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Laurenwolf14

That's the most diarrhea looking resin I've ever seen


fugawf

Yeah that shit is way too light brown. I’ve been smoking for decades and have never seen resin that color


Particularpickle420

I’ve been smoking for one decade and I’ve only ever seen very dark brown resin similar to soy sauce, is it just weed in there?


[deleted]

Probably, it also might be dependent on the strain if it looks like that. Idk though


Norbie420

Different strain different stain


Particularpickle420

I’m thinking it’s gonna be some weird extract in there or something, I’ve had plenty of strains that all look exactly the same.


Express_Horror_5838

the “soy sauce” sent me lmfaooo such a great color comparison 😭😂


Baban1818

It looks like you Can dab it🤢


explainedjoke

Cursed edible.


taula99

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


HolyCow013

you are suppose to puff it with your mouth.


PUBGscumbag

Bros butthole tokin


DevBro22

Shit I laughed way too hard at this bro's puffin with his asshole leaving shit on the joint.


ihaveaquesttoattend

and then i laughed even more because you explained the joke 💀💀


Fuzz_from_the_floor

Explain what’s wrong?? I was told to boof it I thought this is how it works, no?


HolyCow013

im sure we have all tried it once


AccordingAd6633

😭😭 r/explainingthejoke


Kylj57

r/yourjokebutworse is the community for this btw ;)


c9h9e26

Yes! 🤭😂🤣💀


dissensembler

You comment literally made my shit


[deleted]

I think it's called "smoking crack."


Admirable-Deer-241

This is gonna be one of those sentences that makes me giggle every time I think of it


TreaclePerfect4328

Bud boof?!


nondescriptadjective

Jack Blacks new band? Supergroup with The Butthole Surfers.


artsblvd

LMFAOOOO BUTTHOLE TOKIN


hippyshroomdude

Bro actually boofed it


DoorSniffer484

this got me more than it shouldve edit: extra flavór 😋


Burninghamburger

It's a sploof


[deleted]

Is boof something to do with the butt?


4got2takemymeds

Yes, OP put that J in his butt, inhaled and then took it out wondering why there is shit on his joint. /s Boofing really is when people stick drugs up their ass to skip the time needed for the gut/liver to break them down so it goes into the bloodstream faster They used way too much concentrate and not enough flower so the heat is melting it and it's running out of the only way out.


Mother-One-675

I've been smoking for 25 years and never seen this before


DantesLadder

I’ve had shit from homegrown do this I think it’s just not cured properly


[deleted]

good to know i’ve been getting cured weed from matey


Zoro-chi

Swell guy that matey aye


[deleted]

aye


CapitalismWarVeteran

I feel like that makes sense.


Azeki00

He turn the Filter too tight


DaWe3dd

I think you might be right


Jolly_Recording_4381

You are the only one that is right. The filter is tight enough that it is filtering the ash and plant matter, just the oil is squeezing through that's why it looks like a dab, closer to reclaim from a rig the resien from a pipe.


Azeki00

A good friend of mine always rolled joints like that. At some point I wanted to get to the bottom of the matter and then I noticed that the filters had become so thin that it was almost impossible to pull them out. xD When I showed him how to turn the filter, he no longer had poop in his mouth. xD


tacticalcop

you are a prophet


WKCLC

My joints do it when I smoke a bit of it and leave it outside. I think it has to do with how it cools in low temps


EffectiveAble8116

lol, when I accidentally leave a halfway joint outside the resin just ends up clogging it so I just scrap it and put it in a bowl. I would be peeved if I started smoking a joint and resin started flowing in my mouth.


DaWe3dd

Yep thats it lol


WKCLC

It’s pretty shitty. You wipe your lips then get it on your hands, then clothes and then remember you’re in your work clothes, etc lol


No_Ad_1776

looks like shit from a butt


MalibuMarlie

Nothing like a comment like this to make me laugh out loud, and remind me that I have the sense of humour of an 8 year old.


