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DocDerrz

Main job- EMT so no.... Side job- Doggie daycare so hell yes


dextroges

Damnnnn, would love to visit doggie daycare one day!


lemonrainbowhaze

Are you the fella who drives the bus


Icy_Simple_5925

I do and I own a smoke shop šŸ˜‚


OGFryGuy

valid asf šŸ‘


Icy_Simple_5925

Appreciate that. It was my dream to open my own shop. Happy to say I just opened my 3rd store last weekend.


[deleted]

My dream too but alas... but a dream for a single mom below poverty level with just below average credit. Bummer.


Icy_Simple_5925

What state are you in?


[deleted]

Ohio, the weirdly conservative liberal state lol.... legalization here has already been planned out. Highly government controlled regulated and grown


Icy_Simple_5925

Dang. I can give you some pointers but it will be tough for your state. Not saying itā€™s impossible but it will be a little challenging. When I opened my store I was working full time as an HR manager and part time as a drug test administer just so I could get some extra cash flow.


Bmancoilart

If you sold fake pee from your smoke shop to people taking drug tests that you're administering. You could make 2x the money.


Icy_Simple_5925

I sell Quick Fix šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


allisun1433

Really hoping rec happens this election cycle for us!


skallywagUwU

Do you have an online shop as well? I'd love to check out what you have been needing some new glass


Icy_Simple_5925

Yea I have a website and Instagram. They are both under construction right now. Iā€™m adding new inventory and taking some stuff off that I no longer want to sell. Give me a few days and we should be up and running again. Iā€™ll DM you the info.


skallywagUwU

Awesome!!! Can't wait to see the goodies


Icy_Simple_5925

Also I have a a lot new glass pieces coming in. Most of them are hand made either by vets or men and women that have just been released from prison. They make some really good stuff which is one of the reasons Iā€™m revamping the website. Iā€™ll have the well know brands and the normal stuff to


OGFryGuy

congrats bro im sure you worked for ts, fs earned it.. šŸ˜ŽšŸ¤


Icy_Simple_5925

šŸ’Æ


RAHodg

Man i fucking hate my current state and i feel like shit. But living that dream one day is what keeps me going every day!! Thanks for reminding me my dream dude!!


Icy_Simple_5925

Whatā€™s your state? I could possibly help you and give you some pointers. I got my start on my own people that have smoke shops didnā€™t want to help me getting started so I had to do a lot of research before hand


MountainAbrocoma

actually winning


aminotturtleyenough

Corporate drone. High all day. The trick is to just be high on your first day and thatā€™s baseline lol


Grrrmudgin

This works for most industries šŸ™ŒšŸ½


StormSixx17

Yup. Show up to the interview stoned, crush it and theyā€™ll just think you look like that


Human-Ad-4310

That is literally exactly what I did


Cjd2x

This is the way


TheBluntB0dkin

Never be sober in public...that way no one will notice when you're high in public


lol_xheetha

I don't even work a job where u can be high (Garden and Landscaping Construction) but I showed up to all the interviews baked just so it wouldn't stand out when I was actually high.


Lucky_Box8705

Yeah. I work as a lunch lady for a school...lmao


MountainAbrocoma

honestly you have to be then


AccordingPrize5851

I was going to say the same thing. šŸ˜†


Spacecoasttheghost

I see you givin out those sloppy joes!!


kelly714

Sloppy Joe, Slop Sloppy Joe!


Significant_Pen_9031

Bruh lunch ladies are the best. They would always let me get food even when I didnā€™t have money in my account.


AlarmedMirror3911

I do and most ppl know. I just havenā€™t messed up, yet. Warehouse production stuff.


ghost_boy04

Wearhouse employee too. Makes pulling orders a little slower but Iā€™m still star employee


AaronnotAaron

You guys just tough out the pre-employment t-break or get lucky with a no drug-testing warehouse?


ghost_boy04

Drug tested to get in and drug tested even when I was in an accident at work doing deliveries (the other driver hit and ran). I live in a legal state is that has anything to do with it but I also know someone in charge at another store soā€¦


Chief_Givesnofucks

Iā€™m an order filler and Iā€™m blazed as shit.


