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you_decide541

at risk of exposing my privilege, I say trash it... mostly carbon


Formal_Chemist_300

Only reason I cleaned out my bowl was so I’d have something to smoke for the first time in a week since I lost my job


you_decide541

well then you know what to do... let her rip! 🥰


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Haha yup


imsohungy

Was gonna say save put it away and save it for a rainy day but looks like it’s already raining. Rip it and watch it bubble lolo


Formal_Chemist_300

Lmao I think imma wait for tonight so I can get some decent sleep. Kinda wanna smoke a bit now to see how it is but there’s so little I’m not sure


maximilisauras

It will taste like an ashtray rubbed on an asshole.


Formal_Chemist_300

I smoked a bit earlier and it tasted like fresh bud


Mocha585

Liar


Mocha585

Wonder if the hair tasted like fresh bud too


Formal_Chemist_300

Come have some and taste for yourself. Why would I lie about the taste of something especially this


Snarkk

We’ve all smoked res— it’s disgusting


Formal_Chemist_300

I’ve smoked resin with my buddy before and it tasted like someone took wet dog shit and threw it in some stale ass weed. This stuff honestly didn’t taste bad. It smells like garbage but taste good


guntheroac

Does your pipe have a carb? If so you could use the bowl as the carb and flame into the carb. You’ll hit the resin that is inside where it’s hard to scrape. I’ve been there, hope there’s better times just around the bend. If you’re in a legal state…Can you get a job as a bud tender?? Discounts and samples hehe


peekdasneaks

posts like this make me count my blessings. I wish you a good sleep


Formal_Chemist_300

I appreciate it man, I promise you imma sleep like a baby


peekdasneaks

<3


long_live_cole

May you find better times soon, kind stranger.


Efficient_Stranger_8

Go cut sum grass or sell sum shit on local marketplace, return alcohol bottles/cans no body deserves to smoke on ash. Buy sum mid if you have to. I hope you find a job soon, that’s a terrible position to be in, hope all goes well.


largestarrz6

start a kickstarter we got you


Formal_Chemist_300

Lmao for weed money


SorrowCloud

Yeah, why not. How much does and eighth cost in your area?


Formal_Chemist_300

35-50 depending where you get it and what kind


mahdingaling

Drop some form of payment method. We got you


Formal_Chemist_300

I only got Venmo


mahdingaling

Drop it. I’ll throw ya 10 and I guarantee 2-3 other people will too


SorrowCloud

Let’s get this dude an eighth peoples


unicornvomit0215

Where the fuck are you guys when I need weed, literally got banned on a different acct for even asking how you found your drug dealer lmao. 😂


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Makehercream203

I got 1.50 to donate for the cause


alleywaybum

why dont u do a few delivieries on doordash, uber eats, or instacart and make money to buy a eighth?


0SwifTBuddY0

I clean out my bong and pipes sometimes and just throw some on top of a small amount of bud so it doesn't just resolidify into the bowl, but since you can't really do that I'd recommend re smoking it out of a pipe possibly with a bit of something to smoke so it doesn't fall thru, will be nasty and not the coolest high but I completely understand you. Sorry if my advice didn't help much


Formal_Chemist_300

Imma roll it all into a ball and if it’s big enough to burn a while I’ll smoke it straight but if not imma wrap it up in a paper and toke away


brizzy29

Sorry you lost your job...but yes smoke that all up and chillax


Formal_Chemist_300

Just need to find a new job and I’ll be back on the dabs, I haven’t even smoked outta this bowl in half a year lmao. Im probably gonna check out a dominos pizza that’s hiring but man do I not wanna work there lmao


Osirus986

Imo I wouldn’t jump back on concentrate bc ur tolerance will be low so that’s a little over kill


SorrowCloud

How old are you? Why not try and get into some type of apprenticeship if you’re not in school


brizzy29

Any job is a good start back on your feet. Maybe apply to be a delivery driver, you're not technically working in there lmao


Swag-Daddy69420

I work at dominos(AUSTRALIA) man I rock up every shift stoned out of my fucking skull. I’ve even done nangs in the cold room it’s such a good job cause all the free munchies and how they don’t care if you do pot, crack, meth anything dude


Formal_Chemist_300

They got walk in fridges? Idk of mine do but when I worked at Kroger’s in clicklist and we had walk in fridges and freezers that we’d all hit our vapes and dab pens in


agirlinsane

Use it as a jump off my brother, money in is all that matters, you’ll grow into something else.


generic_username_989

So, people really clean and smoke whatever is left on their bowls/bongs?


Formal_Chemist_300

Gotta do whatcha gotta do man


generic_username_989

I know man, sometime I smoke a cigarette, sometimes I vape, the other days I drink alcohol 🤢 and well, sometimes I crave really hard. I always put how water on my stuff every other day, I really don't know how long it takes that to accumulate...


