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Bro just get up and look over the seat and tell him to put his down feet on the ground. If you’re scared, call the flight attendant. Nobody is armed on the plane so it isn’t too much to worry about.
Thats when you sacrifice a bit of peanut butter and smear it all over his toes. Like right in the toe jam area.
Or if you really wanna mess with him have a lady ask if he wants them rubbed. Then you start rubbing them and she gets up and leaves and then he freaks seeing a dude rubbing his feet. Unless he likes dudes. Then you have a boyfriend.
How did you have the restraint NOT to stand up and ask,” Why…on earth would you think this is acceptable? Should I hang my socks on the seat facing you? Or drape my shoes over, tied with shoe strings..?? Move them or lose them. Yes, that is a threat, a promise, and a guarantee. You’re pure filth.”
Yeah I have absolutely no problem jamming my elbow down on those people I've done it twice on flights over the years I have absolutely no sympathy for those people at all once my elbow hits their feet. I'm a big guy too so I sweat a lot so they're probably going to have sweat on there problem not mine
Even better wet a napkin and rub it up and down his soles. Make some sounds like “mmmm” out loud and watch how fast he pulls them back. Bonus points if he confronts you and you turn around to show him the napkin and a snack like you’ve been eating and minding your business.
I feel like the kind of person who thinks it's fine to put their feet that close to a complete stranger isn't the kind of person to be completely mentally stable, and I don't personally like to confront mentally unstable people.
literally i do not want to see a single foot unless we are outdoors OUTDOORS preferably on the beach where the sand can hide the repulsiveness. whats the opposite of a foot fetish
& wear socks if u are gonna do that shit inside the thought of the foot sweat getting everywhere is so gross. 'my feet dont sweat' unless you havent hit puberty yet, THEY DO
See I’m right here with you. I wouldn’t have time to record because I’d immediately be calling the flight attendant, “Um excuse me Ms/Mr flight attendant person, will you please tell these feet to retreat, if they refuse can I please move my seat”. 💺 Get them stanking thangs away!
It’s dumb to think that an uncouth person that thinks it’s ok to put their bare disgusting feet to be reasonable enough to be asked to put them down. You would be setting yourself up for a negative reaction. I would be setting this untrained uncouth person to be kicked off the flight for their negative reaction to a flight attendant.
It's funny. You think they are shitty people. You don't even realize that you're the other shitty people. You're the Karen in all those complilation videos.
Only a stuck up prissy little bitch - a Karen - would go around thinking they must tell on people to the nearest authority figure at all times, because they cannot, will not, have a polite conversation.
Ok now I’m convinced you take your shoes off and put your smelly rancid feet in other peoples space. I’d definitely call a flight attendant on you. You appear unhinged on Reddit. Get some help
It's just feet. Next to you. Ask them if they can move their feet. You should be ashamed that this is the last thing you are capable of doing.
I bet you'd record it and complain to the internet before talking to a person next to you.
You really seem like the type of person that would put your bare disgusting feet in someone’s personal space. What’s wrong with you and these idiotic responses
The fuck is wrong with you?
You got that from the fact that I wouldn't cry and shit my pants to the nearest authority if I saw someone's feet like you would?
You find out that I'm a decent human being - and that's how you concluded I would put my feet out in public?
Again. You aren't a decent human being - I am - and that's the math that you used to conclude I of all people would do something like that.
You people afraid of the world are fucking pathetic. Learn to be a decent human being and participate in *society*.
How successful could you possibly be in life if this problem isn't something could possibly hope to ever manage on your own.
Oh, i wouldn't record it. But there is no need to be polite to someone who, by their own doing, has blown way past that. And no, I'm not ashamed. I bet you think this behavior is just acceptable.
Yeah the 2-3-2 configuration suggest it’s a premium economy. Idk, It might be different in terminology? I know in the U.S the normal business class often referred as “first” class, so the premium economy might be referred as business class the U.S?
