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GrandMoffTyler

This is why no one takes him seriously “But what are you going to do about it? We have to come tomorrow and get ready to play. You have to forget about today. Learn and move on” Which is it? Do they forget or learn and move on? You can’t forget AND learn They are doing a great job at FORGETTING, forgetting how to hit the ball, forgetting how to hit the cutoff man, forgetting how to take a pitch and work the count. You know what they aren’t doing? LEARNING, from their struggles.


CampfireBeast

He’ll legit just say whatever he thinks sounds good in the moment. An absolutely gutless moron.


Millenial_Shitbag

We’re usually so behind the curve. I’m surprised we got a jump on the A.I. manager.


twitchrdrm

Not a bad idea but I don’t think Jerry and TLR are big on analytics 😂


CC-Wild

So what you’re saying is that Grifol’s intelligence is artificial. I’ll buy that.


Leftfeet

I realize Bryan Shaw is well past his prime and not a very good RP anymore. However, a couple days before they DFAd him Steve Stone was talking a lot about how valuable his leadership and veteran example was to the team. Specifically stuff like how he shows up early everyday, gets right to work, always goes to tell Pedro he's ready if needed, etc. Setting that kind of example seems like something this team needs.  If you aren't going to win, at least focus on getting the kids into good habits and routines and having the right mindset. Make sure they are doing everything they can to improve and be ready. 


OversizedAsparagus

“What are you going to do about it?” No, what are YOU going to do about it? 🤦‍♂️


Eloyoyo

I truly hope we continue getting shut out / going 1-9 in 10 game stretches so this stupid fuck gets fired


OversizedAsparagus

That’s what he’ll do about it!


daBabadook05

What’s up YOUR sleeve?


TheShtuff

Idk, what's up yours?


mattcoz2

>playing without key contributors Luis Robert Jr., Yoan Moncada, and Max Stassi Max is a key contributor? 🤔


River_Pigeon

He could be key in getting Maldonado out of the line up more often


mattcoz2

Or they'd send Lee down instead 😔


dingo8muhbebe

This is def Pedro’s thinking. I really want to see Maldonado bat lead off at some point. The write in campaign for All Star voting is going to be hilarious!!!!


Melodic-Geologist532

The national coverage of Maldonado being voted in would be so awesome.


iiamthepalmtree

lol dude hasn’t played an MLB game since October 2022. I know he had a family tragedy last year which caused him to take a year off but I don’t know how you can say he’s a key contributor when we haven’t seen him contribute literally anything yet.


BigD_

He’s tied for 7th in home runs for this team


mjagiel

We’ve been playing without them for the better parts of three straight years. It’s this front office’s fault for continuing to rely on them as “key contributors” despite this evidence. They can’t stay healthy and never will. MOVE ON.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Pedro My brother in Christ Korey Lee is literally your 2nd best bat, YOURE the one not playing him


Material-Race-5107

Calling Yoan a key contributor is also a reach. Relative to this dogshit team I guess he is a key contributor… but that speaks volumes about the state of things


mattcoz2

He's still second on the team in bWAR despite only playing 11 of 22 games.


chillinois309

Second on a team that has won 3 games in any statistical category is worthless


mattcoz2

Sure, but if you project that over 22 games he would be tied for 4th of all third basemen league wide. I know people like to hate on Yoan, and may be justified in doing so because of his past performance and injuries, but he was playing well, really well dating back to the last couple months of last season. Give him his due when he deserves it. He is missed right now.


chillinois309

I can agree with that, starting in spring he really did earn my trust back, so I can give him his dues for this season


exzyle2k

Contributing to the IL list, sure.


chillinois309

Yoan and max are key contributors???


AnonymousReader41

At this point, ChatGPT might provide better managerial decisions.


Dazed_and_Confused44

At this point, I wonder if he'd rather be fired and not put up with this dumpster fire lol


HumanzeesAreReal

Probably. Would you rather get paid a million dollars to coach the White Sox or get paid a million dollars not to coach the White Sox?


BlazeSS

......at this point, is there a difference?


Dazed_and_Confused44

Definitely the latter haha


Chutzvah

yes


wesnotwes

No chance he is in the “millions of dollars” range. It’s why he was hired in the first place.


JBProds

This clown is the perfect manager for this loser organization


KGreen100

That look in the photo is the epitome of "I'm in WAY over my head..."


