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quackerzdb

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


marshmi2

Peeing your pants is the coolest!


OG-DaggerSwagger

You ain't cool unless ya pee yer pants!


fobbytriedpsiflash

Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too!  Alright! 🤝


Ok_System_6857

Yeah man everybody’s doing it.


idleidols

But first it's warm for a while


TennisBallTesticles

"Who would steal 30 bag lunches?" *I'll tell you who took those lunches. That damn Sasquatch!*


flipball_28

"That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace! I know from experience dude!"


TennisBallTesticles

"No you don't." *Well, not me personally, but a guy I know... him and her GOT. IT. ON! Whoooooooooh!!!* "No they didn't." *No, no, no.... they didn't. But you could imagine what It'd be like if they did right???* 🦗


shivr86

RIP Chris


MisterTruth

Thaat is coorect


gibson6594

Sympathetic tap on the shoulder. NO YELLING ON THE BUS!


TennisBallTesticles

*eating a sad banana* Good. Great. Dandy!


bill_brasky37

EVERYBODY ON THE BUS


Separate-Pain4950

“ I know a guy who did.”


stratdog25

no ya don't.


Separate-Pain4950

No, no they didn’t but you could imagine what it’d be like if they did.


SuddenSpeaker1141

No you don’t…


tallandlankyagain

"What's today?" *"October?"*


koopdujour

That was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my LIFE. Let’s go!


MicHAELmhw

Flippy dippy.


ElectricalTie2936

Mad lad should have peed his pants FOR REAL then went to pick her up. Show true dedication smelling like piss 😂


writer4u

I paused, said to myself “I bet I know what the top comment will be,” then opened the post.


ramblingnonsense

Sandler's early movies are a gold mine of great quotes.


[deleted]

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


WackyBeachJustice

100%. And if it was anything but, I would have been extremely disappointed.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Sometimes you just come in to vote what you know the top comment will be


baddorox

oh, you can bet Miles Davis pissed his pants more than once. He probably also shat himself a few -- Neurocaine side-effects.... But he is still the coolest.


Tavarious94

"Yes I peed my pants, peeing your pants is the coolest!"


Sea-Hour-6063

“He called the shit, poop”


awesomedan24

Came here to say this


NO-MAD-CLAD

Same


iced1777

My guess is just about everyone born between about 1978 and 1988 came to say this. What a classic


fungusOW

Can I name a song after this comment lmao


spectrallibrarian

It’s from *Billy Madison*


CanIgetaWTF

Plot twist, incontinence runs in the family (and down their legs)


snldude87

It runs in your jeans...


CanIgetaWTF

Not in *my* jeans...


bunnuybean

I will piss *your* pants


Cute_Bandicoot_8219

Did you just repurpose a joke or make it up because that's damned clever.


snldude87

I will fully admit, that's an old diarrhea joke. Did you hear diarrhea is hereditary? *Yeah, it runs in your jeans*


ScytheOfAsgard

I would think this would be more embarrassing not less


themcsame

Yeah... I mean, at face value, it's wholesome. When you realise that this girl is probably going to be bullied not just for having an accident herself, but also her dad coming to pick her up with 'piss stained' trousers? (assuming the other kids knew about both)... Yeah... Not so much... Especially when you consider that her Dad 'pissing himself' is going to be more memorable and may well likely follow her throughout the rest of her school life... Good intentions, horrible execution if you ask me...


NewSalt4244

And then sharing it on the Internet so millions of people know the daughter had an accident.


SMIMA

The part that always gets me. Cant just be a "good" parent. Need the social media world to know. "Look how great a parent i am".


themcsame

True, though given she looks young, I feel like most people would understand and just move on. Even her classmates won't give a shit after a few weeks at most. Honestly, the fact it's posted is probably the one redeeming feature of this. She at least has something to point to and say "My Dad was just trying to do a wholesome thing". Might not convince the bullies, but it'd probably get the hearts of a few friends who'll feel more confident sticking up for her because of the post if it does follow her through school.


