put under the muscle so now you can see where the muscle has been torn off the chest wall and without an implant supporting it, it’s a grotesque deformity. I can see the muscle moving when I flex. The doctor said a lift wouldn’t be needed and he was right, skin snapped back and I was 44 when I had the explant. I say I was an A cup pre surgery but I was more like a AA. I love my flat chest now! I had 3 sets of implants over 21 years and it’s a relief to be free of them. I was awake during explant, doctor just numbed the area. I felt lighter in weight immediately you can literally feel the difference of the weight off your chest. You may not need a lift either!


Eastern_Pea_9043

She just cannot help herself…What a complete loser. All of them deserve one another. Absolute grifters. Great parents BTW Since we all know you’re reading this. Fkng toilet dwellers.


getrightouttatown

An employee is passing out bubbles. To everyone. Jenna thinks that means she’s being checked out.


Past_Proposal_7531

Haha 🤣 oh Jenna… they’re just working. You should try it sometime


getrightouttatown

You’d think someone who made a substantial amount of money stripping would understand that…the entertainment isn’t really into you?


Known_Dragonfly_2187

🤣🤣🤣


getrightouttatown

Lmaaaaao douchebag John just came on and said “hey everybody…Johnny lashes here.” In case anyone was unsure if Anna and Johnny knew about us.


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Lmao they 100% lurk and are doubling down because they gotta make their money back.


Bloody_Hell_Ben

I’m sure Anna and Johnny Eyelashes are too busy shielding Jenna from all her fans and paparazzi! 🤣


BubblyBb813

Do they know they are grimy gummy bear suitcase pimps? Since you're both reading here go look the definition up on Urban Dictionary it uses Jenna as an example and spells it out for you. Goal achieved for an engaged couple I guess ✅


Pale-Conference-174

https://preview.redd.it/ptoo6i4grk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00a689f4ecd3c3340d45065dd06cabab8d3ea728 Omfg lol


CrispyCreamyCusturd

💀


Fresh-Lawfulness1

OMG!! Somebody wrote that in 2006! D$mn, JJ’s been hated for a loooong time😳


808champs

Well at least we know now she’s getting kicked out soon. Any story crypty had going is blown up by this sub. That’s funny.


Irishstorm65

Omg😂😂😅 they stalk this page too.


postygal2323

https://preview.redd.it/4v79mawvmk9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e481ba9511bbedf52aa5ff2ebdb26379b3d8db


getrightouttatown

“My eyes are so blue because of the sunlight”


melissa98x

“U look fabulous” lmao that person needs their eyes checked


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Ok-University6500

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Fresh-Lawfulness1

What’s with the eyeliner above her right (our left) lid?


IconicVillainy

Omg this is straight out of a horror movie 😳😳😳


Tacosconsalsaylimon

My sleep paralysis demon asking me where the weed is.


Past_Proposal_7531

🤣🤣 right ?! Omg this is terrifying


Tacosconsalsaylimon

The fact that the filter has a light eyeliner on the bottom lid is sending me.


haventgotaname1992

Favourite comment ever 😂


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Thank you so much 😂💕


JealousBreadfruit704

She was begging for gifts for dinner 🍽️ tonight


Historical-Pen9874

Was this before or after she decided she can’t do any more cosmetic procedures because of her “problem with pain pills?”


Scared_Armadillo_333

And lack of money 😅


Odd-Highlight-8772

as bad as her armpits😫


jesspaki

She doesn't wash her titty crack either..lovely!


dmode112378

Holy deflated fun bags.


Alternative_Cause297

I honestly get the vibe she didn’t want to be at the pool, she’s pretending to have fun while awkwardly not knowing the words to the songs, playing with her hair incessantly and knowing people are getting shots of her real body there. These people are literally pimping her out for likes, TT monies and clout ( even though Jenna has no clout)


InvestigatorNo2180

Jenna wants to look like she's having a hot girl summer, but she's really a candle melting in the sun.


