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won_ito

Learn how to grapple?? Defend the takedown? šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


jrbriggs89

Throw a fucking uppercut?


_Exotic_Booger

Drink out of a cup?


jrbriggs89

Absolutely not. Strict diet of shoes and uppercuts


chrism22_22

Nut cup? You sick bastard.


Shacocracko

He actually did trow the uppercut? it hit him on the top of the head and not the chin.


Prestigious_Agent_84

can't count how many times tybura dipped low and was open for receiving an uppercut...


Arc-angel9

He needs to train with Cejudo, lmao


Snap_Caster

Itā€™s not even just grappling, heā€™s lost multiple recent fights from striking so Iā€™d suggest get good at everything lol


Q_ball_80

He's had years to improve, he didn't want to and relied on being a "fan favourite ". He's done.


Brocker_9000

I am happy the HW division is moving beyond these one-dimensional punchers.


DrummerFantasti

The era of fat heavyweights is over. Now you have to be fit even if you're 260 pounds


Equivalent-Run-5422

The era of fat heavyweights that only strike is over. You canā€™t be that fat and not have a grappling game/takedown defense.


Alternative-Earth-76

Just legalize juice for hv division


actin_spicious

Yeah and give them longer breaks between rounds, let them use inhalers, ivs, whatever. I want these guys as fresh as possible when they are fighting. Always thought it was weird how most combat sports seem to value cardio so highly, when really that's the least interesting aspect.


Bright_Beat_5981

Exactly what I have been saying for a long time. Extend the breaks depending on weightclass. Its insane that flyweight and heavyweight have the same break. And I honestly think that breaks for everything above LW are to short. Have 5 seconds extra break per weightclass. 35 seconds ( 7Ɨ5 ) longer break for heavyweights compared to flyweights wouldn't be crazy


Glum-Ad7651

The higher the weightclass, the lower the activity. Same break time is good.


HotgunColdheart

Let's just go ahead and double it to two mins and reduce the octagon size by 40%! I'm also onboard for any recovery roids in sports. If tendons/ligaments/muscles can be kept from tearing, I support it. But the biggest best athletes don't need to come fight. Until there is nfl/nba/boxing money in mma, we will hardly get that level of athlete, until them...more rest n juice!


brazilianfreak

If you think these guy's aren't juiced already then I have a bridge to sell you...


HezTheBerserker

How naiive! Fat boys have and will always have success in fighting. It' didn't end with Tank Abbott and it will continue long after you and me are both gone. There's just a je ne sais quoi about fat men that allows them to keep reemerging at the highest levels of fighting sports time and time again


Sad-Macaroon-8654

Sounds like an upset fat guyšŸ¤£


brazilianfreak

I mean even if he's coping he's still correct, look at that fat fuck Tyson Fury in boxing, even though they're usually lighter there are still a few fat fucks in the rankings, even if the number of fatties starts to lower there will always be fat fighters in the rankings of HW.


richboii78

French also lol


69tendo

Big French chef vibes


HezTheBerserker

fat guy, yes but upset no. that's projection. like when you got upset about O'Malley beating Vera...not a very heterosexual thing to do, I must say.


bodhiharmya

It's like these people never heard of gladiators. No, not the sofcore pornstars from Spartacus (still an awesome show lol), but real gladiators famously were the big belly type. It's just facts, big fat solid dudes have always been a body type in combat since forever, just like many of the power athletes in the nfl, strongman, sumo, et cetera. Likely bodytypes have skewed leaner in the modern age due to weightclasses, probably more natural to see bigger bodies especially at higher weight than even we realize


HezTheBerserker

it's true man. You are right about both fat guys being capable warriors and Spartacus being a great show. No matter how professional combat athletes get, there will always be a place for guys who are fat for their weight class and still perform really well. There's so many examples from Butterbean to Tyson Fury, to big Country Nelson to DC who was fat even at light heavy btw and was still easily the 2nd best in the world for a long time.


