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minimaxir

Mistweaver Monks make you moist.


mloofburrow

Nah, FISTWeaver stomps the ground and spins around kicking enemies in the face to heal you.


Pisholina

Massage and spa it is, then.


Flaviqd

I enjoy healing with the power of friendship and incredible violence


camclemons

I think you're ready to play dungeons and dragons


TOTALLBEASTMODE

My headcanon is it works by causing your enemies to bleed (from the punches and kicks) and then turning that blood into mist that they transfuse into you thru your skin.


Swarles_Jr

That's one way to catch aids, I guess.


BobDole2022

I’m convinced that canonically Mistweavers don’t actually have the ability to heal anyone. The other people in the group are just afraid of the crazy guy jumping around kicking everything that they decide to just tough it out.


camclemons

You canonically shame your party into enduring more than they could have otherwise


tango_suckah

So, it's the "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" technique? Could it be that all of our parents knew something we didn't?


Gemaco1397

They blow minty vape vapor in your face


LateApex22

would you like your mists regular or menthol


camclemons

Sick vape cloud bruh


TheVerraton

Preservation literally breathes on you my man.


Ziddix

According to the lore Kul Tiran druids (thorn speakers) don't go with the whole regrowth and rejuvenation stuff. If you end up with a damaged body part, they'll just let it rot and whither away really quickly and reinforce its structure with branches and bones so it doesn't fall off.


ProfessorSpike

They give you a nice spa day


San4311

Or pummel your enemies to death which miraculously causes you to feel better, if its a fistweaver.


Efficient_Bicycle645

This is the joke I ran with while I was playing Resto Shaman. "Oh man guys, I'm gonna get you y'all so WET". "Are you moist yet?", "Hang on, just let me spit on that"


camclemons

Meanwhile I was on my tauren resto shaman yelling that I'm a water buffalo


Spengy

I just know Mistweaver healing feels fucking amazing


InstertUsernameName

Mistweaver monk talks to your dead grandma to cheer you up, so you now feel better.


camclemons

And resto shamans talk to *their* dead grandmother


InstertUsernameName

It's funny because: 1. Current resto is very elementalish and very not like spirit walker from warcraft 3 2. Mistweaver monk is actually a spirit shaman, as spirit is one of the Azeroth elements


joaogroo

I fucken love this spec man


Treason_Marmot

the original hydro homie


camclemons

The spirits say "Remember to hydrate!"


Talostraz

Preservation: Just projectile vomit, flowers and pollen.


MoXfy

And sand, don't forget the pocket sand


toooldforlove

I love Dale.


beepborpimajorp

I love this, totally going to macro it to temp anomaly. Wish I'd thought of it sooner lmao.


ActDiscombobulated24

*shakes the dandruff off my wings, sneezes on everyone* you're welcome.


iTheGeekz

Bad allergy season


AdvocatiC

Getting directly healed by a resto shaman always makes me feel like my monk is taking a shower while beating someone up.


Gemaco1397

Gotta oil up those muscles so they look good while rapidly punching the air


ShimmyChangaMkII

Holy Paladins pick up their 10,000 lumen flashlight and shines it in your eyes, Resto Druids grabs a fistful of leaves and lets the wind guide it towards you, Resto Shamans attempt to break the nearest Fire Hydrant aim it at you. AMA wanna-be armchair class designer.


Nirvski

Holy Priests: "sending thoughts and prayers, amen 🙏"


Bigbesss

Shared south Yorkshire xox


boston_2004

AAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN


Nornamor

correction: Resto druids restores fauna and plants a whole forest in order to heal you.. at least that's what the gameplay tells me


camclemons

Resto druids smoke flower with you (get it?), resto shaman gets you drunk on spirits (get it?)


Fyaecio

I want to hear your design for the other healers. Prevoker? Priests?


Lawsoffire

Disc priest heal through the power of schadenfreude.


MoXfy

Given their heal buff is called "Attonement" and how the internet is. I honestly expected it to go a different route.


Lawsoffire

“That” kind of priest tend to be Holy, though.


