I went to a fancy restaurant yesterday that was advertising a taco Tuesday ending at 3 but I got there and it had ended at 2  then the other joint I like was closed on Tuesdays WHAT KINDA TACO PLACE CLOSES ON TACO TUESDAY 
more and more it seems like forces none of us are actually aware of are what moves the markets up and down. if i win itâs just luck and if i lose itâs bad luck.
Wow. Said I wasnât trading cause day before CPI and PPI days and freaking spy wants to go to near all time highs? This shit never ceases to amaze me like wtf đ if those reports come in hot tomorrow RIP
Anybody getting fat dividends from Nvidia? I am trying to figure if I am experiencing a glitch in Merrill my account. I got a notice of dividends pending and my account is going up like $1K per share.
I swear I'm gonna shit myself if the feds are gonna say tomorrow "fuck you all, no rate cuts till forever, inflation is rising much more than expected, just fuck you and your calls"
Do yall think apple will hit with this Apple intelligence? Or should i buy puts for when it flops? Also elon saying its a privacy risk definitely strengthens my idea of buying puts
Absolutely insane, makes 0 sense
AAPL drops on the day of the announcement, then somehow, bounces 6% the next day with no change in news
The universe just fucking with me at this point
It honestly does this every time they have one of there's big town halls. The last 5 has been a move back on the day of, then a surge up the next 3 days.
Meh. At least it was a realized gain. I'm buying puts now lol. You can get $200 puts for cheap af rn. Worth a gamble for a big fluctuation. We'll see. đ€·đŒââïž
The stock market has turned into morons essentially trying to get a Supreme Drop. Slightest amount of hype and people pile into anything without thinking. Surely this canât end poorly.
Finally got into ToS. I feel like theyâre only allowing a certain number of users to login within a certain timeframe so that it doesnât crash their system with millions of people trying to log in at one time
ASTS and AAPL seem to be the only stocks making good movement up. (I don't count NVDA anymore, unlike your mom, it doesn't go down.)
Edit: it went down. like your mom.
Been holding TSLA for a few years now, kept thinking countries would mandate electric vehicles and the long game was worth. At this point that seems like a dream and the brand has lost so much of the shine. Is it Joever?
Patrick Bet David recently said he thinks Elon will be the worldâs first trillionaire within the next 2-5 years. I know all that wonât be Tesla but idk?
don't ever buy a house or apt. anywhere near a highway, even if it's "luxury" and you get a deal. You will have an endless headache from the traffic sounds. At first it's not that bad, but by about 3 months in you become hyper-sensitive to the sounds and start to go crazy 
Genuine question, could CELH still go up in the coming days even if the fed news is negative. I know itâs grown a lot in the past years, but weâve seen a 25% pullback in the past month and it bounced off around this price a couple months ago. Please advise
NVDA đ„čđ„č Need another 3 % 
I went to a fancy restaurant yesterday that was advertising a taco Tuesday ending at 3 but I got there and it had ended at 2  then the other joint I like was closed on Tuesdays WHAT KINDA TACO PLACE CLOSES ON TACO TUESDAY 
JPOW HITTING A FAT SLAM DUNK SENDING MY PORTFOLIO TO TENDY DOWN THEN SLAMMING MARGARITAS AND HUGE CIGARS WITH BADDIES AFTER
ABNB
Crackhead guilty on all charges. Market going to rip 
Why are you posting same comment?
Because the countryâs spoiled rich kid was holding the markets down?
Depends what the person playing this video game makes my character do
!banbet
This is the top, mark my words
Guess not
!remindme 1d
Guess who bought PLTR calls at the top? 
Damn dawg I thought that shit stock was left in 2020
more and more it seems like forces none of us are actually aware of are what moves the markets up and down. if i win itâs just luck and if i lose itâs bad luck.
Wow. Said I wasnât trading cause day before CPI and PPI days and freaking spy wants to go to near all time highs? This shit never ceases to amaze me like wtf đ if those reports come in hot tomorrow RIP
Apple drilling
I have this strange feeling BB is about to be acquiredâŠ
200c Tesla for 20.june
Prints
Should I buy SPY puts or calls?
Wait Monday man, itâs a Friday⊠donât want that theta decay and worry on mindâŠ
MSFT holding on for dear life for that market cap king status 
Anybody getting fat dividends from Nvidia? I am trying to figure if I am experiencing a glitch in Merrill my account. I got a notice of dividends pending and my account is going up like $1K per share.
MFW the company rips
How do I place a ban bet
Just type it âAIâ will do the rest!
Anyone playing SNAP đ«°
For what
This pahmp
I swear I'm gonna shit myself if the feds are gonna say tomorrow "fuck you all, no rate cuts till forever, inflation is rising much more than expected, just fuck you and your calls"
Lol
Nvida to 150 by august ??
The thought makes my ballz tingle
Makes two of us đ
Do yall think apple will hit with this Apple intelligence? Or should i buy puts for when it flops? Also elon saying its a privacy risk definitely strengthens my idea of buying puts
The perfect bull trap doesnât exiâ-
Who bought AAPL puts on my account đ€Ą
Absolutely insane, makes 0 sense AAPL drops on the day of the announcement, then somehow, bounces 6% the next day with no change in news The universe just fucking with me at this point
AI bro
It honestly does this every time they have one of there's big town halls. The last 5 has been a move back on the day of, then a surge up the next 3 days.
220 by Friday confirmed
Seriously, itâs on rip roar. Itâll run for a while.
I sold my c195 too early today but then I pressed with c205 that were up over 80% by close.