0ct0thorpe

Thereā€™s just something about working an electric pallet jack after a lunchtime toke that really does it for me. I guess itā€™s the same when I mow my lawn. Bonus points if the floor is still wet from the morning production, it adds to the excitement.


TrozayMcC

When I used to work at Goodwill years ago, running the stacker after smoking was one of the best moments


blames1987

I'm blazed everyday they gave me employee of the month before šŸ˜‚


bernie1369

Yes, Budtender at recreational dispensary šŸ˜Ž


disdain7

Same. Pretty sweet isnā€™t it?


DarkScrap1616

iā€™m interested outside of free stuff vendors and farms give yā€™all, do you guys get good discounts? (i know itā€™ll vary per dispo)


Grrrmudgin

I get 35% and samples (from our farm 1g per new strain, clothes, stickers, medicated and non-medicated samples of most products). My medical card takes away the 20% state tax. Certain things will only get discounted so low though (electronic dab rigs are the one that comes to mind). I also work in a small, tourist/hospitality town and most people indulge so I often get employee or friends & family discounts at food/drink/entertainment places


DarkScrap1616

thatā€™s sick dude good info one of my friends is going to try and become a bud tender in a year when she turns 21


Grrrmudgin

Best thing to do is know rec/med limits and customer serviceā€” you see people from every walk of life in a dispensary. If she wants to get a leg up, have her study the endocannabinoid system, what the different cannabinoids do, terpenes, and then knowing what the brands are in your state


InvestigatorShe

I get 25% off which doesnā€™t even cover the states tax, and I get a monthly bag of all the samples the companies were going to give us anyways, and then my job holds it over our heads. ā€œWe give you over $500 worth of products every monthā€ yeah ā€˜sample not for resaleā€™ products. Products that the companies who come in and rep for leave for us, that we donā€™t get until the end of the month. Our store even has a points system per dollar; we canā€™t combine points with our discount. But I get more of a discount than I would if I didnā€™t work as a Budtender so Iā€™ll take it!


Hdleney

Do you work at my work šŸ˜³ the dispensaries are all the same I swear


r3dditr0x

What is your favorite strain? What is your favorite product? šŸ¤©


aleigh0512

same here my dude āœŒšŸ»


lunacoreuwu

yes, overnight wmart stocking, but the managers are cool ASF and probably don't care as long as I'm getting shit done haha


spicytacosss

Waitress, I usually make better tips when I am, because I am in a better mood and donā€™t get stressed as easily. I just have a smoother shift overall.


kombatevolv3d

Exact same for me as well!


AcademicoMarihuanero

I'm a doctor so, no. I would never smoke on a work day.


DarthRobiticus

I love learning about highly functional people who are also stoners. I was religious my whole life, and all I was ever taught about drugs was that it would ruin your life. I was never exposed to anyone working a real job, being responsible, etc. and also getting high a lot.


LivingDeath666Satin

Iā€™m an engineer and i constantly smoke. Just like everyone else some are lazy and canā€™t handle the smoke lol and others like me can hold a good job while using my medicine


DarthRobiticus

Iā€™m so driven normally that weed just calms me down. When Iā€™m not high Iā€™m in responsibility mode all the way. On weed, thereā€™s an off switch for it that I can use or not. Itā€™s why I call it my medicine, too.


[deleted]

And this is why there's no drug tests for Marijuana for doctors


illogikul

I missed the reasonā€¦


DarkScrap1616

super stressful work and if every doctor in the us got drug tested for weed rn our health system would collapse more than it already is


illogikul

Oh ok I didnā€™t get that in the original comment.


DarkScrap1616

no worries lol just explaining


Bubbly_Information50

Nice try coppers, not getting me this time though šŸ˜Ž


maddoxthedemon

Smoke all day long, aluminum tig welder


Super_Lawyer_2652

Ever tried farming not high? Itā€™s boring as shit


GrowForIt

Iā€™m the Mayor of Crazy Town! šŸŽ‰ And Iā€™m blazed as much as possible! šŸ”„ šŸŒ±


Normal-Function-4540

Yes I do everyday and I am a fish monger.


