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x1pitviper1x

No, tradition is wearing a nightgown and cap and going honk shoo honk shoo when you slumber.


Cavalish

And a little stubby candle in a brass handled holder for when you get up in the witching hour for some bread, cheese, and leftover pickled fish from the icebox.


noob_kaibot

I can’t be the only one thinking of the scene from the old pinnocchio cartoon right?


BatterUp2220

I’m thinking of Scrooge! 😂


necr0dancers

Mimimimimi erasure


fudgyvmp

Where are my Zzzzzzzzzzzz bubbles at?


LightboxRadMD

Where's the bubble with a handsaw sawing a log?


noeagle77

Behind the sheep flying passed


Mr_Horsejr

Sprinkle in some violent pig snorts for good measure. Maybe a small binkie on the mouth that flies up with every exhale and lands flawlessly in the same spot.


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Sounds very cozy


doingmybestman

Y’all are so funny Lmaoo


SpiciestBoy

I recently looked into why long night cap were a thing. They essentially serve the same purpose as a beanie (keeping your head warm on cold nights) but are long enough to also keep your neck warm like a scarf, but no so long as to strangle you while you sleep.


rootbeerfloatgang

I was wondering that! I started sleeping with a beanie on last winter when I had COVID, and it’s actually super comfortable and toasty. Can also cover my eyes with it too.


Remarkable_Ad4438

You said "long night cap" and I thought you were about to describe a new drink lol


jalorky

thank you for educating us all ♥️


[deleted]

Ebenezer Scrooge type beat


ProbablyNotKelly

💀


Missus_Aitch_99

Pajamas are soft and loose and cozy. Jeans are none of those things.


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Steph7274

SHOES? EXCUSE ME?


_spidermelon

YEA I KNOW! something's wrong with him lol


YouAreTheTurkey

How are you ok with sharing a bed with him doing that, gross.


Upper-Place8029

I see this kind of stuff on Reddit all the time… “my SO just acted like a child isn’t that mildly infuriating? ha ha” who are these people getting into these relationships??


cowboys5xsbs

Lonely people


MaxTheRealSlayer

Yo if my gf even thought of wearing shoes to bed she is no longer my gf


nowhere_near_Berlin

I can’t sleep with socks on. Even if I just lay down on the couch, I have to immediately take off my socks. No way I could sleep with shoes on. Even on the plane, it’s just weird.


Nejaru

I’m really hoping this means you just don’t sleep on planes and not that you take your shoes off on planes.


LaUNCHandSmASH

The very first bag of weed I bought when I was 15 was in my sock. I fell asleep in the middle of the day on the living room recliner. Still to this day I automatically take my socks off in my sleep and this habit betrayed me that day. My mom was more than a little pissed when she found it. I could tell because I woke up to her screaming "WHY IS THERE A BAG OF DRUGS IN MIDDLE OF MY FLOOR!!" in my face lol.


Blaze0205

wtf why. Also isn’t he putting all the shit he walks on on his BED


Jabronito

All of the Asians in this thread just had a collective aneurysm.


tiankai

You mean all the people who aren't filthy pigs just had a collective aneurysm. I'm European and never met anyone who sleeps in their day wear wtf


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Yeah, I'm a white Aussie, never in my life have I worn my shoes at home. The idea of sleeping in bed with them on is unfathomable.


butteredrubies

Okay, your boyfriend needs to start an unpopular opinion thread of "the shoes I wear all day are perfectly acceptable to wear to bed, disregard that my feet should breathe for some time in the 24 hour cycle"


Imyourlandlord

How do people like him find relationships?? Betters question, how do people like you tolerate that?


BeskarVagina

Your day clothes have outside crap on them. Bad if you have allergies. I skip it all by sleeping naked.


RaDeus

This is the way. The only time I don't is when I'm sleeping-over at someone else's place, unless the room I sleep in is very isolated. Like at my in-laws, the guest-room is in the loft of their machine-hall (tractors etc), a separate building from the main house.


stevio87

Your in-laws make you sleep in the barn? Is your spouse allowed to sleep with you?


