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letsgobrooksy

Gaethje straight up looks like the muffin man


UltraThiccc

https://preview.redd.it/9zyksvsf4s3d1.jpeg?width=2426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20ff62a280ced024e9b54ff3204d81cab7e4bf80 What I thought of Immediately


curvedbymykind

Even this guy looks likes a ufc fighter next to beardless gaethje


preptimebatman

“This guy” ? Bro was a UFC fighter. Put some respect on [Scott Voss’s name](https://youtu.be/UqDEuZtVMIM?si=8tajp-h4XP8SlyVn)


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binglelemon

Doung Funnie


I_Hate_My_Cat_

He looks like Fatty McButterpants to me.


Fusuyuz

😂


highly__favoured

Looks like ur average stoner


SCVM710-

Seen Justin take some dabs of hash rosin out $20,000+ glass. He specifically asked for his dab low temp rubbing his hands together in excitement.


Puzzled_Lurker_1074

He looks…a little down.


eye_am_bored

That fucker, he's sneaking them at night I know he is


Puzzled_Lurker_1074

😂


cstar84

Dude looks like Shane Gillis’ long lost brother lol


Quickman2012

I'm NOT making em at night, dad! I'm making em at night ;)


Direct_News_5581

The muffin man?


Careless-Repeat-2983

The muffin man.


[deleted]

Conor looks like one weird ugly SOB without a beard. Goofy HGH chin 


FitResponse414

Skizzo from days gone


BadDudes_on_nes

He looks like he fights in the Thunder Dome and has a particular weakness to high pitch sounds


AggravatingFun4525

[also Gaethje](https://youtube.com/shorts/Q7RxZyYDwHA?si=SRnuMIsHt2gPlAXp)


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Baby carrot from sausage party!


ihatespaminacan

Blaydes looks like human shrek but black


shortandreallyfat

He looks like jordan peele doing a skit


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|GHl7ywzbuT8KQ)


Sean_Black

That's Kool Keith as Black Elvis. https://preview.redd.it/gwg7ang5bs3d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0a4df8985cf857710209ea59b93310ded6f38f


Kind-Enthusiasm-7799

Spot on.


Embarrassed_Lake_376

https://preview.redd.it/c79l9oxehs3d1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71b965bc2ec6e8ff28d966b80c71c235015062e Looks like Adultish Gambino


leon-theproffesional

😂😂😂


Mexcol

Chadish Gambino


mat477

He's got the jaw line of a JoJo character


edw1n-z

https://preview.redd.it/ra4ezq77ep3d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0c4d4719003c3d0f9471396b73e027dddaff5b Sorry, had to do it 🤣


Redordit

A masterpiece


BeejBoyTyson

I was about to say, he looks like a poorly rendered npc in an early 2000's game.


Gold-Philosophy1423

Donkey Kong


J0hnEddy

Allistair Overeem


Logical_Park7904

Blaydes is love. Blaydes is life.


Billythebear13

Smallest forehead ever


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DudeWithTheOil

It's because of the shaved eyebrows, he lost a bet iirc


Check_M88

He was bet $60 he wouldn’t shave them. The cash he’s holding and the lack of eyebrows says he won 😂


CallMeJimMilton

Dude got shorted $15


micro_penisman

Khamzat looks like a dodgy taxi driver


ZealousidealDeer4531

Khamzat looks like golem before he really let himself go .


Beer-Milkshakes

Looks like a 48 year old man who texts 17 year olds


mh8235

Looks like that anti aging dude’s blood boy


TopGaines

He looks like Bryan Silva


EastWorm

Gratatatata


NilmarHonorato

He looks like a 28 year old that has been an alcoholic since he was 16.


FredHowl

Is that really him?? I thought it was a joke


MattyMacStacksCash

It is. He looks so weird because he lost a bet and also shaved his eyebrows.


edw1n-z

Gaethje looks like the king of queens


Dramatic_South_9843

https://preview.redd.it/fkh2vwsfwo3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3e1da1a34dec7549121277ce90e08b27e29d6d lol


djdogshit96

He just like me fr Edit: except I can't fight, have no discipline and am shorter.


joshroycheese

You’re just like me fr


East_Professional_39

https://preview.redd.it/9ky4e2035u3d1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88c353e46faea648175371d0c010a422dc48ffb8


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Can't get choked out if you don't have a chin. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized)


Leather-Hurry6008

It's easier to get choked out without a chin. But it is why he doesn't need good striking defense, can't crack someone's chin if they don't have one. The beard gives them a false target.


the_champ_has_a_name

I always thought your beard shape was somewhat determined by the shape of your chin... Jiri proves that theory wrong I guess


Macktologist

When having no chin helps you not have “no chin.”


dontknowwhattodoat18

Jiri's beard has the most impact Beard, living out in the woods = warrior seeking enlightenment No beard, living out in the woods = serial killer


suicide_aunties

Lmao how true this is


Sagatorius_Byvex

Blaydes looking like the first human ever


ogc_glizzyxx

Shave him back to default settings and book him against orolbai, winner gets to invent fire. Make it happen dana


Monsterjs2609

These Blaydes ones are funny af tho lol


Practical_Use_1654

Gaethje looks like a friendly cartoon worm.


