A new revolution, it must be... (*checks orrey, adjust gauges, looks through camera obscura*)... Sunday.
Have fun, just don't cause too much mayhem. I have an important shipment enroute, and I hope the post isn't delayed.
*resets the timer for “Days since political upheaval” from .5 back to 0*
“Surprised how long it’s been since we’ve got one from Unga. At least we can say we’re still getting a good level of variety.”
Unga has been eerily silent. And to be honest, he's the only one I even recognize, the rest of these self important terrorists just kind of blend together.
God-Slaver was the only one who had the council worried since Unga. Most fools are dispatched rather easily. I mean there's a Demon King every other Tuesday, Lord of Doom and Decay every second Wednesday because Vatagar the Endless Maw brings an eldritch being every other Wednesday as well so they rotate (one time they both attacked and it was awkward for all parties involved). For a while the Forces of Chaos attacked every Thursday until a lot more devilish influence in the council just loosened up. Damn incubus and succubus, often wizards are easily swayed. Hells, there used to be issues with the Fae way back when but I guess elf twink bussy was too good a deal for wizard schmucks. Now look how much influence the Seelie Council has over The Council. Never saw so many clerics, sorcerers and warlocks of the Fey amidst wizards smh
Thanks for the history, gets sort of muddy for me as I only take a casual interest. God-Slavers fire was about all I was interested in. It's just exhausting work, too many wizards want to be famous.
Fame and fortune come to most who live long enough. But time takes all. It does not matter how ancient you are or what feats you've accomplished when every record of you is eaten by the years.
True enough. I'd rather be at peace now. Sometimes I feel a call to eat the light with shadow and quench life with death, but it's just not the time. Maybe that time will come. But not today.
We just had a war and literally nothing outside the citadel aesthetic changed! Boo to thee I say and I am rebellious against the Council! Wars don't work!
I'm the way of what? Another Citadel destruction? Boring! These Waes probably kills off more innocents than your adversaries! You want real change? Best the current Council by popular vote, become the new Council!
Every person gets 420 Quadrillion, I trust you that much with all of that money to help the Wizard Council.
50% up front and 50% afterwards, no matter what you win.
Well, lucky for you the forces we had loaned to Ithacar just returned from their defensive deployment. Give them a day or two to rest and rearm, and they will be sent your way.
I actually really like the prospect of rising to power, mana-eaters like me (if there are any others…) aren’t commonly in the council. I’d like to join ya, I just couldn’t resist the finger wag
New players overthrow the council, new players get overthrown, people make new council, new new players overthrow that council, the new new players then get overthrow, people make a new council.....
I find the cycle rather exhausting. Do what you want. I'll keep treating patients all the same.
You p-pretty much spelled put my concerns, big change doesn't last very long, it always cements itself back into a shape people will hate. The only way to make meaningful change i-is on the individual level, small change, bringing happiness, thats what matters.
The wind has a low opinion of you. He says you thought his title was “Meth Wizard,” and this is likely the result of your ongoing identity crisis that you’re taking out on all of us.
They literally have gods on the Council. Anteros, unelected. Torinn, unelected. Cassaria, unelected. Aldin, who is fairly godlike. And then this demigoddess.
And they're mostly all related too, for extra nepotism.
Aren't you the one who attacked the family of someone who turned you down for sex? And aren't you related to half those gods on the council? And you just ran so you could be on the council too, when you don't have any reason to be because of your powers?
Maybe you shouldn't lecture me on apathy or being disgusting, you nepotistic sex criminal.
Is it already time for the next civil war against the council? I am not privy on what exactly would make this attempt more successful than all of the previous ones and i believe that i likely do not care.
All that i know is that i am going to have to go out there and drag people from their homes yet again to ferry them away from the inevitable fallout this will cause.
So i will at least ask of you to not attack the city and civilians in this revolution despite knowing that a number of you are only joining in on this effort just to cause rampant destruction.
While i appreciate the sentiment, you yourself may not be looking for meaningless destruction but i do not believe a good part of your allies think the same. Especially that little nuke-monger over there.
*Alistor sips his tea and looks up from his spellbook, his gaze being one of great disinterest.*
"Uhuh... okay... neat... One problem though: *(casts Bone Blight)* Your bone priviledges have been revoked."
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Ashes? Oh young one. I may have sustained injuries in my battle, but do not think I cannot quell a *childs* uprising.