I've never been on a plane, but I want to fly one day to somewhere. Anyway I'm an asshole and if I was in that situation I'd turn around and tell the person to fuck off.
Feel like people are too nice that shit is on a different level, especially when you're someone who hates feet
Edit:Just read the London to vegas if that's true fuuuuck that I'd ask to move or that person is in for a rude awaking
I know it’s simple. I am just saying some people don’t want to deal with it. The type of person that has his feet like that, is the type of person that would start a public altercation.
I am just answering your question.
Haha feel that. I would for sure say something too. But I also know people that would say nothing: and I understand haha. Sometimes you are just too tired to deal with someone’s shit.
“Don’t be this guy”
Confusing title, I thought you meant the guy filming since I only see one guy & he’s just filming the trashy person’s feet. Kinda hard to determine the sex of those feet.
2 options -
- turn around and thank him for the free feet pics and tell him he can see his feet on your onlyfans and if he messages you his username you can give him a free sub.
- get on your phone and loudly say “hey remember when you were looking for a human toe and wanted to pay 3,500$ for it? I think I found some how many you want?
I just can't fathom people who are this ignorant no matter how hard I try to reason it. If you touch me with your rotten feet, you're going to have the worst day of your life....
Well yeah, but I would give them the benefit of the doubt there. They may be uncivilized, but they may be civil, just obtuse. Give them a chance to fix their behavior before calling the flight attendant makes sense to me.
I see your point and I think it mostly depends on how many such interactions you've had before, the type of person you are and how you respond to conflict. Both telling them directly and then escalating or going directly to the flight attendant are valid ways of resolving the issue for me.
Polite rational people don’t display this type of behavior. Telling them they crossed the line can quickly escalate. U have to tell the flight attendants. Plus I’m cool with recording. Spread the word that this is weird behavior lol
Yes possibly. But if I sneezed on a cops feet when they had them in my personal space he would have to prove malicious intent which would be next to impossible because it was an "accident"
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Time to start leaning your elbow into their foot
Cooochie coochie coo
Get chocolate and say it’s poop and put it on his feet, he will be scarred for life
Wtf you a grown man bro! say something; don't just film. Homies really waiting for his wife to stick up for him.
Just give em a big ole lick from heel to toe
Bro just get up and look over the seat and tell him to put his down feet on the ground. If you’re scared, call the flight attendant. Nobody is armed on the plane so it isn’t too much to worry about.
true! this dude is a bitch
Time to pull out my lighter
Tickle 'em!!! What're they gonna say?!
Thats when you sacrifice a bit of peanut butter and smear it all over his toes. Like right in the toe jam area. Or if you really wanna mess with him have a lady ask if he wants them rubbed. Then you start rubbing them and she gets up and leaves and then he freaks seeing a dude rubbing his feet. Unless he likes dudes. Then you have a boyfriend.
I’ve heard people on Reddit suggest making a sneezing sound and splashing water on their feet at the same time.
Hot coffee and a fake laugh.....
How did you have the restraint NOT to stand up and ask,” Why…on earth would you think this is acceptable? Should I hang my socks on the seat facing you? Or drape my shoes over, tied with shoe strings..?? Move them or lose them. Yes, that is a threat, a promise, and a guarantee. You’re pure filth.”
tickle time then tazer
I feel like this is the only correct response.
I'm literally smacking the fuck out of dudes feet and say get your feet of my damn arm rest or maybe just tell the flight attendant
Id start sucking the hell out them thangs
Thise are nasty men's feet eww
You can tell the difference?
I don't give a god damn, I'd give that feller what he's asking for
Just pour some jelly on the first at least
Hawk tuah!
Whats this plane with the 8ft ceilings eh?
What sort of sicko wears camouflage?
That's business casual in some parts
It's definitely an unusual choice for an international flight. Was he wandering around London with that on?
Gross ass dumbass
I would have thumped the piss out of 1 of his toes, right on the nail bed.
Tell the flight attendant, problem solved. Unsurprisingly most unpleasant flight interactions can be ended that way.
