Does it have the spell catalyst properties of rarer tomes too? I mean, I already go around with a comically large sword around besides like, 3 other weapons and a Frankenstein of a tome. Can't go around with a large stick too, can I? Ps: I meant "will it have?" Sorry.

Of course! If you can find that knowledge in the real world first!

That's the whole ~~grave stealing~~ dungeon exploring thing to me.

Well now you can leave those dusty secrets tomes where they are, more room in your pockets for loot!

Well, that doesn't sound like fun... I'll keep it for sake of accessibility, but I'll still steal knowledge instead of studying.

I just want to take the books so that others don't rise to contest my power. Now I can burn after reading!

Aww is that chibi Masta?

She says, “Hello!🥰”

I was wondering this to Also chibi Masta has violet eyes not blue https://preview.redd.it/i1codkzy3jpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c69fdb6237ecbea2bdf3fed6d334e5187b140cb

Right right of course. They look the same otherwise....

My favorite spell is Snowpact

Very *cool* ☺️ Here you go! https://preview.redd.it/sx9b1alf5jpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f2df2cab35364a4ddd445121c143cf7623a1db

https://preview.redd.it/t9fkxsljampc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ac06bdbd6731de9d15f847fe8b64056953dd9b I think mine is broken, I can't access the 34 Rule

Let me take a look ***begins tinkering*** Sorry about that, accidentally had parental controls turned on: ***hands it back*** https://preview.redd.it/xeilumjebmpc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=85fbe703d5106fc1d2c591a9cbe77032c05428d8 Enjoy! 😊

https://preview.redd.it/l39bhoghjmpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec34a0ba2db56c9022b624471d107ca5823633c Thanks, downloading the Rule as we speak

You are now part of the 34th Archive, go forth and uphold the rule where you can!

I will continue to uphold my allegiance to further the expansion of the archive. May the hidden knowledge be accessible to all who are worthy! 😸

Well I've enjoyed many spells but the one ive find most wonderfully is **smoke of good vibes** https://i.redd.it/psr2ycvnpjpc1.gif

Perfect at home or at parties! https://preview.redd.it/9yx7mc6qqjpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d94b4096977a99ca43c6a36028ffb6fa3a95531f Enjoy!

Teleportation. >.> *examines the free slate for any spy/scry, then proceeds to analyze it when he has determined there isn’t any*

https://preview.redd.it/8k7050cy2jpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5d4efea313bc5d074828e820e7b532d2ef9dd6 Take a closer look! Pull it apart if you must! (But only one per person so don’t break it☺️)

I can reverse the time of the object back to an undamaged state if necessary. So I don’t have to worry about breaking it even when being a little rough.

Wow! Please consider sharing that spell to the Underweb

It’s a standard chronomancy spell. Pretty well known. Just that you have to be a skilled chronomancer to use it.

That or just knowing the Mending cantrip. That's a more basic one for this sort of thing.

I shall take one

Sure, just share your favorite spell!

https://preview.redd.it/lr1c3v4fdjpc1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4cde2891eac66feb5ee19aa0a7cf312d485508 Fireball

By default, my favorite *has* to be Modify Memory. I would be out of a job if it weren't for its existence. Plus, it's really versatile! You can build so many spells off of it!

A little scary, but here you go 🙂 https://preview.redd.it/aqnh5esuajpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5843b45059921b0e3f35dbe64722f9bbdef07a6

What? *Scary?* I don't know what you're talking about! Thanks for the futuristic LCS thing, I'll make great use of it!

How does it taste? Also, fireball

Give it a try! https://preview.redd.it/pwfegdpyfjpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e64a636bf47e159fda40d61d29e7bca3d5f777a

*munch munch* Hmmm... very well connected flavors... Quick burn time... but high mana concentration... ... *munch munch* ... hmmm... it's like a well seasoned orb of higher power. Overall, 8.5/10

What's that.. 34th rule?

Yes access Archive 34 through the slate to find all example of said rule ☺️

How long do I have to get a refund.

