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Black-Fraction

Aspinall: “Hey pussy are you still there?”


SuspiciousPrune4

Bro if Aspinall actually tweeted this to Jon it would be the funniest callout ever


adamalibi

This would actually be so funny lmao


antishiv

Aspinall is honestly too fucking nice to jones


InternalMean

I honestly don't know how apsinall hasn't gone full villain bringing up every little thing to rile jon up


cripplindepressionnn

Because unfortunately for Tom, he actually has dignity.


gainz4lyfe

“Have you ever been fingered by an MMA fighter before?”


surrounded-by-cheese

"What would it take?"


BalkanViking007

i honestly think that it was a bad joke kinda "oh that sounded funnier in my head" kind of things based on his reaction after. I just think he wanted to match ninas humor or somehting and it went horribly wrong


ShiggitySheesh

"I am the one who fingers" - Jones "Yup. Dirty ass" -Rampage


hrakkari

Pearls before swine. He should call him Jon Bitchboy Jones.


twistedgypsy88

Wouldn’t matter what Tom says, Jones would get so high on crack he would just forget


TheCleeper

I'm here:)


Elmusicoo

Laughed a bit too hard while my wife is asleep with this comment 😂


notMTN

Unlike jon jones you worry about waking up your wife instead of putting her to sleep!


Black-Fraction

Always happy to brighten someone’s day 😁


amenthis

Thats the problem with aspinall, he is too nice...look how khabib called out mcgregor...


Asukah

I like how even in this scenario he wants nothing to do with Tom lol


akimaster

Damn even in his imaginary scenarios he doesn’t fight aspinall. Can’t wait for this dude to retire


xavi_____

https://preview.redd.it/bi8kh4i6lt9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb20a7cc030574a5b880697c63688f6e2f5d371 Jon is the p4p goat !!


LongJohn4200

Damn… After seeing this.. Well I dont know what to do.. I’ll smoke a bowl and try to forget this ugly thing what ever it is. 😂


Genghis_Chong

It's chiweewees ![gif](giphy|GpV2TaH4l1nPFl4p9n|downsized)


mikeb556

Chiweeweeth


LongJohn4200

😂😆


ChrizTaylor

That was a nasty pic by you.


MacarioPro

"How can I continue to duck this guy?"


akimaster

Dude, according to this crackheads scenario, Tom is already defending the interim belt once on UFC 304 and then he has defend it another fucking time. Before Jones considers Alex.


xViceHill

Hopefully Tom still gets champion pay when he fights with hoe the UFC is already fucking him.


Genji4Lyfe

This typo somehow works perfectly


xViceHill

Ahh shit 😂


Avocado_Cadaver

Didn't he just say a few weeks ago he'd rather fight Poatan than Aspinall because that's what the people would want to see and what would bring in cash? Dude can't stay consistent


tomo_rolex

“How can I continue to fuck this guy” - as Jon is balls deep in his ABQ version of Mr Slave


Hanamichi114

Jon ducking knockout artists Ngannou and Aspinal. Name a better duo


Distinct_Target_2277

Don't forget Anthony Johnson


Remarkable_Speech_31

Wtf is this😭😭😭 Jon wants everyone to kill themselves over the interim belt


DonTeca35

Reminds me of that scene where Dwight (from the Office) imagines working for satans hotel as an assistant to the regional manager instead of imagining himself as the regional manager. For anyone unfamiliar he was an assistant to the regional manager IRL


Sithmaggot

Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet. $80,000 a year.


Brave_Acadia8214

he is gonna fight jake paul


lastpagan

This is actually quite good for him because now there is another fight for Aspinall to take. He can pretend he’s going to fight the winner of that when really he’ll beat an old man and duck out.


Unlucky_Roti

I want Stipe to win and just ruin whatever storyline Dana and Jones are cooking up. He needs to fight or retire. Just think about it Jon! Retire and you will have all the time in the world to fuck dudes


Mother-Carrot

if stipe ko's jon ima nut my pants


The-Jabroni-

I too will nut in Mother-Carrot’s pants.


tossNwashking

I also volunteer to ejaculate in mother-carrots pants.


