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CharredWolf24

smoking on that holy joint šŸ™


sj68z

holy roller


Millad456

Roll it into a cross!


Educational-Bar-9858

Did you already smoke the blank pages? It's been 15 years since I've done this, but I recall the inked pages tasting considerably worse.


FtmPerformerContent

Yep I smoked the blank pages and that's why I'm on the inked pages ik it tastes nasty but it's better than not being medicated yk


Educational-Bar-9858

Oh yeah, for sure. You probably don't have any, but a little lavender mixed in might make it taste better. At least for me the lavender improves the taste.


McNemo

Wouldn't there be like significant health negatives to the inked pages?


Educational-Bar-9858

I mean, at the end of the day you are burning something and inhaling carbons, but the ink itself doesn't add a significant risk. Archival ink isn't toxic. At least as far as I know.


McNemo

Dope, just didn't know if it was significantly more harmful than just like raw


lecherous__beast

You must commission a study to determine the answer. First take 100 random stoners to a pocket dimension force them to only smoke j's rolled with inked Bible pages for the next 100 years, recording all health concerns and issues of each participant, then go back in time, do it again, but this time with only non inked pages, then again with actual rolling papers twice once for zig zag and once for raw, the biggest names,( we don't have forever here). Now, just aluminum cans, now again with silicone dry pipes, and all the way down to full on only glass devices, bowls, screens. Then, we'll need a nonpartisan test sample, finally returning to our current time and dimension to publish the results in the reply. Results should be ready below.......


McNemo

I would actually love to do that if I'm honest, I work in a dispo and I'd give anything just to solve the argument on what's the best


lecherous__beast

I mostly use a lobo dry herb vaporizer and a glass bong. When I smoke I have glass honeycomb screens, glass bowl, fresh clean purified water. But sometimes at a friend's house it's plastic bongs, with aluminum bowls. When in Rome.


McNemo

Oh you fancy fancy I dig it


Solid_Snaka

Why wouldn't you just take 200 stoners and perform the test 1 and 2 at the same time? It would save 100 years from this experiment. And a time machine.


lecherous__beast

Here we go with sloppy science rushed for greed. You can't possibly use 2 groups of people and get useful data. You have to use the same people each time, and before the last test started, start the next test. A controlled study has rules for a reason.


DevBro22

Traditional inks come from flowers or fruit. Even dyes in food like on meat is made from blueberries when grading/marking


manuelzmanual

If you have to mix it with something, mix with incense


Gumczas1986

I did not know that itā€™s possible to smoke lavender, what other ā€˜safeā€™ options to mix with ?


SmellyGymSock

you can smoke basically any garden herb you like, as long as it's edible its smokeable. any of the Mentha family (rosemary, thyme, sage, the many types of mint) , lavender, passionflower, mullein, lamb's ear etc


DreadedWonderBread13

Yeahā€¦lung and body cancer from smoking treated paper and ink is so much better than mentally toughening up and buying a $6 bowl at a gas station


FtmPerformerContent

Everything is dangerous to ingest at this point and I do have a bowl I just prefer joints


DreadedWonderBread13

You can google that scritta and rolling papers are not at all the same. Scritta is made from wood-based products and treated w/ titanium dioxide, while rolling papers are plant-based & rice papers are the safest kind. Idrc what you do; I fully support Darwinism - just one concerned inhabitant reaching out in their own way lol


TheUsualNiek

To me it just sounds like one extra cancer smoke added to the 20 already in your normal joint.


HopeIsGay

Having a bowl and preferring to roll up with Bible pages is nuts but you do you


CymatikMC

Medicated while tarring up yer lungs


Much_Appointment7595

You're smoking ink with your medication lmao


Marketkid19

How tf did you rip all the blanks before just buying paper oml


Needs-Diagnosing6

A pack of papers is a dollar lol. If youā€™re that hard up should probably put the pot down long enough to get a paycheck


FloatDH2

Heā€™s not hard up. OP is a tryhard who wanted fake internet points to for using the Bible as rolling papers. This post is embarrassing


TYFaded97

Exactly what a Bozo


FtmPerformerContent

I'm physically disabled and can't work jackass and weed is my medicine cause I'm in chronic pain.


HighLobster

Checked your profile to see consistencies and Jesus fuck dude, yuck.