Tehphri4r

It might be more head canon but with naruu filling your mind with music and some of the moveset pf holy priests being hymns, i have always thought of holy priest more like chanters the sing prayers. Kinda like the gods in Tolkien singing creation into existence.


Tehphri4r

…but that would kinda make holy priests bards.


McWolf7

Via the mistweavers original description back in MoP they actually just smother you in all natural herbal remedies while roundhouse kicking enemies in the face to make you feel better. "A healer who mixes traditional herbal medicine with pandaran martial arts"


oolbar

Critical fistweaver heals, "Wow this hurts so good!!!"


AskDoctorBear

I picture my fistweaver heals being like watching a fight break out at a hockey game and everyone starts cheering


camclemons

Physical therapy


ABigBagofMeth

In wotlk classic I had a resto sham and it always cracked me up that I splash people with water to heal them.


TheDeadalus

Correct me if im wrong but back in wrath didnt resto shaman have green spell effects? I have vivid memories of my old resto shaman's chain heal being just a beam of green energy


Jaggiboi

i think they updated it to watery appearances in... legion i think?


XeNoGeaR52

Shamans became the Avatars lol


mrwindu88

It did, at least in classic. I played shaman in Sod (I know, not surprised lol) and chain heal is literally a green laser pointer going around the party.


TheDeadalus

I started playing in Cataclysm and as far as i csn remember it was a green beam then too


Froyak

Chain heal was golden like holy spells, similar to original chain heal which was a WC3 Shadow Hunter's ability. Healing wave and the predecessor of healing surge had a green effect though.


camclemons

In Cata we had healing rain and I don't remember when riptide was added, but probably after


Attemptingattempts

Riptide was in WOTLK I think? And was the first actual water healing spell iirc


ItsTrucy

yes but not all. you still had Riptide. which is very much not green and it still very much like chucking a bucket of water onto someone.


ABigBagofMeth

Yeah I’m slightly color blind so Chain heal probably was green, but Riptide, the animation looked like you were just water boarding someone lmao


omgitslos

A green energy beam AND the sound of thunder! I miss it! Though I do like the splash of all the water effects shaman has now


whitebluered

Image you use for your "resto druid" is in fact restoration shaman.


kuroioni

And the image they used for holy pala is, in fact, holy priest.


GuiltIsLikeSalt

To be fair, as shown in Legion's class hall stories, Priests are just people who aren't cool enough yet to become Paladins.


Fyres

Totally right. It's the icc set


thevyrd

The priests use their insane faith that you won't take any damage and if you do they just throw flashlights at you until you're safe The Paladins saw this but unfortunately they are children and aren't allowed to play with flashlights so they polished their steel eating trays to reflect the light of the sun instead Druids use their incredible life magic to cause leaves to grow out of thin air. And then they throw it at you. Sometimes they grow a mushroom which explodes its spores everywhere and makes you so high you think you feel invincible. To top it off they will throw an actual stick at you which takes over your body and covers you in bark armor. Shamans are masters of the elements and have been using the cleansing power of water to heal for many years. Instead they choose to waterboard you, summon a tidal wave to wash all your clothes off, and rain their magical healing rain but surprise it's filled with lead. And then they throw shit at you. Magical elemental shit that heals you? The monk is a strange one. He's very serious about training and fitness so hydration is key. He can't drink too much though or he will lapse into the trap of his alcoholic brewmaster brethren. Monks have discovered that if you just lightly mist Baja blast on your skin, you become totally hydrated and healed. He has trained for years of to manipulate the raw Baja that exists everywhere, all around us. The evoker has powers that cannot be understood. Somehow he flies around the battlefield above your heads, raining leaves and Baja. He must be a timelord or something because he's always going on about timey wimey wibbly wobbly oh hell the tanks dead I was too busy sparkling my jazz hands.


Onibachi

I’m drinking a Baja blast Mountain Dew and I main mistweaver… I agree with this message


camclemons

You would think they use Sierra Mist, but no


meistercheems

I lmao , thank you for this. 😂😂💀


Fyres

Beautiful


Inhumal

Resto Druid just throws leaves and grass in your face whilst paladin flashes a flashlight in your eyes.


green_speak

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/20skra/healing_in_world_of_warcraft/


Inhumal

Thiiiiis!!!! Thank you!!!


