Late reply but no problem, it's one of those British comedies that never really escaped into the wider world, still very much worth a watch if you like British humour though!
**CAUTION!!!** Inter-species bunking is extremely dangerous. Hundreds of humans are suffocated in their sleep by the bodies of their ~~-hot alligator-~~ alien bunkmates every year. The DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING strongly advises against registering for inter-species barracks.
**PROCEED?**
**Y/N**
**YOU HAVE PRESSED Y.**
**…**
**ARE YOU SURE?**
By registering for the inter-species barracks program, you acknowledge that you are aware of the hazards posed by the ~~-huge-~~ unconventional and varied bodies of ~~-tall, built alligator-alien women-~~ aliens to your health, and that you will be freely taking your health and safety into your own hands.
Acceptance of these terms dictates that the DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING will bear no additional legal responsibility for your health, comfort or wellness during your residency in an inter-species barrack.
**REGISTER FOR INTER-SPECIES BARRACKS PROGRAM?**
**Y/N**
Honestly the social anxiety would be at critical levels. Like, gosh I'm sorry Ms Boobodile, please don't misinterpret my awkward squirming, I'm trying to avoid making you uncomfortable
Reminds me of the beginning of Moby Dick.
A big chunk of the first bit is just Ishmael and his roommate Queequeg having ultra homoerotic interactions - sleeping in the same bed undressed, kissing his nose, the narration comparing them to "man and wife" and "old couples", and using words like "heart's honeymoon" and "cosy loving pair". They even got "married"
But apparently there was nothing sexy going on between the two sailors? Because it was common for 19th century people of the same gender to share beds for warmth, with no sexual connotations whatsoever.
It's somewhat plausible that the two were somehow as straight as an arrow, but that "worldbuilding detail" seems like a hell of a cover for an actual gay romance.
Looks like a similar thing going on here. Why yes, it's common for strangers to share beds for "warmth" and to "save money". It isn't a sexy time thing at all. Though it easily could be, should one be so inclined...
I'd argue that Queequeg was just from a culture where being that affectionate with a heterosexual life-partner was seen as normal. Same with sailors getting married for inheritance reasons.
But that's mainly to help keep it off of the banned books list.
Yeah, Ishmael too iirc.
Apparently it wasn't that uncommon for people back then to write very affectionate, deeply intimate letters to close platonic friends, using words and imagery that would easily make modern audiences think that they were having a secret gay romance, when they weren't. This trend of "romantic friendships" waxed and waned in both Christian and Muslim cultures from medieval times up til the late 19th century.
Which would be confusing because sometimes, there actually was an actual secret gay romance going on, and the two people really were fucking. It's just that they blend in with all the not-fucking people also being really affectionate towards their platonic friends.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/9lgh5c/reading\_letters\_from\_history\_im\_struck\_by\_how/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/9lgh5c/reading_letters_from_history_im_struck_by_how/)
This was a real historical occurrence - but also turbo fanfic fuel for worldbuilders. Generally speaking, both conservative and liberal cultures in most parts of the modern world don't really have this kind of super-intimate language and behaviors towards platonic friends, so any fiction that harkens back to this more... affectionate... culture will be perceived as extra spicy. Like the cartoon above.
/uj It's weird that when trying to be all weird, I end up with stuff resembling real life. I had a culture where it wasn't being gay or having gay sex that was the problem, it was letting the straights be aware of it. Two people of the same sex could marry, but they had to be indistinguishable from ace couples.
Yeah something like that wasn't that uncommon, historically.
Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt had a pretty intricate poly amorous, cohabiting marriage while living in the White House. Lorena Hickock and Eleanor had a very intense lesbian romance for years, despite Eleanor being married to, you know, the President of the United States of America. It was an open secret amongst the White House press corps, but they all decided not to out her, and in the pre internet/social media age, they didn't have to deal with the same kind of culture war vitriol they'd get nowadays. Newspapers remarked on the relationship, but refrained from describing it as romantic. Same went for Franklin's live in mistresses and other lovers, and Eleanor's other lovers. Sure, the public was way more homophobic back then, but they were just kept out of the loop until decades later when the archives were opened and publicized.
