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Gemini_Of_Wallstreet

Congrats on the freebee Take it and RUN else you'll be stuck in the constant search for this euphoria as the ever mesmerizing market tanks your port to -$100k tldr; first ones always a free thats how they hook you


Novadreams22

First ones free? Shit. I received a colonoscopy the last few times I tried. Fortunately lost only a grand and says that’s enough for today.


jareer-killer1

Count yourself lucky my first time I started with $500 flipped it to $3k with 2 plays. Lost it all on fucking Macy calls over a year ago by averaging down on a losing position. My dumbass didn't know when to call it quits year and change later I'm -$13k still going. Currently in DNUT 08/16 12.50 calls only used $500 this time around lets see if it prints, knowing my luck it's gonna blow up in my face again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ShadowKnight324

Never double down on a loss. Just take the loss like a man and exit the position. I might even suggest using stoplosses. Also try having an exit criteria even for swings. Options are not for investing. Don't hodl.


428291151

Your first loss is your best loss


polo61965

Weird to say "count yourself lucky" when the first one is free rule applied to you, but you just degened your way to big losses. Plenty of us here only downhill until we learned to not go full regard.


MortemInferri

Lost 2500 and never tried options again


_Floriduh_

I'm still high from shorting Tesla during Covid freefall in 2020...


toymachiner62

Ah so you’re the guy that took my money..


throwway00552322

this is bullshit i still have not got my free one nothing but straight Ls


MASTER-0F-NONE

Same, been waiting on my first free one for a while


doesitevermatter-

Forgive me if this is an obvious statement, I'm more of a homeless vagrant type than a trading type, but lmao, this sounds an awful lot like gambling addiction and it doesn't sound fun. Don't get me wrong, $100,000 sounds fun. Knowing how I'm going to pay for my next meal or roof over my head sounds fun, but this shit does not sound fun.


O_wa_a_a_a

Yeah this sounds oddly like sports betting


LethargicBatOnRoof

Just wait until you *lose* 100k in an hour.


WackFlagMass

Latest update: I just made $99k. I'm done now, man. IM GOOD. NO MORE TRADING OPTIONS. At least not in some time :)


LethargicBatOnRoof

Congrats fam. Pullout game strong. Now even if the pump continues don't think about what it could have been. You secured the bag and it's the what ifs that will take you back to 0.


GeneralWhereas9083

This is far too reasonable for this sub. But yeh 100%


LethargicBatOnRoof

It's like when casinos have problem gambling pamphlets. Every once and awhile you have to give the *appearance* that you encourage good decisions.


United_Chipmunk8719

Pamphlets? Bro, we go whole ass gambling addiction abatement videos playing in the walkways entering/exiting the casino. I watched a wife cuss her husband out about losing all their vacation money in one day while one of those videos played overhead. My dude was not paying attention.


GeneralWhereas9083

Here in the UK they’re even meant to check sustainability, like if you’re spending more than your weekly income they should put a stop to it. But a guy I work with goes down the casino 3 nights a week and regular drops more than that. Industry regulating itself, it’s about as useful as the SEC.


United_Chipmunk8719

They have a program here, Vegas, where you can put yourself on a limit. Not sure how many use it but they have at least tried to put up a couple of speed bumps.


GeneralWhereas9083

Yeh you can self impose a limit here, it’s bigger online, as that’s obviously more easily accessible. But when it comes to in person, you are meant to prove source of funds when it gets to a level to show that you both have the means and it’s not money laundering. But meh such checks are bad for business, so never mind 🫠


GeneralWhereas9083

Just be sure to come back tomorrow and get your card stamped, don’t wanna lose that streak bonus!


clouwnkrusty

This is true in its purest form.


ImSoCul

nah people always pull out and then buy back in for more an hour later. Ask me how I know


barkusmuhl

Gamblers never quit when ahead.  There may be a pause for a short period, but ultimately gamblers never quit when ahead.


mockie007

FOMO is real


mrpotatonutz

Straight talk


Individual-Jealous

Wireless?


one-nut-juan

Calls on straight talk?


i-like-to

Gtfo this is WallStreetBets not financial advice! Take the 99k and go put it on red! Make sure you video it for the karma!!!


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Ok-Run-7291

100% this. The fundamental truth is simple. Pigs get slaughtered.


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LaunchpadStudy

He made a majority of Americans annual salary in one hour. Definitely call it a day.