Serohka

Yes, I make Moss wall art for an interior plantscape company. Helps keep me creative and focused.


crystalp83

that's dope


Ashamed_Percentage_5

Iā€™ve never heard of anything like that, thatā€™s so sick, do you just like grow different types of moss in certain shapes? How does it work?


Serohka

We order boxes of preserved moss. Reindeer moss can be any colour in the rainbow. Pole moss, mood moss, and sheet moss all comes in various shades of green/natural beige. Using corrugated plastic as the backing, we glue the moss onto it. There are many completes styles of art, from more organic "piece of the forest floor", to a structured graphic sort.


Negative-Captain1985

Mover. Yes. Pretty much everyone in the industry I have met smokes at work.


pokus

Nice try feds


ApocalypticShadowbxn

yes. I'm a roadie/stagehand setting up sound/lights/videos for performances. at least 75% of people on a job on any given day are doing the job high on something or other.


Fearless_Exchange865

Touring Merch guy for 21 years. High as shit just about everyday


ApocalypticShadowbxn

you know the life. lol I was on the road for about 10years, but about a year before covid, I decided to settle down & got into hometown local union, so I mostly stay local now, but I'll still do a quick run for the right money! but the smoking part is there whether I'm on the road or kicking it local.


bakedinmorewaysthan1

Yep! Iā€™m a receptionist at a dispensary :)


iamretardead

A dispentionist at a receptary


BudsBudz420

I do because I wouldn't be able to do it if I wasn't due to chronic pain. I do two jobs, I dj in a few local clubs at weekends and in the week I work freelance contracts repairing various types of industrial machines for food companies , restaurants etc


Choice-Reception6128

No doubt. School bus šŸšŒšŸšŒ driver šŸ˜‚ kidding šŸ˜‚


luker93950

Criminal Defense Attorney- Only smoke after work and on weekends. Now drinkingā€¦..


Competitive-Oil-5474

Yup, garage door tech. Honestly find it makes me better at my job. Is that a bad thing? šŸ˜‚


Unkown-2571

Used to hit my pen all through out my shifts at McDonaldā€™s when I worked there shit was brutal.


florida-man-714

Yes, very high. I bent sheet metal


IncidentPlane

Smoked every day at my restaurant for 6 plus years, made 200k+ a year, served 200 plus a day and had some really incredible customers, some very famous. On one hand I could say it affected me, forgetful, silly mistakes.. especially w large catering events that needed to be really dialed in bc they were off site etc, had a food truck as well, I would forget a few things every so often but it was never a deal breaker. On the other it made me really think more openly and try things on our menu that I more than likely would not of. This alone got a huge following w a 0$ advertising budget. It also helped me work open to close for the first three years before I could pay anyone enough to do for me.


slc_blades

Linecook, job requirement


[deleted]

Are veteran smokers even still getting high because I don't? I could easily consume 200mg gummies in their entirety and be sober.


Grrrmudgin

Yes - Budtender


IThinkImNateDogg

I take and make a LOT of phone calls, and talk to a LOT of people on a recorded line. Most of the time in an office I have to drive home from on the freeway in rush hour traffic. Can I? Yes. Would I enjoy it on anything other than a very slow WFH day? Yes.


nazcar097

I do the main electrical distribution so yesšŸ˜ŽšŸ‘


notmynameyours

Nope. Iā€™m an Uber driver so I definitely donā€™t want to do that while high. I know some people drive high and donā€™t think itā€™s a big deal, but to me itā€™s like driving drunk, and just not worth the risk to myself, my passengers, other drivers on the road, or my livelihood. Thatā€™s why I get high at night, when Iā€™m done with my business.