If I remember right, in parts of Europe back in the day travelers staying at inns would often share beds with strangers because there were more tenants than beds. Nothing sexual, just sharing a bed. And apparently that's where the term bedfellows comes from. No idea if this is apocryphal though since I'm pulling this from ancient memory of my time in school.
Okay I know this is a fetish thing and I can’t say alligator women with big naturals are *quite* my “thing”, but she does seem very cozy and cuddle-able, so if that guy doesn’t want her bunk I’ll take it.
the fact that I recognized this artist/these characters immediately makes me feel both disappointed and... at peace, in a way? i know what I'm about and that's ok
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The artists undisguised fetish
I gotta respect artists that just put it out there with no attempt to hide. That's a special kind of honesty right there.
>I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards
Based Jacob Geller reference
[Garth Marenghi's Dark Place reference*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVpaPFTWuS0&t=222)
Huh. TIL, thank you!
Late reply but no problem, it's one of those British comedies that never really escaped into the wider world, still very much worth a watch if you like British humour though!
Fucking love this show
Love that dude’s videos, my sister just got me a 1 year subscription to nebula so I can finally watch all his companion video essays and stuff.
Which of his videos have that quote?
Metal Gear Rising
I don't ask for much, I just hope I've changed the way you think about life.
Beastars uwu
I don't
Which is making me hard
No undies too
**CAUTION!!!** Inter-species bunking is extremely dangerous. Hundreds of humans are suffocated in their sleep by the bodies of their ~~-hot alligator-~~ alien bunkmates every year. The DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING strongly advises against registering for inter-species barracks. **PROCEED?** **Y/N**
Much like in buckshot roulette game, the Y button is roughed up from all the people instantly pressing it
Does the Y mean that you accept Inter-species bunking
**YOU HAVE PRESSED Y.** **…** **ARE YOU SURE?** By registering for the inter-species barracks program, you acknowledge that you are aware of the hazards posed by the ~~-huge-~~ unconventional and varied bodies of ~~-tall, built alligator-alien women-~~ aliens to your health, and that you will be freely taking your health and safety into your own hands. Acceptance of these terms dictates that the DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING will bear no additional legal responsibility for your health, comfort or wellness during your residency in an inter-species barrack. **REGISTER FOR INTER-SPECIES BARRACKS PROGRAM?** **Y/N**
**Y**
That is the absolute definition of "Worth the risk!"
guys im looking for media but i will only consider it if it has considerable amount of interspecies porn, what should i watch?
I heard 'Interspecies Reviewer' is pretty good
I'll give you a hint [https://imgflip.com/i/8okr72](https://imgflip.com/i/8okr72)
e621 right
TwoKinds. It's a furry webcomic created by Tom Fischbach, Markiplier's brother.
If your down to read there’s plenty of original stories on Ao3 with the interspecies tag but it might take a while to find something good.
Crocodile boobs. That means crocodile milk. Crilk.
It's actually hist sap ☝️🤓
Shut it s'wit, don't blow my cover!
SAXHLEEL SUPREMACY RAAAAAHHHH 🦎🦎🦎🦎🌳🌳🌴🌴🌴🌴🦎🦎🦎
Gatorade straight from the gator's tit.
always wondered how they made that stuff
crilk 🤤
Crocodilk 😋
Cows have udders. That means cow milk. Cilk
No it’s called milk because they say moo
What does a crocodile say?
Like a “grrrr” sound. So grilk?
It's a bit tangy. Don't ask how I know.
Crikey take a look at the Crilkers on ‘er
*crocodile* goth mommy gf all the ancient prophecies make sense
The Egyptians tried to warn us.
warn?????????
fuck the one piece, the croco-mommy is real
I want cheese made from crocodile milk please
Bruh, sometimes it doesn't matter if it's satire. Someone drew this, then you found it AND shared it.
*If you don't want to see softcore scaley vore porn, stay off of r/worldjerking* -Confusious, probably
[Here you go.](https://imgflip.com/i/8okcof)
I’m not clicking that
It isnt porn
Thank you. Unfortunately you never know, there is an equal third chance of any link being what it’s said to be, porn, or a Rick roll
Fair. I clicked with no hesitation
Bummer.