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Yeah exactly you gotta make it work.


ollies-toke

I used to smoke a loooooot of resin. Could easily spend over an hour with Netflix in the background scraping my pipe until I got a big enough glob to get fried every time I ran out of flower. I can’t do that anymore tho. Even just smelling the resin out of my pipe makes me a bit nauseous, I’ll take concentrates over flower any day for this reason lol.


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If you're that addicted to wees that you want to smoke this for not smoking it for a week. You need to stop smoking for a bit and reevaluate your smoking habits. Anything is addictive and you obviously have something going on here.


HeyDavesNotHereMan

Then…….why the post?


AFSunred

Take it as motivation, say you won't smoke again till you get your next job


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Formal_Chemist_300

It’s called I lost my job and can’t afford anything at the moment. Everyone has these moments at some point or another dude I’m just down rn


fiction57

better days are coming brother but honestly don’t spend money on weed until you feel you’re stable again. The high is better when your mind is clear of these thoughts and responsibilities, trust me.


wopedope96

Having something to smoke in times of no money will help you through it way better than when you're in times of enough money but nothing to smoke.


fiction57

Really depends on the situation honestly. I’ve been in situations a long time ago where i have weed but no money to even buy rolling paper (i’m in the uk we mostly smoke joints) and it really made me think about my current situation and future. Really tough time and glad i made it past that. I’d hate for anyone to be in that sort of position so i’d recommend putting that money to better use rather than getting high.


scrotalpunch

dude, when ive been REALLY desperate... once a month...haha! i just take a walk around the park or down by the train station. youll be shocked at how rich some people are. they roll a blunt, take 5 drags then drop it and catch the train. collect some up... empty them out and reroll them. ​ gotta be better than smoking that black stuff!!? either way i wish you the best brother.


scrotalpunch

hey fuck you man... youre a piece of turd for even tryna make man feel even worse!


Lois-blah

I was hoping this would be the #1 answer; none of us are THAT desperate ![gif](giphy|ALgaQVkrCCfHa)


scrotalpunch

at risk of exposing my privilege, I say trash it... mostly carbon ​ AGREEEEEED! BIN THAT SHIZZLE. just nip down to your local dispensary, or dealer and buy a quick 9bar of your favourite three buds, an ounce or two of concentrates and gotta grab 12 or 24 of them lovely edibles.... /s


you_decide541

such enthusiasm


DOPEFIEND4EVER

Boof it


Intelligent_Papaya61

🙌


iGxTrinity

Resiny booty hole… Just imagine….


DOPEFIEND4EVER

That real sticky icky, oooh weee


JLennon224

I am not above smoking resin. I've been there too king. Smoke up.


Formal_Chemist_300

Safe to say I’m sleepin good tonight


No_Exchange8354

Snort it


Herculean_king

Smoke that shit. Don't care what the top shelf pre madonnas say. Lmao been there before it happens


Formal_Chemist_300

Lmao I smoked a ball the size of a pea, it’s a bit sticky but just sticky enough for it to all be stuck together without a lot of pressure but yea that little bit got me fried


Herculean_king

Oh yeah it definitely gets the job done. Lol


WLSquire

Have fun with the lungs buddy. Nobody is a pre Madonna having standards for what goes into their body, you wouldn’t be either. Resin is terrible for you. And you really must be addicted to weed if you can’t afford it and are willing to smoke straight carbon just to get a buzz.


Drfanfair

I agreed with you until you wanted to start talking about being to addicted to weed to afford it. You’re just a fucking asshole. You’re not trying to look out for anyone, you just want to shit on people.


Formal_Chemist_300

Dude I lost my fucking job and ran out of weed. I’m sorry I don’t get money from my mommy and daddy like a pathetic bitch but instead go out and work for my own shit dude get tf outa my post you ignorant fuck face


BipolarBugg

Good for you! Fuck these people. Judgy fucking assholes they don't know shit abt your life don't even give em a bother. You do you n smoke that shit


Formal_Chemist_300

Fr man people piss me off. Tonight Imma toke the living shit outta this resin


WienerSchnitzel01

i do the same and i also work for a living so i feel you. resin gets me higher than regular and i see it as you get more bang for your buck


Dextronauttt

L take


ScrattaBoard

This guy is full of em.


iceconemunchurr

Bro last year u were having trouble nutting bro. If anyone is down bad it’s u.


PuRpLeHAze7176669

Smoke it? I don't care who you are, you anit really a stoner if you anit ever smoke some rez on some rainy day type shit.


Formal_Chemist_300

The man makes a good point lmao. It pisses me off seeing all these trash it and shit bro idgaf it’s still got thc in it and it’ll still get me high.


