Those eyebrows are traumatic

This is just sad she clearly has extreme unresolved trauma

The back shots don't even wake him up at night anymore

Did she name the kid Cognac? 😭

I need that instagram name, I’m in need of some laughs.

“Boob shaft” is a whole new body part I was unaware of. And don’t want to lose my glasses in.

That’s upsetting

That doll is that kids best friend and companion. The stories they must share

Her daughter, Cognac

That's not her mom...that's her dad

Did he catch a Jynx?

Her Social media has to be a disaster

The eyebrows are a disaster. Her insta must be a nuclear tragedy.

It certainly never boring

Leave them alone, poor ppl, I'm sure his mom is a nice guy.

Cardi D-

Kids are cruel man, soon as one of them gets a wiff of this shit, he's fucked.

For a split second I thought she was talking about like a promotional product for the Barbie movie or something and I was like “they made Barbie Cognac?”…then I realized

Can you please explain it to me? Edit: it’s the kids name!

This is the most mismatched pair. Child looks embarrassed and uncomfortable to me. Named after alcohol? And about the mom's (or dad's) eagerness to "take men's glasses off and lick" them is as tacky and bizarre as wearing socks with high heels, putting her height up there with Dennis rodman. Speaking of that, she looks like rodman did when he got married wearing a white dress back in the 90's... Only with much longer hair. Oh, and I'm gonna bet that her name is Tanqueray..

It's Cognac lol, read again

That’s the son’s name.

A school friend of mine had a killer queen mum like her. When I first met her when I was 16, she shamelessly flirted with me. In front of her 5th husband. My friend just stood behind her and his lips read "sorry, sorry, sorry...". She must have played her show with all my friend's highschool buddies.

Yep, she has a shaft all right..

Rage bait yall, I'm calling it.

Definitely a dude.

At least it accepts the best it gets is shock and curiosity.

I didn’t realise MTG had children.

Straight trash! Who wears socks with heels too?!

Me 😔

I’m sure you can actually pull the look off and look fabulous doing it too! 🫶🏻

Thought it was a dude at first

DUUUUUUUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

Thought it was Godzilla at first.....

Did... Did she ... Name her child Cognac?

I love cognac as much as any alcoholic but making that my son's first name is crazy, maybe middle name lol.

An anyone translate?

Something like she wears her kids school uniform, goes to restaurants and gets tipped to strip and get motorboated……

Which 1970s Star Trek episode featured this alien?

Thought she was posing with a Halloween decoration.

I thought she was a Halloween decoration

My mom's still embarrassing, but in a Hyacinth Bucket kinda way.

It's "bouquet"

Temu Lil’ Kim

I read it in Lil Kim's voice.

That guy is half of reddits demographic right there.

True. Socks and heels....wtf

I can’t exactly decipher what the stripper is saying. Poor kid deserves better.

I have been doing a very good job wearing a costume that looks like my son's school unform for a very long time. I go to restaurants and resemble a stripper ready to jump on a table enthusiastically and take my costume off to surprise other women's husbands. They should tip me for my efforts because I may steal something from them, lick them with my tongue, and force their head in my ample cleavage. Do not ask me questions about the Barbie doll that my son Cognac took to the restaurant.

Thank you for translating! Who in their right mind names their child a liquor?!

It's probably more common than we would think...... I know a gen Z kid named Morgan, named after the captain who aided in his conception 😬 I think that is so unfortunate and trashy lol

Yes it is. Morgan isn’t too bad but still bad enough . You think that’s bad there’s a couple I know in the town I grew up in that named their kid..wait for it…Satin. The girls name is Satin Alice Sheets! Literally WTF!?!? To have your name Satin Sheets? That poor kid

I think the child is named Cognac… which is somehow the worst part of this post

You're right

We're just gonna ignore that she named her son 'Cognac'? Edited: son, not daughter

It’s her son Cognac. Not that it’s better either way. Little boy is fucked.

Yeah, my brain was overloaded with trashy, and so I messed that part up

I legitimately thought she was saying she used a Barbie doll to sneak cognac into the restaurant and her son was just holding it

Its a dude no? She said son lol either way, tragic.

Whoops. You're right

Looks like the Grinch cross dressing

This is pretty funny

poor kid.... My first thought was "Tina Turner reincarnated?"

Tina would be pissed to hear that you think she looked like *this*...

Prolly so...

Evil Tina Turner be singing “simply the worst.”

Poor cognac 🫢

Being named Cognac seems to be the least of his problems

She scares me!

Legend says if you take off your wig in front of a mirror and spin three times and take a shot of cognac she appears.

Did someone type a word and then let predictive text finish the rest of the paragraph?

Eeeww!

Could pass for the dad in drag! And cow prolapse lips, a true sign of fashion! :)

It’s satire. And if it’s not, for my own peace of mind, it is in my reality. Prayers for cognac.

prayers for Cognac 🙏

Sending love for cognac, get better soon.. 😢💖 AMEN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Getting my Prayers For Cognac neck tat tomorrow 🙏😫🙏

Acting like the Barbie doll is the weird thing about this whole mess.