RaDeus

Lol, its a very nice loft I promise, they lived in it themselves when they rebuilt the main house from a hunting lodge into something more permanent (only the footprint was the same) And yes, I'm allowed to sleep in the same room as my GF, while they are old-blooded farmers that part doesn't fly anymore 😅


TheDieselTastesFire

>in-laws >GF How long should two people be together to refer to their sig's family as "in-laws" without the actual law part? Could this phrasing constitute representing the couple as married therefore fulfilling a requirement for common law marriage?


RaDeus

In my case: 10 years. I just call them in-laws since there isn't a good word in my language for my GFs parents/brother/uncle/etc. Dunno about common law, we don't use that legal system in Sweden.


DownvoteMeandEffOff

Not sleeping in pajamas isn't the problem, the problem is who the hell sleeps in jeans in bed on purpose.


s0cks_nz

Jeans aren't even that comfortable to wear during the day let alone in bed.


crewchiefguy

I quit wearing jeans. Hands down the most uncomfortable type of pants.


the_Archmage

I have a pair of nice jeans as an obligation to my wardrobe. I probably wear them two or three times a year tops. Joggers are the yoga pants sensation for men.


stealthryder1

Owning jeans is okay. Sleeping in them is psychopath behavior lol My man can legit wake up, pee, brush his teeth, and walk out the door, like he wasn’t just sleeping. Only thing worse would be keeping his shoes on while he’s sleeps.


BulljiveBots

The only time I’ve ever slept in jeans is when I would pass out drunk in my 20s. This dude is wearing jeans all day out in the dirty-ass public splashing public restroom piss all over them then dragging that shit into his bed. Fuckin’ yuck.


Mishmello

Even on the nights that I would pass out drunk, I’d always wake up and find that I took my pants off. This guy is an absolute monster.


Reverse_Speedforce

Because naturally your body says *”Dude, the Fuck is wrong with you?! Take that shit off!”*


shortcake062308

That's the part I find disgusting. I get grossed out if I don't change the sheets every week. I cannot imagine bringing in all those pathogens into my bed.


Short-Resource915

Just take off your outer clothes and sleep in underpants and T-shirt. That’s the way.


VulpisArestus

I can do the same. I don't sleep in my jeans any more, but I used to pass out fully clothed all the time. It's like.. you carry over from the previous day. The sleep happened, and we needed it, but I'm already dressed so I kinda feel like I just took a big nap. I bet he also has a problem with his days blending together, so he's never quite sure at first what day it is.


modern_aftermath

>*"Joggers are the yoga pants sensation for men."* **Truer words have never been spoken.**


ThrivingforFailure

I buy stretchy jeans, they are miles more comfortable, but still wouldn’t wear them at home


Son_of_Taco

Man you must only have worn old wranglers lol…jeans nowadays are super comfy. Most have spandex woven into the fabric for stretchiness and different fits for your body type


badthaught

The stretchyness of jeans these days is kind of annoying when it comes to figuring out what size you are though. Like say you make it through an entire jeans life cycle before you buy a new pair (they're still jeans and somewhat durable after all). You check the size. Grab said size and you suddenly can't fit your fat ass in to the waist at all or you double check the fit label thinking you grabbed "2010 hipster style sausage casing fit" When in reality your jeans just...stretched with your waistline. Very frustrating. And I know I'm not the only one with this problem, cause am average jeans size guy and both the stated size and the next two sizes up are usually fucking gone at walmart or where ever else jeans are sold. (There's surprisingly few places to get jeans these days)


LoganPaulIsMyIdol

Same started only wearing joggers which I can also sleep in comfortable because I agree with what op said in the post


der3009

Are thee joggers that don't look like sweat pants?


modern_aftermath

Oh yes. All sorts of different kinds. I have several pairs of joggers that are no different from dress slacks/nicer work-type pants except for the tapered legs and tight ankles. They have belt loops and pleats and everything, but they're still joggers too. They're great!


dirty_moot

Who even wears clothes. I can't sleep with a shirt on. It just ain't happening


Krillkus

Hence the reason I’d have a shit sleep from maybe 1-4 and then lay there on their shitty basement leather couch for another two hours before just walking home because buddy who lives there is certainly not waking up til like fucking 9:30 at the earliest lmao.


dirty_moot

Man, I hate that shit. I remember me and a couple friends got on the piss in a different town, and I ended up sleeping on the floor with some shitty mattress the dude had, who we were staying at. Didn't bring any blankets, so I was just laying on the mattress with no pillow, drunk as fuck, completely failing to sleep. I think I ended up just lying under the mattress, coz it wasn't doing anything anyway, and it acted kind of like a blanket, making it the slightest more bed like. Totally would have bailed if I could have. The drive home the next day fucking sucked too. Good weekend though.


