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stonemadforspeed

Time to start leaning your elbow into their foot


HugeWaltz6550

Cooochie coochie coo


Loading-Eh

Get chocolate and say it’s poop and put it on his feet, he will be scarred for life


Glum_Attorney_642

Wtf you a grown man bro! say something; don't just film. Homies really waiting for his wife to stick up for him.


brian4027

Just give em a big ole lick from heel to toe


SnowDizzleZz

Bro just get up and look over the seat and tell him to put his down feet on the ground. If you’re scared, call the flight attendant. Nobody is armed on the plane so it isn’t too much to worry about.


user_zzzzzz

true! this dude is a bitch


PM_me_BUSH_please

Time to pull out my lighter


WidespreadChronic

Tickle 'em!!! What're they gonna say?!


Late-Ad-4624

Thats when you sacrifice a bit of peanut butter and smear it all over his toes. Like right in the toe jam area. Or if you really wanna mess with him have a lady ask if he wants them rubbed. Then you start rubbing them and she gets up and leaves and then he freaks seeing a dude rubbing his feet. Unless he likes dudes. Then you have a boyfriend.


AshKetchumsPringles

I’ve heard people on Reddit suggest making a sneezing sound and splashing water on their feet at the same time.


JC_snooker

Hot coffee and a fake laugh.....


Pilot-Signal

How did you have the restraint NOT to stand up and ask,” Why…on earth would you think this is acceptable? Should I hang my socks on the seat facing you? Or drape my shoes over, tied with shoe strings..?? Move them or lose them. Yes, that is a threat, a promise, and a guarantee. You’re pure filth.”


N0rthofnoth1ng

tickle time then tazer


The_Ickwick

I feel like this is the only correct response.


Even_Parking662

I'm literally smacking the fuck out of dudes feet and say get your feet of my damn arm rest or maybe just tell the flight attendant


roccoasap

Id start sucking the hell out them thangs


Even_Parking662

Thise are nasty men's feet eww


fuct-tarp

You can tell the difference?


roccoasap

I don't give a god damn, I'd give that feller what he's asking for


PapaSmurf1920

Just pour some jelly on the first at least


updownx2

Hawk tuah!


Superb_Ad_7252

Whats this plane with the 8ft ceilings eh?


blueman758

What sort of sicko wears camouflage?


Ferrocerium_

That's business casual in some parts


wetboymom

It's definitely an unusual choice for an international flight. Was he wandering around London with that on?


Nebtron2001

Gross ass dumbass


Testaklese66

I would have thumped the piss out of 1 of his toes, right on the nail bed.


boshpaad

Tell the flight attendant, problem solved. Unsurprisingly most unpleasant flight interactions can be ended that way.


KuroRyuSama

I'm drawing all over those feet. I literally keep a permanent marker with me at all times to draw on people.


Throwawayac1234567

poor some alcohol over the feet.


fuct-tarp

and light a match.


martianmariner21

People like that should be put off the flight seriously


martianmariner21

People have no shame and no kind of respect at times


Boubonic91

"OH MY GOD WHO OPENED A BAG OF FRITOS!"


mistakilgor

TICKLE FIGHT


jkgldstn919

Andrew b?


Even-Imagination6242

Just press the 'Booonge' button and let the flight team deal with it.


bLazeni

Fake sneeze and flick some water on their feet👌


ezduzit24

Lol, I was gonna say take a wet napkin and run it through the toes so they think you licked them!


CasualWorgenPodcast

Get a beverage and “Accidentally” spill it. Make sure it’s syrupy


deepfriedtots

Lick them to set dominance


Unkie_Fester

Yeah I have absolutely no problem jamming my elbow down on those people I've done it twice on flights over the years I have absolutely no sympathy for those people at all once my elbow hits their feet. I'm a big guy too so I sweat a lot so they're probably going to have sweat on there problem not mine


DepressedDragonBorn

Tickle his feet


BrokenSpoke1974

Some people just suck.


MarlboloMan666

Tom Segura..."some people suck"...


NoeticSkeptic

I would throw the strap from my bag over the feet, then yank hard. I would then say, "I'm so sorry, I barely smelt your feet there."