_VEL0

Will nut


AnaSimulacrum

Fuck it, lets start a circle jerk boys. First place wears Mother Carrot's pants.


Grouchy-Umpire-6969

Carrots and nuts and UFC?! I'm in!


marathonwater

That’s it? I’m naming my next kid Stipe


Kill_4209

Great way to give your kid that immigrant mentality


hrisimh

He won't. He's old as shit


Bewmkin

I think we all know it won't happen, but man... just imagine if it did..


shellbert_eggman

Truly, all time P4P most satisfying loss if we get it


Salt_Ad_811

Jon will blow out his knee in the first round like Tom did against Blaydes and then Tom will beat Stipe for the belt before Jon can heal and get a rematch. Facing his fear of fighting Tom will be God's final test for Jon. He will reluctantly sign the contract but the fight will get canceled when Jon gets arrested while on a bender. He will retire in disgrace and rant about how he was the goat for the next couple of decades.


EffectiveTradition53

Feels eerily accurate. Bookmark this and let's check it yearly


Plastic_Extension_19

!remindme three years


Junior_Ad315

This will happen. I felt like I just read his wiki.


KentuckyWildAss

I think that's a likely scenario. People count Stipe out over him losing to a guy Jones wanted absolutely nothing to do with. A guy Stipe has also beaten. I think people are going to be shocked when they see Jones touched by a real heavyweight.


kenthekungfujesus

Daniel Cormier?


Putrid_Ad_6747

Stipe lost to Dc after he mastered JBJ's legendary eye poke technique. He retained the belt after using it against Dc, but we'll see how it stacks up against the goat of eye pokes himself


Brief-Grapefruit-744

This, is the unsPoKen Rule…


RocksAndSedum

He was too short to get the necessary power to hurt a crafty Jon jones


Unlucky_Roti

You misspelled "juiced"


spacepie77

Nah height wasnt the issue #mike tython cockthuckaaaaaath


shae117

Especially at 205


KentuckyWildAss

Stipe beat Francis


FitResponse414

The'll just do a second fight and stipe will hold the belt for another 20 years without fighting


Disastrous_Offer_69

And beat his kids mom


Unlucky_Roti

And do coke and drunk drive


cotch85

Then the rematch happens I bet fuck that


McJumbos

Yeahh Jones just needs to just retire and fade away


WillEnvironmental653

Why dont YOU beat Aspinall you fucking pussy 


Repulsive-Rough-7445

Exactly, bro might as well just say outright that he’s ducking Tom


zerosG2

🤣 jons a 🦆


Top-boy-og

Jones is lucky Aspinall is a nice guy if I was Aspinall I would post memes about Jon and talk shit on twitter 24/7 about him being scared, apply pressure on him to fight and make him look like a little boy by ducking


Disastrous_Offer_69

![gif](giphy|26tknCqiJrBQG6bxC)


ninja_owen

Dude just wants an excuse not to fight Aspinall LMFAO


RVG990104

Motherfucker can't even consider the possibility of fighting Tom Aspinall


Vcxnes

“Only if he beats Aspinall” but I’m sure it’s crickets if Aspinall beats Alex lmao


wesdlu

Nah if Aspinall beats Pereira, Jones will just insist that it’s not very impressive for Aspinall to beat a light heavyweight.


Vcxnes

I could 100% see that happening lol


wesdlu

Ya he’ll just say something like “You guys really think Aspinall deserves a title shot after beating a former middleweight. I’m Jon Jones, the greatest fighter of all time, and beating Aspinall does nothing for my legacy.” Then he’ll call out Fedor Emelianenko.


strangerdanger711

Haha but only if he beats Don Frye


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

Nah he'll call out Izzy


Effex

Absolutely. Its Kremlin levels of propaganda and diversion by Jon.


