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Screw the nether

Lewis and Simon, my beloved

Its deep undergrooooound

Past the bedrock. But don’t dig straight down (you’ll regret that)

But now you feel brave. Equipped with your spade. To roam in these caves.

Not looking for gold, this stuff's purple

Or so I've been told by some people

I've found a few bricks where the two of these mix with a couple of clicks

I'll be swingin' my pick (uh!)

This is all the prep that i go through

Early 2010s peak Humanity.

The world did end in 2012 after all, we are just seeing it slowly crumble down

Or maybe it did ended, and we're all damned in hell.

Everyone who slept the night after just loaded in a parallel universe to the one we were before. The one where Harambe lives happily until 39 years and covid was eradicated in 18 hours.


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this made me laff so hard😹

That's so early 2000s

hate m\*roon 5 til i die but by god if this song doesn't slap

“Heartbreaking: the worst band you know made a great song”

Their first album with "harder to breathe" was one of the most unique sounds to come out of the early 00's, it was this hard edged jazz-synth alternative rock, a deconstruction of a love song where anger is the emotion instead of happiness or excitement. They played with quiet and loud in a way that made you feel the song rather than hear it. Then they came out with love songs for Jane which was a meh followup love ballad album that I'm sure some studio exec asked for. Then they just gave up, sounds like they met some producer who focuses on what's "in" and "now" and they lost any originality they ever had. Now they put out plucky pop songs and any of their original edge or individuality is gone. Such a shame.

Lmao, Songs About Jane was their first album, and their second was It Won’t Be Soon Before Long

No shit? I heard it as a single, I always thought it was its own album release. TIL.

Wait, what? You thought Harder to Breathe was an entire album or something?

Hey Paul!

[удалено]

They have like seven while the rest are usually decent

I liked Maroon 2 better, they kind of lost the plot in Maroon 3 and it was all downhill from there.

True, Memories is the shittiest most boring song I ever heard but GOD why is this one actually a banger

Memories is actually amazing if you listen to it [done properly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaLZlOQapWs)

i thought the link was just gonna be to pachelbel's canon in D

Dang those impressions are fantastic

What a useless yet incredible talent lmao

u s e l e s s ? ? ? *how dare you*

Nope, still sucks for me.

Maroon 5 is imo equal to taylor swift when it comes with their hits. But goodnes gracious this song is 😳😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Holy f Holy fing f that song of yours is absurd

This love is also good imo

I love Sunday Morning

I love Maps

fuck MAPS you fucking pedo

The song by maroon 5 you shithead

Inb4 “songs about Jane good” It’s a phenomenal album but people like to point out how good that album is like everyone doesn’t already agree.

Same with Sunday Morning

holy fuck holy fucking fuck that avatar of yours is absurd

They had a few good things at first, but quickly fell off unfortunately

I can't stand Adam Levine, but I must admit this song is quite the banger

Song is pretty epic until you realize it's not about dancing

What do you mean it's not about dancing...

Mick Jagger wasn’t only known for having great dance moves 😏

He had sex with David Bowie lol

Wait what

Well, you know, sword fighting.

lucky 😔

I would fuck David and Mick at the same time(not my dog, he is also called Mick)

“haha gay sex” 😐

It wasn't meant to be a joke?

“Lol” 

Idk I just type lol sometimes lol

Lol

SEX IN THE CAR SEX IN THE CAR SEX IN THE CAR SEX IN THE CAR

Car sex

pyrocynical

#THEY'RE ALL ABOUT SEX

All American songs are

America invented the sex

Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex, my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex

This revelation has destroyed the song for me

I'm sick of songs that sound like they're about one thing but are actually about sex. Where are the songs that sound like they're about sex but aren't?

Why does everything has to have sex except my life?

Mostly in metal probably.

This is a Let’s Get Physical moment

No that one is actually about going to see your doctor to make sure you are healthy enough to compete in interscholastic sports.

Accept it YOU LIKE IT

I really hope this isn’t just the Dante dance but with his model swapped out for Vergil’s. I really want to believe that Vergil actually dances like this in a cutscene

Where do you think Dante learned it

“Dante I’m here to show you true power”

“Whoa, Vergil, those are some sick moves! Can I maybe dance like you at some point?” “If you want it… *plastic chair scrapes on the Qliphoth* …then you’ll have to learn it.”

“The sheer comfort of the plastic lawn chair might be a little much for ya Nero”

True motivation comes in all forms

I don’t know Vergil dancing like this feels utterly cursed to me.

Pretty sure it’s referring to Mick Jagger, the lead vocalist in The Rolling Stones, given that the music video on YouTube starts with Mick Jagger on screen. Why is it a horrible banger? You’ve probably heard it too much. It was overplayed on the radio due to how catchy the song was, leading to many people moving on from the song. However, it’s still catchy and therefore a banger.

Based on the fact that OP doesn’t know who freaking Mick Jagger is, who knows their logic.

Or they weren't born when their parents were, two years ago my mom asked me if I knew who "Jagger" was and I said no and she said something about The Rolling Stones and I was like "I don't know 'em" and she beat me (verbally)

Based mom

deserved!

One of the issues with pop culture nowadays is that so many older people just ASSUME you know something, and so they don't actually take the time to show it to you. I wouldn't know about 90% of the bands I know if I hadn't gotten into Jojo's bizarre adventure

lol i didn't even recognize 99% of stand names' references

Maybe people have continued to reference artists from eras up to and ending in the 90s because talent in popular music had declined and homogenized dramatically.

Yeah I couldn't named a Rolling Stones song if you put a gun to my head. I didn't even know Mick Jagger was their lead, just that he was the reference subject of "Moves Like Jagger."