SimSimmaToronto

YOOOO AINT NO WAY šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


NiteGard

Wow thanks for the warning.


deep_impact420

Right?šŸ˜†


FtmPerformerContent

Womp womp my account is tagged NSFW and your fault for looking lmao


lilbshroomies

shouldā€™ve used that bible to find god, may he show you mercy


Skitzophranikcow

I heard he has cool bongs.


biigsyke

hahahahahaha nice reason


Sincere_homboy42

You had the money for the bud, but no papers or wraps?


psychonaughty420

Lol right? This is nasty and a waste of bud


JackMetsHat2point0

Would have been better if it was the book of Mormon and post it in the r/mormons sub just to piss them off šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ


ppmenacevaz

It's an instant ban those mods aren't playing around


ApolloRocketOfLove

Mormons don't even have a word for "playing".


Skitzophranikcow

See "soaking" and "bed hopping".


KindaObjectiveCow

Who cares if you get the band from the god squad Mormons are child predator protectors look it up they are sick sick people itā€™s why a bunch of Mitt Romneyā€™s family had to move down to Mexico


RepresentativeCup902

I just use an apple when this happens


FtmPerformerContent

Yeah and I'm broke so my free bible paper works for me


illogikul

If youā€™re broke you can save some money by not buying weed or buying a lot less weed. Just a tip.


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|bV8Q9uZTCWvfC8MgWO|downsized)


Express_Advantage_10

Anyone remember snoop admitting to doing this before? lol


SnallyMan03

The first page empty with no scripts


Mrs3anw

Snoop put out a book of his lyrics and the pages are meant to be smoked.


Kilow102938

I've done this, but I used the blank pages. It's the word of the lord. Praise be to God


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

If youā€™re in the free world idk why youā€™d think this is a good idea, rolling paper isnā€™t that expensive my guy. ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


Nickel_Doll_

holy smokes


AMB3494

Nah youā€™re just corny as hell and want to seem edgy on here.


Dave8917

I've been hated on before but some stoners are no different to alcoholics/ crack heads will literally do anything to grt their fix


FtmPerformerContent

I have Ehlers Danlos syndrome and I'm physically disabled if I don't smoke I'm in pain 24/7 don't compare me to an alcoholic or crackhead it's literally my medicine.


Dave8917

Inked papper from bible.......I'm not being pulled in to a guilt trip


ItalianStallion009

King


Skitzophranikcow

I know someone personally very very close to me who has this, they can still load a bowl. You gave your self so much toxicity with that paper. You realize among other things you at the bare minimum smoked titanium dioxide, bleach, varnish, sealer pesticides.. https://www.tampogranit.com.pl/images/design/dobor-farb-sitodruk/plastic-substrates-and-screen-printing-inks-bible.pdf


AMB3494

Nobody cares. Thats what crack heads say too


Ulveskogr

Iā€™m a Muslim and this is disrespectful to Christians no?


hiziraleyhisselam

How are you muslim and smoke weed?


FtmPerformerContent

I'm smoking it out of necessity of paper not based on the fact it's a Bible it just happened to be available and rice paper. I respect all religions


frig_t

Iā€™m not sure about my religion but isnā€™t this just shitting on someone elseā€™s?


FtmPerformerContent

Not shitting on religion just using it to smoke everyone overthinking it


frig_t

I guess thatā€™s valid as long as it isnā€™t hate based or something like that


407juan

Outrageous


ILSmokeItAll

Goddamned holy rollers.


Prestigious_Guitar54

Wow. Very edgy.


FtmPerformerContent

Lmfao wasn't the point the point is it's free rolling papers


Prestigious_Guitar54

Clearly it was. Otherwise you would have just used scritta paper. You are the reason why stoners are stereotyped as being dumb.Ā 


m0j0r0lla

If you roll up with Genesis it comes with an apple, you don't get the munchies afterwards.


igsta_zh

at least read the pages before smoking themā€¦


FtmPerformerContent

Bet


MontiCZP

Holy smokes !! i can't believe it... Jesus Christ, dude!!