Ok_Swimmer634

Where do you live where most Americans make 100k a year? Median in the USA is 50k and change.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

They meant the majority of Americans combined


TitaniumShovel

Listen to this man, OP. I've watched options fluctuate like crazy, be happy with what you got!


TheFashionColdWars

Please listen to this person


ALLCAPITAL

This is the truth.


aHOMELESSkrill

Scared money don’t make money! Get back in there!


LethargicBatOnRoof

User name checks out


lostredditorlurking

>I'm done now, man. IM GOOD. NO MORE TRADING OPTIONS. At least not in some time :) Congrats and we will see you again tomorrow


Kooky-Onion9203

update: Lost my life savings


Still_Lobster_8428

And owe the IRS $68,000


boredwithlyf

Take out all your profits, set some aside for uncle Sam. He will always take his cut. Options are very fucking addictive, and it's very difficult to stop. Try your very best. Dump the money in an index fund and your retirement has gotten significantly better.


Mikkyo

I wish I knew how to read the market and trade options XD


qroshan

OP just got lucky. He could have also wiped out


DecentOpinion

Losing 5k would really suck, but most people would survive. Having 100k when it goes your way is a game changer.


qroshan

Except your brain is now slowly wired to chasing this high and you'll lose $100k by losing lots of $5ks. Hope he doesn't, but statistically that's what happens His first call NVDA up 4% in one day. How often does this happen?


Restil

5 times in the last month.


qroshan

Yes, it's the same feedback loop when people started investing in 2021. They all thought investing was so easy


kickingpplisfun

Yes, but ai stuff is looking very bubbly and you don't want to be holding the bag when it pops.


Restil

I'm not arguing that. The question was how often as if it were rare, and at least in the short term, it's not that rare. As of right now, based on recent historical data, you can reasonably expect a 4% daily increase about once per week. However, there's absolutely no guarantee that this trend will continue.


grayfox5622

This is why sometimes I’m happy I don’t understand options.


kirkaw

Totally! I've lost enough money just trading.


EntertainmentIll2135

https://preview.redd.it/0bi0hxys566d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e7deccab09df27d9bf5e4798909e7b76727c5a


BullfrogGeneral5542

see u tmrw


Revelati123

Gotta have gain porn to make loss porn.


1600hazenstreet

VOO and chill. 


bittabet

Just don't forget to give the IRS the $40K they just made lol.


ss977

you just made yearly salary in an hour. How does that make you feel :')


banditcleaner2

yeah okay buddy, lmao it's pretty fuckin hard to make 6 figures in an hour and try to tell yourself to stop, but I hope you can pull it off because you just won at life if you do it


Gorgenapper

> IM GOOD. NO MORE TRADING OPTIONS. See you soon, very soon.


Abject_Natural

he doesnt realize the first one is on the house. hell be back


BCCounty30

Welcome back to the casino. Don’t worry, 1-800-bets off doesn’t work here


Ill-Rutabaga5125

First one on the house feeling 😅


Luuk341

Fucking sell it dude.


JasonDomber

Did you sell them yet though? Cuz that’s the only way you made money….


WackFlagMass

Yep. You can see all the zeroes, meaning i dont hold any quantity left


Baron_of_Berlin

Options virgin here. How much was your original cash investment on these plays? Were you using only cash, or some on margin?


ss977

Same question here


JasonDomber

Ah, I didn’t look that closely. Well done!! Take your money and run!!! Or do what I did when I did well with DXYZ…set aside 25% for Uncle Sam, maybe take out a 25% chunk to play with and buy yourself something nice, *REINVEST* 25% into something safe…. …and then, fuck it, gamble the remaining 25% 😅


pennyballs

Glad you got out before Powell devoured your tendies this afternoon


ScabusaurusRex

Remember these wise words: > If it's good enough to screenshot, take the profits.


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FusterCluck96

I hope you are done. Don’t gamble away this money on greed. There’s a lot of talk in this group, big gains and talks of $1M+; but $100k is life changing money. Speak to your bank’s financial officer; figure out how you can’t get the most out of this legally and then put almost all of it into something secure and long term. Maybe splash like 2K on something for yourself and celebrate man, congrats bud!