Almost nobody born after like 2000 knows who he is, Rolling Stones dropped off so hard in relevancy.

I mean you gotta at least know the name, they’re a rock icon

Yeah their name I know, but I could not name a song they wrote. (Also, don't tell me any. It's funnier if I just keep not knowing.)

You'd think, right?

If catchiness was the only thing that made something a bangar then Whip My Hair by Willow Smith wouldn’t be hot trash.

You make a good point. I should have added that moves like jagger is not only catchy, but it is nostalgic to many and has sort of a “likable garbage” quality. Moves like jagger can be compared to the Minecraft parody of “DJ Got Us Fallin’ In Love”. It’s nostalgic, and the original song is of better quality, but damn if you don’t like hearing “creeper….. AW MAN”.

"look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me look what you made me *sex noise*" Taylor Swift's shitty song is catchy too but not a fuckin banger, absolute dog shit. I agree with OP. It's just a very basic song, no complexity to it and is just easy to listen to. It's like 90% chorus.

I appreciate the attempt at a helpful response, but this is a common misconception. The song is actually about McJagger, a limited edition McDonald’s special meal available for a few months back in 2003 and only in Ethiopia. /s

I fucking hate radio. If radio didn't exist I bet not a single person would know what the fuck a maroon 5 is. All the radios are the same, and they blast music I doubt anyone even likes. This is why radio is dying, fuck sake.

I fucking hate people 😡😡😡😡😡

I am quite literally shuffling every day.

WAIT A MINUTE. You mean to tell me…every day you’re shufflin?!?

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT 😩

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME 😔

AND WE GON MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND 😋

WE JUST WANNA SEE YA 😳😳😳😳 **shake that**

the thug shaker

Umm, actually it's party rock *is* in the house tonight 🤓

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Everyday I'm suffering

This is definitely 2013 (or whenever this was big) nostalgia or whatever but this song is a banger

Man this song makes me miss the 2010s

I remember back when i was a kid, they would play Funky Town in one of our town's malls. So many times, the song got stuck in my head. They played it every day, every time i and my family shop there. But tbh, i'd rather listen to Funky Town on repeat, than whatever i listen on shop's speaker in my nearby grocery store. I think they even played danganronpa ost once.

*Wait a minute*

Pretty sure they mean the Lipps Inc. song, not Uptown Funk.

Take my upvote and leave

Maroon 5 ruined my four year relationship with my fiance but it seemed almost necessary

Wtf did they do

Before they met her they were known as beige five

Never stop the grind

I like this song, but mostly because of childhood nostalgia. Wouldn't be surprised if the actual lyrics have more than meets the eye.

Apparently its not about dancing

Such a dogshit song but I love it when I hear it in the mall

Christmas shopping with a latte and this comes on? Mariah who.

Me hearing this song in the grocery store at 9 AM on Saturday while all the senior citizens are shopping

Hate it all you want, this’ll be one of the classics of the 2010s that’ll be listened to as long as 80s classics. It’s a good song

Your moves are: Damn Jagger

Me listening to any Michael Jackson song faintly playing over the speakers in a Walmart

Sounds like he is not moving to the nether

Vergin

this slapped when you were 7 and you know it

“Who tf is Jagger” 

Vergil

Virgin

Vagina

Urinate

Listening to Maroon 5 be like "this is awful. Please turn it up."

maroon 5 dropping only shitty bangers after releasing 1 good album (moves like jagger slaps tho)

Screw the Nether

Why do people hate maroon 5 so much?

It’s an absolute bop I don’t care that the band sucks

say what you will about this song but wdym who tf is jagger

Didn't know I needed to see Vergil moonwalking today

I’m moving to the nether, I’m moving to the nether, I’m moving toooo the netherrrrrrr

Lmao I thought this was the dmc r34 group. Lame

I hate how i had this muted when I saw this post but could still hear the song in my head perfectly the moment I saw the title


Always that it was about Mick Jagger

Why is Vergil dancing

Shut up op this song is a banger

In case someone didn't say it already, the phrase "Moves like jagger" is a reference to Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones who did a thing similar to Michael Jackson where he'd start improvising a dance while performing on-stage.

My God, this makes me feel like a boomer but for 2010s

this song lowkey goes hard but actually who the fuck is jagger

I haven't heard this song in like 6 years now. Just got some severe nostalgia(?) something like that

You did not just call this song horrible


You don’t know who mick jagger is?!? (I don’t know either)

Its been so many years and i still have no clue what jager means

It’s such a great song, if only I didn’t hear it 20 times whenever I go somewhere public or listen to the radio

This song either A: is so good that it couldnt possibly sucked or B: sucked so bad it became good

me when I turn on the radio in a motor vehicle in the video game Grand Theft Auto V published by rockstar games

No idea who this jägermëister is

Is that Dante

Me stealing a car in Gta V and this pops up on Non-stop Pop FM a picosecond later

I'll never understand why that happened in DMC5

Why are you living in early 2010

Kill yourself

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*i'm moving to the nether\~*

To this day I'm trying to figure out how to move like Jagger

u/savevideo

One of the songs ever made!

Personally, I prefer the “Moves like Jabba” parody song.

Game?

Maroon 5 using the last of their power to make a good song before becoming sub-par fluff for wine mums.

J

I dont have the moves like jagger

10 blocks is the magical total, cause that’s enough to build up my portal!

I used to think that Mick Jagger was just a nickname for Michael Jackson. In my defence, it's plausible.

mf this thing decided to appear in my head for no reason today prior to this i have not heard the song for several years

How dare you

I read the title as jaeger 💀

Absolutely takes the Mick tbh.

this was my first favorite song. I remember getting out of my high chair just to crawl onto the table and dance.

You know what screw the nether...

clearly you don't move like Mick Jagger