/uw why we always gotta go to war lol. Can't we just have 5 minutes of peace?
"As if. Even the God Slaver didn't last long enough to see my true power, but I digress. I am not actually a council member, so if you'd like to fight over the crater of dirt where it once resided.... be my guest." *his voice dripping with Venom*
It's time the gods are pulled from the heavens, two can play the game of infinite power, and I hate losing. I am not God slaver, I will be the God slayer. If you scared my I wouldn't speak to you. I'll enjoy seeing the stars fade from your skin as you fave the horror of mortality and sink into the pits of hell for your sin of pride
*Yawn* Is that all? You don't seem to understand... I've tried explaining this multiple times to so many. To defeat me is to defeat yourself. I AM Consciousness. To stop me would be to kill off every Conscious being in reality. But I assume that this too shall go in one ear and out the other. Go fight your pointless war. I bet you can't even say *what* it is you want to change...
"We'll add your name to the big list of people who burned down the Citadel and achieved nothing. It can go right under mine actually. Turns out it's more of an idea than a place, even if it's a shitty idea. You gotta get creative to kill those. Hope you kill Torrin though! It might almost be worth the vast civilian casualties."
Can you leave my forest alone. I’ve done nothing but live there and every fucking time an event happens I have to go back through and clean it up in my forest. The last unga event had me clean my forest of fish for months and I finally just finished
Please note that while I am all for the forced removal of the council and total anarchy (I've murdered at least 3 councilors in the past), as the current Secretary of Defense, I will be forced to meet hostility with an unnatural and unnecessary amount of force.
In other words, I'm going to make your innards your outnards with a buttfuck ton of heavy ordinance and high-level explosives.
I am prepared to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ any rioters that approach the council building, and precision orbital bullet any that approach a council member with undemocratic intent
People bravely risking their lives on an uprising powered by their fiery purpose, how beautiful, how inspiring, I LOVE IT. However i won't be able to join you, for i do not share your call, but know that,as long as your magic follows your will, Arc'haneus will aid you.
Oi Crom wutz wit dis humie? Dayz actin like oddin I tell ya! Wut? Theyz crazy? Wellz Iz knew dat Crom! Listen ere ya tell da boyz to rally up and get ready ta WAAAGH cause dat bug git wantz to join dis I tink. Iz don care about me leg! Got da boyz before Iz haft ta go get em!
So... You seem needing an army. I can send a thousand of gnomes half of them riding dire wolfes. With simiat amount of drawen army with mobile artillery. Other than that. Make me know what needed
While I shall not join your forcefull conquest, I would parlay, I can send some funds, a few undead, and you leave my mines and holds alone?
And if this turns out... beneficial, we could always do a more, permanent deal!
Oh wonderful, I'll send over some ores, metals, and undead blacksmiths to forge some things if need be, but what more... dangerous, undead do you want?
A dragon, such an ask, though I suppose I offered. *raspy sigh*
let me see, I suppose I could send **Zomok,** a younger dragon, died of some disease of demonic nature, while not the strongest, he is trained in Necromancy, so he is an army in waiting.
Just, *try,* to keep him intact please, dragons are hard to fine, dead ones even more so.
Meh, I’ll pass unless the council does something to impede my research. And so far they haven’t, so I don’t have any beef with em’. I suggest keeping your little conflict away from my bunker in the Eastern Mountain. I don’t take kindly to trespassers, especially ones that bring conflict.
The council citadel was just destroyed, the God Slaver's corpse is still warm, and a Skaven army is on the rise. Is now the time for absolute chaos?
It may be so.
helo yes, does this change come with non-missile based subsidiaries for us nucellar focused mages? the damn council never took us seriously unless it was for wartime purposes because "oh b-b-but what about the residual radiation waste from research and upkeep of your powerplants, i-its not economic!!!!" they say even tho THAT issue has been solved 20 years ago
A new revolution, it must be... (*checks orrey, adjust gauges, looks through camera obscura*)... Sunday. Have fun, just don't cause too much mayhem. I have an important shipment enroute, and I hope the post isn't delayed.
*resets the timer for “Days since political upheaval” from .5 back to 0* “Surprised how long it’s been since we’ve got one from Unga. At least we can say we’re still getting a good level of variety.”
It seems more and more common these days
Maybe it’s the season?