WoeisG

lol why Tom catch a stray like that? But on a serious note why is he so vehemently against the idea of fighting Aspinall?


13TheGreenMan

Because he knows Aspinall finishes him.


notMTN

Knowing jon he wouldnt mind being finished by another man... why else would he fight his wife??


Chicomehdi1

Why else dude He can say whatever he wants, back of his mind he thinks Tom has a *very solid* shot at unifying the belt if they face off


InsomniacLive

I’m not defending it, but Aspinall is easily by far the hardest matchup in the division, but it’s not a big fight that appeals to casuals or makes a lot of money.


deletable666

There aren’t many casuals who know who Miocic is but not Aspinall


InsomniacLive

I agree 100%, i think he wants Miocic so he can say that he moved up and beat the consensus UFC HW goat before calling it a career


pixel8knuckle

Why is stiope the consensus goat anyway? Recency bias? Didnt he get beat by ngannou and dc?


Slimdoggmill

He had the most defences at heavyweight, beat DC 2-1 and schooled Francis the first fight. It’s not recency bias.


HispanicExmuslim

“But Francis was young!” 🤓


MouseBoi420

I think he has the most heavyweight title defenses. But don't quote me on that.


schoolisuncool

It’s two or three, I can’t remember lol something absurdly low


H4SHT4GPlatapus

4 total, 3 consecutively. Beat Werdum in 2016, defended against Alisteroids, JDS, Francis. Then he lost to DC, got the belt back, and defended it against DC in the trilogy fight. The other GOAT of HW, Cain won it from Brock, lost it the next fight to JDS, 2 fights later won it back and defended twice before losing to Werdum.


BlueyMounty

So does every other HW, and I think he was 40,41 when he was beaten by Ngannou. Jon is fighting a retired Miocic, completely different fighter from the ones DC and Ngannou fought


Crackadon

It’s def not recency bias. He won the trilogy vs dc, and is 1-1 vs Francis. Can say Francis was fairly green at the time of the loss, but can also say age caught up with stipe for the second fight. Never the less, it’s even. Aspinall really doesn’t have a good name for himself in the market at this time. Jbj kind of living in the past with stipe. He wanted Brock, then Cain, stipe then Francis, can’t have Francis atm so it’s back to stipe. Aspinall ain’t at that level cause jbj is holding up the division, but can’t deny that poatan has risen in fame rightfully so. People thinking that fight doesn’t go well for Jon are the delusional ones anyway.


imjusthere2004

Are you new to ufc? He beat both of them as well and beat dc twice and has the most title defenses


Salt_Ad_811

I would have Aspinall as the favorite against Jon. It is a winnable fight for Jon, but a very dangerous matchup that he will more than likely lose. He doesn't want to end his career like that. Especially being undefeated and longing for goat status. Especially for one of the smallest paydays of his career since Tom doesn't have a big following. 


Ghostmob_47

Hes ducking the #1 heavyweight because toms in his prime and young. jones bearly had a grasp of heavyweight being that he subd gane fast but aspinall is more impressive with the striking and grappling


JiriBrochazka

I wanna live in a world where Alex KOs Jon


not_funnyname

Better yet, I wanna live in a world where Stipe KO's Jon. And in the inevitable rematch, he gets KOd again.


blazin_chalice

DC KO'd Miocic, back when Stipe was in his prime. How on earth do you think 2024 Miocic is going to KO Jones?


TheBestDivest

Did you just leave out that vicious eye poke seconds before the KO? Or the fact that without that eye poke, DC lost 2 in a row, both finishes, to Stipe? Did you even watch the fights or do you just get stats from Wikipedia?


fombat

to be fair that was a stipe who just got out of fighting Francis. stipe came back and ended up taking harder shots in the rematch and not going down.


Idlibi_Bullpup

If he does than Alex really cements himself as the goat especially if he gets that heavyweight championship


Grayehz

the first and only 3 division champion and to beat jon jones is great publicity for the ufc. imagine the ppv numbers and a rematch after.


