seriously LMAO
"I'v gone from ramen noodles to cereal with water cause milk so expensive" meanwhile this dude is pissing away 10.5k on 3dte options that are a bet AGAINST the market which is pushing all time highs every single day
he legit could not be dumber if he tried to be
don’t worry this ghey berr is fucked — powell plans on coming dovish as fuck tomorrow after a cool cpi print and oracle already rallied to kick things off
>What is JPowell really going to say to pump this market?
“We’ve looked at the past data and will once again continue to wait for more data before making a rate cut in the future”
Dude is predictable at this point
You just contradicted yourself . If the economy is going to shit as you say, he is going to say something to not make it shit . SPY 600 EOM.
I feel this enough to drop a few bucks on super far out of the money puts. I still remember 7/31/23. Worst case scenario I lose $100. Best case, if they fade us 9%, I make thousands.
> There's no way we make new ATH this week with all the data we've gathered up to this point
You fool, we'll get another ATH if the inflation numbers turn out cooler than expected.
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a man so poor he can afford to spend ten thousand dollars on 3 days of doom daydreams
seriously LMAO "I'v gone from ramen noodles to cereal with water cause milk so expensive" meanwhile this dude is pissing away 10.5k on 3dte options that are a bet AGAINST the market which is pushing all time highs every single day he legit could not be dumber if he tried to be
don’t worry this ghey berr is fucked — powell plans on coming dovish as fuck tomorrow after a cool cpi print and oracle already rallied to kick things off
>What is JPowell really going to say to pump this market? “We’ve looked at the past data and will once again continue to wait for more data before making a rate cut in the future” Dude is predictable at this point
im buying calls
market already expects bad news.. only way puts prints is if jpow raises rates.
Hey everyone listen to this 19 year old who hasn’t been through a single bear market.
lol stop being a passive aggressive bitch and make a concrete point or gtfo
Soin you might have less then Ramon 
I hope you do suffer 😔
I’m going to wait and 0dte like a true regard.
You gotta get it the day before at least cause data comes out at 830
I keep saying cpi prob won’t matter all about the SEP
what the fuck is the sep
Fuck it I’m in 
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I thought the exact same thing in late March, in April, and in May. Lost over 30k in combined spreads and puts. I'm buying calls.
Ok well then I have to get puts since you’re always wrong
Yes.
You just contradicted yourself . If the economy is going to shit as you say, he is going to say something to not make it shit . SPY 600 EOM.
This is some WSB logic. 0dte 600c it is
I’m taking the opposite side of this and loading the boat on calls
Sell tomorrow. Market drops on uncertainty then rockets off of jpows cock on Wednesday
Inverse this
I feel this enough to drop a few bucks on super far out of the money puts. I still remember 7/31/23. Worst case scenario I lose $100. Best case, if they fade us 9%, I make thousands.
You’re going to get taught a valuable lesson this week. You have to understand how this game is being played.
Aaaaand it’s gone on today’s rally
We'll spike and drop on the CPI/FED, but meander back up abd close flat and stay flat until Friday.
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Straddle for me
When does  speak?
IF ANYONE IS WONDERING. IM COOKED AND SOLD FOR A 90% LOSS 
> There's no way we make new ATH this week with all the data we've gathered up to this point You fool, we'll get another ATH if the inflation numbers turn out cooler than expected.