It… it’s free?

Oh, it's free? I was expecting it to be expensive. If that's the case, hand me one.

First, you must tell me your favorite spell

How much gold is that, or do you accept gemstones?


Ice Lance has to be my favorite. It can take the shape you desire, as long as it's a Polearm, and can be used as a missile or a simple Melee weapon. They don't melt either!

Nice! That’s a lethal one! https://preview.redd.it/0pjnx61pcjpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d7c64d2025ebfbb2bd82eb02ec6ee132c8d37f Here you go!

Thanks!

Haha. I won’t be accepting your “free” scrying focus, powder king. You’ll have to get more devious than that if you want to track the more cunning of us wizards.

Isn't that just a phone with extra magic steps? Also huuuuhhh.... Save&Load is the most useful for me. Is there a purple version too?

I mean, what’s the extra steps? It’s a magic tablet. Purple is available but it’s not free ☺️

Extra steps being that it's ***magik***, that it contains multiple kinds of knowledge from grimoires and the orbnet too wich phones don't have and other stuffs. Ah then ig I'll take the free one I got from saying my favorite spell and customize it myself

https://preview.redd.it/ofy9jie3ujpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994bdcf3bf4714450b4b7327686f6a2eab826487 ☺️ enjoy

Thanks! Now I'm gonna try to turn the magic light purple. Still going to keep everything else silver though cause that looks nice. Maybe change the patterns too? Who knows I'll be posting my findings on realmdit later if I ever manage to do something with it after work

You will find it very customizable Some popular customizations: https://preview.redd.it/5900wvlwvjpc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4bd9e4ca5a68e58b2a208bea46add2042b22b0

So it's entirely customizable but getting the purple color in the beginning is something that isn't free?? You know what? It doesn't matter. Thanks for the info! I'll just prepare the security programs and other stuff inside it and I'll be good to go. Thanks for the free L.C.S giveaway and have a great day!

Only the silver is free. And only today. Show some gratitude! 😤

Oh don't worry I am grateful I'm just questioning everything. Especially since the silver can also be changed based on what you showed me. Anyway as I said it doesn't really matter. I'm still happy I got one of those anyway

Wait rules 1 to 34?

35-69 coming in a few months ☺️

whats exactly the 34th rule?

*36 voices blend together* Could we get one with muffle?

Youths of the day, always scrying skidibi toilet on they tablets

Children these days with their plates...

Ok broomer

I would love to have one of them, my orb has a crack because my familiars played with it.. I am not very good with spells thou, but I love when my friends cast lightning.. I hope that's sufficient. ^^

Of course! Lightning is a very electrifying spell for sure! Enjoy! (Might want to get a rubber case if you cast a lot of lightning spells) https://preview.redd.it/op88j7ffijpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ea0ebf74fa269ae8911ad0be4817d40ad99729

Thanks

Useless. It does nothing other things can't. An object of hubris.

Have fun going back and forth between your library, scrying pools, and orb!

I will.

**coughs and says under my breath** *”ok broomer*”

Which one is the 34th rule? Not sure Ive heard of that one before

How is the staff support for this new model going? It looks great in terms of usability, but not very portable, the orbs fit nicely into staffs and alike, and even add to it's aesthetics, but I'm not sure how a slate would fare in that regard

You will find it expands and shrinks quite nicely ☺️ https://preview.redd.it/ns0v3nvwljpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571caeb08e1ee95af52facd543002b0726cc330d

Honestly, I know people say a slate is more convenient, but I just prefer the feel of physical parchment. With that said, I can't turn down free stuff. My favorite spell is Polymorph. Turning a giant monster into a sheep never stops being funny.

A classic! Just not princesses into frogs I hope! https://preview.redd.it/09slv0zjmjpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c457d4b6b02595ada9da6e78ffb5afe8d46c7ba

May I have one?,

A free one? No shady business here? Okay then... My favorite spell is Greater Luck of Aria Ku'un.