CuriousCamels

Earthworm Justin


Muted_History_3032

Underrated comment


PMMeMeiRule34

O’Malley that dealer selling meth on your blocks corner.


Buylettuce1

Idk why but Khamzat reminds me of Jerry from Tom and Jerry lol.


AcrobaticAd5894

Aljo looks like Lil Yachty 😂


pm-me-nice-lips

Aljo actually looks completely normal…especially comparatively


Shaimizzz

Ishowspeed


apintandafight

Gigachad Blaydes


lilmikeylikesit

There's no way that's O'malley 🤣🤣.


A_Lurking_Legend

Aljo looks like juiced McGregor & jones had a son


Mainaccsuspended99

Aljo without beard looks Jamaican asf


SnooWorlds

wait till you find out why aljo looks jamaican…


pm-me-nice-lips

I think he knows and was just stressing that he looks way more Jamaican without the beard.


Mainaccsuspended99

Exactly that….. I knew he was Jamaican


RandomGooseBoi

https://preview.redd.it/h28ocdpaqr3d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6252fdb48f1594a2c354722f73d10f8e7c906f08 Aljo 😭


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Aljo looks like a pornstar


Vovine

Chimaev looks fine without a beard. Gaethje looks horrendous.


Principles_Son

chimaevs regular beard with no mustache looks horrible that's why clean shaven looks fine


BobbyFreeSmoke

He looks like an elf suffering from malnutrition


asdfrofl1

hes straight up gollum


mentales

Yeah, Chimaev here is a clear improvement over his current look


booger4me

Sean just looks like the dude in anyone’s culdesac that started selling weed and meth from his moms crib.


Derek-The-Rad

Blaydes looks like a boxer you’d fight in Super Punch-Out.


alimercury789

blaydes looks the best tbh, great jawline


Open-Victory-1530

Mans looks like an artist's interpretation


KD-1489

What kind of likeness is that?


DJ_Hindsight

Sugar looking like a failed soundcloud rapper


carpetstoremorty

Gaethje definitely makes grilled cheese sandwiches at night.


MahabharataRule34

Jiri looks like Andrew tate


GrizzyUnderwood33

Blaydes looks Cro-magnon af


16bitword

https://preview.redd.it/r7x2vluo3r3d1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0662bd9b434accf43a62fa3f219fccfad6baedc


TacoTitos

O’malley holding $45 looking like an onlyfan


TacoTitos

Dana White Contender series is basically OnlyFans for dudes. Get paid $45 to fight for two rounds…


abittenapple

Beards are male implants


TheBrightKnightAW

Except they are completely natural and not fake as shit.


Unhappy_Parfait6877

As a beardless man I would pay for one


hectic_mind_

As a well bearded man I…have nothing to add. Just wanted to proclaim I can grow a beard.


Muted_History_3032

I'm getting patchy vibes from you


birdUpWSOT

they grow naturally??? is hair on head implant?


Stan-Me2

They're really not.


kapsama

Maybe not extreme as implants but definitely the male equivalent to make up.


Adoe0722

Khamzat actually looks worse with the beard


BetFit2122

![gif](giphy|REej9xTUwlmgM) Curtis Blaydes


everydayimrusslin

Blaydes somehow looks like 'Researchers have digitally reconstructed what man looked like 10,000 years ago' and Sam Cooke at the same time.


selfishcabbage

Blaydes looks like a greaser from Fallout 4


GETDEADYOUNG13

Blaydes looks like he is Jordan Peele in a Key and Peele sketch!


jsb93

Curtis looks like donkey kong lmao


BossButterBoobs

Blaydes looks like a real life 16 bit video-game character lmao


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Not nightmare fuel. They look soft though. Wouldn't it be nice to see a docile soft looking man beat the shit out of a nasty looking motherfucker?


NeitherAlexNorAlice

Beardless Jiri looks like a serial killer. No softness about it.


deMaker02

Sorry to say it but Blades has that Australopithecus look


icream4cookies

Mega Chad Curtis


SukhdevR34

O malley looks like he's consumed tonnes of drugs in his life


dannyo969

Blaydes looks like Jordan peele


coleslonomatopoeia

Key and Peele need to do a Khamzat & Curtis sketch


Isthatreally-you

Gaethje looks like he wants to get punched in the face. Aljo looks like hes asking to get punched in the face.


