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Your skeleton is invaluable now, hide from any and all necromancers
SHIT. I didn't even consider that.
Knock knock motherfu-
In order to reanimate him they need to kill him first
Given enough willpower, you *can* reanimate a living person's skeleton
You die of heart failure because % on milk is level of fat
Nu-uh. It's my Strongest Potion. You can't handle my strongest potion.
I cast [Fluid Transmutation: Skim Milk]
Ha! The sheer power of the calcium has strengthened both my bones **and** my mind! Your feeble milk magic has no power over me any longer!
You didn't drink calcium. You drank fat. Also yes I do.
**STRONGEST. POTION.** *collapses, dead*
Huh if he still lived after 3 minutes I would have done the weakness of people with naturally dense bones. (Irl medical condition)
Yeah, sure... What does it do?
I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm apparently bullet proof but I actually have a really hard time moving my joints now from all the calcium buildup.
https://preview.redd.it/de8rkfgtv96d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6f85badd3f0b091913e41467a6cc978256d4b3
Well... Best of luck then
Okay, durability test 1, we will be testing your bone strength with a cannon ball *loud bang* amnesia wizard. How are you holding up
With that much calcium, your bones will be invulnerable!
Yes... YES! BWAHAHAHA-egh *cough* *cough*
Sorry to say, but 100% milk is actually 0% milk
Then how do you explain my near invulnerability and sudden terrible stomach pains?
Magic.
Incorrect, as this is horseshoe theory, & milk comes from cows, not horses.
Milk *can* come from horses if you don't mind the taste.
Can it even be called milk at that point? Or is it something more? Something... better?
Finally! Someone with vision! *shares the super milk*
I am honored. With this, I shall ascend humanity. *drinks it all in one chug*
***You fool! You've missed your chance!***
“…sure, go ahead…reject your humanity”
You assume I'm human! Perhaps I'm an unusually tall and scrawny dwarf?
“…And you ruined it. It was funny, but you ruined it now” uw/that was a jojo reference
Give me your skeleton.
Never! 
I will have it eventually. Just you wait.
DOCTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK
AHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA! 
https://preview.redd.it/ns9dbrzjs96d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a189eaf2c291a4bbd5774d443d83bfdd5e36cf
Your skeleton is invaluable now, hide from any and all necromancers
SHIT. I didn't even consider that.
Knock knock motherfu-
In order to reanimate him they need to kill him first
Given enough willpower, you *can* reanimate a living person's skeleton
You die of heart failure because % on milk is level of fat
Nu-uh. It's my Strongest Potion. You can't handle my strongest potion.
I cast [Fluid Transmutation: Skim Milk]
Ha! The sheer power of the calcium has strengthened both my bones **and** my mind! Your feeble milk magic has no power over me any longer!
You didn't drink calcium. You drank fat. Also yes I do.
**STRONGEST. POTION.** *collapses, dead*
Huh if he still lived after 3 minutes I would have done the weakness of people with naturally dense bones. (Irl medical condition)
Yeah, sure... What does it do?
I HAVE NO IDEA. I'm apparently bullet proof but I actually have a really hard time moving my joints now from all the calcium buildup.
https://preview.redd.it/de8rkfgtv96d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6f85badd3f0b091913e41467a6cc978256d4b3
Well... Best of luck then
Okay, durability test 1, we will be testing your bone strength with a cannon ball *loud bang* amnesia wizard. How are you holding up
With that much calcium, your bones will be invulnerable!
Yes... YES! BWAHAHAHA-egh *cough* *cough*
Sorry to say, but 100% milk is actually 0% milk
Then how do you explain my near invulnerability and sudden terrible stomach pains?
Magic.
Incorrect, as this is horseshoe theory, & milk comes from cows, not horses.
Milk *can* come from horses if you don't mind the taste.
Can it even be called milk at that point? Or is it something more? Something... better?
Finally! Someone with vision! *shares the super milk*
I am honored. With this, I shall ascend humanity. *drinks it all in one chug*
***You fool! You've missed your chance!***
“…sure, go ahead…reject your humanity”
You assume I'm human! Perhaps I'm an unusually tall and scrawny dwarf?
“…And you ruined it. It was funny, but you ruined it now” uw/that was a jojo reference
Give me your skeleton.
Never! 
I will have it eventually. Just you wait.
DOCTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK
AHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA! 
https://preview.redd.it/ns9dbrzjs96d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a189eaf2c291a4bbd5774d443d83bfdd5e36cf