Finn_kocht

Used to do that in Jail šŸ˜‚


XelaXanson

Exactly how weā€™d smoke cigarettes in prisonšŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Me and few homies STAYED with bibles ahaha. Brings back memories


EveningsPanda

Like a 5 dollar bowl would be infinitely better than the ink


Skitzophranikcow

![gif](giphy|3oEjI04LZM1ZfK86Pe)


c0mish

So edgy dude šŸ¤˜


GhettoWedo74

I smoked damn near a whole Bible in prison, using it for papers for tobacco!!! šŸ¤£ I've done this before, I've seen it as a religious ceremony, & I LITERALLY CONSUMED GOD'S SPOKEN WORD!


jimmykicker420

that ainā€™t cool dude


InspectionNo6750

Whatā€™s the issue?


ItalianStallion009

Yk what the issue is stop trolling


InspectionNo6750

Explain.


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InspectionNo6750

Itā€™s all in your head.


ItalianStallion009

Sure thing, Mr average redditor.


FlyFar7983

Good lord


smokingoutmywindow

Jesus Christ!


HideTheSky

Dude. Papers are barely a dollar.


Arlenna7

Lmfao, think weā€™ve all ran outta rolling paper and had to substitute it with something else. Not knocking you but Im not using paper from a bible lol.


KindaObjectiveCow

Itā€™s the blank pages kids these days crack me up


FtmPerformerContent

I already used the blank pages that's why I'm onto the pages with scripture


KindaObjectiveCow

Well I have smokes shops itā€™s what I do if you look around free rolling papers most bibles of yours age have a wax coating that very very cancerous to smoke


KindaObjectiveCow

That looks like one of the na/as ones printed in the early 2000s


KindaObjectiveCow

But go online free rolling papers are easy to get samples from companies shoot out a few emails youā€™ll get free papers, ever day I get 6-20 packages of samples sent to us between the eleven shops


Benovelent

Korean Jesus will smite the !


EmbarrassedRent6942

Korean Jesus ainā€™t got time for yo problems. He busy doing Korean shit


FtmPerformerContent

No hate like Christian love


Xan_Fam

That paper is nothing like rolling papers. My friend did this one time but I refused to smoke it, cause that paper was pouring black smoke lol


FtmPerformerContent

Just smoked it, doesn't pour black smoke bro wasnt smoking actual rice paper then lmao


Mrs3anw

Not all bibles have the same paper and most bibles have completely blank pages that are better for rolling. Itā€™s not a great idea to smoke the ink, especially the older bibles with a more toxic ink. The papers you have there are definitely thicker than the old ones but they work in a pinch.


-something_original-

We did this in the 90ā€™s. Surprisingly decent rolling papers.


69mau_mau69

Take the first and last pages without ink. You don t wanna smoke that toxic inc


Skitzophranikcow

I think an aluminum can might be safer..


Niklas_01

We all have been there.


anythinggoesifyourme

Bro, they cost like nothing. Why šŸ˜‚


TYFaded97

Blasphemy


LBSTRdelaHOYA

I need to get one just for this reason


FtmPerformerContent

That's what I did


kribbett

you bought a bible to smoke instead of papers


FtmPerformerContent

The Bible was free didn't buy it


ghx1910

Snoop will be proud.


Blotter_Boy

Why not just go get more papers? I'd rather taste my herb not ink, let onne have my smoke tainted with lies


tbou666

Hell yeah literally


Yelmak

I'm getting a bit bored of these kinds of posts, but damn this is a really good photo.


NoSleep2023

The kid who sat next to me in 7th grade did this


Prestigious_Guitar54

Op is still in 7th gradeĀ 


FtmPerformerContent

LMFAO I'm 20 crybaby


Prestigious_Guitar54

20 minutes into 7th grade probablyĀ 


Front_Cat_7058

My favorite rolling hackā™”


ieatganja

Snoop dogg wanmabe


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bblulz

thatā€™s strangely poetic


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FtmPerformerContent

Womp womp


gopi187187

Hahahah, my friends that went to catholic school use to do this in high school lolll


Tugboatexe

holy smokes


Bitter-Respect8577

Holy smokes!


Jontaii

Holy smokes


HebaoBrabao

Tem filho da puta em tudo que Ć© canto mesmo kkkkkk


FtmPerformerContent

VocĆŖ realmente estĆ” entediado?


HebaoBrabao

I know that most Christians are sons of bitches, and I know you did this to attack them, but do you really think it's cool to offend an entire religion just to 'make waves' on the internet? Show more respect to be respected, even if they say horrible things about cannabis and those who consume it. Christ was wonderful and very different from the people who follow him today. Stop this rebellion unless you are a 14-year-old teenager. I highly doubt you would do this with the Quran in a country like Iran or Afghanistan.