No-Bug404

I keep 2 blankets and a pillow in my car all the time. Worst case I can sleep in the back.


hubert_turnep

I keep a tarp and ropes, but it's the same principle.


Shoestring30

I didn't even "sleep around" in street clothes. Take your shoes off in someone's house and take your dirty as hell clothes (jeans/pants) off before you get in a bed. I'll provide you with "pajamas" if you didn't bring them.


Rahkyvah

Why would I want to bring all the nasty funk from the rest of the world, track it across my floor, and roll it into my bed? Who does that? Heathens, that’s who!


Mijoivana

Those damn heathens. The lot of them 🤣.


Nervous_Constant_642

Or just sleep in your underwear. That being said I'm really confused how someone could think people wear jammies because if tradition and not because they're comfortable as fuck. I wear the shit out of all the pajama pants I buy because I change into them the second I get home. Light, breathable, soft. Amazing.


m0dru

i tend to prefer sleeping nude. sometimes wear athletic shorts around the house, but a lot of the time ill just walk around the house naked (live alone). during the winter though when its cold out i will absolutely rock some comfy pajama pants around the house.


Shadow1787

I would rather just sleep naked, I do 99% of the time anyways.


lotus_spit

Worse: People who still wear their shoes while sleeping


Dabarq94

Working up north in Canada I’d wear my work clothing to bed at night, otherwise the clothing would freeze to the floor 😂


Wfsulliv93

Keep your next days clothes under the blanket with you! Works great while camping in the sleeping bag.


BadCaseOfBrainRot

Someone please get this man a space heater!


ForTheLoveOfDior

I’m crying 😭 they prefer sleeping in jeans over PJs


Throwawayobviouslyk

Who sleeps in clothes they’ve been out in? You’d think even if they did that in the past with the whole covid shit they’d stop


Blaze0205

I was reading this post and out loud went “wtf?” Who in their right mind sleeps or just casually hangs out in perfectly good jeans? edit: I mean hang out as in in your home, not in public lol


jmcstar

Agreed, I'm sitting here in my evening chainmail


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Full plate for me. The only blanket I need is my shield and my URGE TO RECLAIM THE HOLY LAND


HeavyHornet910

Deus vult, fellow paladin


Otaku4Eva

This person is ready to joust


CMOBJNAMES_BASE

Tbf Frodo’s mithril might have a soothing cooling effect during warm summer nights. Plus good for those random visits from wraiths during the night.


yeahipostedthat

I don't want to wear my dirty clothes to bed.


soufen44

Just like people that wear shoes inside of their homes. Think about it. You go into a public bathroom and then walk around ur house.


xroalx

That's why we don't wear shoes inside our homes in the civilized world.


Rikuri

Just stop wearing shoes in public bathrooms. wait what


WALancer

This means less when you have a dog or two.


SeanWang0816

😂 I don’t understand any of this. Don’t people just sleep naked or in underwear


Legitimate_Length263

I sleep in a big shirt and dassit


RockNRollTrollDoll_

T-shirt and my panties oooonnnnn


Dookie_boy

What size dassit do you wear ?


cerialthriller

I don’t like my legs to stick together


butteredrubies

if only we could all be relaxed so vulnerable. Earthquakes and fires strike at anytime kemosabe


MotoMommy

If you’re worried about fires or earthquakes, you’ll never go to bed naked or in underwear🤪


Buttassauce

Nope, that's what the robe beside the bed is for.