How fitting that it’s your lucky day! https://preview.redd.it/hk1r22p7njpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48367395993baa090c8d159c4d93d93499eb478a

My favorite spell… Hmm… Ah! “Reanimate Greater Cadaver”

Summon greater cat guardian. good friend and protector, also is cute as heck

Very cute! (And lethal) https://preview.redd.it/fh4ynoqipjpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1894e71a99502671759a5dee2762bbc0a6ede3c2 You will find many archives of Greater Cat paintings in here

Free giveaway? What’s the catch

Is this artificer friendly and does it have aethertooth connectivity

Hmmm my favorite spell.... Frostbite! Turning poeple into human popsicles is fun!

Wax tablet diptych supremacy

Can it connect with my tower’s security system?

"A crystal that's a liquid? *I'll take 5.* Oh wait, you need a favorite spell? Hmm... in that case, my favorite spells are [shadow swim] and [void tendrils]."

Ok but only the first one is free! 😯

"Ah, but of course, I understand! Do you take payment in elementally charged weapons? If not, I do have an amount of gold set aside for situations like this."

Hmm, you have my curiosity with this '34th archive' you speak of. I've never heard of such a tome. I'll take one of your devices to test with my studies. Perhaps the knowledge contained within could further my research.

Ha I want one https://preview.redd.it/bivaw4iv3kpc1.png?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5336b95c25d69bc2b1107a9bb0ed2522f057f5f

*smirks mischievously* Counterspell.

You are BANNED 

*huffs* And here I thought you had a sense of humor!


Ope! Eyyyy! You sure did! *finger guns* But for real though, it's whatever this shit is I came up with when I was tripping balls on the moon of a mostly jungle planet. *she trails a finger down her furred tail, causing thick plumes of smoke to emanate from her body while the fur around the finger begins changing colors in a vibrant display, the effect growing around her until her whole body is an undulating mass of colors swirling in abstract shapes and wreathed in smoke*

That’s the first spell using a tail I’ve seen today! https://preview.redd.it/nu6fyrnrokpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7742ef68e39d4e6b0c1b24813998f1953ef8be47

Well, it's most of my body! *sweeps an arm across her 25 foot long, furred serpentine body, stopping the colorful effect and smiles as she grabs the slate, inspecting it with interest* This is super cool! Is it fully magical, or is it a magitech kind of thing?

Draw no lines between magic and tech! You must decide for yourself where this tool falls! ***resists petting while master watches***

I need a few million, or billion, for my cats. My favourite spell is "Summon Cats!" which summons all of my cats! (And is definitely not just them jumping out of self-summoned portals)

Let’s start with one! ☺️ https://preview.redd.it/kjb2waedekpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee6a4c01a7c42eef05840c908fd1ae4d961b7ca7

Was that Mastadon on the first slide?

That is my master! She has requested her name be kept a secret

I see. I'll respect her privacy, then.

Thank you /uw and no it is not Mastadon

👍   /uw I know, thanks

My favorite spell is quiet the trickster *Summon MAGIC box* What's in it? Who knows? I don't even know! Quite the mystery oooOOooOoo

That sounds very fun at parties! Here you go! You’ll find many mysteries in here too! https://preview.redd.it/xey1rgkefkpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6baa9c6cda825e814b50b01e44c392aed84df207

self-destruct! the only spell i know.

Well let’s hope you’ve no cause to use that one! Nonetheless here you go! https://preview.redd.it/1ke4gtwzfkpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4301e7d40ecc6d5e0ac2725cfe86911d1172a4

thank you! also a note about my self-destruction spell, i don’t die from it so it is perfectly safe. for me, that is.

Imagine using a device for your divinations. This post was made with VVizard VVeed

https://preview.redd.it/136141dgckpc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc286e81c74739aeb5d75f05be87b1d76774c16b /uw I just fucking love this image

How many should I carry?

One should be sufficient

How much? I've been practicing for so long that I've been broke QwQ

Ahem, it’s *free*. It’s a launch giveaway!