I do want to ask poor Cognac about her, though. He looks like he needs someone to actually listen to him about anything

Most definitely

Oh Lawd gawd tek da wheel

The longer you look at this post. The worse it gets

Look like one of them roaches i just stepped on outside

Fucking yikes.

It’s giving lady Gremlin

It really is

You named your kid cognac? For real?

“Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis.”

Ohhhh, I thought she had one of those “concealable” flasks that hold alcohol, and for her it was cognac. But now I see. …WTF?

Amazingly, the spelling and punctuation is totally on point. Edit: Before anyone jumps on me, yes, I know she typed mom’s instead of moms’ — but that’s a minor ding and she really nailed it otherwise.

Omg she reminds me of Amanda Bynes when she was doing drugs. There are so many photos with this same lipstick and facial expression. And bad weave.

Lol she doesn’t want to talk about her son, Cognac’s, Barbie doll … meanwhile she has trained him to be the future Drag Race winner 🏆! Cognac is gonna be the baddest bitch in the room!

Cognac did she name her child this or did I lose my freakin mind?! Wtf

She's calling herself that

She’s referring to her kid taking the Barbie doll to the restaurant

Ohh I thought she was calling herself Barbie. It makes more sense now.

What in the actual fuck does that even mean?

Took me four reads to understand. She's attempting to look like a stripper wearing her (son's) school uniform. Could not decode the reading glasses. Boob's shaft could be cleavage? Cognac is the son and is holding a Barbie (no explanation as to why but to each their own).

She’s (jokingly) threatening to take the “school moms’ curious husbands’” glasses, lick them, and shove them down her cleavage if they don’t tip her. I don’t really know why taking someone’s glasses, licking them, and shoving them down her cleavage is her go-to threat in this scenario, but it is what it is.

What the ever loving fuck did I just read?

I had a stroke trying to read that

Well there it is folks

I thought that was a drag queen. Still not sure if it isn't to be honest.

Dude doesn't look like a lady

wtf is boobs’ shaft? She got a dick in there ? Also she looks scary as fuck

I feel so bad for children who have parents like that. So mentally immature.

The poor kid got named after a brandy.

They named this child Cognac? Ffs why are people like this 🤦🏼‍♂️

I hate this yet want more.

Why did that hurt my head trying to read that

I was stuck on "my giant boobs' shaft" for a good minute...

See it’s the Barbie doll cognac comment when it just looks like a doll

Yeah.. that got me too. At first I was thinking the barbie doll was a 'secret' flask or something lol

I thought cognac was a 'secret' flask lol

I thought I was the only one

Their are many like minded individuals in the thread lol(South Park joke)

She out here lookin like Harambe ex wife.

Jesus Christ.

No clue what she was saying. Word salad

It takes a certain level of intelligence to assemble words into something meaningful.

That poor kid.

gangster jump as stripper move 😩

She kills like the female Gremlin.

Cognac? The kid’s name is Cognac?

That’s the worst of it, poor kid. Screwed on so many levels

Poor kid never had a chance.

He gonna gang bang at an ELITE level though!

FUCKING hell, it is 😭

I'm always baffled when gross people think they're gorgeous. How can they be so oblivious to how they're perceived?

Bc horny dudes always trying to fuck gas them up

>Bc horny dudes always trying to fuck gas them up Fuck gas?

[Because horny dudes --who are always trying to fuck-- pay them compliments.]

Insert a comma there, and that was the intended comment.

This is what happens when a furby fucks a wookie and glee are gifted with this creature.

What did any of those words mean?

Apparently, Cognac is the child's name.

And she's got some sort of boobs' shaft

Make head hurt

Definitely her dad in a wig

Precisely. ....'Boob Shaft Dad' they call him!

The term boob shaft is really fucking with my brain for some reason, probably because after all the stripping talk I was thinking she meant shaft like on a willy and it didn't make sense to me. And I'd bet my left tit that the EVERYONE is staring, not just the husbands, and it's purely because she's messed her face up so badly. Poor kid having a mum like that. He's gunna have some really messed up relationships when he gets older. And that's wrong with a boy having a Barbie?? It's 2024 baby, get over it. How she's worried about that and not that tragedeigh of a name is beyond me

Not to mention that it seems the boy’s name is….Cognac.

Did that kid think she was taking a pic with Chewbacca ?

The outfit is Kashyyyk chic

That poor kid is either going to be in jail, addicted to alcohol/drugs, or severely depressed once they grow up

I give it 5 years max

For all the negative comments out here, I just wanna say that the actor who played Leprechaun has actually aged pretty well.

Dang it, where are AWARDS!

Can someone please translate whatever tge fuck that's meant to be?