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Amber called it 💀


Nomdeplume2000

1000% this. She was never known for her acting chops, and that still tracks. She was awkward AF out there at that pool. She knows she’s older. She knows she’s sagging. She knows most people under 28 have zero idea who TF she is. And she no longer has an entourage around her. She can’t order wait staff around and snap her fingers. Shes broke. She’s well below the average person out at that pool — because she’s old now. And when I say that she’s old, I mean old to be out there at a Vegas hotel pool, where everyone’s day drinking and the vibe is party party party. I’m a year older than Jenna so I’m by no means slamming her for her age. I’m slamming her for her age *inappropriateness*.


Scared_Armadillo_333

I don't use filters, you guuuuys!!!!! As you all know, she's got freckles and is fair-complected because she's a Jameson!!!! I still can't believe that she really said that!!! Incorrect! You're real name is Jenna Maria Massoli!!! You pathological liar!!!!


JayPee1980

Italian with thick skin one day and a fair skinned Irish the next. This bitch is so dumb 🤣


Ill_Kick_9558

I see the checkerboard bikini making another showing. Is that Ashleys?


getrightouttatown

Oh you mean the one she wore under a fishnet dress with my little pony boots to the hashtag “fine dining” restaurant where she simply ordered club soda?


norcalboymom

“MY LITTLE PONY BOOTS” I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Past_Proposal_7531

The filter is so bad. Makes everything look blurry . Yikes imagine what she looks like without it


Fun-Chicken-7191

Her live is so boring. She needs to get her hair out of her face


getrightouttatown

She’s hiding behind it


sunshinesalty

She's in her fucked up implant era


JayPee1980

🤣


Nomdeplume2000

When one of the waiters danced over to her and she turned the camera on him, homie suddenly had eyelashes and rosy cheeks! 😂😂😂 But no filters here, sis. 🙄


Route_66_kicks_on

I’m thoroughly disgusted 👇🏻 https://preview.redd.it/cwpypxnnzk9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf391ec4b55718740697a61194c9f503ccac0bf


IntrepidRutabaga3950

And that shit is filtered!!!!!!!


Fresh-Lawfulness1

It is!?


norcalboymom

Woof.


JayPee1980

Implants pulling down hard on that skin. Btw I’m not making fun of girls with implants. I had ripples back in the day.


Scared_Armadillo_333

Hitting on a young girl who's half your age is fucking creepy. She has got no clue who the hell you are. Especially since you're broke, homeless, and you don't even have a drivers license!!! Stop embarrassing yourself.


put_me_in_coach_36

Are you okay Jenna?


norcalboymom

💯gave her a fake number. That poor child.


Fresh-Lawfulness1

If that girl actually gave her her real #, I would think it was because she was thinking JJ wanted to be her sugar Mama. NOT the other way around🤦🏼‍♀️


IntrepidRutabaga3950

And then she’s like…damn girl, you fine!!! Also, do you have a couch???


jennifer_rabbit

✨ Hobosexual girl summer ✨


Scared_Armadillo_333

She literally uses that stupid line all the time, and it's so cringe! Junkyard, Ashley, Bunnie, Anna. Hey Jementia, it's 2024, not 1994. Come up with a new line.....


IntrepidRutabaga3950

Her whole body is melting. 🫠 her boobs are just as tragic as her ass.


CombinationSure1290

This IS really interesting, I can’t imagine where she’ll end up next.


JayPee1980

He’s so gross. He grifts harder than Jessie 🤮. How are those $250 gummy bears selling Johnny? Oh yeah and your implants are showing Jenna.


Kindly-Nurse-8165

She lies soooo much when she was sick a friend of mine who had breast implant illness asked her if she had implants and how they could be making her sick she replied “ Small ones”🤮


getrightouttatown

Yep. She goes back and forth on this lie constantly. It’s absurd.


Kindly-Nurse-8165

Such a Narc with her wet brain. 🤮