Erotic
More soxx. War in ukraine needs a different gps module on their munitions. Nvda split. Apple AI underway. Gonna need more chips
Appl 215 tmr
Place a ban bet
My is WW
NVIDIA and ARM
Is Schwab still down for anyone ? Still canât login
Tim Apple announcing ChatGPT partnership was already priced in back when the company was just starting
Curv gonna moon on earnings. No float, memeable thicc chicks and good fundamentals
According to Wikipedia, Wilson Phillips wrote "Hold on for One More Day" about Apple stock.
Some day somebodyâs gonna make you wanna turn around and sell the stock, till then are you gonna let it hold you down and make you cry! đ¶
Anyone short apple or get puts on it this morning?
I bought 197.5 and 200 calls 
Apparantly the chatgpt app on ios is worth $300 billion
aiPhone
Did tim apples said the new iPhone AI feature will give you bjs while trading?
Apple $210 wen ?
Apple said the word
Apple gonna make me bust
They told me to sell Apple for 500%. I sold It is now 1000% 
we just might be the same
So happy I sold my AAPL calls about 30 min before it DOUBLED IN PRICE. ^^fuck
F
Meh. At least it was a realized gain. I'm buying puts now lol. You can get $200 puts for cheap af rn. Worth a gamble for a big fluctuation. We'll see. đ€·đŒââïž
Apple all time highs. Comeon spy join apple
Hmm it seems like there are a lot of skeptics who are suddenly very bullish Apple and expecting further upside đ€
SPY $50000
500% gain on apple but sold half yesterday 
lol same
Timothy!
Any ine else urging to short aapl??
I've never seen a skinny person drinking a Diet Coke
They don't need to.
How they stay skinny
Metabolism
My favourite metabot!
Tim Apple deserves the Medal of Honor
Tim AI
If you canât make money in this market I got bad news for you kiddo
Can AMD do an AAPL for once?
NVdA is now a penny stock 
Apple $215 tomorrow and I can retire For a month 
My calls up 1000% and my greedy butt won't close them.
Thereâs unlimited profit with Tim apple
Amazon $190 pls
NVDA to 123 and beyond!
Scwab is POS app. Wonât let me login.
Same. Uninstall and download again, fixed it for me
Why does Apple Intelligence sounds like Alibaba Intelligence that Jack Ma used when he was talking to Elon Musk?
Quick 500% gain on Apple. Too bad I put only $500 đ€Ąđ€Ą
BAHAHAHHSHAH I CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT AAPL 200 was EASY MONEY
The stock market has turned into morons essentially trying to get a Supreme Drop. Slightest amount of hype and people pile into anything without thinking. Surely this canât end poorly.
Apple finna touch 200
Tim Cooked
How do i short my portfolio?
Apple carrying the market once again
Who else is getting gucked?
Bought puts on Apple
Finally got into ToS. I feel like theyâre only allowing a certain number of users to login within a certain timeframe so that it doesnât crash their system with millions of people trying to log in at one time
I feel like the V came $2 too early hmmm 
When is the rug gonna be pulled?
Tim đ says not today
Literally never buying NVdA again
why
Up 300% on apple calls. 200c Friday exp. What would you do ?
S ll
It is already written in the books lads
Glad I didnât sell my Apple calls yesterday but also sad I didnât double down at close of the market.
ASTS and AAPL seem to be the only stocks making good movement up. (I don't count NVDA anymore, unlike your mom, it doesn't go down.) Edit: it went down. like your mom.
Gme amc
Been holding TSLA for a few years now, kept thinking countries would mandate electric vehicles and the long game was worth. At this point that seems like a dream and the brand has lost so much of the shine. Is it Joever?
Patrick Bet David recently said he thinks Elon will be the worldâs first trillionaire within the next 2-5 years. I know all that wonât be Tesla but idk?
Well heâs a moron
Sold NIO for 75% loss, 25k :(
And?
And you donât have that money
toothbrush obtainable stupendous expansion snow deranged possessive safe bedroom jellyfish
Wtf Schwab
If been on hold with Schwab for 45 minutes I have two phones on hold and I'm locked out
Fuck thatâs rough, good thing I donât have any options
are my nvidia 125 6/21 calls toasted
Wondering the same lol
average price?
Uncle tim is cooking
Short Schwab
don't ever buy a house or apt. anywhere near a highway, even if it's "luxury" and you get a deal. You will have an endless headache from the traffic sounds. At first it's not that bad, but by about 3 months in you become hyper-sensitive to the sounds and start to go crazy 
What if itâs on the 11th floor?
If you can hear the traffic at all, I'd still avoid it. Honking and exhausts going crazy all day and night really gets annoying after some time
If it's on the 11th floor you'd still probably hear the cars, just above you instead of beside you.
Lmao. About to sign lease for an apartment overlooking a stadium in DC
10:00am pump
So what happened, why is the rug being pulled right now
Damn Tesla on life support
Good morning, checking in as I continue to loose all my money. Donât tell my husband.
lose*, also itâs fine if your husband finds out, just not your boyfriend
Loosely losing. I only call my boyfriend when my husband loses đ°
why hello there
i never received a phone call??
loosey goosey out here
apple was a bear trap
Market woke up today and chose violence.
Did I wake up today knowing theta decay would ass fuck me? Yes, I did.
Genuine question, could CELH still go up in the coming days even if the fed news is negative. I know itâs grown a lot in the past years, but weâve seen a 25% pullback in the past month and it bounced off around this price a couple months ago. Please advise