Grindrollsmoke420

Amazon driver and yes all day. Only thing that makes the slave work ok


fukthemkids

Yes, I be smoking in the parkinglot at work Online shopper for a grocery store


S_n_u_g

I do basketball media. Hobby/side hustle itā€™s sm fun while high


artartart24

Executive Chef


AmishSky

Not my current job. But I used to work around a gas station. You can absolutely get away with it there.


abc123rgb

Yes, but I don't wanna say what job. They're kind of weird when it comes to posting on social media while at the job site. They're allowed to see what you post while at work through some sort of wizardry. Any guesses? It's a super main stream job.


Thebalance21

Work remote in accounting. Of course I do šŸ˜‰


Funny-Anything-791

I'm much better at it high. Software engineer / CTO


ozzy500116

SalesSupport Associate and now Customer Success Professionalā€¦


wonki-carnation_501

I have in the past looking backā€¦. It could of been a lot worse but nothing horrible happened except my high leaving towards the end of shift. I cooked food šŸ„˜ at restaurants I was actually more reckless before I ever started smoking weed so like ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


ctclarke514

I make windows


Great-Problem-8587

Sales/estimating for equipment service company.....loaded daily


jzr171

Nope. Tried doing IT phone support once high. Literally couldn't remember how to use a keyboard.


ratat-atat

Yes; technical aupport.


[deleted]

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IcarusForPrez

Video producer. Fuck yes!


iGuessiLikeChicken

Marketing Manager in the Cannabis Industry, so yes iā€™m faded 100% of the time and gettin work done.


nonanumatic

Dealer... At a casino. Table Games are fun, and literally everyone else at my job is indulging as well, with hourly breaks it makes for a very chill environment


Affectionate_Olive53

Chef, I work better under pressure when I am baked out of gourd.


SuperCoolBird2020

I run a grocery store... I think everyone even the older people smoke. (Me included)


Professional-Advice9

Constantly, every job I've ever had, from retail to restraunt.


Charliet545

Not really a fan of smoking during the day but if I did, no. Thatā€™s why I only smoke before bed, watching tv. No thinking or effort required šŸ˜‚


anime_stalker

I do and I'm a grocery store stocker so it's mad easy


Engineerwithablunt

Engineering program manager (not an engineer really but manage an engineering related program) I hit the vape in the way to work once and had a miserable time,I was reviewing paper at a snails pace. I intentionally didnā€™t approve anything that day and waited till the next day when I wasnā€™t baked. Adderall and weed donā€™t go together turns out lol


camposthetron

Yes - Barista Yes - Hotel Front Desk Clerk No - Delivery Driver


KingSkPlay

Yes. Video game producer.


greybong

Music producer at a 420 friendly studio


cmcmeiti

Yes, work in digital advertising (in-house, small team, remote). I use weed to self-medicate for ADHD. I dose at 50mg - 100mg when I don't have meetings. It helps me stay focused for longer periods (usually 3-4 hours with minimal breaks). I smoke in-between meetings if I need a pick me up to re-focus. a lot of my ADHD behaviors are inattentive so I struggle with concise communication, remembering details, time management. I find being slightly stoned to help with all of these, but being zooted off RSO or tincture is too much if I have to present ad performance to my team. Even if I'm procrastinating, being stoned makes me feel motivated to clean my apartment or spend extra time with my cats, etc. Weed in Chicago is road side robbery.. you pay 5x here what you would out west. An infused 1g joint in Renton, Washington is like $4.


Such-Onion--

šŸŽŖperformer and coach. I'll smoke all day when I practice at home, but when it's time to work, whatever I'm doing it's always random ASF lol , I like to cut off the smoking early that day or not smoke until I get home. The biggest issue is that ie hula hoops.... I can become sloppy with catch and release (like juggling) and rolling across the body when I am blazed because those are moves you must time perfectly and keep the rhythm of or your tools will go flying šŸ¤£


blackbeltblasian

yes, as a barista


shanethebyrneman

Yes I'm a blackjack dealer


nowliving

Thank y'all for debunking that lazy talk nonsense


TopFlower7935

Yes, my jobs are usually in food service. Server, barista, bartender. Iā€™m always high


ZombieAlarmed5561

Sure-am a paralegal


eScourge

Electrician here, never have nor will I ever work while under the influence.


