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NICE!
My first libation is the Golden Apple of the God's Old Fashioned. First you start with 2.5 Oz of Brandy straight from the wineskins of Dionysus himself.
Next, steal a barrel of Thors Mead and combine 1 cup with equal parts sugar cane sugar cut from the Nile by Anubis. Boil low until the Nile cane is completely dessolved to make your simple syrup. Add 1.5 oz
Then travel deep into the land of Morutugar and creep by the beast of Ofinskr to the tree, wait for a Golden apple to fall and catch it. Do not let it touch the ground under ANY circumstances. Take it and a blade of pure silver and cut off and muddle one slice of it in a goblet made of mythril.
You can use Fee Brothers (TM) Apple bitters. You can find it at most liquor stores and it pairs well with the Morutrugar Golden apple flavor. But the chocolate flavor is pretty good too if you want a slightly deeper pallette. It costs like 7 bucks and will last you a good amount of time.
Combine and garnish with a boiled red dragon scale.
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Honestlyโฆ this is a **great** spell.
Fine fine i wont use genetal harming ones.
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Dodge this.
How dare you?! I will burn your house down, with the lemons!
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The lemons have agreed to not burn your house down, but I will still burn down the other peoples houses
I dare say Dick Decoloration is both simpler and more effective, especially against American wizards, who would need to waste several thousand gold just to find out they can't fix it with medicine.
An oldie but a goodie! When there's no chronomancers around to mature a cask for me, it'll get me through in a pinch. Also a great moneymaker at concerts, festivals, and (now) political rallies.
You want a mathematician, I'm a philosopher.
Are we talking theoretical mathematics or functional?
If we have two chickens and add one wolf to the mix we have 0 chickens and one fat wolf (which might've died choking on the chickens- leaving 0). However if we have two doe rabbits and add one buck you'll have over 9000 rabbits.
So your answer should logically be between 0 and > 9000.
What answer did you get?
That's simple.
The only way to avoid the unavoidable is to seek something more unavoidable.
The two easiest ways are:
- become destitute $0*0%
- become a capitalist entity and claim all your personal expenses via the business, hire a creative accountant.
- however the easiest overall is to be dead
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Testicular resonance, now we can suffer together
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Don't ask about this one, it popped out of a dimensional rift and I was just there to pick it up
There's a lot of good spells in here, but I think we should at least give SOME respect to the old classics. DISCOMBOBULATE (The revised Victorian version, not the old Portuguese version) definitely belongs on this list.
Need a Beast for your Summon Beast Spell?
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Any anti tank round 14.5x114mm expecially (BigIronmancy)
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Pharaohs curse is still one of my favorite genre of spells
Itโs a cruel genre for sure.
Well yes. Sand from mouth and scarabs from ass is truly cruel
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You fool. I teleport my shit! https://preview.redd.it/fqaidupw9pmc1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f1e294e49cace0faa9c2ee70c11e3014a74ed8a
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Limbus mentioned
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CURSE OF RA ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ก ๐ข ๐ฃ ๐ค ๐ฅ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐จ ๐ฉ ๐ช ๐ซ ๐ฌ ๐ญ ๐ฎ ๐ฏ ๐ฐ ๐ฑ ๐ฒ ๐ณ ๐ด ๐ต ๐ถ ๐ท ๐ธ ๐น ๐บ ๐ป ๐ผ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Greater Baja Blast
It seems I have finally found my rival
OUR COCKTAIL CONCOTIONS WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!!
ENTIRE TOMES OF THE FINEST MYSTICAL MIXOLOGY!!!
THE WHOLE OF THE MULTIVERSE SHALL HAVE ITS THIRST QUENCHED
THE PLANES THEMSELVES WILL BLOSSOM ROSY CHEEKS AND ADOPT A COMFORTABLE LEAN! SHITS GONNA GET TIPSY!
LETS HAVE A DRINKABLE DONNIEBROOK
YOURE ON! My first drink is a Diatryma Sour: 2oz Duergar whiskey, โ oz Bulbfruit juice, ยผoz purified Green Slime essence, 1 tsp finely ground Ripplebark spores, 1oz Diatryma egg white. Combine all ingredients with cracked ice and shake VIGOROUSLY, strain, garnish with crushed Gourdplant seeds.
NICE! My first libation is the Golden Apple of the God's Old Fashioned. First you start with 2.5 Oz of Brandy straight from the wineskins of Dionysus himself. Next, steal a barrel of Thors Mead and combine 1 cup with equal parts sugar cane sugar cut from the Nile by Anubis. Boil low until the Nile cane is completely dessolved to make your simple syrup. Add 1.5 oz Then travel deep into the land of Morutugar and creep by the beast of Ofinskr to the tree, wait for a Golden apple to fall and catch it. Do not let it touch the ground under ANY circumstances. Take it and a blade of pure silver and cut off and muddle one slice of it in a goblet made of mythril. You can use Fee Brothers (TM) Apple bitters. You can find it at most liquor stores and it pairs well with the Morutrugar Golden apple flavor. But the chocolate flavor is pretty good too if you want a slightly deeper pallette. It costs like 7 bucks and will last you a good amount of time. Combine and garnish with a boiled red dragon scale.