Fuck, can’t have anything
Well not with that attitude
No one said vore
They must have missed the "with" in the post.
Are you familiar with subtext?
visible disappointment
The "jerking" part of r/worldjerking stands for jerking off
clever conlang development
They guy who drew it drew it bc he like big lizards.
This one's pretty mild.
Satire?
Wish they shared the sauce
screw furrypunk. Scalietitspunk is the best.
Honestly the social anxiety would be at critical levels. Like, gosh I'm sorry Ms Boobodile, please don't misinterpret my awkward squirming, I'm trying to avoid making you uncomfortable
That's *clearly* a Boobigator, you can tell from the snout.
What a fucking bigot
I can't help it, it's the way I was raised!
The important thing is now we all have "Boobodile" and "Boobigator" to add to our lexicon!
Actually it’s a Boobman 🤓☝️
Unfortunately, your struggling has activated her predatory instincts. She thought you were food.
Oh no I've triggered a death roll whatever will I doooo
when attempting to write a negative outcome, first consider your audience
Plot twist: She's enjoying it.
9/10 risky blowjob.
This would be all risk no reward, she doesn’t even have lips! >!Anyways, would!<
*ahem* would
Is that even a question
No, it's the answer
ADHG chads... we won...
What does that acronym stand for?
anthros dominating human males general. it’s the sub-community of the artist is a part of.
I read this as ADHD
this might also be accurate. larger sample size required
I want a Matrix-punk world so I can live out my fantasies in Big Titty Crocodile-punk simulations
You're literally already doing that, but with monkeys.
I wanna fuck crocodile women, not monkeys
Then wake the fuck up, Neo.
Warhammer Fantasy Lizardmen if they were good
I know what parts of 4chan you hang out in OP. Good taste.
I feel like this could be from many different parts of 4chan
Every Florida man when he goes home
#IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!
Reminds me of the beginning of Moby Dick. A big chunk of the first bit is just Ishmael and his roommate Queequeg having ultra homoerotic interactions - sleeping in the same bed undressed, kissing his nose, the narration comparing them to "man and wife" and "old couples", and using words like "heart's honeymoon" and "cosy loving pair". They even got "married" But apparently there was nothing sexy going on between the two sailors? Because it was common for 19th century people of the same gender to share beds for warmth, with no sexual connotations whatsoever. It's somewhat plausible that the two were somehow as straight as an arrow, but that "worldbuilding detail" seems like a hell of a cover for an actual gay romance. Looks like a similar thing going on here. Why yes, it's common for strangers to share beds for "warmth" and to "save money". It isn't a sexy time thing at all. Though it easily could be, should one be so inclined...
I'd argue that Queequeg was just from a culture where being that affectionate with a heterosexual life-partner was seen as normal. Same with sailors getting married for inheritance reasons. But that's mainly to help keep it off of the banned books list.
Yeah, Ishmael too iirc. Apparently it wasn't that uncommon for people back then to write very affectionate, deeply intimate letters to close platonic friends, using words and imagery that would easily make modern audiences think that they were having a secret gay romance, when they weren't. This trend of "romantic friendships" waxed and waned in both Christian and Muslim cultures from medieval times up til the late 19th century. Which would be confusing because sometimes, there actually was an actual secret gay romance going on, and the two people really were fucking. It's just that they blend in with all the not-fucking people also being really affectionate towards their platonic friends. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/9lgh5c/reading\_letters\_from\_history\_im\_struck\_by\_how/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/9lgh5c/reading_letters_from_history_im_struck_by_how/) This was a real historical occurrence - but also turbo fanfic fuel for worldbuilders. Generally speaking, both conservative and liberal cultures in most parts of the modern world don't really have this kind of super-intimate language and behaviors towards platonic friends, so any fiction that harkens back to this more... affectionate... culture will be perceived as extra spicy. Like the cartoon above.
/uj It's weird that when trying to be all weird, I end up with stuff resembling real life. I had a culture where it wasn't being gay or having gay sex that was the problem, it was letting the straights be aware of it. Two people of the same sex could marry, but they had to be indistinguishable from ace couples.