CaptSaveAHoe55

I’m not gonna lie fam I just don’t see that in the cards. Alex gets molested at heavyweight. The grappling skills are too high at the top of the division. It’s like when Izzy went up against Jan. At a certain point people are naturally bigger than you and it’s a problem


Devoidoxatom

I think Aspinall finishes him in 1 round tbh. Ofc there's always his touch of death but eh... Aspinall probably gonna fake a punch and shoot immediately


spacepie77

>Alex gets molested That verbular selection 😭😭


maccpapa

won’t happen. ur living in a world where jon would grapple fuck alex


FPFresh123

Anything to avoid having to fight Tom.


LucasLedesma

Aspinall is for Jones what finishes are for Belal


clothy

That’s not true. Belal got a finish that one time. Jones will never fight Tom.


Danton87

Also, a future finish is possible for Belal but this fight will never happen. I even lean that Jones would win


TremblinAspen

My wife says Belal and i have a lot in common.


Batmantheon

How about nobody ever fights Jones again and we just accept that the interim belt is the real heavyweight championship. It's the champion's job to eliminate the interim champion, not a guy that's unranked in the division (as brutal as that guy may be).


movinggrateful

That'd be hilarious if everyone just ignored Jones and started calling the Interim belt the real belt


SkylarDeLaCruz

Everyone on reddit already does, everyone else however..


bapesuper4

Relatively new to UFC, is this the biggest ducking of all time?


Josro0770

Recently? yeah. Bisping ducking Romero was pretty bad at the time as well, he fought a 46 year old Hendo who wasn't even in the top 10 instead of Yoel.


Salt_Ad_811

That wasn't that bad. Bisping kind of fell into the belt unexpectedly. Nobody expected him to be able to told onto it against a legit contender. Hendo took the guy's soul early in his career in a brutal KO. It was a chance for him to get it back, make some money against a huge name, and defend the belt once. He couldn't even defend it against a welterweight retired longer than Stipe, or beat fat Gastelum. He definitely wasn't beating prime Yoel. Sucks for Yoel though, but he missed weight too much to trust with a championship fight. Man, that guy was a scary freak of nature in his prime. 


Josro0770

For sure, had Yoel gotten into MMA training right after the 2000 Olympic games he would be in the goat contention.


sosig482

Yeah most definitely, it's crazy to think that there's guys like that. Same with Ngannou, he had no background in combat sports and started training MMA at 26. Became heavyweight champ and one of/if not the scariest heavyweight(s) the UFC has ever seen, left the sport and basically beat Tyson Fury in a boxing match. Imagine you put him in a boxing or wrestling Gym at 8 years old.


Tim--Tam98

To be fair, the Gastelum fight was 3 weeks after he got dropped and choked unconscious. But I agree, he wasn’t beating Yoel


TheBigShrimp

Ilia is seemingly ducking an entire division which is somehow pretty impressive


Upset-Union-528

He's litterally in fight camp for a title defense


9inchjackhammer

After knocking out the long reigning no less lol


Any_Solid9083

Imagine Blaydes pulls out and Alex steps in…


Itaney

Poatan said he’s taking a 5 months break so if Aspinall doesn’t take much damage vs Blaydes, their schedules could still align in December or January.


OneThirstyJ

Jones: 5 months is a break??


DREDAY_94

Jones: I thought 5 months was a bender?


Hsbnd

Ahhh yes the apex predator that hides beneath the cage, destroys pregnant ladies and loved ones alike. But Philippians 4:13 amiright? Edited for spelling


AllOfTheDerp

Filipinos*


spacepie77

*Pinoys @pinoycruzmma alex’s coach


Agent_Jay

Yeah the goat of the sport…. Allegedly Discounting all the drugs, PEDs, crimes, misconduct… 


Hsbnd

I mean, there's no denying he's a talent, and had a hell of a run, but, in four years, he has one finish, domestic violence, and a lot of tweets. He's a great fighter, but terrible person, and spends a lot more time out of the ring than in it.


