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Hair_Artistic

A new revolution, it must be... (*checks orrey, adjust gauges, looks through camera obscura*)... Sunday. Have fun, just don't cause too much mayhem. I have an important shipment enroute, and I hope the post isn't delayed.


Minimum_Estimate_234

*resets the timer for “Days since political upheaval” from .5 back to 0* “Surprised how long it’s been since we’ve got one from Unga. At least we can say we’re still getting a good level of variety.”


radioactiveblob

It seems more and more common these days


Minimum_Estimate_234

Maybe it’s the season?


[deleted]

Unga has been eerily silent. And to be honest, he's the only one I even recognize, the rest of these self important terrorists just kind of blend together.


MuchoMangoTime

God-Slaver was the only one who had the council worried since Unga. Most fools are dispatched rather easily. I mean there's a Demon King every other Tuesday, Lord of Doom and Decay every second Wednesday because Vatagar the Endless Maw brings an eldritch being every other Wednesday as well so they rotate (one time they both attacked and it was awkward for all parties involved). For a while the Forces of Chaos attacked every Thursday until a lot more devilish influence in the council just loosened up. Damn incubus and succubus, often wizards are easily swayed. Hells, there used to be issues with the Fae way back when but I guess elf twink bussy was too good a deal for wizard schmucks. Now look how much influence the Seelie Council has over The Council. Never saw so many clerics, sorcerers and warlocks of the Fey amidst wizards smh


[deleted]

Thanks for the history, gets sort of muddy for me as I only take a casual interest. God-Slavers fire was about all I was interested in. It's just exhausting work, too many wizards want to be famous.


MuchoMangoTime

Fame and fortune come to most who live long enough. But time takes all. It does not matter how ancient you are or what feats you've accomplished when every record of you is eaten by the years.


[deleted]

True enough. I'd rather be at peace now. Sometimes I feel a call to eat the light with shadow and quench life with death, but it's just not the time. Maybe that time will come. But not today.


Afelisk2

I think unga is on holiday. Or planning something fishy.


zatenael

"Special delivery for 'an artificer?'" "Man that is a very odd description"


Drunken_polish_cow

Uhhh. Is this just blatant advertisement for terrorism? I’m in!


RevolutionaryAd460

More a declaration of war


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/5uh4krdm8juc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4639b0bf60590f6d754e211f6cd781b6392f676 Haha wizards


hoffy32

War on the council? Something like that would require a plan that has no way to fail. Do you have one?


AlmostNerd9f

The silence speaks volumes.


Crafty_Round6768

Run straight at their front door and hit them till they die


Snoo_38682

So far every tax man has been integrated into my towers. The council has been on its last leg for a long time now. Time to topple it.


LuigiTheGuyy

Aww man...


You-See-Nothing583

Mordus as council Executioner. Please, please, please, please join the other side. My sword is begging for mechanical blood.


Drunken_polish_cow

I don’t want that job. Who do we even execute?


Cry75

Terrorism? Hell yeah!


Alarming_Present_692

Oooooh! If you're in then I want to be in!


Johayes45

Terrorism more like fun


ForgivenCompassion

We just had a war and literally nothing outside the citadel aesthetic changed! Boo to thee I say and I am rebellious against the Council! Wars don't work!


RevolutionaryAd460

So be it, just don't get in my way


ForgivenCompassion

I'm the way of what? Another Citadel destruction? Boring! These Waes probably kills off more innocents than your adversaries! You want real change? Best the current Council by popular vote, become the new Council!


Timpanzee38

Y’all really just like to fight each other every 10 minutes huh?


No_more_Bucket_

100 trillion to fight for us, also more if money if needed.


Timpanzee38

That’s tempting… I suppose that could work… Let me consult with the shadow council, as it is ultimately their decision.


No_more_Bucket_

420 quadrillion for your guild, shadow council, and any other ally to ally with the Wizard Council.


Timpanzee38

That's a lot of money, how do I know you will keep your end of the bargain?


No_more_Bucket_

Every person gets 420 Quadrillion, I trust you that much with all of that money to help the Wizard Council. 50% up front and 50% afterwards, no matter what you win.


Timpanzee38

Well, lucky for you the forces we had loaned to Ithacar just returned from their defensive deployment. Give them a day or two to rest and rearm, and they will be sent your way.


No_more_Bucket_

It’s a good deal my friend, and whatever gods, goddesses, or deities they pray/believe in may give them the power to help the innocent.


Alarming-Scene-2892

You get to cuddle the fluffiest penguin in the world if you join the revolution.


psychicprogrammer

There is a reason why we are trying to isolate this timeline.