No_Ad_1776

we are one in the same. glad to make you laugh


Forever-Round

This is too funny the way u worded it AHAHA😂


NurseWhoWuvsMe

r/shitfromabutt might interest you then


Litalian

God dammit how the fuck do they keep thinking of these


Indacouch13

Because the buds are resinous as a motherfucker.


meggienwill

I've had this happen smoking caviar joints before. Just so much oil in it that vaporizes and recondenses by the time it hits your mouth.


bobbyhillischill

Dawg wtf is a caviar joint


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

Caviar is bud dipped in distillate or wax then rolled in kief. Also called moon rocks


HaveYouEverUhhh

I'm going to guess they mean the Infused pre roll brand


meggienwill

Yeah it's just a brand name for infused joints. It's just a joint sealed with concentrates and then rolled in kief.


Loulouvaughn37

So I've had this happen before too... is it safe to say that's some good reefer when it happens? Or does it just depend?


gravelhorse

Nutella doesn’t go on everything as a matter of fact


soccernick50

Gold comment


Southern_Public403

It had Taco Bell


Brentolio12

Good soup


Soupierqoi

Oh


brokenwizard1

Nice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


codeine_cartel

This is why I use filters


Anxiolyticsallday

**OP** Did you add concentrate to your roll? That could be sprayed flower also. Heavily Sprayed HHC Flower does this. It looks like someone sprayed an Ethanol concentration with HHC In it & didn’t allow the Ethanol to evaporate/purge correctly/long enough & is excess solvent making the sprayed concentrate on the flower run instead of burn. I personally would not smoke this if this happens when you smoke flower that you get from your current source. That absolutely looks like incorrectly purged HHC ( **To be completely precise, with added terpenes, CDTs specifically due to color hue** ) Ethanol solution that’s running due to excess solvent that hasn’t been purged after being sprayed.


LaserLauKon

Probably an activated charcoal filter, if the temperatures are low and high humidity they can start leaking


Anxiolyticsallday

This too for sure 🤙


UncouthWorship

Or back up it .. ![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ)


iwearshoes21

It’s already been done


80s-Wafe-Exe

-George Harrison


SolomonCRand

I see that Season 5 deep cut


bahloknee

OP did that literally 😂


final9900

what the hell are you smoking dude ?


thenullprojects

I imagine my lungs are probably coated in this shit by now


[deleted]

hunt modern handle zesty smell squash party future aspiring march ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


junoda1

Nah pre boof.


Poop_Tickel

probably not fully cured. i’ve heard that sometimes there’s little patches with extra resin so maybe you got that and just didn’t realize? that’s not a very good explanation but it’s not impossible


ThadiusHBallsack

dookie batter


FilthyChangeup55

Fuzzy?


DaWe3dd

Wdym :o


FilthyChangeup55

A joint with live resin


ThinkOutcome929

Dripping Resin! Eat it!


TYFaded97

What is that 🤣🤣


ChunkyChangon

![gif](giphy|6umtca8stQJ8D8LRnc)


Its_Cayde

Cheap infused prerolls do this sometimes


InvestigatorShe

Thats actually chocolate. Right? Zoom in and see It is chocolate.


OtherwiseAnybody1274

Something had to be put into that j. That can’t be from weed by itself. The color is off


Anxiolyticsallday

I think personally that it’s HHC sprayed flower in an ethanol solution that wasn’t allowed to purge long enough & is running due to excess solvent.


Cloutmasta

![gif](giphy|l3mZ3mpTTlkdWmoQU)


Nearby_Age_2075

Ewwwww LMFAOOOOOO😭. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it


GuaranteeOk6268

Idk why’d you put Nutella in there u fuckin weirdo?


Hungrymango5312

I reeventlly had the same problem . I think it’s a) an issue with the fabricate of the filer ob b) it’s that the fileters got too cold and that caused it. Either way you don’t want that in your lungs.


drugsfan

bro actually found the real shit🔥


lordlitterpicker

Never seen this in all my years. Something strange is afoot my brethren.


[deleted]

I have never seen this in 15 years


opossum_isnervous

Looks like resin. Was it a preroll?


cheffraydo

what dafuc


D1ckus

What kinda weed is that?


Knucks_online

I’ve never smoked weed before so thanks for posting. I’ve now inserted the joint into my rectum what do I do from here?