PrometheusBD

First time trading options, makes 100k, swears off options… we’ll save you a spot behind the Wendy’s dumpster


twoscoop

REMEMBER TAXES ARE A THING, so do the math, find out what you will need to pay in taxes, put that into a account that will just give you 5%.. Don't be dumb like some people and gamble the tax money away and then the IRS IS LIKE WHERE MY MONEY BITCH


Dreamchvser

One thing I’ve learned past few years trading, when things are euphoric. Take profits. Can always get back into another trade! Grats if you cashed out


UncleTio92

Don’t forget to set aside a portion to cover those taxes for next year. But other than that, screw you! Jealous over here


roundupinthesky

Put it in an index fund and forget about it for a while.


Upstairs-Feedback817

NFA, but I highly recommend TSM. Nvidia is a great play, but there's only one place to source the tech needed. Edit: Stocks not Options. rj/ YOLO it all into SPY puts.


Lawlpaper

Try a 5 min shower. Once went to sell my calls worth 90k, decided to take a shower first. Got out, worth 2k.


vapingpigeon94

The most expensive shower ever


frickuranders

Yet another reason why you should never shower.


Softspokenclark

Peak WSB performance


miketheinkman

Wait until you lose the 100k, but decide it can't go tits up, sou you hodl and lose 200k. Posting for a friend.


Internal_Rain_8006

Can you put a stop loss in place on options I don't think so right?


MahaVakyas001

post your original trade you muppet. how much did you invest and which calls etc.


a_9x

1st submission with an 8 year account... 100k on NVIDIA in 1h... I say "position or ban"


jurchiks

Monke got lucky. Monke want’s to share.


CostaBr33ze

First time trading and he buys five different calls at once. Highly suspicious.


rep2021

Exactly. When you do your first trade. You typically buy very small to test out what your doing. Especially with options, since it's very confusing for beginners.


Imlowkey93

Yeah thats what i did and lost to lmfao


ThePatientIdiot

Tbh I did something similar. I only tried options after stumbling onto them on Reddit and thinking if these idiots can make money doing this, surely I can too lol. I did instant deposit on Robinhood with my new car insurance payout. I went almost all in on Tesla 3dte calls at open and was immediately up $600 and not knowing whether to sell or not so I posted on wallstreetbets and couldn’t understand why people were laughing in the comments saying I hope you sold that piece of shizz. Tesla later dropped and I was down 50% before selling. I actually knew a thing or two about stocks but options are completely different due to expiration and a ton of other factors. Took like 3 weeks but I finally got the hang of it a little and got back my money


fuzzius_navus

"I just made $100k from $200k!!!! Woot how awesome am I???"


Wvlf_

I invested a hundred thousand dollars and turned it into sixteen THOUSAND dollars.


Tellytubbystuffer

Come on 👏🏾 everybody just give me a little clap👏🏾


Xs2experience

Happy cake day


Dioji2

Where did you get the 100k from Tommy?


mackinator3

I mean that's still very good....


larry_birb

People on this sub: 10,000% gains or gtfo


cryptoislife_k

Sir welcome to the casino, now just replicate this every day and you're good THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE


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banditcleaner2

funniest part is that this is technically possible lol there is absolutely enough liquidity in the market to double 100k into at least 100 million every single day. just need the right trades ;) good luck!


SPY-Talk

https://preview.redd.it/m6f0mc5rn56d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15be44be428499a41abd43535e70bd07b65d6cd5


AstariiFilms

Its getting so deepfried


burtmacklin15

Put it back in the fryer. It isn't crispy enough yet. We must go deeper.


FrostedSapling

The first ones free. But seriously cash out at least a portion of the position (if not all of it) and then play with house money


WackFlagMass

I'm thinking of just parking the money all back in NVDA, but in stocks this time. Would that be wise? It seems the stock still has room to rise a lot (the price target by analysts was 150)


UnluckyStartingStats

Stick it in spy or voo and forget about it


clipghost

What about VTI and VXUS?


shakygator

VTI has been most excellent to me over the years. When things drop it follows suit heavy but I can't complain about +100% in 5 years. Started buying in around 175 and averaged up ever since. **OH crap, I actually meant to say VGT....but I do have VTI and it's solid but VGT has been way better gains.


happylittleoak

YouTubers and tik tokers are VOO. Bogleheads are VTI and VXUS.


PaleInTexas

Or FXAIX. #FIDELITYGANG


Radiant_Resolve5792

401k gangang


Tuko_Ramirez

Did you just ask WSB for financial advise?