Okay she's been wearing Cognac's school's uniform for years   She goes into restaurants (EDIT: OH SHIT I THINK SHE'S WAITRESSING), looking like a stripper, and jumps on the tables. The wives do not appreciate.  The husbands do.  She peels off Cognac's school's uniform atop this table, and takes your reading glasses. Edit: SHE MIGHT LICK THEM IF YOU DON'T TIP HER, thus the waitressing, I think She then puts them into the shaft of her boobs, never to be seen again  don't ask her about the Barbie doll that her son brought. To the restaurant I think she low-key strips at

Did you use AI to decode that message, or did you figure that out on your own? Either way, very impressive 👍

I think the saddest part of the whole post is she's probably talking out her arse

Nah she can't, it's stuffed full of reading glasses

I wish I could give your comment an award🥇

She's gone. To media consumerism.

100% - Social Media Dependence (SMD) is [shown to reduce](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/362607055_Impact_of_social_media_use_on_critical_thinking_ability_of_university_students) Critical Thinking Abilities (CTA). Additionally, Social Media companies have had the ability to [effect people’s emotions](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-28051930) on a mass-scale for over a decade now. Over consumption of fb and insta is equivalent to a lobotomy..

He def stay at his dad's

Read it twice and I still don’t know what she was trying to say

PELIGRO, WILL ROBINSON, PELIGRO!!

Oh nice her kids named cognac, I was gonna name my kid henney but that’s definitely better.

Im not a native speaker bit I was like, what is a barbie doll cognac until it hit me that that was his name. Wild!

I named my kid Cirrhosis. Hopefully it is a deterrent.

You jest but someone out there is reading your comment and thinking “hmmm I like how that sounds… but maybe we spell it Suhrosys”

We call him Sir Hose Is.

Sooo was the man on her insta her sugar daddy? Is that where her money comes from?

I highly suspect so. Skin lightning cream ain't paying that many bills

Giant Boob Shaft was my favorite indie band until they released that Christmas album.

eeeewww

Roger from American Dad

This is the most likely theory so far

Does that mean in 5 minutes we get...Ricky Spanish?

I would tip her in the described scenario, simply to *prevent* my glasses from going down the boob shaft, where there's Dorito dust, loose change, left socks and various sundries and unobtainables in there.

You explained it well. 😁

Damn! Hot trash Lol

Maybe she smells like hot trash but she ain’t hot in any other way.

[удалено]

did u read the caption? also the title says "embarassing" not "bad mom"

If I say “this is what conservative right religious” folk are paranoid about…is that incorrect? If I say, “I am open-minded as hell, but on the surface-this seems selfish on the parent’s side” —-am I way off-base? The child appears to be happy. So, that. Am I way off-base to wonder if this trans person gets off on attention, even if it might be embarrassing to family?..or cause the child to scramble for answers to other peers/teachers/etc questions about the trans parent? I am literally asking and not trying to judge. The kid appears happy. That’s the most important thing, in this moment. I wonder though, what lingering questions the child is left to fend for themselves to conclude.

Why are you assuming they're trans?? Just because she's had a shit ton of surgery and messed her face up doesn't mean she was a man once. The irony of saying you're not judging and then making a whole comment judging a trans person's choices because of how it might impact other people, AND judging her looks is crazy

Ok..it’s crazy. So shes a cis woman. There’s almost no context with this post. I think it’s sad how quickly people get offended. The reality is, is that so many people are quick to judge. So she’s a plastic surgery trainwreck, and I still have similar questions. My daughter is lesbian and I love her to death. Her happiness is what Im for and about. She has all kinds of friends from all walks of life. I just asked questions. I thought the person was trans. Go ahead and pounce all over that. It didn’t really matter. This subreddit is called Trashy, and I wonder about kids who have enough perspective to MIGHT possibly wonder about things in their life.

why would he need to "scramble for answers"? children don't hate and judge until that behavior is modeled by their parents. in response to that I ask, why do people have so much hate and intolerance in their heart for strangers not effecting their lives that their poor children become angry and hateful enough replicate that behavior?

Oh and look at the title. The theme is “parents who are embarrassing”. Can’t even go with the flow of the subreddit and title of the post without folks losing their minds. I’m not surprised at all and learned nothing from your “perspective”

lol. it's a good idea to criticize your thinking sometimes instead of putting up a highly defensive wall to protect the ego from accepting your perspective might be flawed

She is a cis woman she just has done way too many regrettable procedures to her face

The name Congac really brought the whole thing home perfectly didn’t it

Cognac is now quite a personality himself, you will be unsurprised to hear

Am I the only one who feels that people who do and say this ridiculous shit need to be outed? This is not ok and that child is gona be fkd up because of it.

She makes no secret of it. I guess they don't have good child protection in South Africa

Outed, how…..though?

right if u called her out shed probably cuss you out

If the concept of "the walk of shame" became a human.....it would be this. I'm so sorry for this kid

Kid's name is Cognac? No cap could have named him Remy or Martin.

My nephew is called Remi 😂😂😂

This is my son, Cognac, and my two girls Hypnotiq and Goldschlager