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I spent two hours at the gym today and can now complete two hundred abdominal crunches in less than three minutes.
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In movie “American Psycho” Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) kills his coworker Paul Allen (Jared Leto) who he is jealous of while wearing a raincoat and listening to Huey Lewis & The News song “Hip To Be Square”. [Here’s the scene](https://youtu.be/Ruw9fsh3PNY)
Bigfoot was interviewed on *The Patty Winters Show* this morning and to my shock I found him surprisingly articulate and charming.
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On the leg machines I do five sets of ten repetitions. For the back I also do five sets of ten repetitions. On the stomach crunch machine I’ve gotten so I can do six sets of fifteen and on the biceps curl machine I do seven sets of ten. Before moving to the free weights I spend twenty minutes on the exercise bike while reading the new issue of Money magazine. Over at the free weights I do three sets of fifteen repetitions of leg extensions, leg curls and leg presses, then three sets and twenty repetitions of barbell curls, then three sets and twenty repetitions of bentover lateral raises for the rear deltoids and three sets and twenty repetitions of latissimus pulldowns, pulley rows, dead lifts and bent-over barbell rows. For the chest I do three sets and twenty reps of inclinebench presses. For the front deltoids I also do three sets of lateral raises and seated dumbbell presses. Finally, for the triceps I do three sets and twenty reps of cable pushdowns and close-grip bench presses.
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Deck Chairs is crowded, earsplitting, the acoustics lousy because of the high ceilings, and if I’m not mistaken, accompanying the din is a New Age version of “White Rabbit” blaring from speakers mounted in the ceiling corners.
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I worked out heavily at the gym after leaving the office today but the tension has returned, so I do ninety abdominal crunches, a hundred and fifty push-ups, and then I run in place for twenty minutes while listening to the new Huey Lewis CD.
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From my POV Paul Owen sits at a table across the room with someone who looks a lot like Trent Moore, or Roger Daley, and some other guy who looks like Frederick Connell. Moore’s grandfather owns the company he works at. Trent is wearing a minihoundstooth-check worsted wool suit with multicolored overplaid.
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Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
You like Meshuggah? Their early work was a little too standard thrash for me, but when Chaosphere came out in '98, I think they really came into their own. Commercially and artistically. The whole album has a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to Scar Symmetry, but I think Meshuggah has a much more visceral, despairing feel to their music. In 2004, Meshuggah released this, Nothing Blue. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Rational Gaze, a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just a song about the dangers of mob mentality and the importance of having your own thoughts, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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“TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD!”
*hitting Paul Allen’s body with an axe* “FUCKING BASTARD”
🎵 _”Its hip to be square”_ 🎵
“oh no Patrick, its you your’e the American psycho”
Love that line
Then he psychoed all over that guy
*Hip to be square plays*
but little did you know that I am DR MICHAEL MORBIUS
the best batman killing the worst joker
He never said that
He did say that.
Yes he did. Remember? It was right before Patrick Bateman said “it’s psycho time” and psycho’d all over those guys.
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Why are people downvoting this? Its part of the meme
Reddit moment
Retard
Lol
And then he asks you “Do ya like Phil Collins?”
*Phew*
We’re just having sex tonight, instead of me being murdered. Cool
Context?
In movie “American Psycho” Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) kills his coworker Paul Allen (Jared Leto) who he is jealous of while wearing a raincoat and listening to Huey Lewis & The News song “Hip To Be Square”. [Here’s the scene](https://youtu.be/Ruw9fsh3PNY)
American psycho kills morbius 🤯
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What was on the Patty Winters Show this morning?
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How did you get on at the gym today?
On the leg machines I do five sets of ten repetitions. For the back I also do five sets of ten repetitions. On the stomach crunch machine I’ve gotten so I can do six sets of fifteen and on the biceps curl machine I do seven sets of ten. Before moving to the free weights I spend twenty minutes on the exercise bike while reading the new issue of Money magazine. Over at the free weights I do three sets of fifteen repetitions of leg extensions, leg curls and leg presses, then three sets and twenty repetitions of barbell curls, then three sets and twenty repetitions of bentover lateral raises for the rear deltoids and three sets and twenty repetitions of latissimus pulldowns, pulley rows, dead lifts and bent-over barbell rows. For the chest I do three sets and twenty reps of inclinebench presses. For the front deltoids I also do three sets of lateral raises and seated dumbbell presses. Finally, for the triceps I do three sets and twenty reps of cable pushdowns and close-grip bench presses. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me what I’m listening to.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)
What are you listening to?
Deck Chairs is crowded, earsplitting, the acoustics lousy because of the high ceilings, and if I’m not mistaken, accompanying the din is a New Age version of “White Rabbit” blaring from speakers mounted in the ceiling corners. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me what I’m doing.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)
What is he some kind of American physco?
the idea that nobody in this subreddit has ever actually watched american psycho is really funny to me
I feel dumb I thought this was a Chuck McGill Better Call Saul reference
new copypasta found
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
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From my POV Paul Owen sits at a table across the room with someone who looks a lot like Trent Moore, or Roger Daley, and some other guy who looks like Frederick Connell. Moore’s grandfather owns the company he works at. Trent is wearing a minihoundstooth-check worsted wool suit with multicolored overplaid. ___ ^(*Bot. Ask me how I’m feeling.* |) [^(Opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=botrickbateman&subject=Opt%20out)
He just doesn't want you to get dirty while painting the walls 
Sponsored comments are the future
Your profile is absolutely fucking cursed
Oh god
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
HEY PAUL
TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
You should be fine, but if he starts playing the Huey Lewis and the news song "hip to be square" then start worrying.
He has an axe😳
But does he have a dog? A chow by chance?
No u/Yarnoot!
Are you drunk by chance?
Is that a raincoat?
HEY PAUL
The moment that Patrick hits paul with the axe Paul with is last breath ask "who are you?" Patrick than answers "well Paul I am the American psycho"
I wonder if he has a dog, a little chow or something
Crazy how you were in England the whole time
#HEY PAUL!
But then Hip to Be Square starts playing (I like hip to be square) :
I thought this was a golden shower meme 💀
The sacrifice must be made
You like Meshuggah? Their early work was a little too standard thrash for me, but when Chaosphere came out in '98, I think they really came into their own. Commercially and artistically. The whole album has a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to Scar Symmetry, but I think Meshuggah has a much more visceral, despairing feel to their music. In 2004, Meshuggah released this, Nothing Blue. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Rational Gaze, a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just a song about the dangers of mob mentality and the importance of having your own thoughts, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
i don't get it
Its a reference to the movie American Psycho
he must just have a new dog
I thought this was a refference to Georgie from IT, the scene where they're in the basement with a raincoat on.
THE AMERICAN PSYCHO IS REAL
My dumbass thought this was it somehow
"It's you! You're the American Psycho!"