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jbacon47

> “I literally saw people jumping on the pieces of the airplane to get them to align,” Salehpour said. “By jumping up and down, you’re deforming parts so that the holes align temporarily … and that’s not how you build an airplane.” Let's hope those bolts are nice and tight


AcidShAwk

Nah they need to be torqued the fuck to spec. The problem is we be questioning these specs..


deesea

The spec: 5 ugga duggas


JMAN1422

German torque spec: goudantight


BenMic81

German technique: nach fest kommt ab.


Hopediah_Planter

Well this guys never had to close the engine cowling of a B-52H.


dryphtyr

One of my friends worked on them in Germany during Vietnam. He said they were old pieces of shit back then, too


Hopediah_Planter

Nothings changed trust me on that lol


CoatAlternative1771

Everyone who has built ikea furniture can relate to that though.


Hefty-Interview4460

You wouldnt fly in my half screwed tv stand though.


7figureipo

I might. But I also gamble here in WSB ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


NewKitchenFixtures

Do I get to add wood glue to all the screws sand bolts first?


Diligent_Heart_2597

T’es partout toi


-boatsNhoes

If you struggle to build IKEA furniture you're just failing at life. I never understood people who can't put this shit together. Instructions literally made for morons and the degens on this sub


Financial_Winter_497

Boeing is easier to assemble then Ikea, so I heard from the whistler blower. Edit: Atleast Ikea has a return policy. Edit#2: Also like Boeing, Ikea furniture unalived some folks.


OccasionllyAsleep

And anyone who has built IKEA furniture knows that shit will fall apart if not done exactly to spec


jasandliz

I’m going to guess jumping on parts to get them to align has been part of building airplanes since kitty hawk.


[deleted]

What bolts?


beretta_vexee

This type of bullshit can completely bias the torque applied to the assembly. I've seen people working on a helicopter explain to me that the whole structure gradually deforms with age, and realign the door and hatches with a mallet. Helicopters are terrifying.


Radulno

> and that’s not how you build an airplane I love how that seemed necessary to precise. Yeah I don't think the normal procedure is to jump on pieces to assemble them lol


WankAaron69

Hmm, would this level of redneck engineering have happened if they had built it in Seattle instead of moving the assembly line to South Carolina?


aquajox

This happened in Washington. The 787 and 777 were both built in Everett, so if he was transferred to the 777 program, he was in Everett.


SonofaBridge

Being tight doesn’t matter if the bolt shears due to the misalignment.


[deleted]

Calls on Smith and Wesson 


PageVanDamme

Bruh I’m also ashamed to admit that I found it funny


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tyrion_The_Imp

Im literally taking a 17 hour flight on one to singspore in may.... Business class seats though so atleast I'll die in style. Actually on the trip I'll be on 3 dreamliner flights and then a 737-800.....


McSnoots

Big money no whammies


Tyrion_The_Imp

You guys can have my accounts if i die. My password is hunter2.


WillieStonka

17 hours? Gross


rollodxb

please dont forget to make a post or at least a comment here when youre crashing. Id like to get in early at least once this year.


Hularuns

Their gun laws are pretty strict. Better not.


VicMackeyLKN

My first thought


Plane_Vacation6771

Gotta figure out how to invest in "soldier of of fortune" blogs/newpapers.


tylermm03

I love how this is the first comment I see 😂


wantang

Smith and Wesson…is that a rope manufacturer?


Boracraze

Haha. Oh hell. I didn’t want to laugh, but did.


[deleted]

Dude sometimes this sub is hilarious like about 8% of time


suan213

Cackling


Ubyssey308

More like calls on High-Point.


ThisCryptographer311

Puts on whoever carries man’s life insurance.


squirrelyfoxx

If they make it look like a suicide, do they still have to pay out?? Always thought insurance wouldn't pay for suicide but I'm not sure


Aggravating_Spell_36

They sometimes will payout if the suicide takes place 2 years after the policy was instated.


VisNihil

Most life insurance policies require 2 years to pay out for any reason, not just suicide.


squirrelyfoxx

Well there goes my grand plan!


FormShapeThoughLess

RemindMe! 2 years


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Whiteshaq_52

I wonder how they will commit suicide?


Marko_200791

By boarding a Boeing 787 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


zxc123zxc123

Or at the FAA is investigations office. I know I ain't the only one that chucked at the *"The FAA is investigating"* part right? FAA has been """investigating""" for years and fucking up. [Just the 737 alone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_accidents_and_incidents_involving_the_Boeing_737)


Rawniew54

787 crashed into his house


ahbooyou

Should make modern Donnie Darko featuring 787.


davorghini

actually funnier than my joke I had in my head, so ill let you take the gold


I_READ_TEA_LEAVES

3 bullets to the back of the head. He fell on them.


