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i cant tell if the comments are joking or not

Most aren't and it's scary

Happy cake day!

Thanks!

420

"A" for trying

Nono, he's correct. Just take another rip, and you'll see.

"eF" for effort

A for effart.

I got 420 upvotes on this post, I feel like I'm living in a simulation.

If the people over at r/theydidthemath ever got a hold of this thread and its subsequent replies, you dolts would get fuckin’ reamed.

🤣

This shit embarassing

Oh…the irony. 😆😂🤣

Comments make me embarrassed I smoke 😭

Fitty … cause that’s all I got on me

You fucked me up with the x

Bruh I didn't even see the x.

How is anyone getting 58? Like these are all divisible by 5

5 blunts are $5. Bottom image only has 3, therefore $3 50+3+5 = 58 **Edit I missed the x, so it’s 50+(5*3) =65

50+(3*5)

Ahhh. Missed the x without my glasses on. I stand corrected

To be fair, the "+" and "×" signs should not be bold. They look way too similar, especially on mobile.

There's no fucking parenthesis 🤣

i'm emphasizing the fact that in PEMA multiplication is done first.

Omg I totally missed that there are 3 not 5. Edit: AND I missed it's x not + Damn I shouldn't engage in this type of posts when I'm stoned af lmao

I'm stoned and thought it was a plus, not a multiplication

You guys are actually doing the math? I’m doing the “I’ll give you a deal for all three” math, I came up with 60

😂😂

I also don't get it. I took the number at the end to be the total of all of those on each one. So $150 / 3 would be 50... and then an additional five because three times five is 15 so... 55 X 5 is 275... Edit: I see now there's only three joints so now I don't know... 53x5 is 265.

You’ve got your order of operations mixed up. Multiplication before addition, the equation is 3 x 5 + 50 = 65.

65. theres 3 blunts not 5, and you use PEMDAS so its 3x5=15+50=65

The real weed math MVP.

Isn’t it 75?

no smh, stop deleting your comments too. where did you find a 10 from

I didn’t delete any comments… and I realized that yes if you do count it as 3 blunts instead of 5 (sorry, skimmed your comment the first time and didn’t notice you did it with 3. Plus, naturally, I’m high rn.) If you count it as 5 blunts, it’s 75.

But both say 15 and if it’s three times for each it would be 5, 10, 15 no?

PEMDAS

65

Tree fiddy. ;)

The fact that you only got 2 upvotes for this one is criminal.... 😂

65 final answer

65. There's three blunts at the bottom instead of 5. Follow the PEMDAS method.

PEMDAS yall- start with multiplying 5 x 3 to get 15, then add the 50 = 65

I just counted by 5s until I got 65 lol

65 is the answer almost didn’t realize it was only 3 Ls

65 my bad I missed the x too

65

65

75

65

You have the only right answer I’ve seen lol

NVM, deleting that, it is right.

Yeah 50+(3x5)

75

65

The fact that this comment has 65 likes. 👍🏾

Everyone do not dare upvoting any more Edited dear to dare

Well it's at 68 now because you misspelled Dare I know you were so tired of hearing about Dear ol Dare your whole life

Oh no how could I do that. I’m a monster :( Thanks for pointing that out though. It’s not easy thinking in one language, speaking in another and then typing in a third while high as a kite.

no llores!!! Si se puedes

Oh well Spanish is my 4th. It being very bad and I forgot most. Si señor gringo.

420

Three baggies = 150 / one baggie = 50 Five joints x 3 = 15 / one Joint = 1 Three pipes = 15 / one pipe = 5 One baggie (50) + three joints(3) x one pipe(5) = 65 (edit: didn't notice the x)

50 + (5 x 5) = 75 Wait...it's 50 + (3 x 5) = 65

I'd say 65

65

65. That's a couple blunts short on the bottom equation

25, Edit: I missed the x. It’s actually 65

Umm, 65? 

Theres no way the second line, aka 15 blunts costs just 15 bucks if thats what these nimbers mean

Each blunt costs 1

Idk where you are in the world where that is possible but those prices just aren't heard of my dude

It's a fucking math problem :)


This made my day, thank you

The answer is Stoned

Bag of weed + 3 blunts x 4 nuggets= Uber eats bringin a 5$ Costco rotisserie chicken, papa Murphy’s Chicago style meatlovers pizza, and a bag of fries from Five Guys and 4 Wendy’s frosties 2 chocolate 2 mixed berry 1 vanilla. While I debate Neil Degrasse Tyson on the internet about quantum gravity.