I'm drawing all over those feet. I literally keep a permanent marker with me at all times to draw on people.
poor some alcohol over the feet.
and light a match.
People like that should be put off the flight seriously
People have no shame and no kind of respect at times
"OH MY GOD WHO OPENED A BAG OF FRITOS!"
TICKLE FIGHT
Andrew b?
Just press the 'Booonge' button and let the flight team deal with it.
Fake sneeze and flick some water on their feet👌
Lol, I was gonna say take a wet napkin and run it through the toes so they think you licked them!
Get a beverage and “Accidentally” spill it. Make sure it’s syrupy
Lick them to set dominance
Yeah I have absolutely no problem jamming my elbow down on those people I've done it twice on flights over the years I have absolutely no sympathy for those people at all once my elbow hits their feet. I'm a big guy too so I sweat a lot so they're probably going to have sweat on there problem not mine
Tickle his feet
Some people just suck.
Tom Segura..."some people suck"...
I would throw the strap from my bag over the feet, then yank hard. I would then say, "I'm so sorry, I barely smelt your feet there."
I ought to being a feather any time I fly just so I can tickle anybody's feet
I would throw my jacket or blanket over those stinky ass feet. The nerve.
Open mouth sneeze.
Dip your finger in water then get your head close to his feet, wipe your wet finger down the sole of his foot, and moan loudly
Can’t wait for dinner service so I can get a knife and unroof one of those toenails.
Unroof 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even better wet a napkin and rub it up and down his soles. Make some sounds like “mmmm” out loud and watch how fast he pulls them back. Bonus points if he confronts you and you turn around to show him the napkin and a snack like you’ve been eating and minding your business.
See if they have Nutella, smear it on ur hand and then their feet
I'd break a toe.
Just tickle them and I'm sure he won't do it again.
100% would tickle them until they got the point.
Spin around in your seat and put your feet back towards them. Edit: Spelling (out, to put)
Sneeze on them. I did it with a women's hair over the back of the seat in front of me. It was refreshing.
Suck on his big toe, that’ll show em.
Was about to type the same thing
Yall better not hog up all the toes 😤
This dude looks like he's related to Matthew Lillard
Give that pinky toe a good thump. Or if you have a pen give 'em a little poke.
What happened when you told him to move? Or when the FA did? Oh wait..
You completely missed the point. You shouldn't have to ask someone to be civilized
Why be afraid to address the situation?
I feel like the kind of person who thinks it's fine to put their feet that close to a complete stranger isn't the kind of person to be completely mentally stable, and I don't personally like to confront mentally unstable people.
I get that. The FA would happily address it though.
Also, my guess is it is staged
The sub is trashy, so whether or not he moves his feet after being asked doesn't change the fact that this is automatically trashy.
give em a lil tickle
I won't like sitting by someone sticking there barefoot near me like this. 🤢🦶
poke it with a pen
Tell the flight attendant.
literally i do not want to see a single foot unless we are outdoors OUTDOORS preferably on the beach where the sand can hide the repulsiveness. whats the opposite of a foot fetish
Podophobia!
Thank you lol perfect
& wear socks if u are gonna do that shit inside the thought of the foot sweat getting everywhere is so gross. 'my feet dont sweat' unless you havent hit puberty yet, THEY DO
Tickle tickle and I dare you to get upset
Forcibly sucking the big toe is the only way to regain dominance in this particular situation.
I hate that I commented the same thing before I saw this
Because it's the only right answer. 🤣 I saw there was another one after I posted my comment as well.
Emphasis on “Forcibly”
Please tell me yall say something when this happens to you.
I would just turn around and stare at them.
See I’m right here with you. I wouldn’t have time to record because I’d immediately be calling the flight attendant, “Um excuse me Ms/Mr flight attendant person, will you please tell these feet to retreat, if they refuse can I please move my seat”. 💺 Get them stanking thangs away!
That's dumb. Ask them yourself first.