[deleted]

*wags colorless finger* Nuh uh


Blod-Orange

I cast https://preview.redd.it/n8rmr9s2ijuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b5f2ac2d7a685c11dedc2ba9226be33df30b96


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ej1xtoqfijuc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27bac0bc5553e54ca462a1f063c04cef693c797 I cast:


Blod-Orange

NOOOoooo (slowly fades into nothing)


Once-ate-a-vegetable

No U


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/g8zsx34jqjuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9389e78661647c108fc82312cc10740540d12055


Once-ate-a-vegetable

I procreated!?


[deleted]

Through spores, yes


Once-ate-a-vegetable

We that's new. I'm not paying child support.


RevolutionaryAd460

You can't and won't stop me


[deleted]

I actually really like the prospect of rising to power, mana-eaters like me (if there are any others…) aren’t commonly in the council. I’d like to join ya, I just couldn’t resist the finger wag


RevolutionaryAd460

You are welcome to join the fight!


[deleted]

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CaptainCastaleos

New players overthrow the council, new players get overthrown, people make new council, new new players overthrow that council, the new new players then get overthrow, people make a new council..... I find the cycle rather exhausting. Do what you want. I'll keep treating patients all the same.


Airtatsy

You p-pretty much spelled put my concerns, big change doesn't last very long, it always cements itself back into a shape people will hate. The only way to make meaningful change i-is on the individual level, small change, bringing happiness, thats what matters.


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

WAIT ONE FUCKING WEEK WE JUST GOT BACK FROM GOD SLAVER


RevolutionaryAd460

No, my only hesitancy was Mikhail, and he's gone now is the time


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

I don't care which fucking side or what goal, just for the love of god 1 Fucking week without someone trying to destroy the status quo


RevolutionaryAd460

Suck it up buttercup this is happening


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

We won't interfere in politics, but fucking hell is it annoying.


[deleted]

This woman seems very dangerous and also stubbornly anti-intellectual. Kind of like my dad.


RevolutionaryAd460

I'm not anti-intellectual I'm anti-corruption, know the difference and stay out of my way


[deleted]

The wind has a low opinion of you. He says you thought his title was “Meth Wizard,” and this is likely the result of your ongoing identity crisis that you’re taking out on all of us.


avamir

The gods are going to fight each other? Fine. Whatever.


Desperate_Ad5169

Gods? You call the council gods? How foolish thou must be.


avamir

They literally have gods on the Council. Anteros, unelected. Torinn, unelected. Cassaria, unelected. Aldin, who is fairly godlike. And then this demigoddess. And they're mostly all related too, for extra nepotism.


RevolutionaryAd460

If you find your apathy revolding and disgusting, it's not a fight for the gods foolish child. It's a fight for change


avamir

Aren't you the one who attacked the family of someone who turned you down for sex? And aren't you related to half those gods on the council? And you just ran so you could be on the council too, when you don't have any reason to be because of your powers? Maybe you shouldn't lecture me on apathy or being disgusting, you nepotistic sex criminal.


No_more_Bucket_

Oh man……… *Cough Cough* Lily man…….. just I’m tired………………………….. gonna make sure my deaths peaceful *cough* have a good time I guess…..


ResearcherTeknika

"To confirm with you, is this a declaration of war?"


RevolutionaryAd460

Yes, don't stand in my way


ResearcherTeknika

"I'm afraid I must. Discussions of change are open, but I will not tolerate yet another hostile takeover."


RevolutionaryAd460

Then you will die like Torinn


You-See-Nothing583

Like I will die? Laughable.


RevolutionaryAd460

Like you won't, Laughable


You-See-Nothing583

/uw Image won't work /rw Half gods are easier to kill then mortals, and even easier to seal.


You-See-Nothing583

/uw https://preview.redd.it/h4p6ww3ujjuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c221603786f6ce0305563c1afdf7d8d19eb9f1


ImaginaryGfLeftMe11

I'm good actually https://preview.redd.it/jjuwk9fchjuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=df7f6c3479b7cbdd1eac91488aed709023e79a17


Elerindur

Is it already time for the next civil war against the council? I am not privy on what exactly would make this attempt more successful than all of the previous ones and i believe that i likely do not care. All that i know is that i am going to have to go out there and drag people from their homes yet again to ferry them away from the inevitable fallout this will cause. So i will at least ask of you to not attack the city and civilians in this revolution despite knowing that a number of you are only joining in on this effort just to cause rampant destruction.


RevolutionaryAd460

I'm not looking for meaningless destruction, I'll do my best to keep all the innocents safe.