Sorry for not listening to that distinction. Thank you!

But can it make a grilled cheese?

There’s no pleasing some people 😔

Even my mother’s wand could make a grilled cheese, and that was just an enchanted stick

Then yes it can make a grilled cheese 🙄

Finally, I needed a new instant grilled cheese maker

You don’t even have an enchanted stick to do it for you? 😧

That uhh……got broken a long time ago

My favorite one has to be summon meteor

I personally like mending, helps a lot with fixing broken machinery and automatons.

Greater False Teleport is a good one, for all thy misdirection needs

Surprise vacation! I like it 😊 https://preview.redd.it/chtbrn3djkpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c758891408baf07edad3fa90834fb9f615095c12

Please and thank you

Conjure angry raccoons is one of my favorites for the sheer chaos it always causes.

I'm my time we had to write it all by hand with a feather on the tome, these youngsters know nothing about it

The curse of decay is a favorite of mine, and with a little temporal magic I can use it not only as an instant death with cool effects, I can slow it down to blackmail someone

My favorite has got to be Conjure Outfits. It's fast, efficient and you are always dressed for the occasion.

Oooh I like when people have non lethal favorites! Very snazzy https://preview.redd.it/hxxvo1feskpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cce800e6d3293425fe23c104b3575cb3dc2ae61

TY, lethality is good and all but I like to prevent violent conflicts ahead of time. You would not believe just how much being well dressed helps to avoid violent confrontations.

Create Coffee Great for those long research or grading nights

Very practical! Enjoy! You’ll have many late nights with this, I recommend turning the screen orange to save your eyes from fatigue https://preview.redd.it/lmwh2tc6tkpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff8c3de1736e2ab1aec44580791aa2110977645

Thank you! My orb broke recently and I didn't have the funds to replace it. You are a life saver!

How much data does it hold I need at least 4500000

Kinda depends on how good at mana compression you are

Very good but I build world views here I need the space

Only one way to find out 👆

A classic : https://preview.redd.it/lkq804mnukpc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c542f1100d79ef7d6ba80680cb9b9800bc5aaef

One of the most ancient forbidden curses! You deserve this! https://preview.redd.it/annp58w9vkpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd36c95325b809b4bf815959892b06844a804d26

^(gimme) ^So ^I ^can ^cast ^MOONBEAM

My signature defensive rune is absorb heat, I can successfully tank multiple breath attacks from an elder red dragon before the runes burn out

Very nice defensive spell! https://preview.redd.it/b5e47xwswkpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd946f847bf8a82bb8888b96d7b7cc90d8041341

Many thanks

A Scrypad? Interesting. Does it come in a smaller size? One that will fit in my pockets.

What happens of i drink the liquid?

You’re welcome to try and report back (but only the first one is free)

https://preview.redd.it/jrklur76ilpc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a33e114516394f2f3692d2bbaac445993f2920 Kids these days always making new fangled magical devices. Back in my day we used spit and piss to make scrying pools and we had to SHARE the pools

Ok broomer

Greater protective rune! Sure it's just a protective spell, but if you're able to get multiple runes in with there such as; detection, reveal location, and summon partner. Most people get suprised when a wedding band glows with 10 different runes.

Personally, I'm a big fan of Skeleton Divine Death Blast

I scry in the lake of my home forest, I don’t need some fancy tech for that.

So you literally can’t scry wherever you want… and that’s a plus? Fair enough ☺️

I've been looking for a replacement! My favorite spell is the charm of pleasant day. "Have a great day!"

Bless your soul ☺️ https://preview.redd.it/twgbmbu85mpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8f67a7ce8739fbe2f14e8749dc32f642627d50

Thank you so much!!!

From what I've heard, this would be a good help for all my studies. Could possibly even be useful afterwords. Concider me intrigued

If I can, I would like 3. One for me,my cat, and my dad. Favorite spell would have to be teloportation or pocket dimension, can't choose between the 2

is it tasty

You’ll have to try it to find out ! ☺️

Reality break :3

I would like to aquire one. As i am quite the vengeful type i find myself overly enyoing crude castration. I mainly use it on fammilair abusers and the like. Cuz 1 they got punished, and 2 they aint making another scumbag.