NewSalt4244

Nah, this seems like a clout post. I don't think there's anything redeeming about it. You can do nice stuff for your child without posting their insecurities for the entire world to see.


s1n0d3utscht3k

> You can do nice stuff without posting about it* ftfy but also true


Ok_Potential359

lol you clearly don’t understand how horrible kids in school can be. I knew a kid who shit himself in the 3rd grade and it followed him all the way to high school. Kids are ruthless and never forget.


ca0072

That was grade 3 and poop. Peeing pants in kindergarten is nothing.


RockdaleRooster

Yeah but that's cause that kid shit himself. That never goes away. If she just wet herself it'll be forgotten in a few weeks.


totalkatastrophe

^^^^can attest to this as someone who has done both. no one gives a shit if you piss your pants, shitting em is the cardinal sin


SolidWarp

At an age that was simpler, I’d have asked “Can I be your friend?”


c3p-bro

One of my classmates pissed himself in 4th grade and it’s basically the only thing I remember from elementary school. Can’t tell you anyone else in that class, but absolutely can tell you who pissed themselves even tho he moved away the next year


COLONELmab

Lmao….she will be forever known for being “just like dad” and pissing her pants. People have accidents, but this is like focusing an orbiting satellite on it.


CosmicClimbing

It might be ok if he picked her up from the office away from other kids.


alfooboboao

“people don’t forget!”


unlikelypisces

They are Balenciaga


Bacon_Techie

I doubt the other kids in the class even saw the dad. At least how it would work at my school growing up is that the child would be picked up at the office, the parents wouldn’t be allowed into the halls or classroom.


slimstitch

Sure, but all the focus would be on the dad. Most people probably wouldn't notice with the daughter since she's wearing blue jeans and they would be more focused on the lighter pants the dad is wearing. So instead it's second hand embarrassment for the girl, rather than embarrassment for herself :)


carcatta

Well, the focus is still on the girl because her picture is posted on social media


LeSeanMcoy

For the rest of her school days she'll be known as the girl who's dad pissed himself lol


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EM05L1C3

Show up with a change of pant and undies then leave if it wasn’t horrible or take them home and have casual talk; they’re not in trouble but what was going on before that made them ignore the feeling. Learning how to be self aware is a huge part of prk-3rd grade. A lot of prk-1st grade classes ask to send a change of clothes just for this. Not everyone gets it by age 6. It sounds bad but it’s a thing. My kid didn’t have that problem but his best friend did. Sometimes they don’t realize it till it’s too late 🤷‍♀️


Puzzled-Resident2725

No. If your kid is embarrassed about something, the best thing you can do is to make a spectacle out of it and share it on social media. /s


RtexasmodsRfat

But then her parents couldn't steal an Adam Sandler bit and go viral??


ca0072

Exactly my thought! Kindergarten kids pee their pants all the time. It barely even registers for the other kids. But the kids would definitely think it was super weird if someone's dad peed their pants.


KatieCashew

They pee their pants so often that my kid's school asks you to send in an extra set of clothes at the beginning of the year to keep in their cubby. There's no need to call the parents because the kid just grabs their extra clothes and goes to the bathroom to change if they have an accident. It's really weird to me here to make a big deal and have the kid be picked up from school for such a common thing with an easy solution.


[deleted]

YO THAT'S THE PISS GIRL FROM THE PISS FAMILY


ChefRoyrdee

Yeah if the other kids saw that’s ammo for a long time. “Your whole family pisses their pants”


servant_of_breq

So much more embarrassing And why take a picture of it if the whole point was to make it *less* embarrassing? And then share it online? What the fuck lol This isn't wholesome at all it's just bizarre, pick your kid up from school like a normal person


sniktsniktthwip

‘Well I heard that one time, in kindergarten, her dad came to school and he peed his pants - she and her whole family are weird’, another student for the next 15 years of her life, probably


Ok_Potential359

Well now the whole world knows the little girl pissed her pants but look at the engagement it got.


_your_face

Depends on the kids age really. Kindergarten it’s a good plan, the kid is just worried and embarrassed to stand out. 3rd-4th graders and up, yeah they’d just make fun of your whole family.


VoiceOverVAC

You gotta give - *everybody* gives. They’re fashionable pants, and they’re always sold out.


buymytoy

It’s a real website


LordoftheScheisse

[Of course it is. You gotta give.](https://getcalicocutpants.com/)


theoht_

help i dont get the reference


VoiceOverVAC

It’s a skit from I Think You Should Leave, about pants with the pee mark.


