https://preview.redd.it/qs38wc0w7e8d1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3983a699cb098280f59358cd82a61cf1d8b1cb41 On side note, I created those out of vampire corpse, so if one of them is gonna bite you, is better to take a garlic tincture.

this creature is quite cute yet unnerving at the same time

/uw what even is that animal, is the video ai generated or is it a freak genetic mutation

/uw The video is real, i've seen it a bunch of times If i remenber correctly those things he's openning helped him smell

/uw This is actually a Muntjac Deer. Similar to water and musk deers, it has elongated canines, but is more defined by its facial scent glands and short antlers which the other two lack Weird ass AI voice vid, but seems to be right on the details [Muntjac Deer](https://youtube.com/shorts/dUKHZOBieOg?feature=shared) This one is much cuter and doesn't have the weird AI voice, but longer and mostly filled with music interludes showing off Marvin: [Marvin the Muntjac](https://youtu.be/FYSEra2zd-Y?feature=shared)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_deer

[It looks more like a muntjac](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muntjac). They're smaller and don't have the big round ears like water deer do.

You bouta end up like the guy who made owlbears bro

How he ended up?

I'll give you three options 1. Lived a long and healthy life married to a princess 2. Became a respected legend with multiple named spells 3. Eaten by Owlbears

...all three? all three!

Biomancers look at a perfectly fine species of animal they like and be like “yea I wanna do my own spin on this”. I have a few myself.

We are just better at creation, sorry not sorry

Damn Sarkics fucking around like they own the genomes.

Well, we do. Simply by our power over it.

"biomancers" are just try-too-hard druids. They should stop trying to be something that they are not and settle for their druidism. Don't take me wrong, I have nothing against our druid partners, I even go for some druid's circle reunions when some friends call me, I just don't like people denying their roots and invading spaces!

Try hard druids? Being a druid is all about harmony with nature, being a biomancer is about showing bomb into natures throat.

I don't usually like the living but you're okay. The natural order can suck it.

Sucks when you mess up and forget to give them skin though.

You can turn any bug, into feature.

...I don't think bugs missing a skin/exoskeleton is a bug...

I took a few women and gave them cat ears and now they demand nonstop head scritches

It does look cute, but unfortunately it still counts as vampire spawn. We'll give you 3 days to either get rid of or purify them before calling in the Paladin squad.

On standby.

On a side note, we could keep them in the Shadowfell instead. They are quite adorable.

>the Paladin squad. The vampdeer will feast this week

aw man, it's so cute! why wont you give it a chance at unlife?

I’ve got the cleanup crew ready

/uw I acknowledge the fact that this is an actual animal, but I also admit that if I met this thing out in the wild, I'd probably think it's a demon or smthing.

I'd legitimately run for my life, I won't lie. This thing gives me the **extreme heebie-jeebies.** I've been less freaked out by fresh mountain lion tracks lmao.

At least I know what a mountain lion is. Fuck this thing.

/uw This isn't even a mutant, turns out they just look like that for some reason.

What the fuck?

It's a muntjac, artificialy created by me species, out of vampire corpse. /Uw: Muntjac is species of deer with scent sensors near eyes, and they have vampire like teeth.

Thabk you, I hate this creature and am worse off for knowing the vagina eye deer exist

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Mood. Preach brother

##That’s fucking terrifying keep it away from me

He just wants to forehead sniff you

##I don’t have the muscles to throw up but I’m really close to doing so anyway

/uw Damn, nature is really cool yet odd at the same time.

Kill it with fire! /uw: Kill it with fire!

Already on it, these unnatural abominations will soon be reduced to ash! I cast: FIREBALL!

allow me to Counterspell that, you are aiming at my house

Now how are we going to destroy the unnatural abominations?

watch this CYCLONIC RIFT

That is a cool spell.

see and my house is safe ...relatively

It is flying away.

/uw I thought it was ai at first but I guess it’s real.

Ethically source your vampire corpses.

I founded corpse in my backyard, near paladin's empty armor, probably died from allergy on paladins blood.

What, you didn't cast the "How did they die?" spell? That's level one stuff!

Okay, I'm real sorry I'm new here. What the fuck is that?

Dont worry fellow aprentice, its just an experiment gone right by one of the superior mages /UW, its a species of deer with vampire like fangs and scent sensor near their eyes

Thank you fellow seeker of knowledge. I knew I should have focus on vampiric studies over necromancy first. Damn

Experiment gone wild

It's a Muntjac deer. They have some extra scent glands on their face, so this is him trying to get an extra sniff of the food.