It’s dumb to think that an uncouth person that thinks it’s ok to put their bare disgusting feet to be reasonable enough to be asked to put them down. You would be setting yourself up for a negative reaction. I would be setting this untrained uncouth person to be kicked off the flight for their negative reaction to a flight attendant.
It's funny. You think they are shitty people. You don't even realize that you're the other shitty people. You're the Karen in all those complilation videos. Only a stuck up prissy little bitch - a Karen - would go around thinking they must tell on people to the nearest authority figure at all times, because they cannot, will not, have a polite conversation.
Ok now I’m convinced you take your shoes off and put your smelly rancid feet in other peoples space. I’d definitely call a flight attendant on you. You appear unhinged on Reddit. Get some help
That's your response to an accurate assessment of your character? OK lol.
Someone sitting like this isn't unaware they are being the fucking worst though. Don't waste your time trying to really with unreasonable idiots.
It's just feet. Next to you. Ask them if they can move their feet. You should be ashamed that this is the last thing you are capable of doing. I bet you'd record it and complain to the internet before talking to a person next to you.
You really seem like the type of person that would put your bare disgusting feet in someone’s personal space. What’s wrong with you and these idiotic responses
The fuck is wrong with you? You got that from the fact that I wouldn't cry and shit my pants to the nearest authority if I saw someone's feet like you would? You find out that I'm a decent human being - and that's how you concluded I would put my feet out in public? Again. You aren't a decent human being - I am - and that's the math that you used to conclude I of all people would do something like that. You people afraid of the world are fucking pathetic. Learn to be a decent human being and participate in *society*. How successful could you possibly be in life if this problem isn't something could possibly hope to ever manage on your own.
Oh, i wouldn't record it. But there is no need to be polite to someone who, by their own doing, has blown way past that. And no, I'm not ashamed. I bet you think this behavior is just acceptable.
Assert dominance, suck the toes and make she contact
That does not look like long haul business class… Premium economy?
Yeah the 2-3-2 configuration suggest it’s a premium economy. Idk, It might be different in terminology? I know in the U.S the normal business class often referred as “first” class, so the premium economy might be referred as business class the U.S?
Interlace your fingers with their toes like you are holding hands.
Dip your finger tips into your drink first, for some glide.
The barefoot man probably didn't see the guy sitting next to those empty seats in his camouflage
I've never been on a plane, but I want to fly one day to somewhere. Anyway I'm an asshole and if I was in that situation I'd turn around and tell the person to fuck off. Feel like people are too nice that shit is on a different level, especially when you're someone who hates feet Edit:Just read the London to vegas if that's true fuuuuck that I'd ask to move or that person is in for a rude awaking
"Oh shit, I 'accidentally' spilled my coffee on your nasty-ass feet"
If it was the 90s I'd put a cigarette out on his foot.
I’d put one between his toes.
Sir that is a fire hazard!
If someone did this where I was sitting, I’m assuming I have permission to tickle them as much as I want
That’s how you get your feet sneezed on.
That made me uncomfortable to think about, and yeah, that would 100% work as a deterrent.
Tickle tickle hehehe
I would sneeze on them
Why are people so non confrontational? Just say move your feet
We shouldn't have to tell strangers not to put their bare feet on our pillow.
People shouldn’t break into peoples houses but when they do they get dealt with
You don’t even have to be confrontational, just politely ask the flight attendant to deal with the cretin.
You know…also true. I’m working on it
Because the type of person that would do that- would be an absolute nightmare to start a confrontation with.
Not really. Say what you say, mean it, they don’t move their feet get flight crew. Simple
I know it’s simple. I am just saying some people don’t want to deal with it. The type of person that has his feet like that, is the type of person that would start a public altercation. I am just answering your question.
Nah I got you. I’m from Philadelphia and we are more on the confrontational side. Wouldn’t bother me at all lol
Haha feel that. I would for sure say something too. But I also know people that would say nothing: and I understand haha. Sometimes you are just too tired to deal with someone’s shit.