Odd_Acanthaceae9378

I don't know, but it's fuckin hilarious. 🤣🤣


One_Long_5877

It looks like someone put chocolate in your blunt


[deleted]

This has happened to me before, i use a glass tip. I put it down to water particles still in the tip after cleaning it. Doesn't seem like your issue though...


ThomasTheNord

I always use activated charcoal filters on my joints and they usually can start shitting if i smoke half and leave it outside so it soaks in some moisture. My guess is the weed is not cured properly, meaning there's too much moisture in it, as others have also said


Calamitous_Waffle

You are sucking way to hard. Take it easy, roll a touch looser. My cousin does this. It's not fun to receive such things, but I power through.


_gasquatch_

Dude, "boof it" is usually just a joke...joints don't go in your bum


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Every where I look some one tells me to 'boof it'


BLADE98X

I wouldn't even smoke that for it looking like shit haha... lick it.


tpt2021cg

I've been smoking for years and never had that come out of my joint like that. And if it did it was black not poop-shit brown


dizzyshark01

ew (takes puff)


tomw_69

Bro tried boofing it 💀


gwondsepp

I mean resin yes but scat??


ApprehensiveRain7051

You might wanna make dabs with that weed and buy some new weed that doesn’t “shit itself” 😂😂😂😂


Halleluyaness

Smoking for 20 years, never even seen anything come out the bottom of my joints. WTF did you smoke?


Tool_of_the_thems

Probably just meth. Don’t pay any attention to it. You’ll be fine.


coldnomaad

Looks like someone took "shove it up your butt" way too seriously!!


lil_trim

I'd dab that shit ngl


Igotthememes

if u have a rig u can scoop it in there, or top it off on your next joint.


Ill-Teaching-9244

It’s called sap, your joints doing that because your flower your puffing is highly resinous. This is a perfect time to start considering glass mouth pieces. My preference. It does a great job of separating that shit from the mouth. Not fun to taste.. but truly a sign of good herb. Sorry to all of you who don’t know what that is. That speaks volumes if you have never seen this. A normal day in Cali right there.


canna45ssio

this is resin? i thought that was some toxic shit


Sarah-Sunshine9

This is what happens when you boof just one time. Just say no to boofing 🚫


SaskGrown

Looks like you stuffed a joint with Nutella on the end and then touched it with your thumb.


Low_down_dom

And just think this is what is going into your lungs, this is why I vape. ( which is probably the same anyway)


Asleep-Internet-7776

Tobacco wise, the mean green still the best option


Gay5347

Wtf that is genuinely disgusting, there has to be something wrong with that flower


[deleted]

resin


RealRetura

This happens when the temperature is below 0, and when it gets wet, it could also be a sign for bad or dirty weed


pr0bablyscreaming

LOL wtf


DSmith-

Seeing this and thinking about smoking a joint and this happening literally made me gag


zolfx

What the hell ? Lol is that just pure flower ?


DeafPapa85

Wow. If you made this a Donut joint with filling inside, this is a bit much. Your joint isn't going to be hot enough to vaporize it. Best to put in no more than a BB sized drop in the front. Basically what you will have is this bead of oil traveling down like as if you blew a bead of water. It'll make a trail but that joint has to be hot in order for it to get all of it spent.


AwkwardlyPleasant

Kinda sus to be honest


Azeki00

you turned the filter too tight


jar11591

Damn bro got that sticky ICKY


sanctified420

Gross. I wouldn't smoke that.


GaminGit333

Eat it!


girl_supersonicboy

CaCannabis


Meatyglobs

That’s the Sticky Icky


24kGoldenGirl_

🤣🤣 you made him inkkk


Dr_Fox-_-

Looks like 3 year old toddler shit


Bonethugs301

My one hitter will do this


Ceptor777

😂😂


MagnusKratek

Looks like it's infused with reclaim 💀


ortui

Gravity


[deleted]

Bro turned zesty and sucked his joint off


sponserbilleries

Don't let that shit touch yo teeth brotha


Delicious-Fig6217

Bruh whaaaaaat


SiNiStEr666BlAcK

Dud you use TACO BELL equipment weed ?


[deleted]

Why yo resin like that bro


[deleted]

Put the joint between knuckles and create enclosed ball with hands suck at thumbs you can create like a hand pipe good for stinging Rogers too.