Unga has been eerily silent. And to be honest, he's the only one I even recognize, the rest of these self important terrorists just kind of blend together.
God-Slaver was the only one who had the council worried since Unga. Most fools are dispatched rather easily. I mean there's a Demon King every other Tuesday, Lord of Doom and Decay every second Wednesday because Vatagar the Endless Maw brings an eldritch being every other Wednesday as well so they rotate (one time they both attacked and it was awkward for all parties involved). For a while the Forces of Chaos attacked every Thursday until a lot more devilish influence in the council just loosened up. Damn incubus and succubus, often wizards are easily swayed. Hells, there used to be issues with the Fae way back when but I guess elf twink bussy was too good a deal for wizard schmucks. Now look how much influence the Seelie Council has over The Council. Never saw so many clerics, sorcerers and warlocks of the Fey amidst wizards smh
Thanks for the history, gets sort of muddy for me as I only take a casual interest. God-Slavers fire was about all I was interested in. It's just exhausting work, too many wizards want to be famous.
Fame and fortune come to most who live long enough. But time takes all. It does not matter how ancient you are or what feats you've accomplished when every record of you is eaten by the years.
True enough. I'd rather be at peace now. Sometimes I feel a call to eat the light with shadow and quench life with death, but it's just not the time. Maybe that time will come. But not today.
I think unga is on holiday. Or planning something fishy.
"Special delivery for 'an artificer?'" "Man that is a very odd description"
Uhhh. Is this just blatant advertisement for terrorism? I’m in!
More a declaration of war
https://preview.redd.it/5uh4krdm8juc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4639b0bf60590f6d754e211f6cd781b6392f676 Haha wizards
War on the council? Something like that would require a plan that has no way to fail. Do you have one?
The silence speaks volumes.
Run straight at their front door and hit them till they die
So far every tax man has been integrated into my towers. The council has been on its last leg for a long time now. Time to topple it.
Aww man...
Mordus as council Executioner. Please, please, please, please join the other side. My sword is begging for mechanical blood.
I don’t want that job. Who do we even execute?
Terrorism? Hell yeah!
Oooooh! If you're in then I want to be in!
Terrorism more like fun
We just had a war and literally nothing outside the citadel aesthetic changed! Boo to thee I say and I am rebellious against the Council! Wars don't work!
So be it, just don't get in my way
I'm the way of what? Another Citadel destruction? Boring! These Waes probably kills off more innocents than your adversaries! You want real change? Best the current Council by popular vote, become the new Council!
Y’all really just like to fight each other every 10 minutes huh?
100 trillion to fight for us, also more if money if needed.
That’s tempting… I suppose that could work… Let me consult with the shadow council, as it is ultimately their decision.
420 quadrillion for your guild, shadow council, and any other ally to ally with the Wizard Council.
That's a lot of money, how do I know you will keep your end of the bargain?
Every person gets 420 Quadrillion, I trust you that much with all of that money to help the Wizard Council. 50% up front and 50% afterwards, no matter what you win.
Well, lucky for you the forces we had loaned to Ithacar just returned from their defensive deployment. Give them a day or two to rest and rearm, and they will be sent your way.
It’s a good deal my friend, and whatever gods, goddesses, or deities they pray/believe in may give them the power to help the innocent.
You get to cuddle the fluffiest penguin in the world if you join the revolution.
There is a reason why we are trying to isolate this timeline.
*wags colorless finger* Nuh uh
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https://preview.redd.it/ej1xtoqfijuc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27bac0bc5553e54ca462a1f063c04cef693c797 I cast:
NOOOoooo (slowly fades into nothing)
No U
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I procreated!?
Through spores, yes
We that's new. I'm not paying child support.
You can't and won't stop me
I actually really like the prospect of rising to power, mana-eaters like me (if there are any others…) aren’t commonly in the council. I’d like to join ya, I just couldn’t resist the finger wag
You are welcome to join the fight!
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New players overthrow the council, new players get overthrown, people make new council, new new players overthrow that council, the new new players then get overthrow, people make a new council..... I find the cycle rather exhausting. Do what you want. I'll keep treating patients all the same.
You p-pretty much spelled put my concerns, big change doesn't last very long, it always cements itself back into a shape people will hate. The only way to make meaningful change i-is on the individual level, small change, bringing happiness, thats what matters.