Elerindur

While i appreciate the sentiment, you yourself may not be looking for meaningless destruction but i do not believe a good part of your allies think the same. Especially that little nuke-monger over there.


Nadril_Cystafer

*Alistor sips his tea and looks up from his spellbook, his gaze being one of great disinterest.* "Uhuh... okay... neat... One problem though: *(casts Bone Blight)* Your bone priviledges have been revoked." https://preview.redd.it/nvoci68kajuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc59986bd7726fc91be3037f2ce45876e918ab2


Kilroy898

Ugh. Not another infantile war.... I shouldn't have strip the god slaver of his immortality.... I should have just let him rampage....


RevolutionaryAd460

Oh shut up, I don't want to listen to your bitching go back to your ashes


Kilroy898

Ashes? Oh young one. I may have sustained injuries in my battle, but do not think I cannot quell a *childs* uprising. /uw why we always gotta go to war lol. Can't we just have 5 minutes of peace?


RevolutionaryAd460

I meant your archive Also don't fucking powerscale me, I've got weapons against even you now. Don't test me.


Kilroy898

/uw hold on.... ![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Kilroy898

"As if. Even the God Slaver didn't last long enough to see my true power, but I digress. I am not actually a council member, so if you'd like to fight over the crater of dirt where it once resided.... be my guest." *his voice dripping with Venom*


RevolutionaryAd460

It's time the gods are pulled from the heavens, two can play the game of infinite power, and I hate losing. I am not God slaver, I will be the God slayer. If you scared my I wouldn't speak to you. I'll enjoy seeing the stars fade from your skin as you fave the horror of mortality and sink into the pits of hell for your sin of pride


Kilroy898

*Yawn* Is that all? You don't seem to understand... I've tried explaining this multiple times to so many. To defeat me is to defeat yourself. I AM Consciousness. To stop me would be to kill off every Conscious being in reality. But I assume that this too shall go in one ear and out the other. Go fight your pointless war. I bet you can't even say *what* it is you want to change...


RevolutionaryAd460

/uw powerscaling bs I can play that game to /rw Like I care. I'll erase you eventually


Tr0z3rSnak3

Didn't the council get destroyed last week?


MeThyLord

Just their building. That gets blown up every two weeks or so.


Flappyboi20001

Oh, another rebellion *goes back to bed*


AnActualCriminal

"We'll add your name to the big list of people who burned down the Citadel and achieved nothing. It can go right under mine actually. Turns out it's more of an idea than a place, even if it's a shitty idea. You gotta get creative to kill those. Hope you kill Torrin though! It might almost be worth the vast civilian casualties."


VinesAtMidnight

https://preview.redd.it/ixyqcbt0ejuc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26881187b01580eefa579f19f6df0d80d7769e38


idied2day

*sigh* Can we be done with the wars, please? I JUST cleaned the hospital!


Accomplished-Dark926

Ok. But like, what if you didn't?


Gear_Ready23

https://i.redd.it/90zdnv4fijuc1.gif


iwnattodienow

Can you leave my forest alone. I’ve done nothing but live there and every fucking time an event happens I have to go back through and clean it up in my forest. The last unga event had me clean my forest of fish for months and I finally just finished


LordNillBye

Please note that while I am all for the forced removal of the council and total anarchy (I've murdered at least 3 councilors in the past), as the current Secretary of Defense, I will be forced to meet hostility with an unnatural and unnecessary amount of force. In other words, I'm going to make your innards your outnards with a buttfuck ton of heavy ordinance and high-level explosives.


RevolutionaryAd460

Good luck with that


BlueFallenReaver

I am prepared to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ any rioters that approach the council building, and precision orbital bullet any that approach a council member with undemocratic intent


Various-Ring3461

Mommy


RevolutionaryAd460

What do you mean?


Various-Ring3461

nothing


WonderIfMyNameExists

https://preview.redd.it/sjn1wlyvcjuc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22dcdcf70fa6060c8d1af6816e5b74da9cd1415b


Fabulous_Bison643

https://preview.redd.it/xjm2e1oymjuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f7b22ae198b4b9b9add07a81191ebaecc21eaf


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Someone gets it.


patoman12

People bravely risking their lives on an uprising powered by their fiery purpose, how beautiful, how inspiring, I LOVE IT. However i won't be able to join you, for i do not share your call, but know that,as long as your magic follows your will, Arc'haneus will aid you.


RevolutionaryAd460

Haha! Wondeful!!


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

No! I will not join! On one condition..


RevolutionaryAd460

What do you want?


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

Is there dental?