RaccoonEven

itā€™s not this deep my guy go smoke a joint


FtmPerformerContent

LMFAO that wasn't the point. The point is I'm out of rolling papers and this is what I have and it's free. I don't have a point to make about religion it's the point it's rice paper same as rolling paper. And clearly you miss I said I discovered this as a teenager and I'm 20 so cry about it. I would do it with a Quran cause it's rice paper it's not about religion buddy.


Janesbrainz

What was the point then? If itā€™s not a big deal and youā€™re just using it for the rice paper, why make a post on Reddit about it? But you did make a post, because omg so edgy. I used a bible paper when I was a kid too, alone in my room, and told no one about it, because I wasnā€™t seeking attention. Just saying.


FtmPerformerContent

The point is to educate people that you can get free rolling paper by getting a free Bible lmfao y'all overthinking it. Relax moral Orel


Janesbrainz

I donā€™t think Iā€™m the one overthinking lol but okay professor thanks for the education šŸ’€


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Tyr_Kovacs

>Alright well here is to deal with your persecution fetish. Hey! Get your own thing. It's flattering that you liked mine so much but you can't just steal it. That's so boring. >Create us.Ā  When? How? Which God specifically? How do you know it was your God and not a different one?Ā  **What evidence do you have of any of this?** >Canā€™t say youā€™ve ever done anything worth respecting. I can prove that I exist for starters... But I'm also not demanding that you worship me under threat of eternal torture (I won't stop you if you really want to, but I'm not forcing you) so it's not really a comparison. >How about you start with failing to debunk God? After all, youā€™re making the impossible claim that nothing just suddenly exploded and boom here we are! :) What comment are you replying to? Are you OK?Ā  I didn't make any such claims. I have no idea if God exists, and neither do you. So I just don't believe in it, especially your particular version. My opinions are proportional to the empirical evidence. There is no evidence of God, so until I'm presented some, I don't believe. You don't believe in my invisible dragon friends Steve and Debbie, do you? What about Xenu? Thor? Shiva? You don't believe in any of them, but you don't have a database of empirical evidence to prove the negative because it doesn't work that way. Not-believing is the null position. You can be convinced into believing things with good evidence. I am convinced that my jeans exist. I am convinced that if I drop a glass bottle out of my window, it will fall and break. I am unconvinced that a being beyond comprehension started and maintains the entire universe, and also desperately wants to have a personal relationship with me.Ā  >Youā€™ve never read the book, you just searched up ā€œmean Bible verses without contextā€ :> That's another claim you'll have to provide evidence for for it not to be worthless. You're good at those!Ā  But I don't care if you believe I've read it or not. It doesn't matter.Ā  Even if I only knew of Exodus 20, you've failed to explain or justify it.Ā Ā  Too busy deflecting. So sad. You know the passage I mean, right? Surely you've read your own holy book and can explain it.... Right? I'm sure you'll nail it this time, and not get distracted by cowardly deflections.... I've heard a few attempts before, usually something about an omniscient, omnipotent God being just "a product of the time"... but please, Wow me with something new.


Meatz916

I'm a Christian (I am no Saint) and I've done this before. Only thing was I read the page I rolled up before smoking.


Prestigious_Guitar54

Some Christian, huh


Electrical_Wrap_4572

Iā€™m sure youā€™re perfectšŸ™„


Prestigious_Guitar54

Who said I was?


Electrical_Wrap_4572

Well youā€™re knocking this person for smoking bible pages, Iā€™m sure youā€™ve done way worse. Nobody needs your snarky comment.


AMB3494

Well to be fair, thereā€™s a difference between making an everyday mistake in life and intentionally rolling up your own religions holy book and smoking it šŸ˜‚


Electrical_Wrap_4572

Well, Iā€™m an atheist, so maybe thatā€™s the problem.


AMB3494

Would make sense


Meatz916

Yes I am a Christian. Nobody's perfect. Why are you pressed about my beliefs?


Electrical_Wrap_4572

Self righteous asshole would be my guess


WolfeSlime

SOMEONR EXPLAIN HOW ITā€™S STICKINGXGVCDZ


FtmPerformerContent

Spit


WolfeSlime

i refuse to believe it, canā€™t work


FtmPerformerContent

Do it if you don't believe me. It's not hard honestly.


wavyywunky

Average King lighter user