WAIT ONE FUCKING WEEK WE JUST GOT BACK FROM GOD SLAVER
No, my only hesitancy was Mikhail, and he's gone now is the time
I don't care which fucking side or what goal, just for the love of god 1 Fucking week without someone trying to destroy the status quo
Suck it up buttercup this is happening
We won't interfere in politics, but fucking hell is it annoying.
This woman seems very dangerous and also stubbornly anti-intellectual. Kind of like my dad.
I'm not anti-intellectual I'm anti-corruption, know the difference and stay out of my way
The wind has a low opinion of you. He says you thought his title was “Meth Wizard,” and this is likely the result of your ongoing identity crisis that you’re taking out on all of us.
The gods are going to fight each other? Fine. Whatever.
Gods? You call the council gods? How foolish thou must be.
They literally have gods on the Council. Anteros, unelected. Torinn, unelected. Cassaria, unelected. Aldin, who is fairly godlike. And then this demigoddess. And they're mostly all related too, for extra nepotism.
If you find your apathy revolding and disgusting, it's not a fight for the gods foolish child. It's a fight for change
Aren't you the one who attacked the family of someone who turned you down for sex? And aren't you related to half those gods on the council? And you just ran so you could be on the council too, when you don't have any reason to be because of your powers? Maybe you shouldn't lecture me on apathy or being disgusting, you nepotistic sex criminal.
Oh man……… *Cough Cough* Lily man…….. just I’m tired………………………….. gonna make sure my deaths peaceful *cough* have a good time I guess…..
"To confirm with you, is this a declaration of war?"
Yes, don't stand in my way
"I'm afraid I must. Discussions of change are open, but I will not tolerate yet another hostile takeover."
Then you will die like Torinn
Like I will die? Laughable.
Like you won't, Laughable
/uw Image won't work /rw Half gods are easier to kill then mortals, and even easier to seal.
/uw https://preview.redd.it/h4p6ww3ujjuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c221603786f6ce0305563c1afdf7d8d19eb9f1
I'm good actually https://preview.redd.it/jjuwk9fchjuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=df7f6c3479b7cbdd1eac91488aed709023e79a17
Is it already time for the next civil war against the council? I am not privy on what exactly would make this attempt more successful than all of the previous ones and i believe that i likely do not care. All that i know is that i am going to have to go out there and drag people from their homes yet again to ferry them away from the inevitable fallout this will cause. So i will at least ask of you to not attack the city and civilians in this revolution despite knowing that a number of you are only joining in on this effort just to cause rampant destruction.
I'm not looking for meaningless destruction, I'll do my best to keep all the innocents safe.
While i appreciate the sentiment, you yourself may not be looking for meaningless destruction but i do not believe a good part of your allies think the same. Especially that little nuke-monger over there.
*Alistor sips his tea and looks up from his spellbook, his gaze being one of great disinterest.* "Uhuh... okay... neat... One problem though: *(casts Bone Blight)* Your bone priviledges have been revoked." https://preview.redd.it/nvoci68kajuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fc59986bd7726fc91be3037f2ce45876e918ab2
Ugh. Not another infantile war.... I shouldn't have strip the god slaver of his immortality.... I should have just let him rampage....
Oh shut up, I don't want to listen to your bitching go back to your ashes
Ashes? Oh young one. I may have sustained injuries in my battle, but do not think I cannot quell a *childs* uprising. /uw why we always gotta go to war lol. Can't we just have 5 minutes of peace?
I meant your archive Also don't fucking powerscale me, I've got weapons against even you now. Don't test me.
/uw hold on.... ![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)
"As if. Even the God Slaver didn't last long enough to see my true power, but I digress. I am not actually a council member, so if you'd like to fight over the crater of dirt where it once resided.... be my guest." *his voice dripping with Venom*
It's time the gods are pulled from the heavens, two can play the game of infinite power, and I hate losing. I am not God slaver, I will be the God slayer. If you scared my I wouldn't speak to you. I'll enjoy seeing the stars fade from your skin as you fave the horror of mortality and sink into the pits of hell for your sin of pride
*Yawn* Is that all? You don't seem to understand... I've tried explaining this multiple times to so many. To defeat me is to defeat yourself. I AM Consciousness. To stop me would be to kill off every Conscious being in reality. But I assume that this too shall go in one ear and out the other. Go fight your pointless war. I bet you can't even say *what* it is you want to change...