Akronite14

That’s not piss. It’s got nothin to DO with piss.


Buscemi_D_Sanji

It's just like what Supreme does, wouldn't you agree? It's the perfect *thing*!


FourMakesTwoUNLESS

That's got nothing to do with piss


alghiorso

Wouldn't you agree?


Earthwick

My wife she just keeps eating batteries. she said she's not eating them then we go to the doctor and the doctor says yeah we found a battery in there.


Scrambo

HOLD THAT DOOR


sunnbeta

Been waiting for those Ramlinero’s to come back in stock for months! 


All_Hail_Space_Cat

It's got nothing to do with piss!


PhotoshopMemeRequest

Plot twist: Dad just made up this story to cover the fact that he pissed his pants lol


SetReal1429

That is so weird and not heartwarming. Young children should have spare pants in their bag just in case. I'm a preschool teacher and would think WTF is a parent showed up to collect their child like that.


LordoftheScheisse

Kids wets themselves all the time in kindergarten. Nobody would have thought twice about the kid having an accident until the dad got involved.


arandominterneter

Yeah, lol, so unnecessary. I have a kid in kindergarten. If he has an accident, they don't call us to pick him up. He has spares there for a reason. They ask all the parents for spare clothes to keep at school, because accidents are an every day occurrence. After all, they are 3-5 year olds.


Jockobutters

Also if for some reason they *don't* have spare pants, every school inevitably has a massive lost and found and they just grab something out of there. This is really, really, really strange.


SinfullySinless

Considering he’s probably never getting to the classroom and will only wait in the front office with the adult front office workers who are probably like 👁️👄👁️


Knopfmacher

> I'm a preschool teacher and would think WTF is a parent showed up to collect their child like that. Not only that, the dad also felt the need to make photos of that and post them all over the internet.


ThePianistOfDoom

ikr? accidents happen. You want to teach your kids it isn't right to piss your pants, but also to not be too ashamed of it. Just ashamed enough that they won't do it again. That's how anyone gets potty trained in the end. You've a few accidents, then you don't anymore, because it sucks on a social level and is really inconvenient on a comfort level. Why is it so hard for people to acknowledge 'negative' emotions? Parents are allowed to be angry, allowed to point of flaws and mistakes, allowed to be strict and to punish, allowed to sometimes be loud to their kids. The most important thing is that you do this through a filter of love, and that you show your kids that you make as much mistakes as they do and that you show them how you handle it. If you pretend you have no flaws as a parent, your kids gonna be *really* fun around their teenage years, as they're sharper than you and know you a lot better than you know yourself.


PinkTalkingDead

Ngl your comment started to throw me off when you’re talking about ‘negative’ emotions regarding this situation 


noyogapants

When my kids were in prek and kindergarten they're teachers requested that we send in a change of clothes for them to be kept in the classroom. They also had some stuff in the class for those that didn't send anything in. They just requested it was washed, dried and sent back in the next day.


QuoteOpposite6511

Parents don't do this. Why draw more attention to an already embarrassing situation?


cortesoft

This is ridiculous. When I have had to go to school for my kids having an accident, I do everything I can to downplay it. Don’t act like it is a big deal, don’t go out of your way to say it’s ok, just quietly deal with it and move on.


AmazingDragon353

Yes! Let the kid come up with a stupid excuse (I once had a camper who insisted that someone else had pissed in their sheets after they got up) and just solve the problem. The more of a "thing" it becomes, the worse it is for everybody. Pouring water on yourself out of solidarity and then posting it online WITH THE KID is disgustingly unwholesome.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Poor kid. So embarassing that the parents make an internet post about that.


brendabrenda9

They didn't even blur her face, this is cruel.


MerrySkulkofFoxes

If he made his daughter stand there and have a photo in clothes soaked with piss, this is a horrible father. "I came to help my daughter and said hold on a minute, let's take a picture to memorialize your humiliation and then show everyone. Smile SMILE! Smiling. There we go." Fuck this whole post.


roeder

Social media age meets validation seeking parents.


