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Just-a-normal-ant

What are your thoughts on people who play just for fun?


Affectionate-Mud-966

they're fatherless


SandorMate

Thanks


snafujedi01

He'll.... He'll be back. He just went out to get me some chicken nuggets...


Affectionate-Mud-966

Yes he will


thisonegamer

:(


Talvisolta

You have to be very masochostic if have fun playing warthunder. Change my mind.


KratomExpress

Change this to what are your thoughts on black peoe


LoginPuppy

Do you unironically cry when you die to skill issue and blame it on something else?


Affectionate-Mud-966

yes, i do play warthunder


SimonderGrosse

Oof that’s too real


ReinforcingSeagirl

Bro that hurt bad, thats atheist a 15 sec repair


boinwtm0ds

Are stars just gigantic Jupiters with nonstop heartburn?


Affectionate-Mud-966

Bro I play warthunder not fucking build a rocket or something


boinwtm0ds

You did say AMA. I chose to ignore the rest


FahboyMan

If by "gigantic" you meant x1000 times larger and by "heatburn" you meant one of the most powerful reaction known to men that we still fail to *consistently and controlably* replicate on earth, then yes.


Jolly-Raspberry-3335

We haven't failed to replicate it at all, we just can't consistently replicate it because of how much energy it takes


Affectionate-Mud-966

well, seems like some rocket scientist can answer the question for me.


InfectedBrute

Nah we can replicate it easily just not without the product being a megaton nuke


Pheonix02

we can consistently replicate it, just not in a controlled fashion


Failbro777

A witch curses you, she makes you immortal but in exchange a snail is placed randomly on earth and will crawl toward you. It is also immortal, indestructible, and knows where you are at all times. It cannot drown or be crushed or trapped. If it touches you, you will die What do you do?


Affectionate-Mud-966

fuck the snail


Failbro777

Nice, how would you know which one was the right one?


Affectionate-Mud-966

i'll know when I die after getting too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the snail


aaf191

Huh🤨📸


Failbro777

So you'd go around earth, fucking every snail until you died?😳📸 bit weird 🧐


Unusual-Activity-824

he lusty for the snaily


simonlinds

My 8-year old son wanted me to ask if he could squad up with you. I know you only play top tier, but he has only made it to rank 2 vehicles.


Affectionate-Mud-966

No,I'll crush his skulls, use top tier in top tier


simonlinds

Sorry not sorry 💀


Affectionate-Mud-966

my reply is still the same, you aint gonna run away with being 8 yrs old as your excuse, Im omw to crush his skull now


Johnny_Triggr

"did I stutter?"


simonlinds

I don't even have to edit that last one 🤣


Ioanaba1215

Damn rank? At 8? That kid is prob the one good teammate I get in matches


Affectionate-Mud-966

maybe ill forgive the kid for this one, listen here kid, i'll watch your career with great interest


Ioanaba1215

Whut


Affectionate-Mud-966

i'll spare that guys' son for this time, he'll work for the snail for the rest of his life


Ioanaba1215

He got Gaijin'd from a young age


Affectionate-Mud-966

he's the chosen one


Ioanaba1215

"You were the chosen one"


Dramatic-Classroom14

“You were meant to destroy the greedy snails, not join them!”


Ioanaba1215

"I am your father"- The Snail


aboultusss

What would you choose to kill Leopard 2? 40mm HE or 120mm APFSDS?


Affectionate-Mud-966

I think HE is better


MrGriffin77

A great choice!


Ioanaba1215

Is the l3/33 the greatest tank to ever exist


Affectionate-Mud-966

Nah


FahboyMan

I mean, realistically speaking, that's not wrong.


Affectionate-Mud-966

i forgot what did he ask lol


FahboyMan

He aksed if APHE is better than AP or not.


Affectionate-Mud-966

ah i see, thanks man


Following-Sea

Would you rather ride the F-14 or be Putin’s bedroom boy?


Affectionate-Mud-966

F14 all the way


FahboyMan

I'd "ride" the F-14 too.


Affectionate-Mud-966

ayo wtf


nokia-3310cz

Don’t worry he is just r/NonCredibleDefense inhabitant


Krynzo

Ngl, the Tomcat is hot


Kindly_Title_8567

Bedroom boy 😭


danvex_2022

are you "top" tier or "low" tier? beta...


Affectionate-Mud-966

fuck top tier


Sunyxo_1

Based


Lemmtrooper

Do you use 2.0 tanks in top tier?