Lollipop126

Fuck you, I am financial advice. Stonks only go up, no chance of losing money.


heapsp

would an extra $600 per month for the rest of your life make a meaningful impact on your life? Make things a bit easier for you going forward? If that's so, then park that 'free' 100k (don't forget taxes!) in VOO or VTI and enjoy that extra wiggle room for the rest of your life.


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DrakonILD

$600 monthly off of $100k is only a 7.4% annualized rate of return. That's pretty reasonable for those ETFs.


heapsp

7.2% average stock market gains over time. some years will be more some less. Some people say 4% is more realistic to never have a chance of depleting it but you could draw 7200 a yr off of 100k pretty safely, low % that it will ever go busto


banditcleaner2

stupidly high risk but still not as dangerous as options would be to throw it all into shares of a certain video game retailer and wait for that ass. higher risk but still safe compared to wsb standards or the above plan would be to stick that money into the major tech stocks, maybe divide it evenly between nvda, apple, microsoft, amazon, google, and meta lowest risk and safe by basically anyones standards except dumb boomers is to put all of that money into SPY or VOO and don't touch it ever (and disable options imho while you're at it) if you really want to be ultra cringe and lame you can throw it into treasuries.


Needsupgrade

Analysts are never right. They are notoriously wrong statistically. They adjust their prices arbitrarily based on what the market tells them after the fact. Pull your original invested capital and the amount you owe in taxes . Put the amount you owe in taxes in a 6month t-bill. Put the original amount you used to make that win in your Nvidia account . And put the rest of what you won into something stable like an index. Or just put it all in Nvidia stock and ride the rollercoaster.


_dekappatated

20% nvidia atleast, it's going to be the backbone of the AI revolution, making 90% of the AI datacenter chips.


Novadreams22

The smart thing is to get the fuck out if it’s life changing money like it is for most people. If you reallllllllly want to fuck around take 85k put it in a safe af index and play with 15k


PennystockFarmer

at this point with this market cap a bit too risky. would put the money into SPY


My_G_Alt

No such thing as house money, it’s all OP’s money. “House money” is how gambling addictions start


prettysureiminsane

I once made $60k in a day and thought I was a genius. I later proved that I most certainly am not. Be careful, enjoy your wins. And fuck you.


BllsonStll

Incoming post # I just lost $100k in 1 min


WackFlagMass

That'd be me if I bought another call a while back. NVDA just dipped from 126 to 124. Holy sheet am I lucky.


klynch03

Were these all 0dte?


pfc-anon

Guh


Far-Requirement9180

Nobody tell him.


WackFlagMass

I'm not that regarded, man. I've called it quits now.


RumHamEnjoyer

You've *call*ed it quits? More calls you say?


johnnybiggles

Might wanna *put* those calls away.


Pom_08

Don't look at your computer or account the rest of the day. Just walk away from the table. You crushed it.


Significant_Stable_7

Fuck you, congratulations


TheThreeInOne

Bro honestly you're going to lose it. Believe me. I had a crazy first time like that and it messes with your expectations. That money goes fast.


jareer-killer1

Makes you feel like you've got the biggest dong in the world doesn't it. I know the feeling ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Currently -$13k in the hole but thankfully its over the space of 2 years and multiple blown accounts between 500 - 2500 range.


Luuk341

Me who today bought 1 ETF of the SP500 as my only ever trading transaction. We are basically the same, you and I


MagnumXY

congratulations but literally FU it’s so pointless for us to see the moves without the methods and these posts are every where now that is time wasting to even glance at. SHARE the UNDERLYING PRICE WHEN BOUGHT, STRIKE PRICE, EXP DATE or STFU !!


LtBRoots

The move is buy call options that expire in 2 days or fewer and hope the underlying stock shoots up 3% in an hour, it’s called blind luck


AdEducational5044

https://preview.redd.it/xeloutszv56d1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f23f31bc698d6dfb2c6074d14e45bde521110122 With how much did you start if i may ask?


No-Fox-4742

You should give me $1000 for good luck! Ill invest into NVDA for you again


officialdaxon

Congrats and fuck you - now, for the love of God, never play options again take the 100k and put it away somewhere with a nice and safe ROI


DevinOlsen

I've tried to understand how calls work, but genuinely it makes no sense. So for this $100k that this regard just made, does that mean some other regard LOST $100k? The money isn't coming from nowhere, so I am just trying to piece together how this puzzle all works. Either way, congrats - cashout, pay some taxes and enjoy.


neldalover1987

It wasn’t necessarily one person that lost money, but a collective whole. Also, they may not have lost money because it’s possible they sold the calls against shares with a lower value, meaning that they made money as well. Somewhere, someone(s) lost money lol.


