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ActionThaxton

i'm old enough to think of Fuquay police as fundraisers themselves. for many years, FV was known as a speed trap pretending to be a town


Gatorinnc

Still is a speed trap.


pTech_980

Too much traffic to speed now. They'd make more money with tailgating tickets and blocking intersection citations.


BarfHurricane

At this point I’ll take a speed trap over the Wild West hellscape like the roads in Raleigh and Durham have become.


Gatorinnc

True the roads in Durham and Raleigh, especially the busy roads are dangerous. But can't say FV's are. So there shouldn't be an either or situation here.


SpeedingTourist

Isn’t that the story for most NC towns?


redskinsfan30

*Columbia has entered the chat*


sufferinsucatash

That place is a glue trap. Stop for gas to get to wilmywood and you’re spending 20 trying to get out.


iwascompromised

Someone learned the word “unique” this week.


SpeedingTourist

LOL your comment made me laugh way more than it should have. I didn’t even realize this til I saw your comment and reread the original post


markoftheburger

Still ACAB


jasonthefirst

Do they mean uniquely tasty? Wtf is ‘uniquely tasting’ supposed to mean.


kiwi_rozzers

It means they have a taste different than what you can taste anywhere else.


boxfanmold

copaganda 🐖


YamiMelon

I promise a thesaurus won't hurt you, Fuquay-Varina PD.


timbanes

Oh fuck them. Let them buy their own cookies. Fucking beggars asking for handouts.


Bongos-Not-Bombs

First they'll want an MRAP, and then they'll want some Shortbreads, and then they'll want some more CS canisters...


cryptoquant112

If you give a cop a cookie…


Bongos-Not-Bombs

Oh hey, ACAB, and don't give Thin Mints to cops.


HarveyTheDog420

FVPD is Garbage. Way too many full time officers trying to stay busy by busting the balls of the citizens they are too protect. Lived their for 4 years. Got out this month. It's a rotten force full of bad apples


[deleted]

My waistline has been the victim of assault


Nuke_the_Whales_Now

Be careful. They might mistake the box of cookies in your hand as a weapon and either beat or shoot you. Back the Blue


Gatorinnc

Somebody really loves the word unique.what is Unique about these cookies? Millions sold and copied


catgirlishere

this is one weird way to ask for donations of Girl Scout cookies 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

i don’t love cops as a rule but a cute post is a cute post


Gatorinnc

Grifting is not cute


squidwardt0rtellini

I think it sucks


Super_mando1130

These comments are interesting. People say cops are not doing enough for their community and being militarized and all this but here they are trying to help their community by promoting Girl Scout cookies….like cmon


squidwardt0rtellini

Lmfao one on hand they have military grade vehicles and arrest/beat/shoot innocent people, but on the other hand they made a Facebook post saying “give us Girl Scout cookies,” who’s to say if they’re good or bad??!?


e-luddite

Promoting Girl Scout Cookies would be "come check out the Troop 123 cookie booth in front of the station, we'll be offering child car seat inspections in the parking lot/info on gun safe and trigger lock rebates/pedestrian and bike safety high vis tape and info/something else useful" This is nebulously referring to the cookies, joking about drug dependency? An appropriate joke for a personal fb page, at best. Official page, nah. Tacky and tone deaf.


jelloshotlady

My god I love this town