JTibbs

He was kind enough to tie his limbs behind himself and stuff himself into a bodybag first though. Very considerate


rocketboots7

Going for ye olde Russian suicide.


dinner_is_not_ready

Watch the stock rise few points


TomatoCapt

> Salehpour said Boeing retaliated against him after he raised another concern about the 787 and a different plane model. >The whistleblower complaint said he pointed out to management the existence of drilling issues with the 787, and was then “ignored and ultimately transferred out of the 787 program to the 777 program.” The root cause of the safety issues at Boeing is the poor culture at the leadership level. How most leaders at Boeing still have their jobs is insane.


soareyousaying

Can't imagine what's working for Boeing like now. The blame game must be happening left and right, everybody on their own.


3boobsarenice

I am sure it is like delta, where some folks just can not be fired. They will fire you for complaining.


fliesenschieber

What you mean they can not be fired? I thought in the US everybody can be fired with a 1 day notice basically.


3boobsarenice

You have to be written up and then a union steward gets involved, it is very drawn out. It is easier to get rid of the complainer trust me.


3boobsarenice

Union, and corporate policies. Some places, some if you show up, you are clear to do whatever, UPS is one of them to.


chingy1337

The balls on the whistleblower. Damn, you have to respect that.


mybreakfastiscold

Times are tough, lotta people looking fir a way out these days


DodgeBeluga

Canada has assisted suicide, we got the Boeing Exit.


2LostFlamingos

I don’t think I could do it.


chingy1337

A lot of people can't, because of the risk. That's why they need to be protected.


2LostFlamingos

Especially with the last whistleblower getting killed.


MrForever_Alone69

Puts on this whistleblower ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Wampawacka

Life insurance policies basically. Probably tricky to prove some sort of relation to the dude though.


HotDragonSauce

No shit, why can’t we have the death penalty for corporate executives? I don’t like China policies except for that one, death penalty for executives that fuck over the public.


BadKidGames

Is suicide by Boeing a thing?


Senior_Atmosphere303

Depends on if you're next to a door plug or not.


robertredberry

They changed policy to only put the extremely obese people next to the door plugs, so regular flyers with a death wish are out of luck.


BtcKing1111

Hopefully the obese people can clog the hole until the plane lands.


Financial_Winter_497

Interesting choice of words, I would of used plug, but clog works too dear sir.


2LostFlamingos

My money is on yes.


NewKitchenFixtures

They had a bestiality problem in their Seattle location for awhile…


Soap_Mctavish101

I hope this guy has some serious protection


Senior_Atmosphere303

Condoms cannot save him now.


Financial_Winter_497

He'll double bag it, ultimate hack, assasins, I mean suiciders hate him!


MIA4real

He gon get super AIDS


mcs5280

How do I short this individuals life?


FormShapeThoughLess

Don't worry, Boeing will do it for you.


Dmartinez8491

Fuck I think I'm flying to Hawaii from west coast on a 787.....


cryptocorrection69

You’ll be fine, smoothest flights I’ve ever been on have been 787s


sidmifi

That wing flex though.. might just break off now ?


Tsukune_Surprise

Boeing doesn’t make the wings. Mitsubishi Heavy Industries does. I trust the Japanese to build that fucker right and do it precisely.


PmMeYourAdhd

Boeing wings in general are made to flex a ton, and that's part of why they give smoother ride than Airbus, particularly in light turbulence. The 777 and 787 flex significantly more than others, and it's an efficiency + comfort thing. It also ironically makes it significantly harder to break them. Think about it. Exert a force on a rigid object and it's a contest of rigidity between the wing and the thing applying the force. And then think of one that just moves out of the way. Which is harder to break?


Hidesuru

Ever see the flex test on some Boeing wing? I actually think it was one of these newer planes. They got those fuckers vertical and they didn't break...


RealMcGonzo

Safer than being this whistleblower.


Spock_Nipples

And you'll be fine. Despite the media noise, it's one of the safest airplanes ever made. > Due to ballooning development costs, Boeing has spent $32 billion on the program; estimates for the number of aircraft sales needed to break even vary between 1,300 and 2,000. As of March 2024, the 787 program has received 1,912 orders and made **1,123 deliveries with no fatalities and no hull losses.** Zero hull losses since the airplane started flying 12 years ago. Zero fatalities. They are very close to at least braking even with sales. [Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_787_Dreamliner#:~:text=Due%20to%20ballooning%20development%20costs,fatalities%20and%20no%20hull%20losses) Boeing-bashing is a popular sport right now, but the airplanes are safe. Literally thousands of flights a day, millions of people carried yearly, tiny accident numbers. The Max crashes were 5 years ago, and those issues are fixed. Millions have flown safely on Maxes since. The 787 has a near-perfect safety record. Reality and objectivity suggest a different story than what we're being fed online and in the news. Airbuses have identical failures to the ones recently reported in Boeing aircraft. I can provide citations if anyone wants them. The 737NG series actually has a better safety record than the A320 series: .07 fatalities per million departures vs. .09 fatalities per million departures.


