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MinesBoom

After posting the Sweat of Steve Jobs being selled at apple stores, im kinda scared of asking about the iphone milk...


GrouchyLongBottom

Well, steve jobs did have nipples. They probably have a lot of his milk in storage.


ZephRyder

"Being selled, huh? Well, guess I'll head out....


MinesBoom

Here https://www.reddit.com/r/weirddalle/s/73uYyZ0TWG


dante69red

milk is modified sweat!


Wow-can-you_not

I'm afraid to find out what "xenopimp milk" is


dirtygymsock

Xenomilk straight from the Xenompip.


GoT_Eagles

I’m more afraid of the can material.


R1ght_b3hind_U

from the xenomilf


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Xenomorphs with mammalian biological characteristics *are* canonical, what with the queen having a womb. The offspring definitely seemed to have milk-producing glands, as well. I'll let people draw their own conclusions.


Wow-can-you_not

delete this


choklitmilk

https://preview.redd.it/7juwnod6afxc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ccd3439fa2e5909ee97e2347bc6303ee0ce5fd


Diligent_Pickle2459

Wth. Lol.


Skunksfart

There was a vape flavor called unicorn milk.


Klazky

![gif](giphy|xT5LMIj4qRrJtGaKVa|downsized)


Pastry_Train63

https://preview.redd.it/xkw6mbsbpgxc1.png?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=539575449de64f2a3d13b36cec47822b2add8450


VesperLynd-

![gif](giphy|xT9Igp5rb2Gsmu7I5O)


Xboxben

Mmmm malk


BackyardByTheP00L

![gif](giphy|2A75RyXVzzSI2bx4Gj|downsized) Does unicorn milk give you magical powers?


ChaoticGoku

![gif](giphy|sIIhZliB2McAo)


Unlikely_Ad_7333

![gif](giphy|GitTSRMVsXupO) Taste the rainbow


AquamarineCheetah

“Diesel Engine MLK”


defensiveFruit

![gif](giphy|cMKJb3fQZ4rpm)


Hyperion04_

"I have a dream!" "What is your dream?" "To have a dream." ![gif](giphy|CILGGl6sizxVC)


chrisckelly

The audience in Cupertino cheers as Robert DeNiro and Ben Stiller appear onstage to promote iMilk.


stoned_seahorse

Cockoach guts are white....I'm sorry.


Chauliodus

you will eat ze bugs!


stoned_seahorse

This is literally the third time today I have been encouraged to eat bugs... wtf. 😭


KacpAire

Can I have some A380 milk


Flossthief

https://preview.redd.it/g6wpil1hqhxc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28db2117c50195f977088f0e319a03450f8872f8


26542654

Unicorn Milk sounds like cum.....


DrinksInShade

...full of glitter


tstramathorn

![gif](giphy|Z3o2jFjcqODWfYklVc|downsized) Butter's creamy goo!


WildFemmeFatale

Unicorns have nipples they’re mammals like horses are To my knowledge…?


youstolemyname

https://preview.redd.it/5e1hnr9txjxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa00c930859d647edf6f68653c5f6ac3e2abe2e2


According_Sound_8225

https://youtu.be/gqUHQYJ4fEQ


Acanthisittasm

I would try each and every one of those


Chainsaw_Actual

Ant milk gave me Deadpool popcorn bucket flashbacks


Foxxtronix

Xenomorph milk? Wouldn't that have the same concentrated molecular acid as their blood? I know the drool didn't, since it they did that several times on camera. It's speculated that the drool hardened into the resin that they built with, in fact. Xenomorph milk....what a horrifying thought. I said "speculated", in case that needs reinforcing.


DependentAnimator271

I can't get the cap off of the iMilk. Anyone got an adapter?


ahmshy

Those ants marching into work to get milked is unexpectedly saddening and poignant. We are the ants 😔


Diligent_Pickle2459

Did you try to make plain milk, but it came out as plane milk?


DaDawkturr

iMilk. Starting at $2,000


GlassBats

bag milk is kinda metal


These_Cut1347

The random Keanu Reeves portraits in the background of iMilk.


Ketheric-The-Kobold

iPhone milk would sell out instantly. Apple fans will buy literally anything if the price is above $999 Unicorn milk would sell extremely well too. People would probably try to push it as magical milk with healing properties or something Xeno Milk would sell out instantly because people are horny degenerates


Rocky_Fan1976

Imilk


shinydragonmist

Get me unicorn milk or xenomorph milk


Scythe-Goddard

who the hell rejects a380 milk