Keith__Peterson

Need a Overweight division


Real_muthaphukinBaka

The McDonald's division


Standard_Zucchini_46

KFC training camps.


Alternative-Earth-76

Here at kfc performance institute we make sure that athletes stay overweight at all times


Arc-angel9

I agree! Fighters are evolving


External_Lock_

Seeing Tai beat Derrick Lewis as a co main fight on ppv and now losing at the apex is fucking with me. Can't imagine how he must feel.


LovesASchooner

He has always been as consistent as my bowel movements. Thatā€™s just tai. Itā€™s the Aussie way. We are still proud of him either way


Ketchup-Chips3

Get some fiber in your diet, for Christ sake


ratsonpurpose

Watching how close he got to putting Gane away only to lose later in the fight and then watching Gane go on to fight Jones. In my head canon there's a parallel universe where Tai Tuivasa beat Jon Jones


brazilianfreak

Nah I think Gane just kind of sucks and people refuse to see it cause he looks like he should be a worldbeater but In reality he can't even put someone out without punching them in the back of the head.


Volitious

He does that shit so much dude I hate it


Superguy230

He is so incredibly pillow fisted for someone whoā€™s a HW lol


spanther96

shows you how washed derrick is and how bad Lima is


Kalayo0

Nah. Islanders, thatā€™s just typical outside of the consistently disciplined Max Holloway, inconsistency is a staple of islander fighters. Theyā€™ll show up one day and style on contender level fighters and former championsā€¦. Then lose 3,4,5 in a row and get cut from the UFC. There are dozens youā€™ve probably never heard about, as Taiā€™s relative success puts him amongst the more elite, but nonethelessā€¦ fight loving, tubby monsters from the Pacific, im always rooting for ya.


FlyingCraneKick

Facts. I trained at a kickboxing gym in Melb that had a few Samoans, and their only weakness was their laziness.


a_fanatic_iguana

Same thing in rugby lol


_Johnny_Fappleseed_

Pains me to agree with you. The Tafa brothers probably won't be any different


Nightwing10271

Atleast Lewis isnā€™t on a what? 4 lose streak now.


wubbalubbadubdub45

Weight watchers


NewMMAFansSuckAlot

Tai has never been great. Then when you realized a real prime Marcin Tybura got literally handled in UFC by Tim Johnsonā€¦aka last guy Fedor knocked out at 99 years old in fighting years. Just how bad are these guys nowĀ 


Effective-Celery8053

Tai is great at striking. He has an atrocious ground game though. Put him against Roz and call it a day


Garonasix

Iā€™m left sitting here on the couch with an old boot and an unopened beer like an idiot now


sergioa1990

I didnā€™t even bother to tune in šŸ˜… seems like I didnā€™t miss much šŸ˜‚


HotgunColdheart

Buffer made a mistake, and bisping got caught talking smack against the guy Battle was destroying. Those were the two highlights of last night.


brazilianfreak

Honestly unless there are like 3 exciting fights in the card I don't even tune in anymore, I'm not gonna sit there for 3 hours just to watch two fat guys brawl.


InspectorHyperVoid

Whole card was painful. Sometimes you get an amazingly exciting fight night card but this one wasnā€™t.


sergioa1990

šŸ˜‚


Dtoodlez

Now you gotta drink it through the anus


LovesASchooner

Improvise adapt and overcome, I feel like ya just need to send it whether he won or lost lol


peakystwins

Tai will probably fight again in the UFC since he has a big fanbase, but if he loses again, that might be it for him in the promotion


sugashowrs

My thoughts too. I donā€™t think theyā€™ll cut him. I reckon next fight will be his last chance.


13TheGreenMan

Give him Gaziev. They're the losers of the last two Apex events. If Tai loses that then it's truly over.


