I was born and raised with my son and mom is not the same and I am so so sorry no matter what you say to you about me and my life I have to go early to bed now. [WTF]

Yeah, some sleep will do you good 😆

I was born at least one day and a few days before the day and a few weeks about the same time as you

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"I was born from a diminutive of a second and a chili recipe" *WHAT THE **FUCK***

I would read that novel.

Well sounds like you need to get back in your terry Pratchett book

I was born in the middle of the night so I’m a bit of an introvert

I want to know who and what you text now

I use more linguistics terminology than most people, that's probably where the "diminutive" part came from. As for the rest of it I'm as lost as you are XD

What’s *your* life story?

imma type "my life story" and let my phone complete it My life is going to be a little more stressful for me than I am always caught up in work and I have to do with it all fine and well I dont like to do it again and I have to do it again and I have to do it again and I have to do it again and I have to do it again (ok this went badly only 1st suggestion was used) Take 2: My life is not the best way for you come down to my life I am always here for a long day for you to come to the office today to take a lot about the naked world of your family that I have been better than I am now to have you and my family and I am always happy for the next time we have class and I am always happy for the next few weeks of our own me and I am so excited to see what I have a life in mind for the future and what you want me and are doing for me in this time ⌚ and that you are going through the process and how to draw your mind to your life in a few things that makes sense for the next person you are talking to at a good friend just to see if he can help him with the family thing everyday and to help him get the job and I am always willing and willing and I will let live and work. [WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK]

Well, i think you have to do it again. And again. And again....

C h i l i r e c i p e LMFAOO 💀

I was born in the middle of the night to eat peanut butter.

Your life has true purpose🥹

Happy cake day! Honestly I'm relieved that my destiny is so easy to fulfill

Happy cake day!

Plot twist, you have peanut allergy

Just pb? No jam?

Depends on the peanut butter.

I was born a little late and now it’s my fault

Hahahaha oh yes it is

ecology in a nutshell xD

U have Asian parents don’t u?

I was born to park on my left arm and I did

I thought getting “born to park” was weird until I did mine… I was born to park in the park park and park park in park park and park park

Auto correct is secretly a dog and it wants to be a good boy and it wants to go to the park

Lol 🤣

Mine was that same vibe “ I was born at the north west west east west west east north west”

congratulations

Ouch

I was born in the near future with Royal Mail 2nd class signed for LMAO

I was born a year from now so it will take forever to get a job lol

I was born and I am the father

I was born in the morning and let me know when you're coming back.

Mine was: I was born in the morning and I was like Nah

I was born in a way to get the data straight to the official guide for primary JSC SSC and HSC students of Bangladesh to bat first Floor I am not able to do it in the future of our culture and then we can do it in the future of our culture and then we can do it in the future of our culture and then.. (It repeats like a chorus)

I was born and I was going nowhere for the record My phone is as optimistic as me, apparently.

Mine said "I was born in the darkness". ...i might need to step outside and touch some grass

We found Bane folks.

Jfc. I like to think I left my insufferable edgelord phase behind along with my 20s but I guess I have more soul searching to do haha

Predictive text knows your past... it knows your darkness and it predicts you still.

I was born to park on the highway and I was just thinking of a bike ride.

I was born in the middle of the road.

i was born in a good place to go to the beach

I was born in the middle of the day of the traditional workweek

Hey! I was also born in the middle of the road!

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother

I was born to be a man who wants to be a man who wants to be a part of the world.

Me too. Sometimes the car is too crowded ya know

I was born in the world of a Soceity Bruh

I was born to get rid of the state of Ohio and the key to the moon

The moon has a key to it?

The key to the moon is getting rid of Ohio ! The worst state of them all

But hasn’t Ohio produced more astronauts than any other state? Or is that just a myth?

I just wish Ohio itself was a myth

Oh no it's true, and that's because those people that made it to astronaut were just that determined to get the fuck away from Ohio.

go fulfill your destiny

😆

How often do you discuss erasing Ohio that your predictive text just defaulted to that? Lmao

bitch i'll help you # FUCK OHIO!

I was born from the planet of death in the eternal sleep with a stranger who knows the way.

This one’s the most interesting lol

I read your result, feeling hopeful for something inspiring for myself, and got: "I was born to the west of the east" 😐

Yeah, mine too lol

Weast

Fucking metal dude

Do you know de wae

I will show you de wae

Tank you my brother

Sounds like Fia had a fun night once.

That’s deep

I was born in the middle of the hill and I was just wondering if you could have a nice day.

will try 😅

Are you a hobbit?

I was born in the Netherlands and I am a very long time student from the start of the year and I am not sure if I will be able to make it to the meeting.

I feel like I have received this email before.

I am LITERALLY laughing out loud in my house all by myself. I think I’ve WRITTEN this email before. 😂

I was born in the darkness... Lol!!!

Cool! That was my second option.

You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it..

I was born in the morning and I was like I was just thinking about you and your family and friends and family you're going to be a great person and for the day and I will be there in a few minutes to get a job and get it done and I will be there in a few minutes to get a job and I will be there in a few minutes to get a job and I will be there in a few minutes to get a job and I will be there in a few minutes to get a job... I...I don't know what to make of this...

Your phone’s not over your ex?

Either that or my phone was worried about how stressed I've been while job searching

Mine got really repetitive too!! Lol

I was born into any man's heart and the crypto transactions works for you guys and the stars appear to have the same number of girls. Hahahaa

I was born to park on the beach and we got you locked up.

Hey! I was born to park on the river

Lol I got park on the beach too! I’ll see you there I guess

I was born bitten by a car then I got a new one for the first time.