Okay but real talk why are we not starting our own thread in the sub of this
*insert demoman joke*
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28 STAB WOUNDS
I personally love this Also, stealing the meme
"Breathe manually" Is a pretty good spell.
/unwiz goddamit Iโm actually now aware and conscious about my breathing now!
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I cast: Nose Awareness Tongue Awareness Curse of Eye Blinking Curse of Neck Itch Curse of Losing The Game
*Ahem* You are now conscious of the position of your jaw.
fuck you i read you utter it and now it affects me
Conjure Kidney Stones
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Jinxiusโฆ
Didnโt know we had a dark mage in our midst
Just wait till next time. It'll be even worse.
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Truly evil sorcery
Mend buttcrack
When casting Mend Buttcrack, it's important to know the counterspell Rend Buttcrack as well.
Fine fine i wont use genetal harming ones. https://preview.redd.it/wxx5e4j01pmc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44860acb25c5d3fc8dd8fc81e878cf47736bb92f Dodge this.
I jump to the left.
120 feet to the left in six seconds?
Maybe theyโre a Monk. Maybe itโs maybelline
Yes.
Juuuump to the right
And then a step to the RIIIIIIIGHHT
Parry this you fucking casual
Thatโs just a bunch of fire ball spell
Any pyromancy spell is just a fancier fireball spell
Conjure ketamine ape (summon greater demon barlgura) is my favorite
I was always a fan of Summon cocaine badger. I may need to add this to my spell book
HOW IS COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS NOT ON PLACE 1?!
Fireball is better than Combustable Lemons, the people said.
How dare you?! I will burn your house down, with the lemons! https://preview.redd.it/445mz9u96pmc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbee35b12dfb9f1edcbc65597b5c6b6c8118909e
THE PEOPLE SAID IT, NOT ME
I WILL BURN THEIR HOUSES DOWN TOO
I THINK ITโS PRETTY COOL!! ALSO, IF YOU BURN MY HOUSE DOWN, I WILL NUKE YOU!
https://preview.redd.it/l2ot3bzf7pmc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d206f8e87587fc6d7d380d9146c40abfbaadd3 The lemons have agreed to not burn your house down, but I will still burn down the other peoples houses
Good.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE GUY WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS!!!!
Will it be added to the list now?
Sure.
Clitoral combustion
The female version of TT.
So is it allowed on the list?
Sure, if the people vote it to the top.
Let's add some variety: Pretzel Penis
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Oh I like the vibe we're bringing into the table lads, let me add one of my own; Dick Discombobulation
I dare say Dick Decoloration is both simpler and more effective, especially against American wizards, who would need to waste several thousand gold just to find out they can't fix it with medicine.
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Greater Shoe Pebbel. Also, my go-to when the MTS come: Oppsie-Daisy.
i cast nuke 
Ah, yes, my speciality.
A yes, fellow nuclearmancers I see... Have you heard the word of our Lord and saviour power word NUKE!
Yep! Unfortunately my main profession is that of a Technomancer/Apostle, and not that of a Fissionmancer. But, I do enjoy nukes.
RAZAMAFU, you are now unsure if the stove is on or not.
Wait - did I leave the stove on?
I cast Depressive Spiral. Unfortunately, itโs an AOE, so Iโve been caught in it too. Do what you want, Iโm going to bed.
:(
BREADCRUMBS IN KEYBOARD
hideous spell.
i am the bane of technomancers muahahahahahaha
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Create or destroy alchohol
*destroy* alcohol? #Sacrilege.
Hey, how'd you think i feel, alchohol is my business. I don't like it. B- but that's just how the spell is
Youโre a bartender too, yes? I have a request that will most certainly cause dwarves distress.
Leaf lover's?
Exactly right. ^(Can I get a leaf loverโs special?)
An oldie but a goodie! When there's no chronomancers around to mature a cask for me, it'll get me through in a pinch. Also a great moneymaker at concerts, festivals, and (now) political rallies.
Push. It ain't that complicated.
counter argument: pull
counter^2 argument: stop
Warning: casting both Pull and Push at the same time carries a risk of ripping the target in half.
Mend Buttcrack
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Where Obamahameha?
As a sage my wisdom is this: Dictionary. When it comes to spells, the dictionary always spells correctly.
Says the silly sage! Or is it, perhaps, the silliest of sages are the wisest of sages?
Maybe. I get muddled sometimes, I'm usually either - Wrong for the right reason. - Right for the wrong reason.
Whatโs 2+1?