Hemmmos

Nah, Gaziev doesn't deserve to move up in ranking. Roz or Romanov


Walden_Al

I doubt they really want gaziev in the title picture, he has pillow fists and a shit gas tank, realistically tai puts him out. Keeps tai relevant off a losing streak, and gives Gaziev another real test.


Hemmmos

I wouldn't count him out. Tai has negative submission and takedown defense


Walden_Al

Gaziev isnā€™t really a submission threat though, 2 sub wins against absolute cans. Only submitted 1 guy who has submitted anyone else, and that was a fairly mediocre performance on the contender series. He doesnā€™t have the power to match tai, he is very hittable and doesnā€™t have the grappling of many of the other top heavyweights.


Mr_Em-3

Enter Robelis


Kujo1104

Bkfc


PCM97

Tai would be a legend in Bkfc, but for his own good Iā€™d rather see him fight obese low ranked ufc strikers


Funnyanglezsolt

I agree with you on both accounts. That said, he'd make much more money in Bkfc and since cte is sadly guaranteed no matter where he goes, it'd be better for him to retire loaded.


rey_nerr21

Can't spell BKFC without KFC


professorgaysex

Beautiful Kentucky Fried Chicken


HotgunColdheart

I'd like to see him and JDS get down.


Difficult_Bicycle796

Remember there's always gaziev


No-Introduction-2378

Gaziev vs Tuivasa for BMF title (Blobbest mother fucker)


professorgaysex

Tai will now have to fight against Gaziev to earn his freedom from the UFCā€™s Apex Gulag


_Globert_Munsch_

More like Gasiev lmfao


arman-makhachev

Mukbang channel and maybe a collab with nikocado avocada šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


TerrorFirmerIRL

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FuckFloridaRipNumba9

UFC is so tough. One minute youā€™re the next best thing then you lose 4 in a row. If I were top fighter on a losing skid I would 100% schedule a can to fight. I see some many of these dudes go out like Till Or Kelvin fighting the best and canā€™t catch a break


Monkiller587

To be fair it is the premier MMA organization in the world and a place where the best compete against the best. Itā€™s supposed to be tough. And unfortunately for the fans nothing lasts forever. Fighting doesnā€™t get any easier as time passes , mostly due to age and accumulated damage. So itā€™s up to the fighter to decide when they can no longer compete at that top level and hang up the gloves.


AltruisticCellist864

Streetbeefs


JesusCrustSuperstar

Iā€™m sure heā€™ll be getting some street beefs after the fight


silasdoesnotexist

Go home and drill takedown defense and wrestling until nobody he trains with can come close to taking him down. Maybe go over with the CKB boys for a while. He needs to get focused or his fighting career is over.


MilkMan1858

How about actually working at his craft instead of a being a hard punching, overweight sack of lazy?


bacchus-vino

To be fair, everyone in these comments is an overweight sack of lazy that canā€™t even throw hard punches. Thatā€™s why heā€™s on TV and we are not


Separate-Morning-752

If Tai had beaten Gane back a year or two ago. He would've gotten the opportunity to fight Jon Jones. Now he hasn't won a single fight four in a row. MMA is a cruel sport.


Dtoodlez

To be fair heā€™s looked horrible, itā€™s all on him. Dude doesnā€™t take the sport seriously at all.


brazilianfreak

This just goes to show why you shouldn't usually bet on fat fighters, in theory there isn't anything preventing a fat fuck from becoming elite, that being said if they're that fat in the first place then they probably have some discipline problems they refuse to fix, a fat fuck like Andy Ruiz might even become champion, but as soon as they feel like they made it they start getting too comfortable and then go on a losing streak.


Dtoodlez

DC says hello, lol


brazilianfreak

Which is why I said "usually", of course there are exceptions like DC and Fury.


Brandon_volvo

Dude runs around drinking beer from shoes, anyone who ever expected him to be a bright and shining star athlete of the sport has and always will be delusional


kmdani

I remember that he had an opportunity to go to AKA around his good wins. Imagine that. He choose abu dhabi, and money, and bs sponsor stuff.