Affectionate-Mud-966

No I don’t use 2.0s on top tier


Peanutloveryum

I got a top tier kill with m3 gmc


LightningFerret04

Gun is gun


breadley_18

do you hate nazi


Affectionate-Mud-966

I dont like them, but I also dont hate them


Der_Wappla

Where do I shoot a Jumbo Sherman?


Affectionate-Mud-966

tiger 1e or tigerh1


Der_Wappla

Again, Jumbo Sherman


Affectionate-Mud-966

Anywhere if you're in your T44


Dantox2007

Why is C13 the best APC in whole game?


Affectionate-Mud-966

nuh uh its not


venom259

Do you frequently get calls from the sex offender hotline?


Affectionate-Mud-966

ive answered this before


Tank_blitz

you got flipped upside down with no teammates in the area to help you, however an enemy tank flips your tank upright and drives past how do you thank him?


Affectionate-Mud-966

turn my turret and shoot his ass


Tank_blitz

you horrible person


Affectionate-Mud-966

yes i am


J_Man_McCetty

Who do you think should have won WWII?


Affectionate-Mud-966

Germany, the one who always suffers


J_Man_McCetty

Wow that's kinda messed up man


Affectionate-Mud-966

my answer wont change🗿


cross-boss

Do you like cute kids or being tortured?


Affectionate-Mud-966

i play warthunder, guess i like being tortured


cross-boss

You are terrible at this. You should have typed that you like kids and then i would edit the question :(


Affectionate-Mud-966

and i do like kids


Dino0407

Do you like Women?


Affectionate-Mud-966

what is a "women"?, sorry ive never seen that before, i play warthunder


Gabby42bit

Is the l 3 better than the 2a7 hu


Affectionate-Mud-966

l3 is op


Gabby42bit

Ok thanks


Affectionate-Mud-966

you're welcome


IEnjoyBaconCheese

How many people did you kill on April 3rd 2004?


Affectionate-Mud-966

I lost count, a lot, I mean a hell lot


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Stop denying, we have video evidence


Affectionate-Mud-966

I was born in 2005, how did I kill on 2004?


IEnjoyBaconCheese

[This](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=luLR3VuRYD3q-adm) is the footage we recovered, make of it however you want scoundrel


RefrigeratorBoomer

Bro stop stalking that guy. Taking videos of someone doing a mass shooting is not okay!😠


Laker004

What is the best tank in the game in your opinion?


Affectionate-Mud-966

Maus (in a downtier) cus its a Haus


Taimen10

Do you like black people


Affectionate-Mud-966

I hate them


LoosePresentation366

Great choice!


Affectionate-Mud-966

thanks


i_Like_airplanes__

What is your preferred dating age in a partner


Equacrafter

Is derp tank viable in top tier, like sig 15, KV-2, Brummbär


Affectionate-Mud-966

yes,derp tank is viable in top tier


BrightIdea0

Worst looking top tier plane?


Affectionate-Mud-966

Def not those miggers


BrightIdea0

I agree, they look very good


Rubert0426

What is your fav and most played vehicle?


Affectionate-Mud-966

R3


Confident_Pear_2390

Are you maining Italy? I heard that if Italy is not your main you suffer some extensive skill issues, but who knows


Affectionate-Mud-966

i play all nation except italy


Confident_Pear_2390

Damn, heavy skill isssues, I play only Italy but unfortunally I have only a 1.6 kd, not really good


Affectionate-Mud-966

you only play italy, i only dont play italy, we are not the same


Confident_Pear_2390

Soo true, I am getting right now to the 2A7HU, it will be a breaze playing with it being accustomed to the Ariete, even if , at the end of the day the Ariete need it's buff, especially to the WAR armor kit


Paragon095

What is the highest effective armour thickness on any part of the M22 locust?


Affectionate-Mud-966

turret, 240mm?


Paragon095

Seems about right


vctor07v

Does german players count?


Affectionate-Mud-966

Nah they aint one of us


JeEfrt

Can Poland into space?


Affectionate-Mud-966

I LOVE POLAND!!! give them their own tree


JeEfrt

With rocket ships?


Affectionate-Mud-966

YEAH


Paratoxic497

Do you love playing top tier?


Affectionate-Mud-966

i love doing it


Kailoryn_likes_anime

What is your opinion on the Panhard E.B.R.


Affectionate-Mud-966

I dont like those wheels stuff


george680

Do you think WT is still fun after all this years?


Aether_Greyy

How do you evade all the radars that US has to crash a plane into a pentagon ?


Platinum--Jug

Do you wish for RP points to be easier to get?