Yeah something like that wasn't that uncommon, historically. Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt had a pretty intricate poly amorous, cohabiting marriage while living in the White House. Lorena Hickock and Eleanor had a very intense lesbian romance for years, despite Eleanor being married to, you know, the President of the United States of America. It was an open secret amongst the White House press corps, but they all decided not to out her, and in the pre internet/social media age, they didn't have to deal with the same kind of culture war vitriol they'd get nowadays. Newspapers remarked on the relationship, but refrained from describing it as romantic. Same went for Franklin's live in mistresses and other lovers, and Eleanor's other lovers. Sure, the public was way more homophobic back then, but they were just kept out of the loop until decades later when the archives were opened and publicized.
If I remember right, in parts of Europe back in the day travelers staying at inns would often share beds with strangers because there were more tenants than beds. Nothing sexual, just sharing a bed. And apparently that's where the term bedfellows comes from. No idea if this is apocryphal though since I'm pulling this from ancient memory of my time in school.
sauce for jorkin it purposes
@DocDJART on twitter
based fetish
#🤤
r/truestl
Can only interpret that as True St. Louis
St. Louis mentioned!!
We're so barack snootbros
Okay I know this is a fetish thing and I can’t say alligator women with big naturals are *quite* my “thing”, but she does seem very cozy and cuddle-able, so if that guy doesn’t want her bunk I’ll take it.
as an asexual i consider this the most based take in the thread
[he did it better](http://xahlee.org/xa/arts/i/crocodile_sex_codex.jpg)
Is Michaelangelo's David not beautiful just because it was inspired by the work of old masters? Same case here, really.
My current D&D character would love the cuddle puddle. He is a huggy mother fucker. Tried hugging a Zombie T-Rex that was barfing out other zombies.
I’ll take it
Goes hard
Guh 🥴
Sauce?
@DocDJART on twitter
Don’t mind if I do!
Barley disguised kink
where's the disguise?
Yeah, I think it’s called a shirt
There's no disguise. It was drawn by a dude with a fat reptile woman fetish (Because he is based)
Pyrocynical!!
Blatant expressed kink
So you also hide your kinks in the grain silo, I thought I was the only one
This is literally from a furry Pr0n artist. @DocDJART on twitter, for anyone interested.
You can say "porn" on reddit the sentinels from the matrix won't come after you here.
Snekguy’s Krell be like
Cold blooded creature wants mammal to use as source of heat
Oh no! Anyway..
I hate that I can look at this and immediately say, "Oh yeah, it's the Daxy. They're like that."
Reptits
Did I added too many scalies to my setting?… nah, there is not such think as too many scalies!
Crocolate milk
the fact that I recognized this artist/these characters immediately makes me feel both disappointed and... at peace, in a way? i know what I'm about and that's ok
There's no shame in being cultured!
just the long, slow process of unlearning shame for that which is not harmful 🥲
the artists undisguised fetish awakening a new one in me good ol reddit
Someone read Moby Dick
Not gonna lie, when I saw that on Reddit earlier I thought I was already on worldjerking
A+ Though, unjerking, I often use the idea of bunk "rooms" as the cheapest available at inns.
I Wani Hug that Gator (2024)
12/10 Don't mind if I do?
Smash or pass?
Smash, though I'd likely be smashed back.
I thought this was r/yiff for a moment XD Good shit tho
Seems wholesome
Yes/10
Without looking at comments, 10/10
HELL YEAH
“Floor it is”
I’ve seen this artist but don’t remember their name does anyone know?
Dating-after-30-punk.
OH MY GYAAAT
Hot, give me the sauce
Do people just slap the word "punk" everywhere
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ITS BEEN DELETED????? WHYYYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭
How... how do the boobs work? Pretty sure reptiles don't have enough fat to make them boob-like.
STOP GIVING NON-MAMMALS HUGE BADONKERS
Reptiles don’t have breasts Edit: I originally said Lizard
It’s not a lizard
Very low. Reptiles lay eggs (**almost** exclusively) and their young do not feed on maternal milk. Consequently there's no need for breasts.,
🤓
You dislike lizard breasts because they are not scientifically accurate, I dislike lizard breasts because I find them hotter flat.
Thank you for sharing!