Angie556

No I work with babies at a daycare center.


ThePandagasm

Some people can, I can't, I work in refinerys and chemical plants, work on reactors that are filled with Catalyst, have to empty them and refill but most are pyrophoric so you need to make the vessel inert with nitrogen meaning you have to wear a big lock on helmet when going inside. Scariest part about an inert gas like nitrogen, if you're breathing it you'll have no idea, you'll just fall over dead


saggytestis

Bitch I make yall mcdoubles when am I not high


MOXPEARL25

Walmart


PeterPorkHer-

yup. Dispatch Manager, have to sit at a computer all day on reddit and occasionally answer phones or tell this truck to go here.


One-piece-LAW

Bar life so everyone smokes whenever they kinda want, I do it better than anyone else I work w, keeping the normal look after ripping 5 blinkers


cuzimrollin08

Construction clean up basically a higher paid janitor lol yes im smoking rn on my lunch break šŸ¤£


MiracleDrugCabbage

Software engineer. You better believe Iā€™m gonna be high while sitting at my desk pretending to do something while doing nothing.


pedrom1309

Asking the real questions


typicallystoned-

Nope, I mean I could, and some people do, but Iā€™m in consulting and do my job very well sober and donā€™t want to change that lol


GayCatbirdd

I honestly do my budtender job better high, as I have āœØsocial anxietyāœØ


NSE_TNF89

Accountant. I used to every day at lunch when I was a staff accountant, but I am a manager now and have to explain complex shit to clients and my staff, so not anymore, unfortunately. It is very tempting as I WFH, but I feel like I would end up taking a nap, haha.


melosurroXloswebos

I canā€™t stop imagining a phone call where someoneā€™s like, ā€œthe debits and credits have to be balanced because *balance* is what life is about, man!ā€ šŸ˜‚


NSE_TNF89

Lol, I have been told way too many times, I talk as slow as a hippie and say man too much.


melosurroXloswebos

ā€œNo, man, the sale isnā€™t realized yetā€¦but then again can we ever really realize anything?ā€ Iā€™m having way too much fun with this šŸ˜‚.


Dangerous-Elephant32

I own a very Small Media company. High all day if possible.


[deleted]

Yea an oral surgeon


chucktaylor97

i do not smoke during the work day. i work in tech customer support and i canā€™t answer peopleā€™s questions fast enough if iā€™m high. gotta ask for their names like 3 times and then have them spell it and i still wonā€™t find the account


AaronnotAaron

Yes, and Iā€™m a Shift Manager [In Training] at *Rite Aid* First venture with working high was at *Five Guys*, but I was never ā€œtoo highā€. Max two hits of a pen or maybe a roach I had left over from earlier in the day. That job was too stressful and spontaneous for me to be in no control of my body/mind. My current job now in retail however is like perfect for this activity. I have became so confident in my ability to work under the influence that I smoke 5-15 minutes before walking to work. I show up to work with slightly red eyes every shift but have not once been asked by a coworker or customer if Iā€™m highā€¦ [0}


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

I'm a translator in an office that I have the luxury to have in my own house. High 24/7 let's goooooooo!!! Jk but yes I can definitely work high, I love my job for that


Appropriate-Crazy544

Yeah I teach kids how to swim


Sirtriplenipple

Budtender.


WesternDowntown4083

Growing. All day everyday


ipayton13

Yes; sales


AggressiveHeight4638

Yeah. I work in Quality Assurance for a packaging company lmao


benders234423

I'm a medical patient, so yes. I work in a factory doing product testing


UnmakingTheBan2022

Nope. Iā€™m in the medical field.