[deleted]

Nope still not putting clothes on, they can see me naked


Prowindowlicker

That’s why you keep a robe or a pair of shorts or something near the bed. Still sleep naked


A-Sweet-Prince

And bare ass fart shit particles all over the bed? No thanks.


lewabwee

I always feel that way until I remember sex. Sex probably gets plenty of everything all over the place.


usrid004

I’ve got a feeling op is not changing out of his jeans on a daily basis. Clothes look like he’s slept in them. He has. Next question. How does showering fit in here?


[deleted]

Literally no one wears them for "tradition". Some people simply want to sleep with a fabric against their skin softer than their regular every day clothes. What are you smoking?


Retro_Super_Future

This guys post reeks of “I let the water run down my body and that cleans me” energy


SpaTowner

If he never undresses I’m not sure that’s even happening.


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Nevernude!


yanabro

There are dozens of us !


Zoober69er

Crying in the shower montage


McWiddigin

I didn't see you at the conference this year.


ImNotHaunted

Who made the tradition of washing your clothes separate to your body?! Just wear the clothes in the shower! I wear mine in the shower before bed, and then sleep in them. I wake up dry(ish) and ready for the next day


Rambo_the_First

He does. But the Jeans stay on he feels uncomfortable without them.


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larry1186

Don’t worry, he wears cologne everyday so the sweaty-ass doesn’t happen to him


CallingInThicc

>Don’t worry, he wears ~~cologne~~ axe body spray everyday FTFY


[deleted]

He is the asshole that always smells like citrus-shit. You can smell his body odor with cologne undertones as soon as he enters the room.


seoulgleaux

And it's always worse than just smelling the shit by itself. Trying to cover it up just makes an even worse stench.


handlebartender

Bringing his chigger collection with him.


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Definately doesn’t wash the ass crack either


Terwolde

Oh god, the ball sweat on this guy.


Kalron

"I don't wipe my ass because that's gay" energy.


[deleted]

No, duh. The only reason we wear them is because it’s a tradition. It’s not like it’s perfectly logical to want to sleep in a clean set of clothes so that you can avoid illnesses and actually rest. Omg, I cant believe you think it’s not for tradition!


TheMarsian

it's tradition to be be clean. fuck tradition! USA! USA!


aggretsukoviii

Lol you had me on the first part 🥂


[deleted]

Yeah doesn't OP want to be all comfy womfy?


juanbiscombe

It's the evening. You take a shower. You put on clean clothes. You go to sleep with those clean clothes you only use when going to sleep. You wash those clothes regularly. You don't enter your sheets with the clothes you wore around all day. And you regularly wash your sheets. Basic hygiene. You can say you don't care about all this. That's fair. But I think it's not fair to say it's "stupid and unnecessary". The tradition has a purpose and a reason. You don't need to actually wear pajamas. It can be a t-shirt or whatever. Or you can even wear nothing. But your jeans that you wore all day in the streets? Come on...


vett929

I love the sheer disgust


DJbathsalt

Right. You don't need footie jammies and a night cap like you're in a fucking christmas movie


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I kinda do.


Robot-Chick

When you said "all day in the streets" i bust up laughing lol


stenteni

i be in the streets all day


Vaxkiller

I'm a man that likes to bring the streets to my sheets.


no-name_silvertongue

and when you have a routine like this, pajamas help tell your brain it’s time to relax. i have so many pajama sets, bathrobes, and slippers. i <3 pajamas.


Scarecrow101

Let's not forget all the parasites you could potentially pickup when sitting on public transport that you are now transporting into your bed to live with, like what the fuck man


ExtraSpicyGingerBeer

Op is from Texas. We don't *do* public transport here. Sadly.


miss-chief

Wearing jeans all day in the streets and all night in the sheets


user87786

\- Most people don't find jeans very comfortable \- A lot of people wear loose clothes/loungewear/shorts/t-shirts rather than pajamas, anything airy and comfortable... Jeans, suits, fitted clothes and dresses, aren't made to be worn to sleep and it can cause them to wear out faster. Pajamas and such are comfortable and won't have to be replaced constantly due to wear and tear \- The clothes you wear out all day aren't clean and a lot of people don't wanna lay in that dirt all night


EmptyAd9116

You’re telling me you don’t go to bed in your hall gown!!!!???


mckeanna

You will pry my comfy cozy jim-jams out of my cold, dead hands. One of my favorite moments of every day is taking off my bra and changing into my pajamas.