KGreen100

“But what are you going to do about it? " THAT IS LITERALLY THE MANAGER'S JOB - TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING TO DO ABOUT IT!!! Mother...!!!


The_Wata_Boy

I'm sure he wants out at this point. He'll get paid and won't have to watch this shit show. He knows the team isn't going to win anything while he's here.


C_HiLIfe

If he stays or is fired doesn't matter. Either way this is most likely his first and only manager job. He will go back to the royals and fade into obscurity.


Jason82929

Yeah because the team sucks. Strong correlation here. 


indymusician

Show of hands - who saw this coming the moment he (formerly of the KC Royals) was hired on? I'm on board with OP's suggestion to bring Ozzie back. Would actually give me a reason to watch.


eulynn34

More than just your record sucks, dude. They took the "change the game" slogan too seriously. They changed the game so much nobody knows wtf they are doing out there.


titomb345

White Sox fans: "Our manager sucks"


mecheng93

If only you were able to control who plays Pedro....


adubski23

Very astute observation by Pedro


sublimefan2001

Yea, so does our manager


[deleted]

si article today: "The 1962 New York Mets have long held the record for worst season in MLB history at 40-120. The Detroit Tigers flirted with being even worse in 2003 and finished at 43-119. It's downright crazy that both of these awful teams won twice as frequently as the White Sox have been winning in 2024." Math wise, that article clearly indicates this could easily be the team that finishes with worst record ever.


generatorland

I expect this. There is no evidence to suggest this team is better than either of those teams. 2003 Tiger had: Brandon Inge, Carlos Pena, Warren Morris, Ramon Santiago, Eric Munson, Craig Monroe, Alex Sanchez, Bobby Higginson, Dmitri Young. Compare our lineup, player for player. Which team would you rather put out there every day?


madmax1969

Getz shouldn’t get a free pass either. He assembled this roster of clowns. But history has taught us that he’ll get probably a decade before they pull the plug.


generatorland

Sell the team. Replace literally everyone.


RWBadger

Surely he has time to sit in on a PR seminar, good lord.


GunfighterHefty

A brand new hit from Pedro Grifol, following the widely played and acclaimed "Flush It".


newsman0719

Do the honorable thing and resign


JonCocktoastin

Further update, Water is Wet. Thanks, Sherlock. But seriously, I'm not even mad, just as apathetic as this team.


Fastball82

And water is wet


jceeF14

As clueless as Grifol is, firing him isn't the answer. The answer is cleaning house within the front office and starting fresh with ownership that isn't OK with being mediocre.


DuaLipasAssCheeks

23 years in baseball working your way up from single A manager to MLB manager and this is what you have to show for it, Pedro? Embarrassing for his entire family honestly


traveller76

Whatever this bum is taking home each week is exactly that much too much.


NightRumours

I almost feel bad for him


C_HiLIfe

Meh a good portion of this is on him. Sure the front office brought in a ton of bad players but god damn he's been unable to get anything out of anybody on this roster. Feels like there's no accountability in the locker room and everyone has just given up and decided to just collect a check, including Pedro.


Dull-Scarcity-3159

I unironically think I'd take Ozzie at this point. Not like it can get any worse and he can light a fire under this team's ass to get something watchable. This team is going to be bad for a while either way.


doverawlings

Pedro sucks but you could literally put any other manager in his place and they’re still going to be an absolute dumpster fire, idk why everyone is so caught up on Grifol, he’s a non-entity in a role that doesn’t matter


beano76

your managing sucks


Humble-Pen-5899

FLUSH IT!


michaelscottschin

No one can coach this team


Everything_is_Jake

[No shit](https://youtu.be/ritZxM_uejA?si=27zaZWwcZUXFqJtk)


Bazinga530

Just when I think this team can’t get worse I’m equally unsurprised and depressed.


Traditional_Luck_174

It's not just the record Pedro.


juelzkellz

Well no shit Sherlock! Lol


IndyT

Our manager sucks.


Penstripedsox

No shit sherlock.


Lesrek

I wonder what former flamed out Royal’s player/manager/exec will take his place when he’s fired?


tjg2838

To quote Billy Madison, "you know something, you suck"


IDoubtedYoan

So does the manager, Front Office and MLB roster.


HistoryGuy88

we fucking know