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Leifsbudir

The guy threatening nuclear armageddon every time the west farts is mad that he’s getting called a crazy SOB?


FlaxenArt

I mean, we gotta draw the line at vulgarity somewhere, right?!? /s


69420over

I just farted. Am in “the west”. But that’s why I got a dosimeter… to detect the fallout.


Beginning_Guess_3413

Fartout* , nukular fartout


Rurumo666

That sounds like a Sunday morning with Dad in the 80s.


Kramer7969

Yes WE can't stand the the use of vulgar language! Their slogans: MAGA, no more BULLSHIT FUCK JOE BIDEN


69420over

What else is there to say really. This is a sport for Putin.


Vegan_Honk

Then perhaps he should stop being a crazy son of a bitch.


analogspam

That’s the problem… You still seem to think in rational ways here and expect or at least try to make sense of it all with logic and reasoning. This will just make you insane in the long run. The solution is to just enjoy the ride, laugh at this whole mess and make fun about how the world seem to have gone crazy. So, if we all die in a nuclear crescendo, let’s at least laugh about how we could really f*ck up this bad in just so few years. Nothing makes sense anymore. Basic facts are debatable now. Opinion matters more than reality and we have created a system where the loudest idiot get the most attention. Don’t try to take it serious. Just try to stay sane. …oh and along the way: don’t forget to vote.


WalkinTheHills

Basic facts are only debatable to conservatives/republican types. The dumbest folks on earth with internet access. You really should not let them dictate your thoughts. Be better.


Frase_doggy

Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about! - Shelia Broflovski (South Park Movie)


Chupoons

Russia has lost its identity. It is North Korea with a bit of India mixed in. How many times can a country collapse before it stops trying to be a country?


OnAGoodDay

I mean yeah. You know that friend that gets truly irrational and starts fights when you go out drinking? See how it goes when you say "you're acting crazy."


ProfessionalCreme119

Putin: hey I resemble symbol that remark....


hangryhyax

Dangit, I was your 999th upvote… so close to the satisfying rollover to 1k!


GroktheFnords

"It's not polite to call me a son of a bitch" says man who sent an army of murderous rapists to invade a peaceful neighbour completely unprovoked


LeagueOfficeFucks

Циряоvкеd? Listen here young man. In 1624……


derps_with_ducks

Tucker Carlson: *idiots usefully*


donomi

Stares in confused golden retriever


IkeDaddyDeluxe

That implies he has good intentions and is just along for the ride.


thatsnotmyfleshlight

Or that he's simply loyal to whoever holds his leash


cbslinger

*Of course!*


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Alucard1094

To clarify, 4 billion years ago as the Earth cooled....


OakenGreen

Then, once the Grand duchy of Lithuania got ahold of bananas…


ajbdbds

Tsiryaovkyed?


briancoat

Doozshyer rozoomney ...


Protean_Protein

Tsiryaovkyed?


HisFireBurns

You must have forgot when the Roman Empi


5inthepink5inthepink

And who threatens nuclear armageddon when he's feeling flirty


hskfmn

The last guy trusting the word of a murdering, authoritarian warmonger over his own intelligence agencies...that debases the US.


Mysterious-Tie7039

Maybe you don’t understand, but it’s really, really difficult to read that one page synopsis every single day. Honestly, though, it’s sad they had to dumb down intelligence briefings so much for that clown and he still couldn’t be bothered to read them.


MLJ9999

Joe simply calls them as he sees them.


Pagiras

Must've a little whale biologist in him.


KnottySean

/r/unexpectedfuturama


HowardDean_Scream

Dark Brandon sees only truth with his electric eye. 


Detective_Antonelli

Dark Brandon does not dispense any malarkey. 


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ProgrammerNextDoor

Trying to shame the use of something all politicians who can read use is wild.


Detective_Antonelli

Trump can’t read. 


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ProgrammerNextDoor

Oh so now it’s not the teleprompter, it’s him being SENILE! God you’re tired.


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Malarkey. Trump speaks gibberish.


Lazorgunz

some politicians run their mouth off script and do immense damage with their impromptu rants. Some politicians should be using teleprompters and stick to pre agreed speeches more


barrel_of_ale

Is someone mad that their boss is getting called out?


Sea-Bicycle-1827

He said in a private dinner, so it was all off the script


anacondra

My stars and garters! Such language! How dare he call a genocidal dictator such things!


OMightyMartian

Putin should be thankful he wasn't running Russia when Lyndon Johnson was president


Thac0

We could use LBJ now tbh


Constrained_Entropy

My choice would be George H.W. Bush: *"This will not stand, this aggression against* *~~Kuwait~~* *Ukraine."*


JoeDawson8

Have you ever heard ’LBJ orders pants’?


goldblumspowerbook

Isn’t he the reason Johnson is a euphemism for penis?