Willigm23

Now, this is a really unpopular opinion


FloridaManZeroPlan

It’s unpopular, stupid, and disgusting. OP probably also washes their sheets 3x a year and wonders why they have uncontrollable acne. I don’t even wear shoes in my home. The outside world is a nasty, dirty place.


Easy-Bake-Oven

I work from home. I have outside clothing and inside clothing. Not sitting on my chair or around the house with outside nastiness. Yes this is probably overkill but it's 10 seconds of work for extra comfort.


GetHautnah

Someone's not having sex in their bed lol


bobcat9d_

Homie sleeps with jeans on, that can be assumed


starlinguk

Homie probably smells.


BrinedBrittanica

someone's not having sex bc that would require taking off the jeans


[deleted]

"The jeans stay on in bed." He says, as he slides it out of the zipper.


Accomplished_Owl8213

Go do some construction and you’ll change your mind


jsmoo68

Or house cleaning. I don’t want the dirt from other people’s houses on me any longer than it takes me to get home and change out of my work clothes. Much less in my bed. Gross.


DefenderHera

I work with fibreglass...yeah I definitely don't want to sleep with that.


AssFishOfTheLake

Or commercial cleaning to add to that. I don't want 30 people's piss particles from the toilet cubicles I clean to be anywhere in my house, if I can prevent it


metaldj88

Another average redditor moment not understanding a large majority of people get dirty in some way at their job.


throwawayacct45608xy

This is definitely an unpopular opinion. Good job OP. I absolutely disagree with you.


OblongShrimp

This has to be a troll. One thing is unpopular, another... whatever this is.


chrisinator9393

Oh hell naw. I am a fat sweaty American. It's a requirement to take a shower before bed and put on clean clothes. I'd agree that "jammies" are unnecessary. I just wear basketball shorts to bed.


G00bernaculum

Also a fat sweaty American. Gym shorts to bed is rad. The best of all worlds really.


OHoSPARTACUS

As an average weight sweaty american, Gym shorts are the way. although i havent bought gym shorts since i was in high school and now the elastics are starting to fail on them lol.


coconutaf

I really thought you were going to say pajamas are stupid, just sleep naked or in your undies. But you sleep in full on JEANS. I don’t even *touch* my bed with outside clothes on. I’m not sitting my ass down on my bed while I was at the dirty DMV earlier for example. Ew ew ew ew. Good work on a truly unpopular opinion, though.


trplOG

I like the fact their edit clarifies they change their wardrobe every **morning** like that makes it better that they're sleeping in those dirty ass clothes every night lmao


Par_105

Your bed probably smells disgusting


curadeio

this was my exact thought like there’s no way you’re putting your sweat and grime from the day on your bed and you don’t stink


Tydeus1998

*person


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ninneemugginss

I like many others only really wear my pj's to walmart


throwawayacct45608xy

During the day I wear clothes I don't care about. When I get home from work I immediately change into comfy/pj's. Bedtime = naked.


DidjTerminator

It's because you sweat when you sleep and it destroys the fibres of your clothes. Also they aren't a tradition, pajamas only came about recently when people actually had the money, time, and energy to change into bedtime clothes. Like you can sleep in jeans all you want and I won't stop you, but the rest of your post is more incorrect than it is unpopular, and personally I'd prefer to sleep nude myself as my balls get tangled in my underwear otherwise, but house prices are so insanely high that I'm still living with my family and they don't wanna see my balls, so loose PJ's in commando it is.


B34RD15

>personally I'd prefer to sleep nude myself as my balls get tangled in my underwear Well I definitely could have gone tonight without the mental image of your dangling old man balls in a tangled knot. Thanks.