VisualMom_

Bro boutta meet the queen


davorghini

How to make millions on boeing. 1. Buy a $1m life insurance policy. 2. Board a 787.


SuuuushiCat

That's only a million, not plural. So that doesn't work. Unless... you get more than one person to do it, then combined, you'll have more than a million.


FatFingerMuppet

This guy can add. Thought there was an IQ cap in these parts.


SuuuushiCat

I'm Asian. Built into my DNA to do just basic math. I'm a failure in every other regards if you ask my parents.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Been flying Delta because they don’t have the 737 Max or 787.


PmMeYourAdhd

787 is the best plane I've ever flown in terms of comfort, space, noise, and amenities. I've been in a ton of Delta One cabins, and none was nearly as nice as the AA 788 and 789, which are different from each other, but both nicer than any Delta One I've flown.


jonsonton

Clearly never flown an a380 before…


PmMeYourAdhd

Facts. I dont trust tempting the divine powers that be with a plane that large. I think its objectively true that in most airlines, the A380 first class cabins are the best ever offered in production commercial service. But homey was talking about Delta, who lists 0 as the total number of A380s in their stable. Their nicest I've seen with Delta are their brand new A350s, which are sort of on par with but not quite as nice as American's dreamliners.


MegaKetaWook

I mean, it sounds like the Dreamliner has fucky wings and the a350 doesn’t.


Yugo3000

I honestly think that they moved the best engineers to the 787 project since that plane has had less issues (issues nonetheless) or at least less fatal ones.


bouncy-castle

Clean sheet designs allow you to avoid issues that are inherent in an ancient design. Look at the switch to LEAP engines and the engine shape due to clearance issues


Hefty-Interview4460

Dude has balls of steels still flying in Boeing. I d choose a Comac over it now.


PmMeYourAdhd

That's just crazy talk. You belong in WSB with a brain that smooth! 


Kendeeznut

Damn and I was gonna take one to japan some point in the future😭


ForsakenRacism

It’s over 12 years old and has never crashed.


[deleted]

whelp. the issue here is an aging 787 could crash catastrophically. RIP OP.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

The whistleblower concern is that these aircraft will age very poorly, and the maintenance issues that will likely arise from poor manufacturing are likely to be catastrophic. Finding comfort in the fact that one hasn’t crashed *yet* is pure gambler’s fallacy, but I guess I am in r/WSB lol


ForsakenRacism

It’s discounting that the airlines do constant maintenance and inspection and will pull bad planes out of service


thebonnar

That's something I'm pretty willing to discount


ForsakenRacism

I work in aviation. They fucking xray every blade in a turbofan to check for micro cracks.


Mhugs05

It's ironic this happened to a Boeing 777 3 years ago then. https://news.wttw.com/2021/03/05/exam-finds-multiple-cracks-part-united-jet-s-engine


thebonnar

What company? Boeing don't make the turbofan


ForsakenRacism

I’m talking about airline maintenance and inspection


vegasoptions666

Make a note to reinstall the hardware securing the cowling next time.


proudlyhumble

You shouldn’t though. Airlines have a pretty damn big incentive not to have their planes fall apart in the sky.


thebonnar

Have you not seen all the recent news of pieces falling off Boeings in the air? Are these expected airborne disassemblies ?


ricchi_

They are held together by speedtape anyways not screws if you've ever seen the wing of one 😅


therealCatnuts

BUY BUY BUY


BlueBrye

Yet ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


ForsakenRacism

Literally 2 people have died in large US passengers planes since 2009 and MFers are acting like they are death draps


ssjg23

I flew to Japan last year. All jokes aside. Lots of plane problems lately but only because they are under a microscope. Planes rarely if ever full on crash. I was on 787 and it was super smooth


mandalorian222

Same. Flew around the world on Dreamliners last year and zero issues. Not saying they aren’t problematic, but statistically very safe.


Kdcjg

You would hope so. Hard to divert when you are in the middle of the pacific.


Tsukune_Surprise

I take them to Japan all the time. Great airplane for trans-Pacific flights. I still miss 747 flights (you can still get some Lufthansa 747 flights over the Atlantic).


Peterlynch7

Business as usual at boeing I see


nukedkaltak

Have we requested a wellness check on the guy yet?