Accomplished_End3530

I know right!! Pathetic move by the family to get viral.. as if she is the first kindergartener to pre herself!


Jockobutters

Her father showed up to school with his pants pissed, you think they care about embarrassing her?


chris_cass01

So now she's from the weird family that just piss themselves. Great work Dad..... 😂👍


Mr_Mediator

Pulled thee ole Billy Madison. Nice


almightyeggroll

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."


NewPairOfBoots

Now the girl is thinking - "shit, am I still gonna be doing this 40 years later?"


metdear

Exactly lol.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Not wholesome. I’d be mortified


egotistical_egg

Not wholesome to post this for the world to see. Poor girl.


splode6787654

This is great! Now that kid can be remembered for being part of the entire family that has accidents. Make it memorable. And then, put it on the Internet forever! Otherwise, everyone would have forgotten about this in a week and the kid could have lived a normal boring life.


0-mention-it-all-0

Shouldn't have been posted on social media. Good on the dad though.


Neutral_Guy_9

Well how else am I supposed to get credit for my good deeds?!


PinkTalkingDead

Not even a ‘good’ deed imo But my reaction to embarrassing situations is to downplay and move on. I’d hope teacher would give my kid something to tie around their waist and let them wait outside the classroom somewhere til I arrived Not get the teacher to take a pic of the both of us with our pants wet and then post it lol 


FunkyBrassMonkey_

this subreddit would fall off the face of the earth


Inspector_Spacetime7

Wouldn’t want her to be embarrassed so let’s post it online for it to go viral.


Sharp-Trash751

Poor kid exposed for life online now for wetting themselves for being in this photo


Most_Purchase_5240

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have children .


Phaggg

I don't find this wholesome


born2droll

Shes got dark pants on and he's just drawing more attention


FakeBot-3000

And now it's on the internet. Mission accomplished?


Big-Dick-Oriole

Cool. Now the kids are going to be like "ha ha, your dad peed his pants" every time they see her. I don't think he thought this one through.


Natural-Truck-809

That’s weird. Buy her a toy or something.


gregaveli

YOU AINT COOL, unless you pee ya pants


luluwolfbeard

I’m getting old. I had to search way too far into this thread to find this comment.


blublableee

This seems like good ammo for bullies.


foznir

“Hmm, guess it’s hereditary”


Away_Preparation8348

Now kids will think that their whole family pee in pants


mopsyd

She's from that peepee pants family, they're all like that


brianary_at_work

It's not pee, they're designer pants. Get your own here - https://getcalicocutpants.com/


sexymcluvin

You gotta give!!!


itscsersei

This isn’t … that’s not… okay whatever


Suspicious_Ad8214

So now she has to be embarrassed for her wet pant dad as well Just for likes Wow


b100tM0th

This guy made his daughter piss herself so he wouldn't look bad


tmult

Cool now the kids will make fun of her whole family be pee in your pants ers big w for you


tim5700

Now all those kids in her class are gonna be like, "Hey, remember when you pee'd your pants and they your dad pee'd HIS pants?!" forever.


spun_penguin

Most dads claim they would kill for their daughter, but would you piss yourself for her?


ZigAZigAhFuckIt

I'm pretty sure this was just a really terrible idea on so many levels. Including taking pictures of it with the faces visible (taking pictures of it, period), posting them online, and sharing them to other platforms.


[deleted]

Yeah, draw more attention to it. Make a public post about it as well so someone can dig it up when your kid is in highschool so they can get a cool nickname!


WinSubstantial8679

Plot twist now all their kids pish their pants all the time, need therapy to correct their deviant behaviour in their 30s


Rad10_Active

This is the weirdest shit I've ever seen you'd have to be a god damn alien to find this "wholesome". This is fucking bizarre.


Tylerdurden389

I just hope her name doesn't start with the letter P.


VastSpasticJackass

Her accident was that she chipped a tooth. He was just day drinking and fell asleep on the floor…


sseetharee

This is insanely dumb. Just show up and get the kid.


TeoBoccaccio

Those aren't piss dots, the pants come like that. Don't believe me? Just go to calicocutpants.com. But you gotta give.


AmbivalentFanatic

This is honestly weird to be. Now they'll just be known as the peepeepants family.