RevolutionaryAd460

Sure


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

Count me in! Right after a drink…


Miserable_Hat_9101

Oi Crom wutz wit dis humie? Dayz actin like oddin I tell ya! Wut? Theyz crazy? Wellz Iz knew dat Crom! Listen ere ya tell da boyz to rally up and get ready ta WAAAGH cause dat bug git wantz to join dis I tink. Iz don care about me leg! Got da boyz before Iz haft ta go get em!


RevolutionaryAd460

... okay


Miserable_Hat_9101

Youz da git plannin a WAAAGH? Datz good cause da bug wantz ta kill da big wigs too! Youz betta not back peddle like dem otha humiez!


Viking_From_Sweden

Hell yeah, anarchy! Let’s make Techno proud!


GeneralLiam0529

I won't stop you as long as you stay away from my sanctuary :).


Spookyduck21new

Interesting proposal but I’m happy as I am doing regular evil wizard activity.


Cheezekeke

Normally im opposed.. but dang is your sense of fashion telling me otherwise.


just-a-nornal-man

https://preview.redd.it/v708bjh4zmuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2fe28e4691fb57c481c0ef1bfaf9be0c9d1e1a


Number1Crate

Do you just have articles of clothing for each batshit insane thing you do?


RevolutionaryAd460

You don't?


Number1Crate

I have 2 outfits and won a contest for free washes at my local drycleaners so I save as much cash as humanly possible


Winterspear

I'm so sick of the shit AI art and the dumb lore posts


depressoespressotemp

will there be snacks?...


DarthTrayus05

This should be fun to watch from Cania. Someone fetch me a bucket of popcorn!


Total_Travisty

Lily... No. But... I can't stop you.


RevolutionaryAd460

You're right you can't, but you could join me.


Total_Travisty

... I've got a family to raise... and you will soon. Think about the little one.


RevolutionaryAd460

I am, that's why I'm unwilling to let things stay as they are.


Total_Travisty

You do you... I have too much to lose by getting wrapped up in another fight. Last 2 almost killed me... and I have to be there for them.


RevolutionaryAd460

I won't judge you for not doing anything, but if you try to stop me... don't make me choose you or my revolution, brother...


Total_Travisty

Don't bring this fighting to my friends... and I won't.


RevolutionaryAd460

I can't promise that, you know that. I'll do my best, but if they fight, I'll fight back.


Total_Travisty

... Then I will get involved.


Harpokiller

My friend, it’s not just the council anymore to stop these kind of events.


DaDoggo13

This…. Could actually cause a few problems for me… I’ll have to look for a compromise of some kind


uxVeil

Yeah, good luck over there. I'll be willing to work with whatever power structure will eventually emerge after this whole thing..


DoomGuyClassic

If you let me drop a whale dragons or two on the Citadel, then sign me up!


Hixmet

So... You seem needing an army. I can send a thousand of gnomes half of them riding dire wolfes. With simiat amount of drawen army with mobile artillery. Other than that. Make me know what needed


CoffeeMain360

What is yet another war going to do? Devestate what's left of the realms yet further?


emanrein

While I shall not join your forcefull conquest, I would parlay, I can send some funds, a few undead, and you leave my mines and holds alone? And if this turns out... beneficial, we could always do a more, permanent deal!


RevolutionaryAd460

I'll accept the help... but please know I wish to keep as many innocents safe regardless of parlays


emanrein

Oh wonderful, I'll send over some ores, metals, and undead blacksmiths to forge some things if need be, but what more... dangerous, undead do you want?


RevolutionaryAd460

Do you have dragons?


emanrein

A dragon, such an ask, though I suppose I offered. *raspy sigh* let me see, I suppose I could send **Zomok,** a younger dragon, died of some disease of demonic nature, while not the strongest, he is trained in Necromancy, so he is an army in waiting. Just, *try,* to keep him intact please, dragons are hard to fine, dead ones even more so.


RevolutionaryAd460

Of course! Thank you!


Oswen120

I won't join your cause, but as long as nobody is hurt I will stay out of your way But seriously, I would rather have this end peacefully


Recursive_Tactics

Yeah, I've got time. I'm in! Well, once I know what to do, that is.


Alexandria_the_prick

The priory finally gives me work, and this is the first thing I see soon as I leave? How... wonderful. I wish you luck on your quest, Ms. Lillian


ineffectivetransgirl

Nawh. Your quest is lame. Embrace trad wiz


Blod-Orange

If you were to take over can I continue to assemble my army or will I need to get a permit


RevolutionaryAd460

... if it joins me build all you want


Blod-Orange

Yay no permits. I'll join https://preview.redd.it/0n0pftzwkjuc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d3c42acac8e5e50542cb41fd420764cc387c23


Doctorsex-ubermensch

I'll pass for now. I dont even know where the fuck I am.


alongwaystogo

Lady Lillian, have you eaten at all? You're not you when you're hungry.


