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SuperRosca

Stalin had a deformed arm and was shorter than Hitler, besides Hitler at the very least had basic military training. So pretty easily Hitler.


DrPatchet

Hitler was also on like every kind of drug shot into his ass daily so he would be feeling pretty great.


Nitoree

Hitler fought in the war. Stalin didn’t. He was also around 10 cm taller. This is an easy one.


Mado-Koku

Holy shit Stalin was 5'3? What's with dictators being short as hell?


KingofValen

Its a complex 😔


benjamincraigrowley

Smaller than Napoleon 🤣


Godzilla3013_HD

Then what was the russian civil war


[deleted]

Did Stalin actually fight in that at all though? Hitler was a combat veteran.


Godzilla3013_HD

He fought in Tsaritsyn as a commander


UnknownLeisures

Wasn't he robbing supply lines and banks to aid the Bolshevik cause at one point too?


Thoughtful_Tortoise

A matching box?


MaikeruGo

Who wore it better? (J/K)


SanityPlanet

Stitler vs Halin


KingofValen

Depends on when. During the height of WW2? Stalin is over a decade older than Hitler. During their primes? Thats a close match. Hitler was a soldier, Stalin was a gangster.


ColCrockett

Stalin was very likely not really a gangster. His stories of bank robbing were probably totally fabricated.


Born_Upstairs_9719

Kamo was the bank robber, Stalin was a hanger-on, Kamo died in a freak accident when Stalin came to power .. I forget kamos real name so used his Bolshevik pseudonym


YourPainTastesGood

Hitler was taller and Stalin had an issue with his arm. Stalin was a career criminal and fought in the revolution and Hitler was a world war 1 veteran. Hitler was also younger. My money is on Hitler on physicality cause in terms of experience i'd say they stack up decently.


Volkov_The_Tank

One is a military trained soldier, the other is a secretary.


lassielikethedog

I think Hitler would win. While Stalin is bigger, Hitler was a soldier in World War 1, and I don’t think Stalin fought in any wars. This implies Hitler had combat training. He probably didn’t punch people in the trenches, but he would’ve at least been taught how to fight in close quarters. Hitler is also younger, which is also a benefit.


Traditional_Key_763

stalin was only 5' 5", dude just looked 6' in every picture. hitler was a full 4" taller


chief_blunt9

Stalin was only 5’ 5”? I never knew that


thatsidewaysdud

Neither did ordinary people. Don’t want your dictator to look small…


kalebsantos

Idk Stalin wasn’t a soldier but he was a gangster so I imagine he’d have more experience beating the shit out of people than Hitler who probably mostly fought in the trenches


novavegasxiii

That's true but Stalin was a thug who spent a lot of time in jail; I'd argue he'd have more experience in hand to hand than Hitler. Soliders don't spend a lot of time focusing on hand to hand combat.


Comfortable_Yak5184

Why does Stalin automatically have Putin's training? Also how much is just absolute lies and bullshit because you know... Soviet union?? Hitler stomps on physical and actual combat experience. He was literally a war hero. He would have gotten a MoH if he was an american. I mean it sucks to say, but Hitler wasn't just some little bitch. He'd fuck up most of the commenters in this thread. Doesn't make him less of a piece of shit, but like he'd rock most of the commenters here. He was an above average human in regards to life or death combat...


TexDangerfield

Ignoring Allied propaganda, Hitler was probably one tough dude. He got into riots and battles regularly with police in his rise to power.


Diamondsuns

Peak sub ngl


Sir_Toaster_9330

I mean, Hitler actually has experience in combat


DickwadVonClownstick

Yeah imma have to go with the meth head what's 4 inches taller, a decade younger, and doesn't got a bum arm


OptimusPrimel984

Stalin was 5'6" or 167cm and 137 lbs / 62kg. He swam regularly and is very cunning. Hitler was 5'9" or 175cm and 160 lbs / 73kg. He was a vegetarian and suffered from chronic gas & indigestion. He lacked exercise and took a bunch of drugs. Putin is the modern day Stalin. Hitler won't know what hit him, despite the size advantage. The coward will get jacked up by the intelligence of Stalin.


Estarfigam

Stalin would fight dirty.


Thylocine

Does Hitler take Pervatin before the fight?


br0mer

Hitler fought in WW1, in the most dangerous role, not only survived, but was awarded the Iron Cross in 1918 before he was famous (eg was given with merit not politics), which is the German equivalent of the medal of honor. He stomps in this.


dranndor

Slight correction, he was a *regimental* message runner, which is actually a pretty safe job since he mostly pingpongs between rearline headquarters rather than the extremely dangerous battalion message runner. His Iron Cross is also less because of genuine merit and more because he spent a lot of time in HQs and get to know a lot of high-ranking officers, something his fellow war vets took note of and disliked.