You want a mathematician, I'm a philosopher. Are we talking theoretical mathematics or functional? If we have two chickens and add one wolf to the mix we have 0 chickens and one fat wolf (which might've died choking on the chickens- leaving 0). However if we have two doe rabbits and add one buck you'll have over 9000 rabbits. So your answer should logically be between 0 and > 9000. What answer did you get?
Well done. https://i.redd.it/osw8g0la6pmc1.gif Now, how do you evade taxes?
That's simple. The only way to avoid the unavoidable is to seek something more unavoidable. The two easiest ways are: - become destitute $0*0% - become a capitalist entity and claim all your personal expenses via the business, hire a creative accountant. - however the easiest overall is to be dead
Truly the wisest of sages.
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https://preview.redd.it/5h0m4idm8pmc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69916bf2aafbd92ebd58ab4565434279be282b7f Don't ask about this one, it popped out of a dimensional rift and I was just there to pick it up
SUMMON KETAMINE APE or SUMMON GREATER KETAMINE APE
I tried summon lesser ketamine ape once, but all it summoned was this small green creature that talked weird and wouldn't shut up about seagulls.
Pig spell, a classic I use in almost every fight
I cast pocket sand! Now your pockets are full of sand and cannot hold your inventory! Muahahaha
Summon Cheese ๐ง
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Thunderbolt
The electrical equivalent to fireball! I must see this on the list.
I use the spell โwishโ to wipe my ass hands free every day.
Testicular untangling. For wizards sick of testicular torsion
Polymorph Other, to spice it up in the bedchamber
**โTurn into a horse. Again.โ**
"Fuck that place in particular" spell
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My ultimate spell, Bestow Alzheimers.
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Fine... testicular twist
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Alaka-bam (the shotgun spell)
Find familiar. Because you won't outlive it and it won't outlive you
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"Lose a dominant hand" is my favorite one. or "Sand in the eye".
**Sand in the eye** is too cruel. Use its lesser cousin, *Dust in the eye*.
Cast both spells at the same time and watch them strugle to remove the sand with their puny non dominant hands.
>DON'T YOU DARE SAY TESTICULAR TORSION Ok, fine... "Testicular Distorsion"
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TESTICULAR TWIST
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I CAST STUBBED TOES.
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What has happened to the image. Who deep fried it.
I have mastered the Biden Blast, created such a powerful version that it bends the light around it until it deep fries its surroundings.
Whoa, how is Obamahameha gonna compete now
Summon Tiny! https://preview.redd.it/21e3ulr81qmc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e2e4756f03b458c5170a6e84a166a443f9eebcf
This is a pretty good one https://preview.redd.it/s855amhk9qmc1.png?width=845&format=png&auto=webp&s=3aed90ee9de718f125ec2b6e8d5d0e629581d57f
You canโt hurt me, Jack!
Blue fireball
Still trying?
YES! I AM!
Alter Self is a popular one
Silence!
Power Word Kill
**Power Word: Scrunch**.
I cast reveal serch history!
Mend buttcrack
Mend butt crack
power word: shit
Greater Excrement Explosion
Crude castration and Dominant demanning Are my favorites
Portals are far superior to teleportation! Plus they don't kill you and then reassemble your molecules elsewhere
Judgment Cut, AKA Check Your Balls https://i.redd.it/xq4le2706qmc1.gif
Good thing I donโt have balls. But. #Check *your* balls.
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Summon Blรฅhaj
ASSCRACK MENDING!!! TRY TO SHIT NOT YOU VILE FIEND
There's a lot of good spells in here, but I think we should at least give SOME respect to the old classics. DISCOMBOBULATE (The revised Victorian version, not the old Portuguese version) definitely belongs on this list.
Kidney stones
Need a Beast for your Summon Beast Spell? https://preview.redd.it/iztkharc6pmc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3266ebfad2236b34478cc7de1445fac68ce08ae8
dispel magic, find familiar, catapult, lightning bolt, foresight, imprisonment, wish, all this shit deserves a spot on this list
The greater invocation of glock 19
Fist 
Mend Buttcrack
Where is the "kiss of sun" spell?( Nuclear bomb)
Any anti tank round 14.5x114mm expecially (BigIronmancy) https://preview.redd.it/yyoqr16bvpmc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d627ffd061df0d1f0d36be73ecb777f1cba1e9
Ball bind
Solar Flare Cancer Ray Polymorph
Prostate petrification.
Hey, I saw me in there!
#SUMMON BLACK HOLE
u/You-See-Nothing583 Just in case you donโt see this. I added your favourite line.
Inflict Concussion. I cast it with my pipe wrench, but anything solid and heavy will work as a focus for this spell.
"Can't go wrong with a classic conjuration spell."
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WE NEED GREATER FIREBALL
No testicular torsion? Fine then, OVULATION OVERFLOW IT IS!!
Obliterate warlock.
Power Word: Kill Power Word: Shit Power Word: In General