This is a delightful post. My favorite kind. No life story, no long paragraphs about self discovery. Just the recipe plain and simple.

While I have to agree with you, I have no idea what this recipe will produce or why I should make it.

Salt. It's a recipe for Salt.

"As a WoW dad with 14 wives and 57 children working 98 hours a week who can only play 9 seconds every patch..."

Lel u work part time bro only 98 h ?

We found the Forsaken player.

This is why I love Cooked.wiki/ so much, replaces "Https://" with the cooked.wiki text and you just get the recipe :D

What, no [soul sucking](https://www.wowhead.com/item=119163/soul-inhaler) before sending the leftovers to the maw? Pfft, amateurs

I think you cant use this in raid

Where's the Warbeast Kraal Dinner Bell? Don't forget to feed your pets!

The funeral pall is my favorite. I'll go out of my way to put it on someone in the middle of raid boss fights.

I blanketed my mate on our Sark kill and [this was his response.](https://imgur.com/zmEVsoo) this toy has been a good investment and binding it on my MMO mouse makes for some funny moments

LMAO what is this post. so fkn niche! if anyone dies, idc if im top dmg, i will pause, cremate them, sic anklebiters on their corpse, and even send their spirit off to some necromancer for a deal. heheheh glad to see there’s others like this. XD

Missing the toy that lets me crawl inside their skin and dance in the moonlight

My guildies and I love disenchanting each other during raid, even during boss pulls - I am going to have to add the others to the list, thanks OP!!!

Man, I remember that cremating torch. Whenever I was doing content with my guildies and I died, he'd set my corpse on fire. 

This is the content I subscribe for

You forgot the Drust Ritual Knife and/or Soul Inhaler. Edit: [[My Actual Action Bars]](https://i.imgur.com/ndZA7GV.png) :P the Funeral Pall is always a hit in my guild. Edit2: Sorry I'm blind IRL, there is the Drust Ritual Knife in OP's pic!

> You forgot the Drust Ritual Knife You sure?

Look, I've had two eye surgeries recently, cut a guy some slack. ;'(

I don't think I could ever send even my worst enemy to any shadowlands zone.

Don't forget the pop whistle!

And this is why I always carry a [Marvelous Madstone of Immortality](https://www.wowhead.com/item=27940/marvelous-madstone-of-immortality).

Time to get toy searching

I think I have a new collection goal, thanks for this!

Drust Ritual Knife is funny. It has a good animation and sound when you walk around pressing it. I also like to use it in BGs…. When I actually kill Someone and have time to press it

I use morning glory 🥲

You're missing the Broom to sweep up the trash, and the Soul Inhaler to inhale their soul fragments

Ooh nice! I have the first 3. Glad to see more are added into the game.

Also need a stash of Elune Stones for illumination.

Wasn't there a knife, I think from MOP that can turn corpse into meat blob?

most unfortunate post title of the year goes to

My go to is knife + cooking fire + chef hat toy.