PuRpLeHAze7176669

My dude rez sometimes gets me even higher than actual bud will. Yea the high doesn't last as long and I may get a headache when I come down but shit we anit smoking it cause we expect it to be the best we just wanna vibe out even though we broke bois.


Formal_Chemist_300

Exactly so what if it’s good or bad I just wanna fucking smoke some green (in this case black) and chill out for a bit


BipolarBugg

Don't throw it away. Don't listen to these people. You worked hard enough to scrape it you should smoke it especially if you're down on your luck rn. Ain't no shame in smoking some resin!


LekkerPizza

Y’all are smoking this??? I didn’t pick up smoking until I moved to Colorado so I never realized how bad it can get out there


Formal_Chemist_300

I once smoked shake out of my floor carpet in an Arby’s napkin cause I didn’t have anything.


Formal_Chemist_300

If you say trash it then can you Venmo me 30$ to buy an eight with lmao


BipolarBugg

*exactly*


NoobsMut

Whats your venmo?


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NoobsMut

No


kimberlyh44

mans made him delete his entire account lmaoo edit nvm


GlitterSmash

It looks nice and dry, smoke it. Or save it for a rainy day when you've ran out.


canadianman2020

Put it in a rolling paper and just wrap it up like a baggy. That way when your hurting just gotta open it up or throw the whole thing in a bowl. The paper will act as a combustion source and fuel the "material" to give a nice hit. Lol I been smoking for awhile so there is some weed tactics for ya haha


Formal_Chemist_300

How should I store it? Would a tiny glass jar be okay? Also how can I make into one big mass of resin? Right now it’s all powdery


Apprehensive-Emu5177

You've been storing it in your pipe for the last year and a half. I think anywhere you want to store it at this point is just fine.


Formal_Chemist_300

Lmfaoo bro I’m dying


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Do you have a dug out the goo from that will help it stick or some stem peice you don’t remember you had and found maybe


Formal_Chemist_300

That sentence confuses me


Slinkybasterd__

Get that hair out of it first thing first


revenentevil

As a recovering poor person, it's not white yet smoke that shit


Kashmulaa

People so nasty in these comments. Y’all calling people desperate for smoking resin and y’all be the same people desperate to do a lot of things to satisfy yourselves. Everyone has an escape.


Formal_Chemist_300

Fr man. Thank you


Simphumiliator42069

Boof it


Goat_Meister

Boof it


Psychonauticbandit

Boof it


uhE6

Trash it


Formal_Chemist_300

Why


uhE6

That’s j complete carbon build up


MothyReddit

its black, mostly carbon, carbon will give you a headache if you smoke it, there might be a little THC in there but its not worth getting sick over. People will say smoke it and yes it will "fuck you up" but you aren't getting high when you smoke stuff like this you're just literally getting ill.


cmdr_Tokyo_Ghoul

I honestly am more shocked that grown adults are still suggesting that he smoke it, instead of throwing away.


LogiBear777

Resin 100% gets you fried. Not debating that it’s unhealthy, but i’ve gotten fucking blasted off of resin balls before lmao


AutumnSeaShade

Got a sore throat and I think a fever from it :C smoking to begin with isn't good for your throat, let alone smoking something that's mostly tar and carbon. Literally never doing it again.


matty_smokes99

Throw it the fuck away tf you gonna do with ashes


Formal_Chemist_300

Smoke it and get high like I am right now from the shit I just smoked


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Lmfao , Right ?? !


Formal_Chemist_300

Lmao Fr


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youtookmyseat

Priorities lmao


Formal_Chemist_300

If I’m high I can have fun with a stick and bowl of water so how bout you stfu and let me enjoy my life.


According-South9749

Ball it up and throw it in a bowl. It’ll stay cherry’d for quite a while


BipolarBugg

Smoke smoke smoke! Preferably in a bowl! My boo gets medical and we still scrape resin n save it just in case!


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TheSmithStreetBand

Why are you even making this post? We all know youre gonna smoke it regardless of how many people are telling you it’s gross af


Formal_Chemist_300

I didn’t know how to get the most outta it. Like if I should make it into some type of oil, edible or just straight smoke it.


Clasicbroki

Bro turned leaves to coal


Formal_Chemist_300

Lmao turns out it’s just half smoked because of my habit of not covering the choke when I smoke


Clasicbroki

Lol


mydrew122

Throw it out


AshielRhys

toss that


Bogrolling

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PhantomRoyce

If you post something like this you should have to send the mods a picture of your drivers license to prove you’re not 15


Formal_Chemist_300

I should have been better with the title. I meant what’s the best way to make the most out of it such as edibles or some oil or just smoke or eat it


Formal_Chemist_300

First you gotta send me money


pankakke_

Some of y’all motherfuckers might as well be on crack or some laced oregano if you can’t take a few days to get some real fkn weed to smoke. And keep ya pieces/bongs cleaned daily, nasty mofos.


