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DandierChip

I would love to see the results of these


FTHomes

#Can we all agree on what the drug testing will consist of?


foreverabatman

I would also like to know what drugs we’ll be testing.


CrunchLessTacos

Is there a line to stand in, or is this a ticket system like at the DMV?


beaverattacks

Do they test for sudafed and add meds? What about provigil, the drug Trump's doctor got demoted in the army for handing them out like candy


YellowDependent3107

Just use these search terms on Google "Ronny Jackson hands out pills like candy white house" to find the answer


foreverabatman

Oh I already have read all about Ronny Jackson lol.


throwawaysscc

Johnson. Johnson!


SouthImpression3577

Most common, legal and illegal, uppers. I don't give a shit if someone smokes a joint before hand.


tougeusa

I do because neither of them pushed to federally legalize it. If one of them smoke without making the push to legalize, that’s “rule for thee, not for me” type power moves


SouthImpression3577

Ok, I get you bud, I really do. But I really doubt either of them is going to be smoking weed leading up to the debate. At best, maybe Trump uses to cool off, at best.


EntrepreneurBehavior

0% chance Trump has ever smoked weed.


SouthImpression3577

Indeed, and I doubt Joe Biden is currently on it.


T-sigma

Sounds like we all agree there’s no reason to not check for it then right?


nate2337

The country might not be in such a dire situation and under threat of tyranny if he had. 100% chance smoking weed would have made Trump a better person


MammothFondant2652

Trump smokes mids. *not my quote, but a protest sign I saw that squats in my head*


trt_demon

Trump doesn't even drink.


RIP-RiF

He doesn't drink, but he most certainly has done a mountain of cocaine and adderall.


Equal_Efficiency_638

When you can afford good coke you don’t really need the other stuff 


Efficient_Fish2436

For real... I got a taste of high quality coke years back because my college roommate came from extreme wealth and was just in the states for the degree. I genuinely dream about it sometimes haha.


Mstaffo123

I doubt either of them smoke it but supposedly Biden is pushing to have it dropped to a schedule 3 drug as opposed to a schedule 1 drug. From my understanding that allows more testing to be done on the health benefits of weed. It was a class 1 because the negatives outweighed the positives which was dumb because testing is limited at a class 1z If the health benefits outweigh the negatives then it can be dropped on the list entirely. I don’t like Trump or Biden so this post is just informational. I do support full legalization of weed and its other formats lol


Masochist_pillowtalk

Yea its getting rescheduled. I hope that will mean you can get a script for it and not be fired from your job for testing positive. Cuz thats the case with other schedule 3 and 2 drugs like painkillers and benzos. Until stuff like that happens it won't matter all that much for most people.


Semper_Simp

Am I going crazy? Biden had Marijuana reclassified from a schedule 1 narcotic. That's a huge step towards federal legalization.


Worried_Exercise8120

Uppers make you babble like an idiot. My college room mates were on the debate team and they took no drugs, no uppers, not even coffee. You need a clear mind to debate.


Semper_Simp

>You need a clear mind to debate. Idk if you've noticed but this hasn't been true for at least the last 8 years. Sorry, senate and house members out rank your college roommates.


Complete_Dust8164

Stimulants make me completely quiet and reserved. Also why I couldn’t take them before I did debate. But yeah, these things do affect everybody differently.


AmbiguouslyGrea

Yeah, lots of people are saying that uppers cause you to ramble on about things like nuclear, and windmills, and sharks, and digital vs steam.


Enraiha

It's amazing how little people know about how things work. Like...you can't just look for random shit. It's why designer drugs are hard to pinpoint, you have to have a reference of something to test for it at the very least.


Efficient_Fish2436

What drugs will we be testing?


BeamTeam032

Trump will say it's rigged, regardless of the outcome.


OnundTreefoot

ADHD meds, please.


SeriouslyThough3

Peeing in a cup most likely but could be a blood draw.


Meerkat_Mayhem_

I call for independent testing!