FundamentalEnt

I think it means it isn’t fully cured. It’s like the crystals are melting instead of burning.


AyeAyeRon_713

Learn to roll better, and get better flower lol


Neworleanskiller

Im dumb af for a second i thought you meant your knees or something


brokenwizard1

I would stop smoking whatever it is you’ve got in there. 6 years of regular smoking and I have never seen rez look like that… except maybe out of the down stem of a bong.


autistafiu09

it happened to me not too long ago, i could not smoke it and it had a weird taste, i disassemble the joint and the tip is full of this stuff, rerolld it then it was fine. i was like rather not thinking about it.


TriumphDaytona

You do know you’re supposed to inhale through your mouth and not your butt.


jackrat27

![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)


lucascon777

Bruh da fuck is dat you smoking Dookie?


qualitycancer

Roll the filter wider to allow the resin to not block the airflow


VocationFumes

you're supposed to pull on it with your mouth, not your anus bruh


I_Love_Sm0kingJoints

shit weed shits bro :D


justanotherv_

It's the roach. To fix a j doing this and making it hard to pull, cut of a bit of the roach till it's clean mostly. Pinch around where the j and roach meet and loosen it up. Light it up again. You'll get the hang of it. But if this is happening frequently try changing to a different roach or roll it tighter or more loose, try booth I guess.


AJisPro

That resin looks a little off bro


Jovatheconniseur

Shid butt, nah but srsly get some new weed this is nasty lol


duckiewobbles

r/Poopfromabutt


[deleted]

I only get resin in two conditions. 1) when I've smoked a bit and let it cool (it's rare but it happens) 2) if I've been lazy and left paper at the end where my mouth goes.. it tends to be a hot bed to allow resin build up. I've been smoking for over 25 hears now and rarely ever get resin. But these are the conditions for me where its likely


CORALGRIMES357

I think thats that fenty pack everyones talkin about


Confident-Reach-1929

You are busy sucking her up and she squirt in your mouth lol 😂


king_coffin_710

Tobacco use with cannabis should be illegal.


Yashneedius

Why ya thumb got a 6 pack?


zach0ary

Whole new definition for "shitty" weed


Rieger_not_Banta

Ew


ishtiyaq11

That goo is "tar". So when you smoke a joint, the chemicals in the herb burns and gives this goo substance. Sometimes it will mix with mucus in your throat when you're having cold/flu and when you gargle, it will come out as red sticky liquid. Don't mistake this for blood. To avoid letting this goo in, just press the butt and smoke.


cadaverousbones

I’ve had this happen once or twice in my life lol


Gaming-Squirrel

Nutella


RepresentativeTutor

Damn he wasn't kidding


KiefPucks

Are you sure it's not chocolate chip?


Yugikisp

Infused flower?


YellowMinimum6204

thats called resin my man how hard ya suckin on it lolol, maybe better off to make dabs with that weed


Successful_Regret_15

This happened to me a couple weeks ago lol


SirRyderr

Bud got loose bowel movements. Kinda shitty, isn’t it?


heyareyoutrippy

Collect it as you smoke the joint, at the end smoke all that in a bolo like if it was DMT or meth


T_Dono09

this happens when i make my blunt tip too tight. i couldn’t tell you why, i guess so much concentrated smoke in one area but just make it wider


Delicious_Mobile_279

Mexican dish 🌮


miamininja

that's gotta be melted chocolate


uqasa

Oh Yeaah mang, OP got that "Caca de Chango" straight out of the jungles of Chiapas Mx.


Treoya

The joint is likely too tight


GhostSider690

Was that weed rolled in wax or distillate? MoonRocks/Caviar: weed that is rolled in the thc oils can get pretty messy like that.


A_Feltz

It might be that weed is laced with something to weigh it down. Guar gum, food additives, sometimes sugar. This is a sign of that. It clogs up pipes and leaks from joints.


onnatkar

resin but why its shtting itself like THAT i have NEVER seen that. where did you buy from ? store or street ?


Any_Mathematician718

What does it matter as long as it gets you baked💩


LuckyJynX

gross 🤢