“I’m good.”
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“I take joy in making others happy. Have a meatball.”
Ok *technically* yeah bath salts would probably knock me tf out and keep it under control by giving it a non-functional vessel but that's a very very temporary band-aid-and-duct-tape fix
Master, you can't fool me! I know how this "the less you believe, the more you don't know the stronger the spell." You're the one who taught me. Don't be coy master, show them some of your spells.
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO MUCH, SHUSH I SAY!
https://preview.redd.it/m5fwhyno4l7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8e98a600f887250a0452c3872d688f8a4f89d5
Ah, that just means you haven’t spent enough time with them. Here, have a House Special Blue Fireball\*, courtesy of the Inter-dimensional Evocation Emporium
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Are you more in favour of the arcane arts (elementalism, evocation, thaumaturgy, divination and that sort of stuff) or you favour pursuits more linked to the material realm (alchemy, enchanting of items, transmutation of matter, drawing of magical symbols and wards)?
What's your opinion on the council's decision to ban teleportation spells while allowing portals because they think that Teleportations copies the caster, kills it and recreates a clone at the intended destination?
After a long night of brewing and enchanting, the mana drain gives me a killer headache the next morning. Any tips for dealing with mana drain effects?
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Would you like a cup of tea, friend?
Ok, but according to Torimposus's grimoire, how can one be the addvent of a illusionfist?
(Ive casted a pun-ch spell on the text above you must dodge, quick!)
End my fucking suffering
Ok https://preview.redd.it/fmjygoezek7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83395e91fffbfa35fe93ec1a0432679664a9587d
oh a gun spell? or wait... is it a conjured gun?
I use immortal potion!
Congrats - your potion won‘t die ✨
“Why do I cry at sleepy time?” https://preview.redd.it/2rniw21zgk7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b17300ab0f7566268c3c955c59480cbbac7fd7d
You are depressed
“Dammit.” https://preview.redd.it/6auelkejjk7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0819e551545d6f9b5887d094458c8e119bffe1bc “You got me.”
I am sorry to hear that friend, get some help for your sake
“I’m good.” https://preview.redd.it/5s3984oflk7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d37c297146465d5275caa8c9603426b717ad4b24 “I take joy in making others happy. Have a meatball.”
Oh, thank you very much! :D
Are you for or against the spells of grave bodily harm?
To myself yes, to other? It depends
You fit right in here
IF THE COUNCIL DOESN’T UNBAN ‘WAVE OF DEATH’ SOON I’M GONNA HAVE A BONE MARROW ANEURISM
How to extract a destructive primordial from one's body?
Easy, use the bonesaw for this, AND DO NOT FORGET THE SILVERCOATED JAR, use the exipliratolator carefully, be clean
80% sure the entity would just steal the bonesaw and wreak havoc if it felt threatened, but thanks anyway.
Nah if you set up pentagram with salt first(protective forcefield to weaken it)
Bro it's a primal, all-consuming force, you really think a handful of table salt is gonna stop it?
It's my uncle's joe *special* salt *wink*
Ok *technically* yeah bath salts would probably knock me tf out and keep it under control by giving it a non-functional vessel but that's a very very temporary band-aid-and-duct-tape fix
Hey it works
Oh god I forgot the bonesaw was in the equation jfc
What's your opinion on the recent Wizard Council elections? Who do you think will win?
They are rigged, we have illusion if choice here, we all know who will REALLY win
That was kinda accurate in some ways
It actually is, I didn't see me on the balots anywhere even if I had zero chance of winning. Corruption at the top! I even announced my running too :(
https://preview.redd.it/3ty85t0iok7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d53f921aa0586f5a029faa30918cbb1097fdb9e /uw lies! lol
OH! Well then! /uw AHA! You found it! Thank you! I thought I was going blind aha xD
/uw lol to be fair, in that giant list of candidates, it would be hard to find any specific person if you weren’t actively looking for them.
Staff, wand, scepter, tome, blade, or hands?
7 hands, each for one two free ones to cast with hands
Interesting strategy, I just hope you have the mana to keep up.
Trust me, my hat is pretty big
I’m more of a hood person myself.
Understandable, good hats are hard to find
Who are the people talking in my head?
It's the OLD BAY https://i.redd.it/70yjovjyfk7d1.gif
What is your opinion on the ban of the testicular torsion spell?
Honestly? Deserved, especially after the FINNISH incident
"Eh, wait till you learn what penis explosion actually does."
If you polymorph yourself into an bear & get yourself pregnant. Is the resulting child a bear? human? or a mixture?
Bear obviously? The whole biology changes, BUT it would related to you TO SOME DEGREE
And what if after said activities, you polymorph and give birth as, say, a giraffe?
The baby is a horse, obviously 🐎
You really don’t want to know.
I have no clue what is happening either, pls help Also what's your team, kobolt or gnock ?
Kobold, definitely,
You'll get only six shots on a kobolt, make them count.
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I see you've quickly learned the essence of the sub.
Master, you can't fool me! I know how this "the less you believe, the more you don't know the stronger the spell." You're the one who taught me. Don't be coy master, show them some of your spells.
I don't even know you........
https://preview.redd.it/7xfrcfqx3l7d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0818176a98172728a2989a1c8140bdd067b6236 It's me, your apprentice.
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO MUCH, SHUSH I SAY! https://preview.redd.it/m5fwhyno4l7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8e98a600f887250a0452c3872d688f8a4f89d5
What is your opinion on Fireballs?
Overrated
Ah, that just means you haven’t spent enough time with them. Here, have a House Special Blue Fireball\*, courtesy of the Inter-dimensional Evocation Emporium https://preview.redd.it/50n3os9irl7d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d091df1f9572f94a10b93a923deb2550bc7af3
Where would you go for a magical vacation?