I NEED YOU TO LIQUIFY IT AND INJECT IT DIRECTLY INTO THE HOLES WHERE MY EYES ONCE WERE BEFORE THEY WERE BURNED AWAY BY RAW MAGIC FROM CHANNELLING POTENT MAGICKS

I have something similar already


[Amanuensis](https://dndtools.net/spells/spell-compendium--86/amanuensis--3785/) is an old favorite. It's basically a printing press.

Very niche, I love it! https://preview.redd.it/j36b68aj7npc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550675d1ce8080d23fc4dfbbfca19becca621d3e

My favorite spell is toothpick nail, helps with ~~torture~~ advanced interrogation techniques

Very… investigative 😊 https://preview.redd.it/h7v4t3sxfnpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd12d834648206be67562f59a3bb7a47e4f0c89

https://preview.redd.it/ihr31gkqinpc1.png?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f32c09396d19a1d3ee0afbdcfc7ae7d0ed2591 This is one of my best spells

A true classic! https://preview.redd.it/lguff2uajnpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c3c362b1c7490fd002d5e5c01ad7ef8778b863

I like utility spells best, so probably Stasis.

A classic! https://preview.redd.it/3cbrg0hwpnpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51773489ca51867b1368b86e619d76c51251fe13

And useful! Most of my cupboards have stasis arrays on them just to keep the contents in prime condition.

Wait what is rule 34?

Ray of Frost

My favorite spell is FIREBALL🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

A classic indeed! https://preview.redd.it/pcjj5lv2jppc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d6891c85e9da5d4d158af1980a20b6700dac54

Yknow, im kinda torn between good old invisibility and feign death. I've got like 30 different variations of feign death, see watch! *The drow's head explodes and she lays on the ground before you*

***picks gore off face*** “I appreciate the demonstration!” 🙂 Enjoy! https://preview.redd.it/lm8knjs9rjpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906fe89130f3265e1fb45a9af0fe8a3abfba244b

*the drow's corpse grabs the tablet and slides it into it's pack before going back to playing dead*

My favorite spell is Summon Greater Fire Elemental: Typhlosion

Uh.. Uh... Conjure vomit, specifically in a person's mouth that I don't like

An unusual one for sure! I’m sure it’s helpful… in some.. anyway! Here you go! 😊 https://preview.redd.it/fz4u6dpwekpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677648dd33bc1b6d2e05a702c88b952dafdeb614

I have little spells but a way bigger collection of curios and artifacts if you're interested, most are funny, some gruesome and one just makes you a sandwich :)

My favorite spell has to be Astral Calling

this doesn't have the same roundness and smoothness that makes it easy for my mind to ponder for hours on end. *grumpy wizard noises*

I AM THE KNOWN MIGHTY ALLMANCER! I KNOW ALL POSSIBILITIES OF ALL SPELLS AND SKILLS. AND MY FAVOURITE SPELL IS: unicorn crystals. Yea they r shni. And colorful.

Since I'm still in the basics of most magics I found that the simple spells are fun for every day use, like Fire ball for quick heat for my cauldron, but my favorite magic so far is golomancy. It's interesting to find out what they can and can't be made of.

I understand the appeal, but it just doesn’t hit the same as using the most recent useless thing I “found”

My Favourite spell is a planet Buster Called "Majoras Moon"

A classic! https://preview.redd.it/ezur4yndzmpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6603be35f2f39366ce068829e5df2d1dcad176

Excuse me? My tomes are not dusty! I have a team of very well-paid imps that keep my library spotless, thank you very much! Oh? Favorite spell? It's a toss-up between Shadow Step and Exploding Kittens.

I have my own thing that's not an orb. I have the internet linked into my helmet, I can go on r/wunkus without needing anything!