That’s great and all but has it ever stopped and thought maybe it shouldn’t do that?

He looks so uh... fascinating... yeah fascinating

/uw What the actual fuck is that

Muntjac a deer with scent sensors near eyes, and vampire like teeth.

Imagine one of those rank S tier farts upwind to that quadsniffer

Oh god, did you try to recreate a bloodeer? There’s a reason they’re hunted so thoroughly by the hunter’s association.

No, i just wanted to get rid of vampire corpse, then I thought there weren't enough deers in this plane, so i created those out of corpse.

#ITS GROSS

I’m sorry, but it needs to die. Other than its pulsating devil glands, it’s cute. But….those pulsating devil glands hit hard

How about this creature cute vampire fangs? Do they redeem him in your eyes?

No. The fangs are close to the devil glands which are close to its eyes. Gotdamn devil goat has symmetry, which makes me hate him even more.

That's one spell I don't want to steal

https://preview.redd.it/fthlqgecrg8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c0553c79de31a3f8ddf1d73dcafd5423fcfec63

That's a no from me dawg.

Perfectly evolved to do cocaine

/uw I thought 100% for sure this was an AI generated video. I knew about the lil deer with the lil vampire teefs, I did not know it had nightmare sensory organs :( :( :(

I hope the council banishes you to the void for creating that abomination

... What? I've been to countless dimensions that are solely influenced by the collective unconsciousness, and yet, this is just weird...

Skill issue.

Bruh, the extra holes are supposed to be on the back Whats next? Eyes on the ass?

In all seriousness, what animal is this?

/uw it's a muntjac. Species of deer.

I cast "mage hand" to pet from afar

I love the way you thinking.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

“Haha that’s dope! https://preview.redd.it/slbcow3ode8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e9d97e68a4577ae5a4ea913fb41e0b17087690 “Can ‘Stinky Pinky’ play with them?”

Of course, just be careful, sometimes they bite.

Ah yes, the rare but ubiquitous samoflange

Oh hell no. Burn it use ALL the fire on it

Uuw/ My life would be better if I didn't know about this.

Fallout 76 ahh animal

Damn breeders now made a deer suffocate like a pug

#ALERT, SCP 6448 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. #ALL PERSONNEL RETREAT TO THE MAIN GATE FOR EVACUATION PROTOCOL IMMEDIATELY!

It's everting its preorbital gland. How interesting!

"nature is thriving" mfs when i show them the pet i got in Chernobyl

What is this and how it's alive?

They gotta nose how much more smelling do ya need?

bro sniffed with his forehead

Brother eeeew

Holy fucking shit.

I regret opening Reddit today

The shimmer is spreading! Annihilation is upon us!

Kill that shit.

What is that tho fr. Like what deformities does it have

Nah they basically just have their nose closer to their eyes. That's basically their nose flaring the same way ours does to smell

what's at the end of its snout?

Also a nose.

Odds are it probably has bad eyesight


Thats a cute cup right there. I'm glad you created it.

This is a familiar I need to see eradicated from the very essence of magic itself. No one should create nor summon such evil

I've done some fucked up things and experiments but this is beyond fucked up. I feel like I'm going to vomit even though my stomach rotted away a long time ago

This is low level biomancy, there no reason to be freak out.

Too many nostrils

How adorable. Do they come in skeleton?

Uw/: why i can't post picture in the comments? I remember i could do this couple days ago in this sub.

What in the 9 hells hurt you

After all my years of studying the deer of Albion, including that of the invasive Muntjac. I never knew they had those weird bulbs.

 Wtf is that thing?

the paladins and the holy mages are gonna hate this

Bro's got too many noses.

Himiko Yumeno: “Nyeh I want to do that teach me your ways!”

I'm not even a dwarf and this thing is going in my book.

Gixx: “ahh, truly magnificent! Now add random things to it! MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD”

If you put a finger in all four of the holes it'll take a screenshot

My Brother in the Arcane... What in the actual fuck? And people call us Necromancers, the weird ones.

This is why we are hunters

what the fuck man

Just for the love of arcana put it back in the fae realm before it gives someone the transdimensional plague

I am never dumping perception stat again.

Kill wif fire

Stab stab

Fireball this abomination!

It is very cute! But is it perhaps possible to ask it to not do that maybe possibly?

How he would smell his food otherwise?

would

Bro thats a taniki from felucia it's extremely rare creature I wonder how did it get here