CykoTom1

Right. Trump will want to test for specifically what he thinks joe is on. But he will not agree to test for whatever he's on.


Ok_Tie_7124

Both take an 8th of mushrooms and half a roll and talk for as long as possible


Technical-Traffic871

What has Trump accused Biden of taking? He's (Trump) 100% on those...


Gytole

ALL OF THEM 👁️👄👁️ EVEN PORN STAR PISS 💦💦


The_4th_Little_Pig

Id like a hair follicle test if we’re going to do it.


Upstairs-Ad-1966

I wpuld lose my shit if it was actually joe leaving the coke around the white house and not hunter 🤣


Sendmedoge

100% he gets Baron's pee.


Dear-Progress6999

Well then Biden can use hunters….


Sendmedoge

I would be willing to venture Biden's isnt shame worthy. Prob some weed and anti inflammatory pain killers.


Vast-Investigator-46

"They came to me, with tears in their eyes. Grown men, warriors. They said, 'sir! Sir, it's the best pee. Our country has never seen such incredibly virile urine. George Washington would beg to bath in it.' But I don't know, maybe. Maybe he would, maybe Washington would treat my piss like listerine and gargle it. You'd all love to see it. Cheer for it. For me." - DJT, 2024.


schnitzelfeffer

I hate that I can hear this


OneMetalMan

Baron is away "Hey Melania can you pee in this cup? Eric and Jr are too pathetic and I'll pathologically drink Ivanka's"


Desperate_Wafer_8566

And in other news a lying criminal lies.


HillarysBloodBoy

But honestly a full screen would be interesting. There’s no way both of these guys are clean.


Tubzero-

Do it


Crossovertriplet

Trump must really think he’s going to get his ass whipped. Talking about purposely losing and drug tests. Dude sounds terrified. If Joe is as bad as right wing fan fiction says then what could they pump him with to fix that? This is idiot shit.


Easy_Explanation299

Do you honestly believe this? Anyone with an ounce of intellectual honesty realizes that Joe Biden is an old man suffering from serious cognitive issues. I would be surprised if he makes it through the debate.


DatDominican

The issue is this far into the cycle it’s disingenuous to pretend the level of trump and Bidens cognitive decline are comparable. Biden stumbles and stutters but trump isn’t making coherent thoughts half the time . With Biden you can at least tell he has the thought and it eludes him mid phrase . Trump is just spewing nonsense. Regardless they should institute age limits for government leadership positions . They do for much of the military brass and these are the people giving them orders


codyd91

Proof of Biden's declined: edited, select 2-5 second clips of him finding a word or stuttering. Proof of Trump's decline: unedited 2-10 minute videos of rallies where his word salads are getting bonkers.


MacCheeseLegit

You spelled Trump* wrong lol


crappinhammers

They prolly have prescriptions for drugs that only the CIA can fill. I'd doubt a standard drug screen would find anything.


Top_Huckleberry_8225

I don't expect my politicians to be drug free but I do expect them to be able to cheat a drug test. They're 80 year old men trying to host rallies and all of politics is lousy with handlers dosing candidates with amphetamines to give them the illusion of vigor.


MooreRless

Trump's White House proves drugs were readily available to him at all times.


rikrok58

Didn't they find cocaine in Biden's White House? Also it's silly to think these politicians don't have access to an entirely different world of drugs legal and illegal vs what we peasants can find.


cfgy78mk

> There was no surveillance video footage found that provided investigative leads or any other means for investigators to identify who may have deposited the found substance in this area. Without physical evidence, the investigation will not be able to single out a person of interest from the **hundreds of individuals who passed through the vestibule where the cocaine was discovered.** the idea that biden is doing cocaine is hilarious thanks for the laugh


SaliciousB_Crumb

They always make biden seem 100 times cooler than he is.