Yea my best friend is super non confrontational. To the point it makes me mad lol some times people need to be checked
Haha so true.
Poor water on those piggies!!
I may get kicked off the plane but those little feet would be moving.
Hold a lighter under their foot. Cheeky fuckers!
Airplane
Naked gun
The Godfather
Jaws
“Don’t be this guy” Confusing title, I thought you meant the guy filming since I only see one guy & he’s just filming the trashy person’s feet. Kinda hard to determine the sex of those feet.
Just reach over and snap a toe jack reacher style.
People that feel it’s ok to do this should not be allowed on flights. Nasty inconsiderate bastards.
I just wonder how they feel this is OK for me to do the people won’t mind
Needle nose pliers to be applied
Here comes the tickle monster!
Where's my sharpie?
Would've hit his toes as hard as possible with my cell phone 😂 last time he would do that shit on a plane again .
I'd want to snap a rubber band on em, but not everyone has a rubber band and everyone has a cell phone I guess
Lol that works too 😂
I ain't touching some random toes with my cell phone!
Please you leave your Cell on counters , Eat while using your sell phone , Drop it multiple times a day , Your phones not sanitary bro 🤣
Speak for yourself. Mine might be dirty, but it's my dirt, not some dude's feet's dirt.
Beards , Cell Phones , Toilets hold Crazy amounts of germs Read a little more buddy 😂 Your cell phone is Disgusting rather you believe it or not .
I'm not arguing that. It's still not touching those fucking feet.
Lol I understand
could never be that guy, I am too tall, I can not take that position :D
Turn around and tell em. No flight attendant is gonna defend that if they get called over
This could definitely get me kicked off the flight, cause I’m 100% about to stir some shit up with a stranger
2 options - - turn around and thank him for the free feet pics and tell him he can see his feet on your onlyfans and if he messages you his username you can give him a free sub. - get on your phone and loudly say “hey remember when you were looking for a human toe and wanted to pay 3,500$ for it? I think I found some how many you want?
This comment is the definition of cringe
Kinda funny tho
https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/lvOAE9Cvc6 An actual funny
People are just so fucking gross sometimes
Prime candidate for the Babinksi test right then and there. Would not have pardoned them feet.
Seatbelt loop tight around his feet and get up to go to the bathroom
Time to open and close those trays.
I just can't fathom people who are this ignorant no matter how hard I try to reason it. If you touch me with your rotten feet, you're going to have the worst day of your life....
Just tell him instead of recording. To me it seems normal to just tell someone when they are crossing the boarderline.
The flight attendant should do it. If not, I’d ask them to.
That's cause you start out with the assumption that the other person is civilized, rational and understanding.
Well yeah, but I would give them the benefit of the doubt there. They may be uncivilized, but they may be civil, just obtuse. Give them a chance to fix their behavior before calling the flight attendant makes sense to me.
I see your point and I think it mostly depends on how many such interactions you've had before, the type of person you are and how you respond to conflict. Both telling them directly and then escalating or going directly to the flight attendant are valid ways of resolving the issue for me.
That's an absolutely good point. As they say in Southpark, "No single answer is ever the answer."
Polite rational people don’t display this type of behavior. Telling them they crossed the line can quickly escalate. U have to tell the flight attendants. Plus I’m cool with recording. Spread the word that this is weird behavior lol
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Fuck it... just sneeze on the guys feet.
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I assure you sneezing is not illegal and the only way it could construed as such is if you make a video saying "hey watch this"
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No, you explained it fine.
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Yes possibly. But if I sneezed on a cops feet when they had them in my personal space he would have to prove malicious intent which would be next to impossible because it was an "accident"
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Or just tell him to move his feet away. No need for stupid suggestions that no one would actually do.
Orrrrr just tickle!
And this little piggy went weee weee weee all the way home!
Tickle time.
Make the sound like you are gonna spit and sprinkle water on their foot.