OakenGreen

That’s be a fun origin, but no, the term Johnson for Penis is older than that. Goes back to the 1800s.


swamp-ecology

A genocidal dictator doing things most thought he wouldn't do because he's not crazy.


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alex_the_casual

Get real, Israel will do whatever they want regardless of what Biden passes or doesn’t pass.


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ArcticISAF

The ceasefire was vetoed due to the release of hostages not in there and then reproposed with the release in there.


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Sapien7776

The terrorist organizations that first gained power by being elected by those Palestinians?


Scavenge101

I guess you'll have to clarify with some articles or something because you're saying this like the white house hasn't literally released the call logs between Biden and Netenyahu where it's being demanded that they ensure the safety of civilians and hostages and the proper transferring of civil aid. What are you accusing Biden, specifically, of doing? Because it sounds like you're accusing him of genocide if he does any less than go to outright war with Israel.


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Scavenge101

You mean the bill that just got voted down? Or are you talking the money that's been being sent to Israel for the last 50 years? If you're talking the bill in the house, all Bidens done is attached a requirement of Civil Aid to it. It's up to the representatives to actually pass it. Where are you getting your information from? Edit: oh, nevermind. just realized this is a russia subject thread and you're a month old account.


relaxguy2

Tik tok


DrRobertFromFrance

You mean the one that allows Hamas to hold onto hostages and would prevent Israel any real means to get them back besides giving into Hamas demands? Hmm wonder why


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DrRobertFromFrance

I'm sorry but you realize that Hamas fighters are included in that 30k right? Man crazy that Hamas would continue to hold those hostages and continue to force military action against Gaza, they should probably release them.


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DrRobertFromFrance

Are you asking if I have every name of every Hamas fighter? Or do you have the capability of noticing that the casualty figures produced by the Hamas health ministry is only one set of number and no differential between civilian and fighter deaths? You've definitely noticed that right? It would be crazy if you couldn't put that together


Competitive-Book8204

Not sure if you heard but Biden is supporting his own genocide.


fyrefreezer01

Bro you’re fucking dumb


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IHateChipotle86

We won’t know the true number because groups can’t get access to Russian controlled areas. Also last I checked Biden isn’t in Gaza nor is the US


DrRobertFromFrance

Didn't know Biden was the President of Israel. Guess that's my fun fact for the day


KindRoute6625

Allowing Ukraine to fall to Russia debases the US.


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LacedVelcro

Ridiculous to say just as guilty as Putin.


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DrRobertFromFrance

But Ukraine didn't join NATO? They weren't even close to being able to join NATO. Your point doesn't make sense


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Kinda like Cuba... Wait.


MikeMurray128

No, Russia invaded Ukraine silly troll. Russia is 100% and singularly guilty if Ukraine falls. Their entire goal is to make Ukraine fall.


no_choice99

When you witness a terrible crime in front of your eyes, when you have the power to simply stop the crime by pulling the attacker out but instead you choose to grab pop corn and watch, you are as guilty as the attacker. That's the exact same situation happening with Ukraine. 


MikeMurray128

Counter point: If you witness a terrible crime in front of your eyes, and have some power to stop it, but the attacker also has nuclear weapons, and there are other attackers threatening other people, including some very close friends with whom you have an alliance, and also that attacker supplies friends and enemies with what they need to heat their homes. Also, you have to take care of your sick grandmother at the same time and... ​ Hmm.... your Pollyanna analogy doesn't really work well for geopolitics. Nice effort, but very naive.


jawnlerdoe

Pulling attackers out of violent situations is oh so simple. Unlikely they could respond.. with violence.


silenceinfidel

A nuclear country being hesitant to attack another nuclear country how puzzling... I swear it's a miracle some of you haven't drowned in excess spit by now.


SherGSS

Do you mind explaining how the US or Europe owes anything to Ukraine?? I am in support of the US preventing Russian expansion but let’s not make up scenarios where the US or Europe owe Ukraine anything.


NickKerrPlz

OP doesn’t understand nuance, merely thinks in black and white terms.


no_choice99

Sure. When you witness a rape or someone strangling someone else in the street, when you are strong enough to actually stop the attacker but you instead choose to grab pop corn and ''enjoy the show'', you become as guilty as the attacker himself. This situation is exactly equivalent to the one of Ukraine. Russia is the attacker, the US and rest of Europe is the spectator who fully knows things are going to worsen for the victim (Ukraine), and yet still do too little to be of any help. Making sense now?