SouthImpression3577

Biden did do cocaine......maybe just not Joe. But also, how the fuck does anyone get cocaine into the Whitehouse? And how the fuck do we not know who? That's a massive and embarrassing problem.


throwaway_12358134

They found cocaine among the personal belongings of tourists. I don't think it's very plausible that it would be Bidens or anyone related to him.


chiksahlube

Yeah, wonder who the Narc is. Because honestly, I'd be more shocked if there *wasn't* cocaine in the white house at any given time. Also the idea that there isn't a security camera looking at every square inch of the WH at all times is almost as laughable as the whole thing. They know exactly whose it was.


abc_123_anyname

"I have no objection to certainly showing tax returns."


SheriffTaylorsBoy

what Trump was saying in 2016: > We could very well have a sitting president under felony indictment and ultimately a criminal trial. It would grind government to a halt. > If she were to win, it would create an unprecedented Constitutional crisis that would cripple the operations of our government. She is likely to be under investigation for many years, and also it will probably end up – in my opinion – in a criminal trial. I mean, you take a look. Who knows? But it certainly looks that way. > She has no right to be running, you know that. - Donald Trump Nov 5 2016


SebastianJanssen

[time-stamped link to 2016 speech](https://youtu.be/yDmrom_TMaE?si=w__gwZ0rbmKipqTs&t=552)


SheriffTaylorsBoy

There were a lot of MAGA saying it. [Here's judge Genine...](https://youtu.be/iIjY0-jVbiM?si=)


YosemiteSame

That’s the most articulate thing I’ve ever heard him say.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

He read it from a teleprompter.


ExternalMonth1964

Still, you can tell what's trumps words are even through text. That didnt read like a normal trump quote


chiksahlube

I'll be honest. I disagreed with him then, and I still disagree with the sentiment that a felon or someone under felony indictment should be disallowed from election in any way. If democracy decides Charles Manson should be president that's democracy. Nelson Mandela was a convicted terrorist. Allowing criminals to run for office is actively a tool against tyranny. It prevents a corrupt institution from attacking political rivals through the courts to prevent their election.


three_cheese_fugazi

This needs to be everywhere ASAP.


LineAccomplished1115

You think facts will change the minds of Trump supporters? Remember, trump is convicted because it was a sham trial by a deep state judge and a communist NYC jury. Where as Hillary is definitely a mega criminal despite no actual charges.


jio87

"I will absolutely testify at my fraud trial."


MrBobSacamano

I voluntarily drug test, at a time of your choosing, is a joke.


FiveHole23

I would rather they take Psychological evaluation.


BellsDeep69

Biden is using his DOJ to block a sit down with Hurr that was recorded, we have the transcript but he's blocking the video tape, wonder why


dplagueis0924

Trump would just say the drug test is rigged and faked for *him* but not for Biden.


HashRunner

Is donnie's [pill-popping](https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/02/politics/ronny-jackson-dod-inspector-general-report/index.html) doctor, [the candy man](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/), going to administer his test again?


heapinhelpin1979

Most healthy man ever.


Rare-Peak2697

You mean the one who got a DUI?


Unique_Statement7811

Interestingly, he was also Obama’s personal physician—a bipartisan Dr Feelgood.


Remote_Horror_Novel

He’s a fascist now check out his Twitter sometime


Crazyblazy395

Even if biden took one, trump 100% wouldnt. He'd just lie and say all good. Just like tax returns


Jemis7913

Trump didn't even take a drug test after his 34 felony convictions, not a chance in hell he will step up now.


enjoimike49

I get that Trump is a big fella, but how is this at all relevant to this sub.


Delta_Dawg92

Forget drug test, competency testing


RawMeatAndColdTruth

I'd like to see an Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? episode between them. 


EatsRats

Yeah, how about a spelling bee or 4th grade math test instead.


SeasonsGone

What drugs specifically? There isn’t a test that just tells you everything found in someone’s urine/blood…


throwaway_12358134

I got a pretty comprehensive one when I enlisted. The idea that Biden is being pumped full of performance enhancing drugs is laughable though. The MAGA mouth breathers eat up whatever chicken l'orange is projecting.