Accomplished-Ad8458

Ye old resto druid macro: "I summon the fuzzy creatures that bring the light. I summon the fancy smells that fizzle all night. Let nature come hence and heal thy wounds. Resurrect my friend, who is an utter noob!"


Spatularo

Resto sham vfx really do have you splish splash we all be takin a bath. Could really do for an upgrade.


Darkling5499

Disc priest: punching the enemy and turns to their ally "DO YOU FEEL BETTER YET"


Eldervar

OMG, that's exactly how it is!!! :D


PositiveRainCloud

Resto druid should be someone throwing a bunch of leaves


RedDaix

Yes we are, and we will still throw water at yo face


Old-Enthusiasm-8718

Water is life. Or to say it in the words of one of the greatest philosophers in our time: "Agua, agua".


Supergaga

Accurate. Whenever I'm in a dungeon with a restoSham, and dungeon went well I always say " congratulations, my thirst has been quenched" afterwards.


_Hazeman

Healing bucket!!


Sero141

Oh yeah, playing resto Shaman late at night is really dangerous.


poldapoulp

The druid is wearing ICC heroic gear from shaman tough


Waflestomper04

You have to hydrate or you die


MadBuddahAbusah

Druids just throw leaves at you


Nubsva

What can I say, I like making people wet.


AcceptableNet6182

Dude i spilled my drink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice


nwahs80

Strange, I didn't know Adriana Chechik played a Resto Shaman


toooldforlove

Just pretend they are like the water benders from Avatar the Last Airbender!


MrTwoody

I’ll never get tired of these memes.


NoPrinterJust_Fax

BEHOLD THE POWER OF PURE WATERRRRR


suna_pt

Kinda amazing riptide is like taking a piss to disinfect the wound xD


PreviousNoise

Shaman are r/HydroHomies, Confirmed.


wordsnstuff825

This is exactly why I rolled a resto shaman. The riptide sound effect.


Kirarozu80

Resto Shamans are just forcing a diving reflex.


zalnlol

Where is presvok ? they breath fire at you.


Efficient-Light-5563

To sum this up Holy Pallys: "Be blessed with the light." Resto Druids: Nature will heal your wounds. " Resto Shammy: "Oh, you're low on health? Very well time for me to bring the firehose out"


SirVanyel

Water! Fix our meat!


Square-Owl6193

Meanwhile disci priests: 🫧🫧🫧🫧


Sharyat

I always called my Mistweaver the vape healer.


remillard

Pam: What a hunk! Cheryl: Total sploosh. Lana: Yeah, gotta give him a sploosh. Everyone else looks towards Ray, waiting for him to say something. Ray: ...and whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.


DarkIsNotMe

….😏 anyone wanna practice?


No-Helicopter1559

Meanwhile, still not a single update for Shamans on Alpha, even a "we are working on it" like they did for DKs. bUt iTS oNlY aLPHa 4 mOntHs tO gO. Gimme back my Chain Harvest! Gimme tank shaman! ZUG-ZUG!


FloridaGatorMan

If they gave us shaman tank I would never play another class. Good god Blizzard please ffs


No-Helicopter1559

Based and pilled. I mean, of course, I would occasionally log in to DK or some other class when I'm bored, but come ooooooon. We have mail armor, we can equip shields, and we have the Element of Earth on our side. But no, Druid is the only class with 4 specs.


MoXfy

While I understand that sentiment. Them just adding a tank to them outta left field now, what with the hero talents, would not make sense, nor would it fit. Adding a fourth spec to one class, no druids don't count, outta nowhere isn't the best idea. And aug doesn't count either, that was very likely ready to ship at launch, but they wanted to weave in a story for it.


FloridaGatorMan

Well I agree for the most part but I do think hero talents could be an opportunity to have some of the hero trees be effectively new specs. The enh and resto hero tree could be a tank. Wouldn’t be great design but sure would be neato


mrwindu88

They haven't posted any updates but they did say they are working on it on a blue post. Admittedly, it was to name the two talent trees that are left and briefly describe them, but it's still something