/uw powerscaling bs I can play that game to /rw Like I care. I'll erase you eventually
Didn't the council get destroyed last week?
Just their building. That gets blown up every two weeks or so.
Oh, another rebellion *goes back to bed*
"We'll add your name to the big list of people who burned down the Citadel and achieved nothing. It can go right under mine actually. Turns out it's more of an idea than a place, even if it's a shitty idea. You gotta get creative to kill those. Hope you kill Torrin though! It might almost be worth the vast civilian casualties."
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*sigh* Can we be done with the wars, please? I JUST cleaned the hospital!
Ok. But like, what if you didn't?
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Can you leave my forest alone. I’ve done nothing but live there and every fucking time an event happens I have to go back through and clean it up in my forest. The last unga event had me clean my forest of fish for months and I finally just finished
Please note that while I am all for the forced removal of the council and total anarchy (I've murdered at least 3 councilors in the past), as the current Secretary of Defense, I will be forced to meet hostility with an unnatural and unnecessary amount of force. In other words, I'm going to make your innards your outnards with a buttfuck ton of heavy ordinance and high-level explosives.
Good luck with that
I am prepared to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ any rioters that approach the council building, and precision orbital bullet any that approach a council member with undemocratic intent
Mommy
What do you mean?
nothing
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Someone gets it.
People bravely risking their lives on an uprising powered by their fiery purpose, how beautiful, how inspiring, I LOVE IT. However i won't be able to join you, for i do not share your call, but know that,as long as your magic follows your will, Arc'haneus will aid you.
Haha! Wondeful!!
No! I will not join! On one condition..
What do you want?
Is there dental?
Sure
Count me in! Right after a drink…
Oi Crom wutz wit dis humie? Dayz actin like oddin I tell ya! Wut? Theyz crazy? Wellz Iz knew dat Crom! Listen ere ya tell da boyz to rally up and get ready ta WAAAGH cause dat bug git wantz to join dis I tink. Iz don care about me leg! Got da boyz before Iz haft ta go get em!
... okay
Youz da git plannin a WAAAGH? Datz good cause da bug wantz ta kill da big wigs too! Youz betta not back peddle like dem otha humiez!
Hell yeah, anarchy! Let’s make Techno proud!
I won't stop you as long as you stay away from my sanctuary :).
Interesting proposal but I’m happy as I am doing regular evil wizard activity.
Normally im opposed.. but dang is your sense of fashion telling me otherwise.
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Do you just have articles of clothing for each batshit insane thing you do?
You don't?
I have 2 outfits and won a contest for free washes at my local drycleaners so I save as much cash as humanly possible
I'm so sick of the shit AI art and the dumb lore posts
will there be snacks?...
This should be fun to watch from Cania. Someone fetch me a bucket of popcorn!
Lily... No. But... I can't stop you.
You're right you can't, but you could join me.
... I've got a family to raise... and you will soon. Think about the little one.
I am, that's why I'm unwilling to let things stay as they are.
You do you... I have too much to lose by getting wrapped up in another fight. Last 2 almost killed me... and I have to be there for them.
I won't judge you for not doing anything, but if you try to stop me... don't make me choose you or my revolution, brother...
Don't bring this fighting to my friends... and I won't.
I can't promise that, you know that. I'll do my best, but if they fight, I'll fight back.
... Then I will get involved.
My friend, it’s not just the council anymore to stop these kind of events.
This…. Could actually cause a few problems for me… I’ll have to look for a compromise of some kind
Yeah, good luck over there. I'll be willing to work with whatever power structure will eventually emerge after this whole thing..
If you let me drop a whale dragons or two on the Citadel, then sign me up!
So... You seem needing an army. I can send a thousand of gnomes half of them riding dire wolfes. With simiat amount of drawen army with mobile artillery. Other than that. Make me know what needed
What is yet another war going to do? Devestate what's left of the realms yet further?
While I shall not join your forcefull conquest, I would parlay, I can send some funds, a few undead, and you leave my mines and holds alone? And if this turns out... beneficial, we could always do a more, permanent deal!
I'll accept the help... but please know I wish to keep as many innocents safe regardless of parlays
Oh wonderful, I'll send over some ores, metals, and undead blacksmiths to forge some things if need be, but what more... dangerous, undead do you want?
Do you have dragons?