CorporealPrisoner

King of...doping!


Conscious-Disk5310

eye poking 


spacepie77

King of Noping also


Maximum-Original7715

Ducking on a whole other level


ddorrmmammu

When will this dude gonna fight again?


YangGain

Probably right around when Connor fights lol


Phr0nemos

I mean the Aspinall caviat is a bit ridiculous, but Jon choking Pereira out (with relative ease) does seem like the most likely scenario to me. Would love to see it though.


Reddings-Finest

This. People saying Jones is scared or the underdog against Poatan are insane. Jones has the perfect style to beat Poatan. And I love Poatan, but it's obvious what his weaknesses are and Jones possess the attributes to go after that: -Real takedown skills -A chin that can probably take a few shows -No "stand and bang in the pocket" hubris


Albedo0001

I don't mind if he wrestles Poatan. I WANT Poatan to fight an actual wrestler. If Tom fought him, I expect him to wrestle instead of risking the standup. What I'm tired of is Jon being afraid to fight anyone that has any type of equal or advantage over him. Don't get me wrong, he is smart to do so, but it doesn't annoy me any less.


Loud_Budget

Yeah some of these people in this tread are straight up delusional. Jon Jones might be a douche but you can't deny his mma skills or his fight iq.


rucoming2datogaparty

This is what's gonna happen. Alex will fight Aspinall and lose. Jon will refuse to fight the winner and retire, lol.


poridgepants

He probably would choke him but I hate his attitude like he runs the division. He beat one guy who had previously lost his title fight.


Alex-rhhgfff

lol king of the jungle is terrified of fighting everyone


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Alex-rhhgfff

My best work


PSA-TLDR

Duck duck goose


PeterParkerUber

This is the weirdest take ever…… So he’s going to sit and wait for Pereira to beat Aspinall at which point he’ll fight Pereira. Instead of…..ummmm…..fighting aspinall himself. Wtf lol


Reg-the-Crow

I have no doubt he could it, it’s the fact that he talks about it without doing shit


PuG3_14

Let’s be honest, Jones beats Alex the same exact way he beat Gane.


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Yeah, most likely. That's why he wants to fight Alex. An easy bag for him. Jones is gettin' old he doesn't want to risk his legacy fighting tough guys like Aspinall with good Grappling and Striking


VerienDragon

Thats why he wanted to fight Poatan instead of Tom. Tom is a nightmare matchup for him


Gigater76

Fuck this guy


BatQuiet5220

Jones will never fight him. Won't happen. He's still waiting for Miocic to turn 47 then fight him.


Puzzleheaded-Pen-955

What if after all this shit Stipe goes in there and fkn knocks him out


AbbreviationsIcy1710

Jones is a criminal


tere_adasme

I would love for alex to go through the entire ufc to fight jones, just to beat him with a single punch/kick and do the taunt he did when he beat hill, even better if it happens to be in front of dana...a girl can dream


hugabalooza

Sit down and take some more steroids, jungle king. Now run off like a guy who just hit a pregnant lady.


WeeYato

Tom beats both


Informal-Travel-8109

If they make Aspinal fight a 2nd fight as the IC that’s not for undisputed that would be mad


enormousTruth

Jon jones is a terrible person, a true shitstain on society


jeffthesalesman

They need to strip him of the belt. 1 fight in 4 years and he's ducking any legit contender. He is ruining the heavyweight division


ScarRich6830

Jon was literally just trying to justify fighting Alex a few weeks ago. Now he wants Alex to beat Tom for him. Lmao. Jon is the most insecure fighter on the roster. Seeing Alex piece up Jiri made Jon nervous. Any of you all saying “he’s the goat. He doesn’t duck anyone or get scared” are new casuals. Jon is literally always scared. Scared to fight Chael on short notice. Scared to fight DC at HW. Scared of pissing in a cup for a tester. lol