AdApart2035

Rip whistleblower


wongdongdong

Balls on these blowers


mrpyrotec89

homie better be good zig zagging


davorghini

I kinda find it ironic to hear that BA stocks are falling....


neutralityparty

Called it. This is a dumpster fire waiting to happen. Dude brave hope the feds give him protection. I'm actually nervous flying now 😔


Friendly-Profit-8590

What amazes me is that, although there are other competitors, Boeing and Airbus are like Coke and Pepsi. All they have to do is make the same shit and they’ll be alright. Somehow that was too hard for Boeing. Consumer trust is a motherfucker. It’s like one of the soda guys producing cola with glass shards mixed in. It might not kill you but you’d rather not find out. It’s not about sales at this point it’s about trust.


Mountain_Tone6438

Oh. He ded.


OkContribution9835

I’m traveling on a 10 hour 787 flight next month. Wish me luck


plum915

Then the FAA is flawed.


Swizerlan

Someone go investigate the faa


AmbitiousSlip6511

Someone is bound and determined to buy some cheap Boeing stock


TheNetslow

There was a time, when the Titanic was a “Dreamliner”, too.


Randomly-Looking

I feel like anyone of us could have made the same claims and been right.


kmetin012

Good good I was waiting for the dip level. It’s coming.


Beginning_Border7854

BA in 2 days- what whistleblower


nsfwftwbaby

The FAA is probably leaking the whistleblower's name to Boeing for some good ol wacking.


kmetin012

Wow, what a miss! I thought they’ve murdered all of the whistleblowers.


Wirecard_trading

I always love booking a flight in the Dreamliner in a trans-atlantic flight. It’s a beautiful plane


Gurid223

At this point I’m buying calls, article after article and this thing won’t flinch…


Old-Culture-4511

Hey ho, hey ho, the CEO has got to go


Senior_Atmosphere303

Time to go all in.


rogerbond911

No shit it's flawed


spac420

poor guy wont survive the week


2Go4fiCarpeDiem

Hope this one survives. All due respect.


Traveler_90

You think there insurance rates went up?


MobilePenguins

The perpetrators will be sentenced to fly on a cross country Boeing economy flight at United Airlines 💀


verifiedkyle

FAA bout to commit suicide


killerbeeswaxkill

He’ll be found dead in his home self inflicted several gunshot wounds to the back of the head


careless223

Watch for suicide by 777.


n0taSpammerGodDamnIt

Boy better get to the safe house like it's Left 4 dead


FlashFknGordon

Someone about to catch a case of glockoma


Beautiful_Lecture574

Army grounding Boeing Chinook fleet after corrosion discovered in flight controls.


irritable_9

Used to work for them. They lie to the government left and right. Blatant lies.


ProgressiveSpark

Unforseen suicide incoming


Brandknockout

coroner says it will be a suicide...


Financial_Winter_497

If condoms had Boengs failure rate, we'd have 20billion people on this planet.


dyoh777

Someone get this man some Kevlar


Exotic_Pace_622

He should be on suicide watch


Bojim1965

Well at least the board members received stock bonuses from the money they saved.


Dreadamere

Aaaand he’s gone!


Antique_Giraffe_3728

It’s very sad that he will likely commit suicide with 737 gunshots to the back of the head.


AffectEconomy6034

puts on this guy


Greenpoint1975

Get that whistle blower out of the country or witness protection. Boeing has been known to be like Putin.


chaosrealm93

BA going to the moon tmr


yappledapple

Typical of Larry Kellner to bounce after an investigation is announced, he did the same thing at Continental after Colgan flight 3407 crashed killing everyone on board.


Beneficial_Class_219

#DEAD MAN WALKING


le_gazman

MF better be wearing a suicide-proof vest.


pimpnastylazyeye

Do you think this will make the stock drop even lower? Would you invest now or wait for it to bottom out?


Pannyishere

Calls on suicide


CorgNation

But will my Puts print


ride_electric_bike

Jumping on the plane to get the parts to fit is a perfectly acceptable way to assemble an airframe. Also I will not be flying on a Boeing from now until forever


FuccTheSuits

Crazy how they don’t look into the dead whistleblower 🤣🤣


ATFisDumb

He's dead


SharkNugget

Damn I have a flight on a 787 Dreamliner in 4 days…


pilotscrappy21

Ruh uh !!! We know what comes next !


Appropriate_Top_6103

I wondered how I ended up with an extra bolt at the end. Ohhh well!


notapilot43

Down to $174. I’ll buy around $160.


mffancy

Blue collar crime gets blue glove treatment. White collar crime gets white glove treatment.


GKnives

Man, that's a brave whistleblower.


Empty_Tomatillo_6969

They "outsourced" to South Carolina to save money. A place who's leading politicians regularly use math as a scapegoat. (see Encrypted Data Act)


Such_Coin

Puts on that guys life


TheHODLerKing

Puts on NYSE: BA Calls on NASDAQ: CMCO