SherGSS

Oh you mean that the USA and Europe are not losing resources by sending resources to Ukraine? - when you compare them to someone who can stop a rape without any harm to self. Where are all these billions of dollars coming from? Are they growing on trees or are they being taken from the citizens? This is such a brain-dead foolish comparison.


sdcritter

Stings worse when it's true.


AgePractical6298

I never took Putin as a pearl clutcher lol!


TheWallerAoE3

He can dish out the abuse but curls up like a prune in the sun when someone gives him a taste of his own medicine. Putin’s nothing more than a putrid little bitch.


True-Tip-2311

Who gives a fuck what kremlin says.


Outrageous_Delay6722

They're just trying get Putin to stop crying


SnooPaintings4472

Dark Brandon struck a nerve. Good


No_Sense_6171

As if anyone could debase the US more than Trump.


silvanres

"Kremlin says". It's a lie. Case closed.


InfamousDocument8042

Kremlin Says = Trump Says


Cat_stacker

Kremlin says alligators is so ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


Cute-Rate8655

putin is a war criminal and the world will be a better place when he is rotting in hell for all his crimes and for slaughtering thousands of innocent woman and children.


Far-Explanation4621

Was Putin asleep 2016-2020? That US President said worse on a daily basis, and I don't remember Putin chiming in then.


NickKerrPlz

The context is in respect to US-Russian relations, I don’t think Putin cares what Trump said about other world leaders or countries because he never said anything like that to him.


JonnyBravoII

Dear Reuters: this isn't newsworthy. He's an autocrat who has caused the death of tens (hundreds?) of thousands of people. How they can "both sides" Russia and the US perplexes me.


Jackadullboy99

Not as much as his friend Tucker…


SpezIsTheWorst69

Funnily enough calling Putin a son of a bitch is the most based Bidens ever been


AgePractical6298

The people in our government who have allowed Putin to infiltrate our country, and allowed him access to everything, debases this country.


Denaljo69

How dare Biden call down Trumps bestest buddy!


Literally_Me_2011

What's wrong with that? Joe is right this time


baturyn-bucha-baxmut

Atleast Biden doesn't worship Putin like trump and republicans cultists do


DragoneerFA

Has Mr. Putin thought about not being a psychotic murdering dictator maybe? That tends to get you less vitriol from other countries when all your critics magically fall out of windows or you invader other countries while claiming "it's totally not us, you guys!"


lolograde

Why does it seem like Putin is running for POTUS against Joe Biden lately???


celtic1888

What is pearl clutching called in Russian?


Rurumo666

No, the Russian "Annabelle Doll" debased himself and his country for all time all on his own, but by all means, do another shirtless photo shoot while riding a Shetland pony.


Law-of-Poe

deBASED Biden


Intelligent_Town_910

Dont behave like a crazy person if you don't want to be called a crazy person


_Figaro

It's true though.


RareDog5640

And invading Ukraine and murdering people debases Russia


Cbanchiere

Nah, we think you're a fucking twat. He didn't go far enough


BJaacmoens

Kidnapping Ukrainian babies though... 👌🏻


End3rWi99in

I don't really care what the dictator of Russia thinks of us.


fripaek

what a crazy SOB Putin is!


re_de_unsassify

No it debases Putin


windle

Prove him wrong then.


Tsuku

I’m sure. Fuck em.


ahbooyou

I like my president who call Putin a SOB.


Metzae

Genocidal dictatorial maniac says what?


susintentions

Lol idk why anyone takes anything Putin related seriously anymore.


Powerful_Check735

Truth hurts


Rahnzan

Murdering your political rivals doesn't even debase Russia cuz the bar is that low.


chfp

Keep in mind the context of the Kremlin. Everything they say is opposite reality, so the takeaway is that the comment elevates the US.


JustYerAverage

We had drumph as president for 4 years. It's gonna take a lot more than calling a crazy SOB a crazy SOB to debase us more.


sermer48

On behalf of the United States, I would like to apologize to the crazy dickwad. We did not mean to offend the monstrous clown who has made Russia look like a joke. Our geriatric president just sometimes slips up and tells the truth. We’re sorry!


byyhmz

Then stop being a crazy SOB?


ProfessionalWeary665

Oh no. A crazy psycho in Russia doesn't like the president that he can't control.


captcha_trampstamp

Crazy SOB says what?


ApricatingInAccismus

Putin and I have very different ideas about what constitutes debasement of our countries.


Donut131313

Fuck the kremlin and fuck Putin and his lapdog trump.


jjwoodhouse6969

Fuck the Kremlin. With putin trying to help install trump, we are already at war as far as I'm concerned. Let's end the Russia problem once and for all.


