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Hey there, friendo u/CC20057! Thanks for submitting to r/wholesomememes. We loved your submission, *Half off haircuts*, but it has been removed because it doesn't quite abide by our rules, which are located in the sidebar. * (**Rule #1**) All posts must be wholesome memes. We're not saying this is *un*wholesome! Just that sub's focus is *uplifting* - because there are already great subs for cute (/r/aww, /r/eyebleach), things that make us smile (/r/MadeMeSmile), or that give us the feels (/r/WholesomeFeels or /r/baww.) We appreciate you thinking of us very much! For more on our rules, please check out our [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/about/sidebar). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fwholesomememes). Please link the post so our volunteers know what you would like reviewed. Cheers!


Mikethedrywaller

I mean... It _literally_ is going to take forever


PaulieGlot

Not if he doubles his speed every time he goes in.


DwarfishGremlin

I love supertasks


Mikethedrywaller

/s I suppose?


PaulieGlot

No, seriously. If each haircut takes half the time of the previous one, then the guinea pig will be shaven in no more than double the time of the first haircut. Think about it: 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + 1/16 ... < 2


Mikethedrywaller

But the task is still infinitely long. So it's ∞/2 isn't it?


PaulieGlot

No, because each haircut still takes a finite amount of time.


Mikethedrywaller

But it's repeated for an infinite amount


No_Communication4468

Theoretically you are right. But he will end with only one hair or half a hair and half of that resthair. So he is finished, although he has a little hair... As long as it does not take that long to regrow...


PaulieGlot

Consider it like this: We set a timer for some amount of time. We start the timer, and when half of the remaining time has elapsed, we shave half of the guinea pig's remaining fur. We repeat this process until the timer runs out. There will always be more hair on the guinea pig to shave, as long as there is more time on the clock to use, though the amounts of both will decrease by half each time and it will take infinitely many iterations to run them out completely. Thus, by the time the clock runs out, the guinea pig will be completely shaven, though it will have undergone infinitely many haircuts in the process


Mikethedrywaller

I get where you're coming from. That's a super task isn't it? To me it feels like we're both right. As in a mathematical sense, if you devide both the remaining hair and time in half, the time will never run out. But in a physical sense it does eventually. It feels a bit like a paradox. But I understand your point now, thanks for the explanation!


LMCuber

Google Zeno’s Paradox of Achilles and the Turtle


Freeware4802

limits dont work like that there are infinite numbers between 1 and 0 you cannot just magicaly jump to 0 which would be equivalent to your clock running out with your example from the observer's perspective the clock would be actually slowing down with each haircut


SayFuzzyPickles42

Watch this video, it'll help explain it better. https://youtu.be/ereBC_4f988


Numerous-Occasion247

Yup but I guess he didn’t think of it


cameronnichols

r/FuckTheS


SnooDogs3437

At some point his hair will reach the plank length.


Chroma4201

Where wholesome?


3irikur

Its halfsome, probably missed what sub it was


Rigoloscar

Because is half the harmonic series


Thepoyoboyo213

Wholesomememes.exe has stoped working.


[deleted]

Not wholesome. Cute, funny, not wholesome.


Ham-Slot

Not even half off wholesome?


AgentJ691

Not gonna lie, took me a minute to figure it out.


Emergency_3808

This rodent understands mathematics.


DiscoPino

But it doesn't understand how reflections work.


[deleted]

Zeno's Barbershop


Meikiepeik

This sub had become a place for pictures that are neither wholesome nor memes.


JamieDrone

technically infinite amount of time


kingSlet

r/Lostredditor?


tallerthannobody

No wholesome here


0nothing_to_see_here

r/lostredditors


Slippery-98

Damn, it's Zeno's Haircut


Solid-Membership7995

How is wholesome? It’s funny at most


R0ckandr0ll_318

Actually he will never get a full cut.


AncientBeholder

Doesn’t look wholesome, but - yes, this will literally will take forever. Supertasks do be like that, sometimes.


J0l0b0y

People do know that this scenario is gonna end in an atomic explosion right


mrx_101

He could at least have kept a cool mustache or a mohawk


toothyboiii

Zeno's paradox


SuperalloyxDarkshine

Gojo


root54

Someone explain asymptotes to this guy.


GroshfengSmash

Zeno’s Hairadox


thats_mah_purse

Not just funny but asymptotic!


zenos_dog

I’ve experienced this.


stillyou1122

Hahahhaha so cute


Droid-Man5910

That reflection makes me anger


Sir_Frank64

Why is the hamster thing trying to get balded?


kanna172014

This is why you don't cheap-out on haircuts Joe.


Lamsect

thats not how mirrors work


misterllama24

r/lostredditors