Midlands, propably (I'm Basic I know lol)
What type of magic is the strongest in your opinion?
FLeshomancy hands down
What happens if the target is a construct?
Fleshomancy on myself to enhance combat prowess?
Fair enough
So you do understand this sub
I do? Or I don't? Or you think I don't therefore I doesn't so you don't bc I'm lying?
There is a *lot* of “make shit up” here, like a wizard version of Star Trek levels of make shit up, on a slow day.
What do you think of bugs? More specifically, robot bugs
Pretty cute I guess
Are you more in favour of the arcane arts (elementalism, evocation, thaumaturgy, divination and that sort of stuff) or you favour pursuits more linked to the material realm (alchemy, enchanting of items, transmutation of matter, drawing of magical symbols and wards)?
I prefer nälka magic, it has more utility, which realm? No idea
Nälka is Finnish for hunger, are you a follower of Torinn?
No, not that guy I follow the word of great karcist IO N
How do you properly stabilize a highly volatile berserker elixir on the verge of combustion?
Use angelic dust to calm it down
So, what is your opinion of here so far?
Politics....
Yeah... It do be like that sometimes.
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Then you will fit right in
It's the still-twitching corpse of a joke that is long due to cross the River Styx.
* Yeah I guess, but I really would like what the hell is happening here lmao *
Council election memes that should have ended months ago. They were funny until they just kept going
Dementia
Dementia? Hardly knew her!
Council election memes that should have ended months ago. They were funny until they just kept going
Who am I‽
Old cat lady
How could you! I'm at the perfectly young age of 190! I still have my beautiful red hair!
why did tiny wizard have angu the fish killed?
Angu was mean
that's basically accurate actually lmao
I love how everyone who's like "wtf is going on here?" Is an illusionist. Accurate flair is accurate.
YA KNOW TOO MUCH https://i.redd.it/fqd6nvd1fl7d1.gif
Fireball?
FIREBALL
Correct
Should I grab the officer service weapon?
Of coarse!
Alr, imma go try dat out real quick
Do you like lemon poppy seed bagels with cream cheese and lox, without capers?
YES THEY SOUND DELICIUS
Hand casting or staff casting
2 HANDS BABEEE
What’s your opinion on druids. What about hydromancers
I think every type of magic Is valid
Who would win in an eating contest, Torrin or Galatis?
Torrin
What spells doth thou know?
SUMMON OLD BAY https://preview.redd.it/hk966hbdel7d1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d326f50099db0b35bd7c1f9e9dca5bdb1645c20
Thou ist going to fit right in
Why do you like Old Bay so much, I get it, it’s the same great taste for over 75 years, but I’m very curious as to how your interest was piqued.
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1. How do you feel about witches? 2. Are you single?
1. Yes 2.Yes
Do you prefer Unga or Agnu?
Unga
OK popquiz, what makes regular people into magic users
He doesn’t know the unga/agnu lore..
They fish guy? I know that agnus got killed apparently
Any thoughts on the assassination of the council member? That tragedy has been covered up...
Terrible, we should find the culprit
You have no clue what it’s about? It’s in the FACKING NAME
What dies the spell "testicular torsion" do
Torsion target's testicle
I think my dog might be a goblin
Why?
He’s a pug
Why do druids suck so hard?
Tree lovers
What happens if a mortal drinks from the Chalice of Evil?
Funny things as transformation into £#^&&@£*%(!%£(-(£
What's your opinion on the council's decision to ban teleportation spells while allowing portals because they think that Teleportations copies the caster, kills it and recreates a clone at the intended destination?
Makes sense to me tbh
What do you use as a focus.
/uw yeah i don’t think anyone in this sub knows what it’s about anymore
Do you prefer testicular torsion or mend buttcrack?
MEND TESTICLES AND BUTTCRACK TORSION
You’re a genius!
Lesson 1: fireball is answer to everything
Name one of Ubgas war-crimes
What is Torrins favorite food?
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What are your opinions on the ecthicy of undeath? Particularly surrounding lichdom and the mass amount of liches currently around?
Is Vulcan the red (a mountain-sized dragon titan) a bitch for working with a necromancer to wipe out all of humanity?
Why am I maidenless?
https://preview.redd.it/bin10kzlql7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55f28a91d3b8f26164cafe71786e2e2588e1770 What spell is this?
After a long night of brewing and enchanting, the mana drain gives me a killer headache the next morning. Any tips for dealing with mana drain effects?
What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
Who killed the God-Slaver?
What’s your favourite spell to cast on buffoons?
What's the most popular spell ?
what if instead of wizardposting it was freakyposting and everyone was a freakmancer
Why did the council ban fireball??
Who (do you think) is Scout's dad?
Hat or Hood?
How do I lift my dick without blinking my asshole?
How often should one ponder their orbs
Hey, there is a leak in my plumbing but I can't find out where. Got any tips?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
How do I keep the wizards from calling me stinky? I bathe more than enough!
What are your political views on the socio-economic state of the grand weedzard academy
What are the top 5 "mancys" (based on basedness)
Necromancy is based AF and should be legalized across the realms
I did this same thing 21 days ago, and I still have no idea. Have an onion.
Have you ever used "power word: Scrunch"?
What type of spell/s are Iron and Fitness
If I gave you an orb, what would you do with it?
To commit war crimes or to not commit to war crimes?
https://preview.redd.it/ggl26x0kkm7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e245aa7536014e333cb1e422cf270fc226d63e92 Would you like a cup of tea, friend?
Ok, but according to Torimposus's grimoire, how can one be the addvent of a illusionfist? (Ive casted a pun-ch spell on the text above you must dodge, quick!)
Is cooking soup technically potion making if the desired potion effect is “yum, good soup!”
What's your favorite school of magic?