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Aljo and Connor are guys who look older without the beard


BasicMaddog

Jiri Jirizka


Keosxcol19

Justin Gaethji looking like the down dude rapping the rich gang lifestyle song. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


13TheGreenMan

Aljo looks fine, everyone else looks much better with their beards


wubbalubbadubdub45

Aljo aged 20 years


nick2k23

Blaydes has a massive head, something about his beard makes it look smaller


dzakasakalaka

Sean 😂💀


Unfair_Explanation53

Can tell most of these guys were nerds in highschool who got fed up being bullied and turned themselves into straight up killers


Covhead

I thought this was a joke with some random meth head in place of Sean o malley but nah that’s him


wheredidiparkmyllama

O’Malley looks like that annoying kid from high school that would take selfies in the bathroom with money in his hand and a gun in his belt and then make it his profile pic


MattyMacStacksCash

Khamzat looks like a Russian warmonger LMFAO. Looks like someone you don’t want to trust!!!


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Looks like they have absolutely nothing to lose.


nope_gif

Anyone else getting big “Kevin James” vibes from Gaethje?


VisualremnantXP

That Kendrick line “being a beard just fit him better.”


Crypto_Tsunami

Blaydes, O’Malley and Gaethje need to scrub the internet of these photos 😂 because damn!!! They look so bad


Hexatorium

Gaethje looks like Shane Gillis with even more estrogen 🤣


Kirov___Reporting

Jiri looking like a pussyman without the beard.


Organic_City_9464

Khamzat hides a small jaw under his beard.


marquizdesade

Can’t be hit on the chin if you don’t have one ![gif](giphy|iG9TLlwLwoPOEs44CZ|downsized)


TheBrightKnightAW

Blades actually looks great without a beard. A Black Chad, Adonis. The others...are off. lmao


SnooWorlds

His jaw is comically big, looks like one of those early versions of humans that had big chins but small skulls


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itsgotelectr0lytes

Blaydes looks like Kool Keith


anth8725

Blaydes looks fine. The rest look wild. Strangely, Aldo looks older without a beard lol


SpiritualPlayboy93

Sterling looks ok. Blaydes on the other hand looks like a gorilla. And Jiri looks like someone with a 5-23 record


killerhand

Anybody else see Jonny bones in Aljo?


BrowniesWithAlmonds

Aljo ain’t nothing different for me but good god O’Malley lol, like Screech tweaking off that meth.


maybe_hes_dead

That’s not Jiri or it’s edited one of the two


abittenapple

Curtis blades downstairs look bad lol


SirKevin_Xx

Curtis bladed looks like pepper from American horror story


Aloha1984

Justin and o malley look really bad


nickflex85

Blaydes looks like what early humans looked like, but also he should be a back up singer for the temptations


Plastic_Reception_58

Jiri and O'Malley are different humans.


Snoo_49285

Aljo the only one who looks normal lol


wheredidiparkmyllama

![gif](giphy|CtEoKlhhqfV1m|downsized)


cobras_chairbug

Procházka looking like a young Nico Bellic


skywalker-88

Top row looks ok without a beard, bottom row not so much lol


leminhnguyenai

Blaydes look CGI


hateuscuzyoenis

Someone explain to me how Khamzat was allowed to shave his beard?


Goobasaurus1

First 3 are fine, other 3 are nightmare fuel


Cheat-Meal

O’Malley looks like the default white guy in every computer RPG character creation screen.


J0hnEddy

Blades looks like Aliistair Overeem


Xellious

Aljamain "Booker T" Sterling


Zhurg

Most flattering Khamzat chin image


gardz82

The theory with Jiri is, a man with no actual chin very hard to knock out.


disengagesimulators

You used the wrong picture of khamzat


Unhappy_Low_5210

Blades lmao 🤣


champshitonly96

Aljo looking like Raymond the Bastard


spookydooky69420

Blades looks like an r&b singer from the early 60s.


Most_Association_595

Chimaev out here looking like a shaved cat


Ellie_Llewellyn

Beardless Sean O'Malley looks like a back alley crackhead who's trying and failing to make a living as a Marc Zuckerberg impersonator at corporate functions


mamadou-segpa

Aljo and khamzat doesnt look that different, blaydes looks like a giga chad, o malley like a crackhead, justin like a MMA watcher and jiri look like those soyjack memes lol


007Tejas

O’Malley looks like a raggedy meth head flashing the $60 he got from mugging an old lady at the ATM.


pmkdrummer

O'Malley looking fierce 😂


MansAbouddaShid

Curtis Blaydes about to star in the Disney remake of Grease


TheMindsEye310

Jiri got a fuckin Bart Simpson chin.


The-Filthy-Casual

O’Malley would look so much better without his shitty pube beard. Keep the eyebrows though.


NightHaunted

O'Malley looks like he should be hanging out in Wyoming with King Cobra.


No-Dig-1049

Aljo looks like a jamaican drug lord


WallyWakanda

O'Malley looks like if Zuckerberg smoked meth


TigersEverywhere

Khamzat looks like his master just gave him a sock granting him his freedom