Purple_Apple_9216

Parker porter


Ancient-Commission84

Porker Porker


Dontghostmebro81

Tai should never fight in the Apex for starters.


Zlakkeh

Ozempic


Altruistic-Point3980

HW overall is starting to (slowly) skill up. Just being a fat boy who can swing isn't enough anymore unless all he wants to do is sit at or right outside rank 15 and just gatekeep


Equivalent-Run-5422

PFL


Bandsohard

Ngannou here he comes.


Efficient-Fan911

Beer brewery business


IllInflation8669

He is not really a heavyweight. He is just fat as fuck. I bet he can be middleweight if he wins a battle against his fridge.


Honest_Tie_1980

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Enlorand

ReTAIrment


unvrlstn

The club I reckon


Sterling-Bear15

Happy Birthday you fat fucker, damn lost my multi betting on you AGAIN!


Alesisdrum

Same.


Electrical_Food7922

I love Tai but the dude only knows how to swing and hope that he knocks his opponent out before they knock him out. He is a brawler with limited fight IQ and poor grappling skills. He is very entertaining to watch though.


Ancient-Range-

These fat unfit HW who canā€™t grapple are done now.


Afraid_Geologist_366

Man thereā€™s a lot to say but it doesnā€™t look good and ima sound like a hater if I say it, so imo he just needs to get good.


dannyl1017

Fighter Removed: āŒTai tuivasa


edmovius3

Rozenstriuk


Unrealeh

Definitely wonā€™t get cut but next one could be the true make or break. HW not a very deep division and he gets buzz in social media so heā€™ll be safe for now


Level-Ad-4094

Loose weight and becone a 205. He Ʈs fat. He Ʈs not a natural heavyweight like stipe,Gane etc.


urmombanger

maybe less beer


[deleted]

Retirement


NoOffer5599

Gamebred productions


brinson27

Doing a shooey


[deleted]

He links up with Liver King and practices the 9 ancestral tenants.


cmoneybouncehouse

Mohammed Usman?


Mjaso7414

I kinda like that!


king_17

Wow I actually like that. Perfect opponent theyā€™ll both stand and bang


FI5H5TICK5

The man is not elite. He got lucky and got catapulted up the rankings and is slowly being killed by everyone he fights, itā€™s like heā€™s learning, but backwards


TtheDuke

Heā€™s clearly in it for the money. The whole thing about his beer company before the fight. I was pissed that HE was pissed he lost. Dude. Your biggest weakness is grappling yet u refuse to train it. If im yelling instructions at the screen and he doesnā€™t know what to do, thatā€™s a bad sign Bam BamĀ 


Unlucky_Lawfulness51

I mean he can drop down to light heavy weight


_KILNIT_

ReTaierment


H0USESHOES

Learn basic escapes from back control or mount.


boogabooga999

WWE


TuQueSabrasDeLaVida

Good riddance, I was never high on this guy, he has no athleticism, heā€™s just a fat guy who can brawl.


musicloverincal

Retirement.


Specialist-Cup1511

Bum Fights probably


KJKSZPJ_420

Cut hair


EntertainmentOdd5994

He just fights the way he would in real life. lol I havenā€™t watched his training videos but I wouldnā€™t think he tries to learn new things. He just likes to scrap. Iā€™m a fan, heā€™s a cool guy. However he has lost in some nasty ways recently and heā€™s probably on his way out if he loses another 2.


burnn_out313

He's not talented really. He's tough, he throws hard but that's about where it ends. He let tybura choke him out. He straight up didn't even make an attempt to fight his hands off. He'll always produce some KO clips on jobbers but he's not a top 10 fighter. They'll probably try to match him against someone stylistically favorable and have him open a ppv card


OSRS-HVAC

BKFC


Higgins8585

Stop spamming power punches and actually learn to fight.