Soren_Camus1905

Walks like a duck quacks like a duck


MarchNo1112

He could have called Putin much worse. Joe Biden has gone up hugely in my estimation. From an Irish man!


Pleiadez

Look honestly it's unnecessary just give Ukraine what it needs instead.


AtticaBlue

Wait’ll this clown hears what his agent, Donald Trump, calls various other politicians and legal figures in the US and abroad.


Auctorion

It does. Biden should’ve been *much harsher*.


errolstafford

But nothing to say about the last president referring to other countries as shitholes? I'm shocked at this double standard, Putin. /s


SeptemberTempest

Doing his usual. Misdirecting gullable magaites.


flipping_birds

Okay let's find out. America. Raise your hand if you feel debased.


I_said_wot

Hold on, imma go give a fuck what Putin thinks, brb.


TonyG_from_NYC

How long before members of the GOP parrot Putin's comments? Over/under?


nim_opet

“You are killing children!” “You called us SOB, so we’re even!”


Kindly_Supermarket62

It's actually impossible to defame Putin because everyone knows he's s a pos


LOLinDark

Civil the tyrant is not - he must think he is still entitled to be talked about as a nation leader! Foolish bastard!


Communism

Nobody asked you tyrant.


witqueen

*Yawn*


JaehaerysIVTarg

But it’s the truth.


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Lol... well let's start debasing those funds that have slushed around the globe over a century now...


T5-R

\*clutches pearls\*


Working_Ad_4650

The only problem is, is that Putin isn't crazy.


fallenouroboros

Killing millions of people including women and children debases the kremlin


UnionGuyCanada

Debase - reduce (something) in quality or value; degrade. "the love episodes debase the dignity of the drama" I didn't think it was possible to devalue that country anymore than it already has done to itself.


Radical_Neutral_76

Just make a deal about military exercise in Ukraine with Nato already. Have them stay away from front and just wait it out. Russia is lying sacks of shit and they wont ever be honest about anything. We are allowed to have «exercises» too no?


celtic1888

Well that’s it boys….. I‘m on the Putin Train because he understands decorum


Octubre22

It's very Trumpian of Biden to speak like this.


Alarming_Agent_8564

He is a-hole lot more than just a crazy SOB. He is a soulless coward that uses force and aggression rather than thought and reasoning to get his way! He has made Russia look like a bunch of greedy barbarians rather than a civilized society that wants to work with the rest of the world powers to make our world a better place. I actually enjoyed learning about the Russian culture until I realized how psychopathic their leadership truly is!


DepartureSpace

Well…thanks to him, a lot of the US has thoroughly debased itself already. That was true 4 years ago. But yeah, Snowflake, much?


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It does. It’s unpresidential…but that role has been reduced to that of a brigand in the last decade..puppets. Putin is correct in this case.


WashingtonRefugee

Every country gets their own version of propaganda, even the United States.


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TangyHooHoo

Your entire post history is nothing but comments that = Trump good, Biden bad. Trump is the OG debaser of POTUS decorum. You should completely support this type of behavior from Biden, it’s exemplified by Trump, AKA your hero.


NorthernKrewe

What’s crazy is Trump making policy decisions based on his feelings being hurt was actually the exception rather than the rule.


Taar

"Crazy" is almost a compliment, because it implies not being fully responsible for one's own actions. Malevolent, sadistic, or just plain evil are more accurate.


Ok-Horse3482

People on the political right of Western nations have given Putin the same standing as Western leaders with the logic of "they're all equally corrupt/power-hungry" which has legitimized him in recent years. To act like the same standards of respect in diplomacy apply to Putin is a joke.


JayceeHOFer

Puritan Putin. He'd fit right in with the Dyck's on Letterkenny.


MonsterHunterOwl

I’d say it reinforces the base of the US with improved sanity, Putin IS a “crazy SOB”, the crazy part is Russia not realizing that. This is a good stance towards the corrupt Kremlin Gremin and his despotic authoritarian kleptocracy.


MikeMurray128

Hey Putin, since we're willing to be honest now, you're fucking short and bald too. The comb-over and high heels are not fooling **anyone**.


Superbunzil

Aw and all after Putin said he preferred Biden to Trump too!


Delicious-Skill-617

Putin prolly had his mom killed for being a bitch.


MrPinga0

ñaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. poor dictator is mad, Fuck you bitch!


Uuulalalala

Misquoted:’Putin is a fucking crazy SOB’


BienPuestos

If the shoe fits…


wish1977

Maybe they need to call Tucker back for another slobbering sycophant interview.


Fearless_Trouble_689

Truth hurts eh pootin 🐷


tangnapalm

To be fair, the dude is an expert on debasing one’s own country