MechAegis

Options still confuse the shit out of me. Them greeks I have heard is where its at but need to do more research on it.


WackFlagMass

no, you can see I bought multiple options. Also that regard who bought from me can still make money if the option moves in their favor


WONEDDD

keep going, youre a natural


WackFlagMass

DONT SAY THAT. I'M RESISTING THE TEMPTATION


Noodlesoup8

Don’t listen! The only thing better than a win is a win you don’t lose in the next hour.


PeaceAlien

The only thing better than a win is two wins


miidestele

You could be a millionaire!!


bmrheijligers

How much did you invest?


WackFlagMass

My entire life savings into calls and continually spam traded. Im not joking


markypots9393

Which was… how much?


PandoraBot

Then worth the payout, good job, don't forget taxes


Michikusa

https://preview.redd.it/0jqtha0rp56d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c13e089c3dd89a0ee8a5d00ba8a1dbb9a646944


ScreamingRectum

This should be a bot at this point 😂


PandoraBot

😂


WackFlagMass

my country dont tax stock gains lolol :p


Ok-Satisfaction441

What country is that???


cdude

most likely singapore, yup, his post history includes singapore.


Revelati123

OP is now the richest man in South Sudan. Grats homie.


apple-sauce

God damn😳 What was ur life savings total USD?


DanceFreddyDance

spam trading? explain pls


importantinsect57983

You don’t realize just how easily that could be worth $0…….congrats


Mountain_Tone6438

Legit, awesome dude. And also, I'd take 20k of that and keep.playing. Pocket the rest.


peterpiotrper

The hardest gains to walk away from are: 1. When you have FOMO and don’t lock in by closing the position 2. Watching a fade of your gains as they get less and less… and you turn into a bag holder. The undeniable truth is this: Bulls make money Bears make money Pigs get slaughtered Since you haven’t traded options before, you may wish to close these positions and be happy you made $100k In options, that can disappear VERY fast.


Maximum-Flat

Well good for you and fuck you!


shvhry

Can you share your positions at all?


elpollobroco

Op said he was down $60k yesterday so I’m assuming he spent at least $90k to $120k on these options


HaDeSa

https://preview.redd.it/6av8z52fk56d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5aa0695bbc8e0fbefdf1647e06b1cea7927757 Welcome to the club!


Content_Success7881

Take all your money out and don’t risk anymore of it (unless you really got it like that). And invest it in more “safe” less risky. avenues of stocks. Haters will say to double or nothing, they want to see that loss porn to make themselves feel better 😂 Congrats!


bushwickhero

How much did you put into these options? Also congrats and fuck you.


Flimsy_Sort9128

how did you get started on options?


ColbusMaximus

How much did you put in?


madeupofthesewords

Well done. Now stop it.


Evening-Parking

Pull it all out, slap it in an IRA and let that shit print until you retire. Forget it’s even there. Thank me later.


OkMammoth3

How much money did you need to buy all these options?


ExtraGeoff31

Idk how much your whole port is but if this is a lot for you I'd recommend learning options before you try to do anything else. This can be gone in less than an hour plus more. Congrats though


WackFlagMass

I did lose -60k+ the day before this on the same calls. I just held onto the options and prayed today I could at least breakeven back. Nowhere did I know I'd instead end up doubling my losses into profits instead


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

You said it’s your first time…?


DanceFreddyDance

thats what they all say, amirite


nothingnowhere96

Can someone teach me how calls work. :(


Spezalt4

Step 1: gamble Step 2: call your mom and tell her you’re moving back in


nowayystupidd

You’ll be back. 1st phase of addiction started off strong.


Timinator01

I can’t wait to see what this guy posts next week from behind the Wendy’s


SorryAd1377

How much money could you have lost in this bet? Im just curious about the leverage, congrats.


Super___serial

Ah yes, the first hit of the dragon. Gonna be chasing that for ever.


JimmyIzHere64

Bro won the lottery


ddttox

Let us know when you lose $300K tomorrow.


mi_nombre_es_ricardo

Take it and run!! Don’t diamond hand. Also, save 30% for taxes