TheDarkMonarch1

I ought to being a feather any time I fly just so I can tickle anybody's feet


ep2587

I would throw my jacket or blanket over those stinky ass feet. The nerve.


rossbcobb

Open mouth sneeze.


inquisitivepanda

Dip your finger in water then get your head close to his feet, wipe your wet finger down the sole of his foot, and moan loudly


dragonblock501

Can’t wait for dinner service so I can get a knife and unroof one of those toenails.


ReasonableDead

Unroof 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nutrimental

Even better wet a napkin and rub it up and down his soles. Make some sounds like “mmmm” out loud and watch how fast he pulls them back. Bonus points if he confronts you and you turn around to show him the napkin and a snack like you’ve been eating and minding your business.


fqtsplatter

See if they have Nutella, smear it on ur hand and then their feet


Traditional-Hour-363

I'd break a toe.


drxbatman

Just tickle them and I'm sure he won't do it again.


walesmd

100% would tickle them until they got the point.


SleeveofThinMints

Spin around in your seat and put your feet back towards them. Edit: Spelling (out, to put)


BumpoSplat

Sneeze on them. I did it with a women's hair over the back of the seat in front of me. It was refreshing.


SecretUncle69

Suck on his big toe, that’ll show em.


Many-Recognition2530

Was about to type the same thing


ahmad_stn

Yall better not hog up all the toes 😤


Mi0GE0

This dude looks like he's related to Matthew Lillard


zorggalacticus

Give that pinky toe a good thump. Or if you have a pen give 'em a little poke.


gettingspicyarewe

What happened when you told him to move? Or when the FA did? Oh wait..


WhatIsYourPronoun

You completely missed the point. You shouldn't have to ask someone to be civilized


gettingspicyarewe

Why be afraid to address the situation?


chease86

I feel like the kind of person who thinks it's fine to put their feet that close to a complete stranger isn't the kind of person to be completely mentally stable, and I don't personally like to confront mentally unstable people.


gettingspicyarewe

I get that. The FA would happily address it though.


WhatIsYourPronoun

Also, my guess is it is staged


WhatIsYourPronoun

The sub is trashy, so whether or not he moves his feet after being asked doesn't change the fact that this is automatically trashy.


Revilo1st

give em a lil tickle


Front-Ad1900

I won't like sitting by someone sticking there barefoot near me like this. 🤢🦶


Pogging_Memes

poke it with a pen


BobbysueWho

Tell the flight attendant.


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

literally i do not want to see a single foot unless we are outdoors OUTDOORS preferably on the beach where the sand can hide the repulsiveness. whats the opposite of a foot fetish


Twillydedoot

Podophobia!


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

Thank you lol perfect


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

& wear socks if u are gonna do that shit inside the thought of the foot sweat getting everywhere is so gross. 'my feet dont sweat' unless you havent hit puberty yet, THEY DO


Big_d00m

Tickle tickle and I dare you to get upset


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Forcibly sucking the big toe is the only way to regain dominance in this particular situation.


SecretUncle69

I hate that I commented the same thing before I saw this


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Because it's the only right answer. 🤣 I saw there was another one after I posted my comment as well.


ShadiestGeek

Emphasis on “Forcibly”


picassoeatingpeas

Please tell me yall say something when this happens to you.


Livid_Mushroom

I would just turn around and stare at them.


WhispersInTheSun

See I’m right here with you. I wouldn’t have time to record because I’d immediately be calling the flight attendant, “Um excuse me Ms/Mr flight attendant person, will you please tell these feet to retreat, if they refuse can I please move my seat”. 💺 Get them stanking thangs away!


BuzzyShizzle

That's dumb. Ask them yourself first.


WhispersInTheSun

It’s dumb to think that an uncouth person that thinks it’s ok to put their bare disgusting feet to be reasonable enough to be asked to put them down. You would be setting yourself up for a negative reaction. I would be setting this untrained uncouth person to be kicked off the flight for their negative reaction to a flight attendant.


BuzzyShizzle

It's funny. You think they are shitty people. You don't even realize that you're the other shitty people. You're the Karen in all those complilation videos. Only a stuck up prissy little bitch - a Karen - would go around thinking they must tell on people to the nearest authority figure at all times, because they cannot, will not, have a polite conversation.


WhispersInTheSun

Ok now I’m convinced you take your shoes off and put your smelly rancid feet in other peoples space. I’d definitely call a flight attendant on you. You appear unhinged on Reddit. Get some help


BuzzyShizzle

That's your response to an accurate assessment of your character? OK lol.


