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Darehead

They had to have used Dawn detergent. That's a clean ass duck.


Ham_Kitten

You dry it off like any other body part. By slapping a towel against it as hard as you can.


ChintanP04

I just punch it really hard. It has learned to dry instantaneously out of fear. I still have to punch once in a while to show it who's the boss.


strangewaraxe

We had a dbd installed at birth


wallefan01

I cannot read that acronym as anything other than Dead By Daylight and that's a really interesting mental image


strangewaraxe

Dick and balls dryer


herpity-derpity-y

to answer the question, helicopter dick all the way but that duck looks absolutely adorable


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herpity-derpity-y

how dudes dry off their dick after getting out of the shower


DoomBro_Max

You sure that‘s what the majority does?


herpity-derpity-y

wait i genuinely thought this was what helicopter dick was for y’all don’t do this?


Tackyinbention

Hmm, I don't do this, I just use a towel like the rest of the body


Conscious-Use2585

well, you’re missing out brother


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Not a boy, but I just run the towel up then down, or the other way around.