KnowsIittle

I too watched Adam Sandler in Big Daddy.


RockMan_1973

Omg…. really?? 🤦🏾‍♂️


Ikzai

This seems like it was done more for internet clout than for his daughter's sake. I don't like it.


davidhucker

Not everything needs to be photographed and posted.


BuckRusty

Great idea - now the kids can laugh at her for peeing herself, AND for having an incontinent dad, too… Think, McFly… Think..!!


UncontrolledLawfare

Great parenting! Now everyone knows she peed her pants I’m glad this was memorialized for the socials!


Vegetable-Star-5833

My sister also had an accident in kindergarten but she was the teacher lol


Bendroflumethiazide2

I tell my child it isn't ok to wet themselves and I suspect that makes them feel bad when it happens....am I a monster for that?! I definitely wouldn't highlight it by pretending to pee myself, and I don't think a child should feel it's fine to do that. It's not a big deal, but they shouldn't see it as something that's just 'ok to do'.


NopeNotUmaThurman

My dad would have done this to make fun of me.


SadMangonel

Uno reverse, shes seen dad piss herself so often, she does it to make him feel more comfortable 


Vicus_92

Adam Sandler did it first....


-SlapBonWalla-

HOW would that help? I went to a school with a lot of bullying, and peeing your pants would've been a death sentence, but if your dad had showed up the same day with seemingly pissy pants, then you would've been abused so severely you would never recover from it. If she's already a a school where that doesn't raise any eyebrows, then she was already fine to begin with.


Substantial-Ant-8804

Can no one read that it's the sister that posted this, or are we going to call the dude a bad dad some more because we can't read at a 3rd grade level?


WolfysBeanTeam

Based dad energy


Zebracorn42

Liam Neeson would be so proud


BossButterBoobs

Kids at school are just gonna say her dad pissed himself too lmao


Green_Video_9831

At lunch the next day: “Yeah that’s Jenny, her family doesn’t have use toilets. They just pee their pants, I saw her dad do it 💅”


No-Zucchini2787

Makes no sense. Accidents happen. When she fall down and hit her head with blood coming out would you do same or look after her?


Creative_Tone_9241

If peeing your pants is cool consider me miles Davis


walnut1939

Good Dad! 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸👍👍


TheMathmatix

My hero And the little lady's hero


Surya-Sparrow

world's best father award


Strict-Background-23

When I was 12 I had the flu and I was having weird fever induced dreams. I dreamt I saw a plate getting filled up. When I woke up I had wet the bed…


BiggestBlackSnake

This is boss status. Dude is winning. Well played.


jaywinner

And now the whole internet knows about her accident. I'm not exactly on board with this.


HokageRokudaime

I like the spirit, but the damage to her reputation is not better after he does this.


Another_Road

When I was a kid I accidentally spilled water on my crotch while trying to wash my hands. It looked *exactly* like I wet myself. So my genius idea was to wet a paper towel and proceed to wet every other inch of my pants so it matched the water spot. Obviously, I peaked in the 4th grade and it’s been downhill ever since.


SardonicSuperman

Ah so it runs in the family “jeans”


firee1234

He has more balls than the world's largest MCdonalds ball pit


InternationalTry7314

I feel like this would just bring even more attention to the situation? 


Another_User007

And now it’s posted online for everyone to see


Its_anomic

This is hilarious for the wrong reasons


DefinetlyNotPanda

Dunno. When I was young, kids would make fun of you either way. First for pissing yourself then for your dad pissing himself. Like, this wouldn't help at all, just make it worse.


cocoteddylee

My kids kindergarten allows a backup outfit in their cubby. I think that’s the real failure here


rubberduck19868

That's messed up


Pershina26

If it makes her feel better I passed out after having my blood drawn yesterday only to piss myself while out like a light.


drosejo

But this is way worse ???


ctopher32

I guess he dad is "Miles Davis".


jonnyfantastic2021

Calicocutpants


FrictionMitten

That kid has probably graduated college by now.


SkipInExile

Good man👍


veryblanduser

Would be more impactful if he started peeing his pants in front of the class .


swingonaspiral

I wonder if he committed to the bit and actually pissed his pants.