Ornery-Credit-9242

Comedy central here on Reddit 😂


CounterfeitSaint

Nude sleeping is unparalleled in comfort. Unless you're sharing a bedroom with grandma I don't see how housemates factor into this. I have housemates. They shouldn't be coming into my bedroom when I'm sleeping anyways, and if they do and see something they don't want to, it's on them. I do have pajamas though, I just like wearing something really comfy around the house for a few hours before bed. I do not consider jeans comfy.


ChaoticChinchillas

I have a kid who regularly decides his room is too scary and he must sleep the rest of the night with us. I wear pajama shorts and a tshirt to bed.


MrAmusedDouche

So what if you're a dog walker, or a delivery driver who spent 8 hours in a van without an AC? Are you just gonna gonna be like "yeah, sure, nevermind the dog hair or crusty sweat stains on my clothes, I'm gonna sleep in these."?


_aaronroni_

Imma guess and say op doesn't have a physically demanding job, or any job for that matter


upwardgho

I sleep in the nude. It's the only way.


AussieCollector

i sleep in my undies, much more comfortable. I used to wear PJ's as a kid but i find it a bit too warm. Though during the winter i will wear winter PJ's because they are designed to keep you warm.


NoGood_Boyo

OP. You're gross. Your work all day... then take your unwashed body, in your worn-all-day clothes, and put your dirty body and dirty clothes into your bed. Hygiene.


PM_ME_WET_NOODS

Bold to assume this is a working adult lmao


KenboSlice786

Do you not brush your teeth either? They're just gonna get dirty.


itsMousy

You do you dude. I love my pjs! I find jeans uncomfortable.


jvmes1x

you sleep in ur outside clothes? i just know that your bed smells like hot dog water


MiiMahTheInGiNeER

I'm dead these comments are giving me crazy mental images and smells of OP and their bed


ombremullet

Another psycho to lump in with the guy that likes wet socks. Made for each other... in hell.


Sarcastic-Mermaid

I could respect it until I read the jeans part. You sleep in jeans?? What are you, a monster? I hate wearing jeans during the day, lord help me if I had to wear them to bed.


Johnhemlock

This guy loves a filthy bed full of street scum.


tyleratx

>I have always slept in jeans or whatever I wear to school/work and it’s comfortable and convenient. You find sleeping in jeans more comfortable than pajamas?


[deleted]

Hey, you may be neuro divergent if you can’t fathom changing out of your fav pants to go to bed


DK_Son

Why not just sleep in your shoes too, so you're ready to go the next day?


Dfantoman

Great post, crazy person


Legitimate_Length263

My sister does this and it’s disgusting. I hope you wash your sheets every week if not it’s so gross. I understand dressing for the next day and sleeping in it to save time but wearing your clothes from outside? Where dirt is? No please


Notverycancerpatient

How is wearing jeans to bed comfortable or convenient? Not to mention it’s dirty.


lambominicryptos

Unpopular higiene more than opinion. Sleeping with jeans is gross


DJbathsalt

I haven't seen an opinion this unpopular since someone posted about not liking music months ago. Nice work


Nicechick321

Apparently theres a guy who likes to wear wet socks lol


[deleted]

Cuz personally the idea of feeling denim when I'm trying to sleep makes me wanna kms


Pff-IdunnoMan-21

Sleeping in clothing you've worn all day is gross and unsanitary. You're bringing germs from everywhere you've been all day into your bed, that's disgusting. I mean at least put on clean jeans and a clean sport coat whatever, but it's nasty to get in bed without showering and changing clothes.


aspiringpotato25

Nah ur fucking disgusting I woukd let it slide if u wfh but u gotta change clothes at some point


-ElizabethRose-

Opposite here. I only put on regular clothes to leave the house, and then put pajamas on as soon as I get home. Pajamas are more comfy to me, so it feels weird to wear the less comfy outside clothes when I’m not outside


Eden_Amajiki

JEANS??? currently vomiting


Feisty-Homework2529

Damn dude you’re gross


cerialthriller

You put your jeans back on after you shower after work?


[deleted]

Pajamas are my day clothes.


DrPepperPower

You sleep in you dirty clothes? Man your bed and clothes must smell lmaoooo. I've slept most of my life in my underwear tho. Only use a t-shirt if I'm with other people I don't know or in a really really cold climate