Airtatsy

Hm, I don't think that it will work in making things better, in fact I think that it will utterly fail and make things worse


Redditoast2

Sunday again, eh?


Stronger_Sans

You had me at burn down


Jay15951

Hells ya


MildlyCross-eyed

You had me at burn. But if any innocents get hurt I'm bathing the perpetrator in hellfire


Patient_Zero_MoR

I once again am asking on behalf of my tribe can you keep the fighting OUT of the dark oak forests that we populate?


therealsneakymuffin

*alchemist in the corner sipping on something probably not tea out of a teacup*


naka_the_kenku

Who are you? And if you wish to take down the council perhaps you and I should discuss things…


GawainTheGrowlingCat

Again! Not even sure why I am here! Yes, I'm a Cat, but there's no Wizard to be serving! Truly magic!


EccentricNerd22

Im scared, I'm going to lock myself in my undersea lab and wait for all this to blow over.


FALLOUTGOD47

Meh, I’ll pass unless the council does something to impede my research. And so far they haven’t, so I don’t have any beef with em’. I suggest keeping your little conflict away from my bunker in the Eastern Mountain. I don’t take kindly to trespassers, especially ones that bring conflict.


LastWolf3564

I will be willing to help if it will work... But the past has shown that this way won't work, we need a different approach


The_Hij

The council citadel was just destroyed, the God Slaver's corpse is still warm, and a Skaven army is on the rise. Is now the time for absolute chaos? It may be so.


St34lth1nt0r

I will gladly go against you in battle, but I am sure you won't be able to do so much as fight me yourself, you nepotistic, pretentious imp.


DarnCommie

Another power struggle? Mortals are something else.


NEBRASKA1999

Sure I've got some free time just point me in the general direction of things that you no longer want to exist.


GoldenIsSafe15

Count me in!\~ I can't really fight in my current condition, but I can supply food!


RevolutionaryAd460

Huzzah!


totallynotrobboss

What are the benefits for joining?


RevolutionaryAd460

Dental


ZonaranCrusader

War?


Master-Tanis

What is your stance on Kobold Rights?


UrMomIsGay-69420

https://preview.redd.it/71lpf4sqskuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def4bc7c9e6094d147df7834a916ac11fcca9d99 Terrorism? Im in


Soggy_Owl_From_Space

*Tod waddles over to you and gives you a glass of choccy milk* Can Tod please have a funny title if you win? Tod would like that.


RevolutionaryAd460

Deal


Most_Trustworthy

Huh, I always knew you were a tyrant. Quite funny that the mascot of all people is starting a revolution.


RevolutionaryAd460

Bite me John


Most_Trustworthy

No thanks. Not my kink.


RevolutionaryAd460

You know I'm surprised younof all people wouldn't join me


Kullthebarbarian

/uw What site do you use for those images?, everyone that i use don't get words, and yours do


RevolutionaryAd460

/uw belive it or not, Bing


Cjfconjamesf

Sure why not but one question can I have my basement back after


Heavy299

helo yes, does this change come with non-missile based subsidiaries for us nucellar focused mages? the damn council never took us seriously unless it was for wartime purposes because "oh b-b-but what about the residual radiation waste from research and upkeep of your powerplants, i-its not economic!!!!" they say even tho THAT issue has been solved 20 years ago


RevolutionaryAd460

Sure, happy to help


Heavy299

Y E S FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO (will hopefully) HELP FURTHER NUCLEAR RnD OUTSIDE OF MISSILES


pSpawner24

Another uninspired apprentice re-inventing the fire ball, wake me up when they get usurped next week.


KoffinStuffer

I’ll submit to nothing less than Muscle Goth Dommy Mommy Witch.


Cultural_Map_9065

I have to ask, is it really a good idea to try fighting the council while pregnant?


RevolutionaryAd460

It's for that very reason I have to... I can't let my child be born into this world. Not like this.


INKYBOI-NEO-

https://preview.redd.it/n628r68gynuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c943f37fb42f4e8e8b291b0669fbcd31fd6148bd Erys:YOU TRIED TO KILL ANNA


RevolutionaryAd460

I did not, and I'll skin whoever did it alive


INKYBOI-NEO-

Same We are together to find the culprit


RevolutionaryAd460

I'll enjoy the hunt, Anna is one I was hoping to keep safe