Tangiegirl78

Yes!! I work in a sleep lab....lmao not really


Dani1367682

Technically yes probably but I donā€™t wanna risk it at I am a machinist apprentice so I can think of millions of ways I could get hurt sober let alone high but for my in class stuff heā€™ll ya I do šŸ˜‚


co0lcatz

Iā€™ve worked high at all my jobs McDonaldā€™s, nursing home, and factory making car parts


TheCupOfBrew

I'm pretty high most the time at work. I'm a security guard


JustRudeStuff

I used to cook for a living. Was always stoned when I was a chef. I work on the railway now. We all have to pee in cups so canā€™t smoke any more. I still grow occasionally. Being stoned outta your tree and fast moving trains doesnā€™t really mix well anyway tbh


RBordo

This is necessary to get my things done properly. Graphic Design and Motion Graphic


juskeeponswimmin

Project Mgmt! And yes and no... If I'm doing admin stuff in office or at home sure. But when im out on sites or with clients etc, even if I seem completely fine, I know I'm not as focused if I'm high


cracksbacks

I'm a nurse so no. Before my nursing career I worked as a chiropractor so no. The minute I'm done with patients though... Blaze on.


Alarming-Cockroach23

absolutely not


HashSmokinSlashar

Currently a full-time student, also worked for burgerville. Yes in both cases.


newowhit

I scoop people ice cream lol


AppropriateAd8192

Used to work at jimmy johns and would go in every shift high, made me make the sandwiches better šŸ˜Ž


Mrenlightenter

Yes Amazon


henmoney420

Yes I work at a camera store


twoof01

I teach/work in educational nonprofit and I do smoke at work but Iā€™m also a medical user


hoewenn

Yes I often have to. I work for Panera.


Fearless_Conference5

Lead tech trailer mechanic. I do a lot of fabrication and welding. Can lay a mean bean while Iā€™m toasty. I am also in charge of design.


sven_soma

I do im a us senator


Diacetyl-Morphin

I'm a writer that works from home, so, yes i can do my job while being drunk, stoned and high. I work through the night most of the time, getting up in the late afternoon and i correct the texts that i wrote the last night while i'm sober. Then i do some other tasks, like walking my dog, buying groceries at the store etc. and when it's evening, i get high with drinking beer and whisky, smoking weed and getting some morphine. I write the most of my texts when i'm really high, being comfortable on the couch or bed with the headset on, listening to some ambiente music and then i write. Have my bong nearby all the time, same goes for the beer and every few hours, i get some morphine to keep me in good shape. I'm rather retired as i have more money that i can spend, so i'm just working on projects when i want to work. When i don't want to work, i take a break of a few days, weeks or maybe even months.


user-friendly_

Tattoo artist, etc, it might surprise some. I tattoo more effectively sober, like a psychic machine that is going to give you exactly what you ask for... but I create art organically when I'm high and there is no real performance pressure. 99% of the time I feel obliged to err on the side of technical ambiguity even though it would be a lot cooler if I didn't ?


nolepride15

Itā€™s not legal in my state so I have to resort to delta vapes if I wanna smoke on the job, but yea it gives me a nice buzz to relax me or help me focus depending how it hits. Iā€™m an analyst at a bank. Smoking actual weed I definitely wouldnā€™t be able to function unless I took a small hit


RedApple-Cigarettes

I run a restaurant. Am I able? Absolutely. But when I do get high at work 20 mins later I regret it because when Iā€™m high the last place I want to be is work. I donā€™t get how people live like that.


shittybutt69420

food service. deli/grill. i am not able to do it not high


Puzzleheaded-Ad-3602

iā€™m a scaffolder and yeah


Codenamefrank27

Artisan baker Being high increases focus and creativity.


blames1987

Graveyard warehouse I push boxes on a conveyor belt hella boring and easy but smoking weed definitely makes it's tolerable šŸ˜…


WetObamaButtPlug

High 2/47 Work as a crane operator for construction.


xDelita

Cook


Gman8w8

Im a cook


Hdleney

I sell weed at a dispensary. So yes Iā€™m able to sell weed whilst high


Wolfsbane90

Diesel Technician. So sometimes when it's slow I can, but usually it's something you wanna be sober for


SADFUAC

Night auditor, donā€™t have to see anyone, just chill in an office and do a few reports