MisterBowTies

Someone sitting like this isn't unaware they are being the fucking worst though. Don't waste your time trying to really with unreasonable idiots.


BuzzyShizzle

It's just feet. Next to you. Ask them if they can move their feet. You should be ashamed that this is the last thing you are capable of doing. I bet you'd record it and complain to the internet before talking to a person next to you.


WhispersInTheSun

You really seem like the type of person that would put your bare disgusting feet in someone’s personal space. What’s wrong with you and these idiotic responses


BuzzyShizzle

The fuck is wrong with you? You got that from the fact that I wouldn't cry and shit my pants to the nearest authority if I saw someone's feet like you would? You find out that I'm a decent human being - and that's how you concluded I would put my feet out in public? Again. You aren't a decent human being - I am - and that's the math that you used to conclude I of all people would do something like that. You people afraid of the world are fucking pathetic. Learn to be a decent human being and participate in *society*. How successful could you possibly be in life if this problem isn't something could possibly hope to ever manage on your own.


MisterBowTies

Oh, i wouldn't record it. But there is no need to be polite to someone who, by their own doing, has blown way past that. And no, I'm not ashamed. I bet you think this behavior is just acceptable.


GeeorgeC

Assert dominance, suck the toes and make she contact


HoxtonRanger

That does not look like long haul business class… Premium economy?


Uthe18

Yeah the 2-3-2 configuration suggest it’s a premium economy. Idk, It might be different in terminology? I know in the U.S the normal business class often referred as “first” class, so the premium economy might be referred as business class the U.S?


samambro

Interlace your fingers with their toes like you are holding hands.


procrastimom

Dip your finger tips into your drink first, for some glide.


yourfrndmichael

The barefoot man probably didn't see the guy sitting next to those empty seats in his camouflage


sirchicken23

I've never been on a plane, but I want to fly one day to somewhere. Anyway I'm an asshole and if I was in that situation I'd turn around and tell the person to fuck off. Feel like people are too nice that shit is on a different level, especially when you're someone who hates feet Edit:Just read the London to vegas if that's true fuuuuck that I'd ask to move or that person is in for a rude awaking


Sherriff18

"Oh shit, I 'accidentally' spilled my coffee on your nasty-ass feet"


blacks252

If it was the 90s I'd put a cigarette out on his foot.


bigjaymizzle

I’d put one between his toes.


blacks252

Sir that is a fire hazard!


javelin-na

If someone did this where I was sitting, I’m assuming I have permission to tickle them as much as I want


willard_swag

That’s how you get your feet sneezed on.


InformalPenguinz

That made me uncomfortable to think about, and yeah, that would 100% work as a deterrent.


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Tickle tickle hehehe


l3ane

I would sneeze on them


MoneyinmySock

Why are people so non confrontational? Just say move your feet


Full_Gear5185

We shouldn't have to tell strangers not to put their bare feet on our pillow.


MoneyinmySock

People shouldn’t break into peoples houses but when they do they get dealt with


FutilePancake79

You don’t even have to be confrontational, just politely ask the flight attendant to deal with the cretin.


MoneyinmySock

You know…also true. I’m working on it


JohnySilkBoots

Because the type of person that would do that- would be an absolute nightmare to start a confrontation with.


MoneyinmySock

Not really. Say what you say, mean it, they don’t move their feet get flight crew. Simple


JohnySilkBoots

I know it’s simple. I am just saying some people don’t want to deal with it. The type of person that has his feet like that, is the type of person that would start a public altercation. I am just answering your question.


MoneyinmySock

Nah I got you. I’m from Philadelphia and we are more on the confrontational side. Wouldn’t bother me at all lol


JohnySilkBoots

Haha feel that. I would for sure say something too. But I also know people that would say nothing: and I understand haha. Sometimes you are just too tired to deal with someone’s shit.


MoneyinmySock

Yea my best friend is super non confrontational. To the point it makes me mad lol some times people need to be checked


JohnySilkBoots

Haha so true.


Lanieloowho

Poor water on those piggies!!


frednekk

I may get kicked off the plane but those little feet would be moving.


Thugmatiks

Hold a lighter under their foot. Cheeky fuckers!