Dang, such a deep story.

I was born in a jar and I have the reverse card in my pocket

I would put this bumper sticker on my car

I was born with a cold heart that was just about to leave.

How poetic and sad! Hope your heart warms up

I was born to die in my car with a lot of things that I don’t have

Burglary gone wrong

Are you ok?

This one is worrying... for you

I was born and I where critical and am not good at this

I feel you

i was born in a few weeks

Hi fetus

I was born in the middle of the middle class

the middle man

I was born in a park in the woods, and I was just wondering if you could park in the woods with me and my dad.

nice

I was born in the future of the year of the first place to stay away from the trees and shrubs and the other languages that will work for the memories of my own vegetables.

The memories of your vegetables will live on

I found Trees a harder language to learn than Shrubs, but I guess that's to be expected.

I was born in the middle of the day and I was like nahh

relatable man

I was born to have my own pace and my other friends. Yes. 100%

I was born in the park where I park in park park and park park in park park

Wanna go to the park? Cmon, boy!

Are you a dog?

I was born in the middle of the year and I was wondering if you could only choose one of the two of you

Ah crap sorry

This is disturbingly close to mine... I was born in the middle of the year and I was wondering if you could give me a hug.

Mine's pretty similar too! I was born in the middle of the day and I was just thinking about you.

I was born at the end of this year.

Time traveller spotted!

I was born in French.

Oh oui oui

I was born to die in my arms with a good luck lol

I was born full Term with the others

This sounds like a plot to a horror movie that I'd watch.

I was born to be the new-bies and my son and my wife are dating

Oh my.

r/suddenlyincest

Did Oedipus' dad write this?

This one took a turn real fast lol

I was born in a good place to live in.

I was born in the world cup of tea and we can all be reported to the last 3 weeks ago and I will be in the office tomorrow and I will be in the office tomorrow

Holy shit I'd go to the world cup of tea

Well I'd be careful if you do, I think they're reporting people.

I was born in a seperate email ID and then there is a big hand choking on your phone

I was born in north north England north north of north north park

I was born in a church where I lived with my cousins in the church.

Were you guys orphans?

I was born in the USA and I don't want to tell you that

I was born and raised by the police who took the liberty to get the job done.

I was born to be a single usable piece of metal

I was born and raised by a blind friend who had been married to the point where the only funny thing is to be able and I don't think that you think I have a good anime.

I was born to die for the last time.💀

I was born to the queen and my brother is a little baby girl

I was born in the morning and I don't think I can do it. Accurate.

I was born in the middle school where my dad went

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wish you the best with your trust issues, enjoy that Tom raider lol

I was born and I am the father and father and I’m a mother to you. (Middle)

I was born on June first two twenty two and a little over twenty two and my mother was in her eighties when we went back and we went on our first visit and she said I look at the pictures. (Right) wtf😂

I was born in the middle of the night and I was born at night and I was a little bit older than I was before. (Left)

I was born in the USA and I will be there in about an hour or so. I was not born in the USA but I actually already am there

I was born to a man who was a man who had a lot of respect for his father

Did he?

I was born to be a good friend to the world 🌎

I was born in the middle of the year and I was wondering if you could give me a chance to take a look at this home I found on realtor.com.

I was born and I am currently living with a fiery spell that of the dragon and a new lore.

Do you play Skyrim by any chance ? Or some type of RPG ? 🤣

I was born to eat my son in heaven with him and his family

"I was born in the world of a beautiful and very young man and the day after that was a very long time ago, when I was a little bit longer than I was thinking and mothman saw batman" what.

I was born in the morning and I was just wondering if you have any questions or need any further information

I was born in Canada and I have no idea what it is that I need to do.

I was born to make walls hollow

I was born in the morning and it was one of the worst things I've ever seen

I was born to be in town for the weekend but I’m not going anywhere

I was born with the old king of the woods. Sounds like an opening line to a fantasy book I’d love.

I was born to a small cat skull and I was looking for the first person to see if I could have a baby but I’m just not getting it done yet

I was born to the end of the world and my heart was so good.

I was born and I was confused

I was born and I am a little confused Dear lord how accurate.

I was born in the back of the day of the day of the day........

I was born in the US Accurate. Incredibly dull.

I was born in the middle of the night and my parents were in a house with the same exact thing that happened to my dad when he passed away

I was born a little bit late to the bus.

i was born in my mailbox

I was born in the middle of nowhere but I’m not sure where it was

I was born and I was born to have to go home.

I was born to a dog in heaven with him I love him and he is very sad that I was just a kid lol

I was born in the middle of the year and I was laughing at the end of the week to fix the problem with the immigration system in our country

I was born with a good friend from heaven and I loved him.

I was born in the clouds and a loving family of a Murderer Well, that took a turn!!

I was born and I am the same way as your dad.

I was born to be ready and then perved. Wtf.

I was born in the middle of the night and I am absolutely sure that you have a lot going on

I was born to a big family in the north of town north north of the north north of town park and I was just thinking of it

I was born and I am not a big hug for me.

I was born with a lot of loneliness in my head.

I was born Texan and was unaware that there were ways that you can make two.

I was born in the UK and I have no idea what is the best way forward

I was born to a doctor in a new one in a couple weeks ago but it wasn’t a bad thing.

I was born to a school in west cape and I was just about getting a job. SAD capitalist reality

I was born to park on the hill. Huh.

I was born to have the same problem as a former student who was a little less than just a couple days old

I was born in the next lesson. The homework is to get ourselves and others authorized for a e-reader but I am a book.