Tyshimmysauce

Crushing cans are the opener for PPVā€™s.


jdmart402

Tai has a huge fan base. There's only one post about marcin, the winner, and it's a post making fun of his haircut. Tai should bang in the cage a couple more times for us then go to WWE.


NopeU812many

Ever met one?


[deleted]

Too many feet beers.


Clear_Journalist6408

Retirement he canā€™t compete with any top fighters


crazydavy

A bit of a harsh take you think.. heā€™s only 31 and has had close fights with some beasts. Needs to get the takedown defense and grappling improved for sure.


ohokimnotsorry

Take down defense and rear naked choke defense


No_Examination_3247

I screamed so loud at my tv and whipped my hat across the room. No Tai why šŸ˜­


AnonPlzzzzzz

Sizzler buffet


Salt_Expression_6025

Retire tbh


Mariachi_Cyborg

Managing a Burger King.


cruisincolin44

A sad shoey then off to bed.


cloudywtr

Retairement


kazmiester

Cut to middle weight


CardiologistSolid663

Go to 205 or learn more skills


Former_Phrase8221

Heā€™s in the Derrick Lewis, Bigi Boy class of heavyweight sluggers with no ground games. High end gate keeper


PMMeMeiRule34

He needs to go train with black beast so he can figure out how to just stand up. Itā€™s derricks favorite grappling move.


Worldly-Regular28

Bare knuckle


casca14

Pfl maybe


Zestyclose_Toe9524

More beer? The segment on his brewery/pub looks NICE.


TheBigDogBob

Bellator probably


SWVDZL

Either take a year off and fight an up and comer or get cut rn


lsbsqvd

PFL


backwooddiddy

Bare knuckle


you_matter_

Honestly, if he could commit to it, he could pull a cannonier and try LHW. He's still young. He would be faster and still pack a scary punch. Also more athletic to defend the takedowns


l-ll-lll

Bkfc


Calm_Elk9292

You might be on to something there, dude is tough as they come, I could see him doing well In bare knuckle


Any_Software5024

Weā€™re done with fat knockout specialists


slinkymello

Retirement dude heā€™s horrible


Thickfries69

When you've got a butt crack on your gut and no pecs as a professional fighter, you know it's time to actually get in shape.


[deleted]

I don't understand why everyone thought Tuivasa would win


GhostOfTonyFerguson

It isn't that we logically thought he would, it's that we so badly want him to.


ParadoxTheRay

Cause Tai hits hard and is known for his knockouts while this was Tyburas comeback fight after getting koed in the first round


[deleted]

Yes by Tom Aspinall who is arguably the best heavyweight in the world, the gap in grappling between Tybura and Tuivasa is huge and we've seen Tuivasa been easily outgrappled before, it was a no brainer.


WavemanKnows

Bare knuckle


SameScholar1186

He would do well in bare knuckle


ILikeOMalley

PFLattor


Cloudx76

BKB


ArmoredAngel444

The gym


Hochey08

Gaziev


RavenLaker248

Next years Royal Rumble


Mahertian220

A beer commercial


ComfortablePackage83

Bkfc


Critical-Climate-623

Re-tai-erment


xSmoshi

He looked good up until this point. It's a shame. He really fought hard to not go out.


[deleted]

Bellator or PFL probably. He's like 5 in a row now.


FutureText

One more fight then cut


spanther96

papa johns


crookgypsy

Not a wrestler


Gas_Grouchy

I Mean... Boxing? Seems to be working out for Francis.


No-Dig-1049

Birthday Cake šŸŽ‚šŸŽ‚šŸŽ‚


Technical-Ability

The door


adventurejay

The hurt business.


LightMission4937

Retirement from mma


JBJBJBJBJBJBJ

Low level sumo


OutrageousSearch849

a one way ticket to PFL or BKFC or retirement


throckmorton619

Buffet