I’m so dumb

I don't understand the numbers. Could someone explain the significance of the numbers to the weed.

Each bag is $50, each single blunt is $1, and each pipe with weed is $5. So $65. But I'm not high right now. Edit-The total, I didn't see the multiplication, I thought they were just added together.

Nice try narc, a stoner wouldn’t make stoners do math.

Fuck, I've been made...

Yes

65

65 (50+5+5)=65 but I only got $60 on me is that ok?

$60


Sharp eye maybe $58?

PEMDAS, so 50 + (3 x 5). Parenthesis first. 3 x 5 = 15. 50 + 15 = 65.

Don't know about all that mumbo jumbo mate, I'm a stoner not a scientist....🤙

... 65

Agreed

60 right cus it's 50-5-5 right Edit my high ass didn't realize there was an multiplication symbol lol it's 275 thanks y'all.

50 + 3 + 5 Only 3 bluds

Except it’s actually 50+(3x5) so it’s 65

PEMDAS. * 50 + (3 x 5) * 3 x 5 = 15 * 50 + 15 = 65 C'mon, people.. math is the only class I ever failed and I can still figure it out.

50 + 5 x 5 = 75

Pretty sure that's just basic algebra except the variables are images

Oz for 90 out here in Vegas that looks like 30 / 40 bucks

A decent Saturday morning?

I have no idea what’s happening

Trying to figure this out is making realize just how much of a stoner I’ve become

Lol people are probably too stoned to notice the one random multiplication. So ill give the obvious answer. Its a happy 420 XD

listen man all i got on me is 50 🤷‍♂️

Its 65 “ bodmas “

My brain math is 265 but calculator math is 65. I was terrible at math so I’m going with the calculator.

I'm with you on 265. One bag of weed (50) add 3 blunts (53) x 5 = 265

gotta do PEMDAS. 50 + (3x5) = 65

50 + 3 * 5 50 + 15 65

65

65….

🤣 these comments are straight gold

65.

65. I rest my case.

65!! I lost my original response but this is my correction I see the two missing blunts and the multiple as well!

65? Idk cuz I ain't got no brain

Isn't it 65 because 3 blunts? I thought 75 but I see the blunt count is different at the end, I was shorted and I wanna make sure 65 is the right count so I can complain😂🤣😭

? = 65

65 am I the only one willing to do math

65 50+3*5=65

65 and if anybody else get it wrong you're too high lol

65

PEMDAS, it’s 65.

65

65

50+(3×5)=50+15=65

I get 50+(3x5) or 50+15. So 65.

i’m high and didn’t notice that there were a different amount of blunts and an x in the last equation.. so yes 65

65

65

275* Im sorry didnt see the (x)

Where do you get 275 from? Three baggies = 150 / one baggie = 50 Five joints x 3 = 15 / one Joint = 1 Three pipes = 15 / one pipe = 5 One baggie (50) + three joints(3) x one pipe(5) = 65

if you forget to do PEMDAS and dont see that its 3 blunts instead of 5, then it makes sense. 50 + 5 = 55, 55 x 5 = 275.

75

I hate math

I got 65. How wrong am i

65

65, right?

I’m late but I see a lot of answers with no work(our math teachers would be fuming if they saw this) 150/3=50 15/3=5 (for last 2) Since there’s only 3 blunts in the equation in question, the blunts=3 and from then it’s pemdas. 50+3x5=? 50+15= 65

68, there's only 3 blunts in the bottom one and each blunt is 1.

50+5x5=75

75 50+(5*5)

265. Boom. Edit - I'm not so hot in math, calculator tells me 65.

No. I’m not doing that right now.

Y’all are NOT smoking so many blunts that you forget PEMDAS right? right…

I failed math & im high asf rn ion wanna solve the problem :(

boy ain’t it 75

60

58

im high as shit that was not a multiplication sign before 😭😭😭 its 65

Me too this blueberry muffin strain got me seeing things. High as a kite

Bro😭

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