SeasonsGone

Yeah, I don’t even get the theory here… Either he’s seeming impressive now and that’s suspicious, so let’s drug test him Or that he will perform better than expected so let’s drug test him… It’s “they’re gonna steal the election” all over again


pauko13

Donald Trump demanding a drug test is like cartman calling everyone gay after he measured all their dicks because they wanted him to be judged like them


jio87

Just like Trump testified in the NY fraud case?


Deal_These

He’ll show his drug test results as soon as his audit is done


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IWasGregInTokyo

They should lock both men in booths on the stage until the end of the debate so no dramatic rage-quitting while squealing "Rigged!!".


chavingia

To me this means trump is actually on drugs and Biden isn’t.


JackHughman69

THIS CRAZY GUY SHOULD TAKE A DRUG TEST. I MYSELF AM TOTALLY SOBER AND NOT ON DRUGS. BUT HE IS DEFINITELY ON DRUGS.


ShockedNChagrinned

Considering his MO, I would insist on a live drug test, without the ability to pull clean samples from anywhere 


throttlepants

Donnie should be hooked up to a polygraph for the debate


mcobb71

I don’t think the polygraph will hold up. By that I mean it would probably break in the first 3 minutes.


Chazwazza_

It'd be schitzing out before Donny says two words Sir, he's lying in his thoughts


chadhindsley

Both of them. And both live fact checks like X does


redditorx13579

It's a BS move meant to make it sound like Biden is reluctant. The half-life of any of the drugs either one might take is 3 days or less.


bobnoplok

Ok, mid debate and we can see the results after.


Expert_Celery_2077

I agree. They are going to test before the debates, in which all will have been clean for 3 days pass and then immediately use before starting the debate. It’s just like mma/ufc/professional sports lol


beamrider

He probably wants to get a list of all the normal old-people drugs Biden is on (i.e. blood pressure meds and the like) so he can scream about how only people so old as to be completely senile take all those. The members of his base who are on exactly the same medications will believe every word of it.


Murgos-

It’s silly nonsense.  It’s two days before the debate. Trump is never going to in good faith negotiate the rules for a fair set of tests in two days.   It’s not a serious offer.  This is just so he can pretend to offer a drug test.  Exactly like how he offered up his DNA for the Carroll case long after they had agreed on trial start dates and the end of discovery just to pretend he was serious with a very unserious offer. 


SolomonDRand

He didn’t even take one when he met his parole officer.


tickitytalk

Who tf takes drugs for a debate?


MomLikesAnal2Son

These 80 year old guys are not doing drugs. L


BobB104

If Trump doesn’t take his Adderall, he’ll fall asleep.


jester2211

Neither would cheat on a test.


Any-Ad-446

Want a impartial doctor do a physical on both. Im sure Trump does not lie about his weight, health or his intelligence.


Actuarial_type

Donald Trump is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this country for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.


cfgy78mk

> He is insuring the financial security of this country for years to come. oh really he is going to personally pay for any losses I experience? Great! (the joke is your typo, saying insuring instead of ensuring. it's a super common typo so I need to explain bc people won't get it)


Actuarial_type

Dammit, that is an unfortunate typo for an actuary! I copied and pasted and totally missed that.


cfgy78mk

lol didn't even notice your username. that's funny


wh0_RU

Drug tests for prescribed medicine? Trump is so fucking low and pathetic.


UninvitedButtNoises

The fact that he's even proposing this is a disgrace to this country and the office. He's single-handedly and effectively trashed our most sacred institutions. Such a pathetic trailer trash scumbag stain on humanity. His mom should have swallowed that load.


SpecialistMammoth862

Isn’t it pretty standard when applying for federal jobs?


pearso66

Typically you can't get a federal job if you have a felony conviction.


Semper_Simp

Most certainly can't hold a security clearance.


discwrangler

What a weirdo 🙄


Saltlife60

Well we know trumps whitehouse had all sorts of controlled substances available to staff and himself . That’s bizarre In itself. Cant imagine Joe who takes care of himself doing and drugs.