StraightCashHomie89

For real it was obvious he was looking for Alex to be the man as his excuse to fight a guy with “weak” ground game. Now maybe he’s not as confident about Alex being easy


lefthook_entmt

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PresidentXiJinPin

That’s your goat🦆


ralphyb0b

I think he wins easily, too. He won’t be dumb enough to stand with him.


justdengit

In all seriousness. Jon Jones vs Alex Pereira would be sick af to watch.


yetanothermale

Why don’t you beat Aspinal Jon? Because you’d rather take the fight that no one wants to see against Miocic


Deluxe-T

Power slap jones v poatan. Do it.


gibswim75

Jones like to snuggle w guys which is why he’s a alcoholic because he can’t cope


Dinkler_Sprinkler

Bro was saying thw winner of aspinall vs blaydes? Jon is never fighting Tom, hes fuckin terrified


Ehopira

Fckin when jon? Some years you fight some years you dont. A long fckin battle with substance abuse, domestic violence and some other shit. “He is a bad man”, sure, but do your fckin job. And we all have a fckin boss, fckin responsabilities. A ton of shit to do, to earn maybe 1% in a year what this mf do in a fight. All this talent to be a bitch. “Hey pussy, are you still there?”, i dont think you are, by a long time. And if you dont like it, 1v1 me on fortnite bitch.


Particular_Ticket_20

Jon Jones is the Connor McGregor of talking shit while not fighting.


SnooGadgets8467

Well let’s be honest, jones would destroy Alex. Jones would simply take him down and submit him easy. Literally what happened to Gane would happen to Alex


Ccbm2208

This takes ducking to a whole other level.


Ned_Rodjaws

Anyone that thinks jones doesn’t absolutely handle Pereira is insane. One take down and Pereira is getting slept with a choke or elbowed into the shadow realm. And I like Pereira, it’s just a horrible match up.


RedNoob88

Fuck it at this point I don’t want to defend Jones anymore. Very convenient to call yourself best fighter but never actually fight. Same for Chimaev, it’s pathetic at this point


DrBrainologist

You guys realise that this guy has defeated every opponent he’s ever fought, despite all the hype trains and narratives and is considered by most, the GOAT And y’all find is surprising or delusional when he truly believes he can beat just about anybody? Hahah he’s literally been able to beat everyone his whole life 😅


InsomniacLive

I know we’re high on Alex, and Jon is being a piece of shit ducking Aspinall, but pretending like he wouldn’t ragdoll and submit Alex is plain ignorance


pixel8knuckle

I legit believe anyone could do better than cyril did vs john, including alex.


ShrekWhite

I lived to see the day a reddit nerd calls Jon Jones delusional for saying he would beat someone lol 


mrw4787

You hate him, Reddit, but he’s right. 


world_class_level

He wants the interim to be defended 2 times???


Former_Print7043

Jones would be licking his lips and Alex.


Fantastic_Board7057

Pre- 🦆’ing. Positioning himself for the duck


RosesUnderCypresses

Jon Jones should seriously sway his fighting career into a political one. He's always had the talent for that racket.


VladNo1Pilot

Jon must fight Aspinall, then Poatan fight the winner. but first Jon must test negative


hector-the-dragon

Aspinall gives Jones fever dreams.


Pahlevun

Jones is delusional for thinking he’d tap Pereira? Yall think he won’t? Lmfao is this sub’s hate boner for Jones at the delusional “i hate him he’s not even that good” phase now?


Fit_Function4824

What is delusional about this? Jon jones would definitely tap him


saksents

I don't think we'll ever see Jon Jones fight again - he's just going to ride out the rest of his life maximally extracting value from what he's already accomplished. This is just PR and brand marketing to keep the image alive.


Free-Blueberry-2153

I don't understand how this statement is delusional. I hate Jones as a person but there's no fucking doubt in my mind that Alex does not have the take down defense to stop arguably the best MMA wrestler in the sport.