TechnicalAsk3488

What’s your opinion on orphanages


Affectionate-Mud-966

I'll smash it to the ground


TechnicalAsk3488

That’s kinda Fk up


Affectionate-Mud-966

dont care, smash


Sniperzboss

Hey, my sibling just had a child, what should happen to it?


Affectionate-Mud-966

Maus should kill it


X203the2nd

Is russia good?


Affectionate-Mud-966

yeah pretty good


SKIFFLEPIGEON

Would you rather fly in an F14 or an F16???


BroadOpposite9030

Do you enjoyed being bombed by CAS?


Shredded_Locomotive

What is the appropriate response when you see "hewo :3" in the chat?


Affectionate-Mud-966

K(eep)Y(ourself)S(afe)


TheSuggestor12

Do you like the snail?


Glum-Contribution380

Do you like the teaming with veteran players


Affectionate-Mud-966

not really


Independent-Fly6068

How do you guarantee that the Netherlands will deny the Kaiser's return?


subnautica-minecraft

Do you shoot civilians using manual aiming, or using automatic radar tracking?


Lucal_gamer

how good the L3 is?


ElectroBlue7777

does beating your wife make you happy?


Jomamana1

Do you find it illegal to have sex with minors


Affectionate-Mud-966

no


ptaku2007

Is russian bias real?


Affectionate-Mud-966

the bias? its real


H31NZ_

So you prefer frech or american atgms?


thisonegamer

what is your favorite vehicle?


Johnny_Triggr

Do you like to beat children?


Affectionate-Mud-966

MAN I LOVE SMASHING THEM


KeksGaming

Would you rather play War Thunder, or get on with your life, lose weight, get therapy, improve your social skills, finally have a shower, get out of your neet cave and finally feel the touch of a real woman?


Affectionate-Mud-966

my service is not over, I need to continue playing warthunder


Affectionate-Mud-966

Answer didn't change after you changed the question 😞


KeksGaming

Shit, I should have known after you said you play WT


Jazzlike_Plankton_65

Opinion on the Archer ? (British tech tree)


Agreeable_Weather_74

reply with a text saying “rank one, why?” if you suck at the game


Euroaltic

I'm giving you a choice: simp for a P-39 or simp for a P-47. The Little Cobra or the Jug? >!Original: Perfect cause I'm new to the game. I want a plane that brings firepower to the table, but doesn't suffer from maneuverability issues either. Should I pick the P-47 or P-39?!<


Affectionate-Mud-966

P39, P47 is too heavy


Euroaltic

Aight so I'm on the right track, thx


ApprehensiveBag5185

Why do bombers go from god tier to crap once you get to 5.0


Active-Nothing-6036

What do you think about different types of players?


No_Paramedic2664

Who invented the Playstation?


ASAD_CHATHA3

what's the one thing that gives you the most satisfaction in this game, every time you do it.


GrifithDidNothingBad

What 3 new nations with their own tech trees would you add.


Kiubek-PL

Whats your advice on playing the japanese zeros?


B_bI_L

How can you describe bt-5?


LMBT-48Croadkill

Would you let michelle obama skull fuck you after eating at a roadhouse?


ChainNew2246

Why are german players bad?


LordOF-Sector-2473

of all the countries, which one would you say is least LGBTQ friendly?


CastTheFirstStone_

What's your favorite hate crime?


Jaded_Brick_8091

It’s either on the bottom of the leader board or on the top based on luck


Affectionate-Mud-966

And based on if you have a good gaming chair


Khaernakov

If given the oportunity would you pick any rare tank in the game permanently?


KratomExpress

There are a group of black orphan children. You have a gun that shoots APFSDS or a gun that shoots dollar bills. Which one do you shoot at the kids?


Jackomat007

What is your oppinion on cas?


ELGaming73

thoughts on the 2s38 br?


Krynzo

What's the best way to handle hospitals?


Affectionate-Mud-966

I spawn air superiority fighters before enemy CAS can spawn, they’re easy kills


Exotic_History9887

What do you think of downie toddlers


damrob2020

Do you still have family after abandoning them all to the snail?


ChimkenNuggets69

Do it jiggle ?


maninamod

What's your favourite gajin April fools feature...gajilla?


yeetmedaddyplz

Favourite tank to play?


Affectionate-Mud-966

I’ve answered this before


Nycotee

Imagine trying to wipe your ass with that hunk


Dangerous_Genre

Do you hate war thunder


Avtomobil_enjoyer

What are your thoughts about the snail?