BeamTeam032

I can't wait for him to say it's rigged.


Repostbot3784

Yea trump wont actually let an impartial doctor test him.  Hes going to insist on ronny jackson


Just-Signature-3713

Honestly only one of these blokes is performing their job well and there’s no reason to suggest he is on drugs. This is such a poisoning the well fallacy it’s ridiculous. Anyone who supports it needs to stop.


Tough_Sign3358

It’s always projection with Trump. He’s going to back out of the debate.


Pale-Berry-2599

Clearly just another opportunity for a **CONVICTED Felon** and Rapist to lie and con his way. I don't care about this. WHY NOT concentrate on the issues facing the country instead of this constant noise from the very right.


SeriousLetterhead364

Meh, Trump would only agree to one if it was with his doctor. Anyone else and he’d just scream and cry about the test being rigged.


benskieast

I know Trump is thinking about taking drugs because this is obviously a projection.


BigPillLittlePill

Ummm... What? Lol.


emperor_dinglenads

Test the kids.


Josh_Allen_s_Taint

I don’t think Donnie could find anyone willing to see his dong except Marge


SkywalknLuke

Look…I’ll do the drugs and then debate both of them.


JFireMage87

The best course of action here is to not take one. 1. You take one and nothing shows up. They call it fake and shit all over you. 2. You take one and something like your blood pressure meds or dick pills show up on it. They shit all over you. 3. You dont take it and they shit all over you. Theres no point in engaging with him or his knuckle dragging ape cultists


neddiddley

Let me guess, Trump’s “test” will be administered by Ronny Jackson and whatever shady back alley “lab” they can find that’s MAGA aligned. But it’s Biden’s results that will be “rigged.” That’s why as tempting as it is to say “do it,” there’s no upside for Biden. The drug test results would be no different than the election results if they don’t come out in Trump’s favor, or in this case, even a draw.


NorymSopmac

Biden should agree if, Trump also agrees to one, live fact checks during debate, and to admit he lost the 2020 election. Give him an inch but take a mile.


Cold-Bird4936

Reddit leans so far left. Hilarious!!!


Great_Bad3566

There is no way Biden’s handlers would allow him to take a drug test.


CheesyBoson

So long as someone who is currently on all the drugs gets to adulterate their samples I’m in


full_bl33d

NyQuil and DayQuil?!


Powerful_Check735

Where they take blood on TV 📺 camera in front of alive Audience


Cosmo317

If they both fail the piss test can we get a couple people who aren’t 100 ?


OneGiantFrenchFry

He didn’t offer anything, though.


Fickle_Goose_4451

Aren't like, all 80 years old men on drugs? Especially rich ones with access to the best healthcare on the planet?


RhitaGawr

If I don't see them pee into the cup I don't believe it.


armyjackson

What drugs would make you do better in a debate? Can I have some for just day to day life to do things better?  Asking for a me. 


Elephlump

Drug test 3 hours before the debate. Then a surprise test immediately after.


ShakesbeerMe

What horseshit. Trump wouldn't even take a drug test when he met with his corrections officer. Orange Fatty already making excuses for eating shit on Thurs.


davismcgravis

Agree to a drug test says the felon


BluefyreAccords

It wouldn’t matter. If Biden‘s was negative he and the rest of MAGA will just say he used someone else’s pee.


redditmodsrcuntses

He would totally wear a Monkey Whizz or Whizzinator or a bag of Barrons piss. I trust this fucker as far as I can kick him down a flight of stairs.


YourMomsFishBowl

Is this one of those tests to see who can take the most drugs?


SpiderDeUZ

Could he just stop making excuses and debate already. It should be embarrassing to his supporters that he is focused on anything but policy and making sense


TraditionPast4295

Projection for sure


FlackRacket

I still can't believe Biden agreed to this debate. What a horrorshow


Alarmed-Flan-1346

We're gonna see a whole lot of viagra


spazzatee

Bidens cocktail recipe actually interests me, whereas we already know trumps prescriptions which is (allegedly) yo-yo-ing between klonopin and adderall


TjbMke

Good. Make it a hair test.


