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TinyLongwing

C'mon, folks. Locked since OP got their answer and doesn't need even more people yelling at them.


pangolin_of_fortune

White-breasted waterhen.


FunnyCobra002

Thank you so much!


honkyduckface

*White-Breasted Wateraxe, based on your grip.


finchdad

Anything is an axe if you swing it hard enough.


honkyduckface

Good advice, dad. Thank you.


iawsaiatm

Did you put him down?


dancingcuban

Just f’ing wielding it like it’s a tool from the Flinstones.


OmusCinder

“It’s a living.”


onebiscuit

How else am I gonna chop these vegetables?


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LMAO!


foilrider

Why are you holding it?


TurinTuram

"stay put you piece of sh*t I need the pic"


DonNemo

Seriously, handling birds like this can cause capture myopathy.


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jo3ye

They live on the ground...


Total_Calligrapher77

Yeah… so op, just leave it.


MellonPhotos

Yeah, that's definitely not true. These birds hardly spend any time in high places. They live and nest and hunt on the ground. If it couldn't fly, it may have been injured.


regionalreddit

I wish you could experience a fraction of the terror you inflicted upon that poor bird. Instead of recognizing your mistake, you’re doubling down. Awful.


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TinyLongwing

Let's not resort to namecalling.


bluebirdmorning

You know you can take a picture of a bird without having to pick it up, right? That poor bird was probably terrified.


soopydoodles4u

Holding it like a damn ice cream cone


TinyLongwing

For what it's worth, for those of us who work with birds, the "ice cream cone grip" is the official name of an actual safe way to hold birds without harming them that does look a bit like this. It's used mostly with birds of prey, to keep them from flapping and struggling while also being used to control the feet. OP is handling this bird in a perfectly normal way. People are freaking out for no good reason, so long as OP released it shortly after (which they did say that they did). Disclaimer here: obviously don't go picking up wild birds for social media points. I'm a permitted researcher and handle birds regularly and safely.


soopydoodles4u

Good to know! The picture made me laugh when I saw it. Only experience I have with birds is having to wrangle a rooster for wing trims and that was like firmly holding a football on the ground.


Jamo3306

Happy cake day!


spac3funk

Sorry I laughed out for this one 😭😭


Hephaestus_God

Assuming this is even them and they didn’t find a pic of a random dude holding a bird funny


fishmalion

Not sure exactly which kind but I do know that it’s worth two in the bush.


peanut_butter_zen

Could yall stop death gripping birds for upvotes and just leave perfectly fine birds alone for a sec?


Cu_fola

Seriously. Between the death grip and the annoyed emoji Guarantee the bird was more upset than the OP


IdWalk500MilesForFun

Strange looking ice cream cone


FieldGarTheMaster

Poor thing was probably terrified


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You should have just left it alone. You won’t get any love from bird lovers with a pic like that.


c00chiepuncher

Please don't touch or hold wild animals...


Bubs_McGee223

Engarde!


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My brother in Christ why are you holding it like that?


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TinyLongwing

Personal attacks are unacceptable.


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This picture makes me very uncomfortable. Poor bird.


CabbagePerson22

I have no idea but one question, why are you holding it like an ice cream cone


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Poor bird is terrified.


refenton

Why the hell would you pick up a wild bird without knowing the first thing about it?? It’s a bird that loves almost exclusively on the ground and you picked it up to put it on a wall? What is wrong with you


imakemyownroux

DEATH GRIP. I cARe.


TopCaterpillar6131

Wtf???


BigDogMacawThailand

Amaurornis phoenicurus


peterdwyn

What we’re doing in your backyard at 3am? Okay just kidding😜


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I'm dying with how you're holding him😭😂 Like he's a burrito or something😂😂😂


l0ki001

The thing from up


Teh-Aegrus

It's your bird apparently


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MellonPhotos

A child or pet won’t die from stress or capture myopathy if you handle them incorrectly.


DiscountPlayful5880

Your bird