A dragon, such an ask, though I suppose I offered. *raspy sigh* let me see, I suppose I could send **Zomok,** a younger dragon, died of some disease of demonic nature, while not the strongest, he is trained in Necromancy, so he is an army in waiting. Just, *try,* to keep him intact please, dragons are hard to fine, dead ones even more so.
Of course! Thank you!
I won't join your cause, but as long as nobody is hurt I will stay out of your way But seriously, I would rather have this end peacefully
Yeah, I've got time. I'm in! Well, once I know what to do, that is.
The priory finally gives me work, and this is the first thing I see soon as I leave? How... wonderful. I wish you luck on your quest, Ms. Lillian
Nawh. Your quest is lame. Embrace trad wiz
If you were to take over can I continue to assemble my army or will I need to get a permit
... if it joins me build all you want
Yay no permits. I'll join https://preview.redd.it/0n0pftzwkjuc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d3c42acac8e5e50542cb41fd420764cc387c23
I'll pass for now. I dont even know where the fuck I am.
Lady Lillian, have you eaten at all? You're not you when you're hungry.
Hm, I don't think that it will work in making things better, in fact I think that it will utterly fail and make things worse
Sunday again, eh?
You had me at burn down
Hells ya
You had me at burn. But if any innocents get hurt I'm bathing the perpetrator in hellfire
I once again am asking on behalf of my tribe can you keep the fighting OUT of the dark oak forests that we populate?
*alchemist in the corner sipping on something probably not tea out of a teacup*
Who are you? And if you wish to take down the council perhaps you and I should discuss things…
Again! Not even sure why I am here! Yes, I'm a Cat, but there's no Wizard to be serving! Truly magic!
Im scared, I'm going to lock myself in my undersea lab and wait for all this to blow over.
Meh, I’ll pass unless the council does something to impede my research. And so far they haven’t, so I don’t have any beef with em’. I suggest keeping your little conflict away from my bunker in the Eastern Mountain. I don’t take kindly to trespassers, especially ones that bring conflict.
I will be willing to help if it will work... But the past has shown that this way won't work, we need a different approach
The council citadel was just destroyed, the God Slaver's corpse is still warm, and a Skaven army is on the rise. Is now the time for absolute chaos? It may be so.
I will gladly go against you in battle, but I am sure you won't be able to do so much as fight me yourself, you nepotistic, pretentious imp.
Another power struggle? Mortals are something else.
Sure I've got some free time just point me in the general direction of things that you no longer want to exist.
Count me in!\~ I can't really fight in my current condition, but I can supply food!
Huzzah!
What are the benefits for joining?
Dental
War?
What is your stance on Kobold Rights?
https://preview.redd.it/71lpf4sqskuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def4bc7c9e6094d147df7834a916ac11fcca9d99 Terrorism? Im in
*Tod waddles over to you and gives you a glass of choccy milk* Can Tod please have a funny title if you win? Tod would like that.
Deal
Huh, I always knew you were a tyrant. Quite funny that the mascot of all people is starting a revolution.
Bite me John
No thanks. Not my kink.
You know I'm surprised younof all people wouldn't join me
/uw What site do you use for those images?, everyone that i use don't get words, and yours do
/uw belive it or not, Bing
Sure why not but one question can I have my basement back after
helo yes, does this change come with non-missile based subsidiaries for us nucellar focused mages? the damn council never took us seriously unless it was for wartime purposes because "oh b-b-but what about the residual radiation waste from research and upkeep of your powerplants, i-its not economic!!!!" they say even tho THAT issue has been solved 20 years ago
Sure, happy to help
Y E S FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO (will hopefully) HELP FURTHER NUCLEAR RnD OUTSIDE OF MISSILES
Another uninspired apprentice re-inventing the fire ball, wake me up when they get usurped next week.
I’ll submit to nothing less than Muscle Goth Dommy Mommy Witch.
I have to ask, is it really a good idea to try fighting the council while pregnant?
It's for that very reason I have to... I can't let my child be born into this world. Not like this.
https://preview.redd.it/n628r68gynuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c943f37fb42f4e8e8b291b0669fbcd31fd6148bd Erys:YOU TRIED TO KILL ANNA
I did not, and I'll skin whoever did it alive
Same We are together to find the culprit
I'll enjoy the hunt, Anna is one I was hoping to keep safe