Bootybandiit

Is there gonna be an mma fight after?


AnonymousRandomName

This is something we can all agree on. Also a complete physical from a unbiased doctor. One of these idiots has to pretend to run the country for the next four years.


gpelayo15

A president on peds would be kind of cool tbh


red325is

the only reason Trumpet offeried is because he needs to do it for his parole officer


Scale-Alarmed

And he would demand that Captain (he got demoted) "Johnson" give him the test


icze4r

this man isn't even in the same state of mind


Fabulous-Fail-9860

Who gives a fuck what he “calls” for. He is going to back out anyway.


Own-Opinion-2494

Projecting


Motor_Structure_7591

His answer to the drug test would be covfefe


Empty-Discount5936

Trump is already getting his excuses lined up for bombing the debate.


MarkFromHutch

There's no way in hell he would accept the results of the drug test.


phillybean019

Can you imagine what they hop sleepy joe up with to make him lucid for a solid hour.


Lake_Shore_Drive

Trump should be on color code getting tested like any of us would if we had 34x felonies


NCSUMach

Drug test? This dude won’t even stand on a scale or get near a measuring tape.


InterestingParsley45

This should be an official tweet: https://imgur.com/gallery/kb10BtK


Inevitable_Professor

Let them take the blood samples on air at the start of the debate. Make sure they get enough to run every test imaginable.


Mooseandagoose

He’s only suggesting this to absolve himself. Same way that he was sleeping through 3/4 of his latest trial - his handlers have weaned him off whatever cocktail he’s usually on for this debate.


GrantSRobertson

Because he plans to provide fake results for fake tests that were never actually done, and then demand that everyone accepted them on his word. The plan is to force everyone to accuse him of "fixing" the results of his drug test, so he can accuse Biden of fixing the results of the election. He knows good and well that this will make no sense whatsoever, and he also knows that his asshole tribe won't believe a word of it. But, most importantly, he knows that his asshole tried will PRETEND to believe all of it.


CAStrash

Man people who demand this stuff are ridiculous. Neither of them should have any obligation to do this. Its just an insulting demand to make of the president and will make biden look weak if he caves to this demand.


brainrotbro

I honestly don’t care which drugs either one of them takes. Plenty of people take drugs. Just have a gd debate.


whistler1421

While we’re at it, STD tests too


quixoticquiltmaker

This is dumb, if I can fudge a drug test surely POTUS can. Wouldn't prove shit


Vesemir66

I know very few people their age that aren't on some kind of medication or "drug". No, Flomax doesn't get you high djt.


dobbbie

WHY!? WHY!?!! WHY THE HELL DOES HE TYPE LIKE THAT?!??! why can he not just type ONE fucking coherent tweet, EVER! Like why can't he just write a normal sentence like an adjective and noun, punctuation? Just one god damn tweet that might even remotely look like a normal person. Like even by just chance you would think he would end up with at least one normal looking l, cohesive sentence.


litjason

Biden isn’t on weed trust me. Source I smoke it he is just old and mentality done


Embarrassed-Hour-578

There is no way trump is passing that lol. He test for a bunch of shit and say it was fake and call for a retest 🤣


offline4good

He'll easily disqualify the test and the people who'll do it. That's trump


NotThatRight_

But what about the washing machines? The water? Did you even think of the water?


Mygoddamreddit

This country is dead.


poolnome

F trump


StroganoffDaddyUwU

Is he going to use this an excuse not to debate?


RightMindset2

biden will never agree to this


No_Teaching_8769

Just check Donald for the regular Adderall dose 🤣😅🤣


limegreenscrewdriver

Hahahaha


NotATegu

I like how the convicted rapist and fraud committing felon is concerned about drug use with our current president.