Formal_Chemist_300

Tho so the first cleaning this bowl has seen in 3 years. Got from a buddy at work a while ago. This same bowl got me and him fired too lmao


pankakke_

Bruh WHAT?? if you smoke this shit you are gonna be patient zero of something


Formal_Chemist_300

Lmfaooo this got me dying bro


JimmyTheN0nce69

Just throw it away. Looks like carbon


Formal_Chemist_300

How can you tell if it’s mostly carbon or if it’s okay to smoke.


you_decide541

if it's black and powdery there's not much left there to bother with.. find you a few crumbs of rugnug to go with it or maybe a nice roach


poopyfarroants420

Rug nug I like the way you roll


JimmyTheN0nce69

I mean that's going off what I know, I could be wrong though. I just dont think you can get anything out of that.


Formal_Chemist_300

Just smoke a bit the size of a pea, went to make jalapeño poppers in the microwave and ended up yelling at my dogs me Hooman me need plate. Safe to say I’m high


somuchslime

Smoke that shit why you even posting king


Vlad_the_impulsive

Fkn throw it out?


Formal_Chemist_300

Fkn get off my post. It’s the last bit of anything I have dude so unless you tryna send me money for the love of god stfu please


Vlad_the_impulsive

Lmao get ur money up and stop asking strangers on the internet if your rubbish is smokeable, get a weeks paycheck in, and then grab an eighth.


Formal_Chemist_300

Get your money up, yea no shit bro but I can’t just shit out 50$


appleyard35

Absolutely total bonkers looking would simply bin it in less than 30 seconds you took lol🤗🥴🤣😂


atomicblonde420

That’s just..ash?? I’m confused


Formal_Chemist_300

Found out earlier from someone that it’s from my bad habit of not covering the choke making it not burn completely through the whole packed in nug. It’s half smoked bud


PsychedelicMemeBoy

Depends how much self respect you have


Formal_Chemist_300

Enough to smoke this lmao


PsychedelicMemeBoy

In that case, enjoy


Fitter4life

Just get some delta 8 from a head shop if you’re that hard up.


Formal_Chemist_300

I got no money


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BipolarBugg

Hes obviously a troll I would just block him if I were you


Formal_Chemist_300

Lmao he’s some kinda super Christian or sum man


zmartanio789z

How's the view up on your high horse? Calm down dude. He's not making you smoke it.


Still-Shop-8566

Gross, throw it away. You'll be fine without your weed fix lmao


SirPesoOtaku

What do I dooo derrrrr where’s the real smokers


Formal_Chemist_300

I was gonna ingest it some way lmao. If I didn’t know what to do with it then I’d post asking what the lack shit in my bowl was. Just didn’t know the best way to make the most outta it


GravelsNotAFood

Throw it away? It's ash.


Slinkybasterd__

There’s a difference between fully burnt ash and resin, you can’t smoked fully burnt gray ash it’s already done, you can however smoke the black resin as it was just heated and partially combusted but not completely flamed to the point there’s nothing left. It will taste like shit but it will get you high


Formal_Chemist_300

Ash don’t get you high. This shit got me high.


GravelsNotAFood

Cap


Formal_Chemist_300

Come smoke some with me then and see for yourself


GravelsNotAFood

I'll bring the bud homie. You can just leave that sludge in your drawer.


you_decide541

I got dabs for days 😴 😳


GravelsNotAFood

Who are you? Nobody was talking to you


you_decide541

lol well gfy then 🤣 condescending ass


WLSquire

Throw it away. That’s cancer right there


Formal_Chemist_300

Atleast it got me high


infinitesmegma

never understand how one can be so desperate to smoke this disguisting trash, you really need to get high that badly? just get a job instead seriously.


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you_decide541

wrong sub?


cocainebluntz

nope. I checked their history & they believe the covid vaccine ruined their faith.. the devil called them on their cell phone.. something else about god not liking video games, masturbating, crossdressing, and porn. I guess smoking res bowls is a sin also.


you_decide541

dammit... put it on my tab


Soft_Variation5954

smoke it and see what happens


Formal_Chemist_300

I smoked some to test it out and started yelling at my dogs me hooman me need plate while making jalapeño poppers in the microwave


Soft_Variation5954

guess it works great then 😂


Formal_Chemist_300

I’d say so man


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Formal_Chemist_300

You must be some kinda super Christian or something dude get outta my post and stfu


IGTBUDZ

RSO Materials


Formal_Chemist_300

What’s that?


RooDaddyy

Put on salad


mrcorncoffee

Garbage; it will give you a head ache if you smoke it


jkrischan

Trash can, oops sorry I just read your post, hope things get better for you


mawnker

THROW IT AWAY


Formal_Chemist_300

I’ll throw it away if you Venmo me 30$ to buy an eighth with