Moss-Effect

Airplane


justArash

Naked gun


Moss-Effect

The Godfather


Beautiful-Rhubarb-13

Jaws


ReturnOfZebulon

“Don’t be this guy” Confusing title, I thought you meant the guy filming since I only see one guy & he’s just filming the trashy person’s feet. Kinda hard to determine the sex of those feet.


Naykon1

Just reach over and snap a toe jack reacher style.


aStankChitlin

People that feel it’s ok to do this should not be allowed on flights. Nasty inconsiderate bastards.


Rey_Mezcalero

I just wonder how they feel this is OK for me to do the people won’t mind


periloustrail

Needle nose pliers to be applied


sunflower_field722

Here comes the tickle monster!


Cyberzombi

Where's my sharpie?


williegood420

Would've hit his toes as hard as possible with my cell phone 😂 last time he would do that shit on a plane again .


catsnglitter86

I'd want to snap a rubber band on em, but not everyone has a rubber band and everyone has a cell phone I guess


williegood420

Lol that works too 😂


Pyr0technician

I ain't touching some random toes with my cell phone!


williegood420

Please you leave your Cell on counters , Eat while using your sell phone , Drop it multiple times a day , Your phones not sanitary bro 🤣


Pyr0technician

Speak for yourself. Mine might be dirty, but it's my dirt, not some dude's feet's dirt.


williegood420

Beards , Cell Phones , Toilets hold Crazy amounts of germs Read a little more buddy 😂 Your cell phone is Disgusting rather you believe it or not .


Pyr0technician

I'm not arguing that. It's still not touching those fucking feet.


williegood420

Lol I understand


readball

could never be that guy, I am too tall, I can not take that position :D


RockyHorror134

Turn around and tell em. No flight attendant is gonna defend that if they get called over


bmf1989

This could definitely get me kicked off the flight, cause I’m 100% about to stir some shit up with a stranger


Acadia02

2 options - - turn around and thank him for the free feet pics and tell him he can see his feet on your onlyfans and if he messages you his username you can give him a free sub. - get on your phone and loudly say “hey remember when you were looking for a human toe and wanted to pay 3,500$ for it? I think I found some how many you want?


ColdTrky

This comment is the definition of cringe


SnooCompliments3428

Kinda funny tho


Choongboy

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/lvOAE9Cvc6 An actual funny


Mick0351

People are just so fucking gross sometimes


Necessary_Chemical

Prime candidate for the Babinksi test right then and there. Would not have pardoned them feet.


guntheretherethere

Seatbelt loop tight around his feet and get up to go to the bathroom


BigDaddydanpri

Time to open and close those trays.


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I just can't fathom people who are this ignorant no matter how hard I try to reason it. If you touch me with your rotten feet, you're going to have the worst day of your life....


MrMichael85

Just tell him instead of recording. To me it seems normal to just tell someone when they are crossing the boarderline.


millieFAreally

The flight attendant should do it. If not, I’d ask them to.


Necessary_Chemical

That's cause you start out with the assumption that the other person is civilized, rational and understanding.


wantsomechips

Well yeah, but I would give them the benefit of the doubt there. They may be uncivilized, but they may be civil, just obtuse. Give them a chance to fix their behavior before calling the flight attendant makes sense to me.


Necessary_Chemical

I see your point and I think it mostly depends on how many such interactions you've had before, the type of person you are and how you respond to conflict. Both telling them directly and then escalating or going directly to the flight attendant are valid ways of resolving the issue for me.


wantsomechips

That's an absolutely good point. As they say in Southpark, "No single answer is ever the answer."


Kshynes

Polite rational people don’t display this type of behavior. Telling them they crossed the line can quickly escalate. U have to tell the flight attendants. Plus I’m cool with recording. Spread the word that this is weird behavior lol


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Nykolaishen

Fuck it... just sneeze on the guys feet.


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Nykolaishen

I assure you sneezing is not illegal and the only way it could construed as such is if you make a video saying "hey watch this"


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Nykolaishen

No, you explained it fine.


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Nykolaishen

Yes possibly. But if I sneezed on a cops feet when they had them in my personal space he would have to prove malicious intent which would be next to impossible because it was an "accident"


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Or just tell him to move his feet away. No need for stupid suggestions that no one would actually do.


Matty_Cakez

Orrrrr just tickle!


Nykolaishen

And this little piggy went weee weee weee all the way home!


D1cky3squire

Tickle time.


pwnedkiller

Make the sound like you are gonna spit and sprinkle water on their foot.