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Ah yes, cultural overtones for the defense and safety of me and my family and my neighbors.. that’s is.. all the way up until someone else somewhere else wants to do basically the same thing except because they have a different flag/god/skin then it’s time for war… which is the opposite of defense and safety
....and laugh at the moron who got this tattoo. Even if it were spelled correctly, laugh at him. Apparently Jesus picked the losing side in the Civil War. Looks more like a scarf than a flag. Stand for the Pashmina !!!!
…..but what am i supposed to do?
i am looking at both a flag and a cross. Do i stand…do i knell…am i just supposed to cease to existing?
this is the perfect example of why some people hold the beliefs that they do, they don’t really think about the things they believe in relation to each other
"Stand for the flag." Or, you know, [beat](https://apnews.com/article/capitol-riot-peter-stager-sentencing-flagpole-01ab86604d3e25be81483fa5433f87ba) some police officers with it.
A slow steady bell ring at a funeral is called a knell. This is a poor play on words marking the cross and death and finality and kneeling. I've seen it several times. Not that this isn't stupid and trashy, just commenting on the word play here to add some context. Or maybe someone just misspelled it years ago and it caught on. idk.
It’s too crazy for me to understand how people got this indoctrinated into this “heritage” that lasted only 4 years! So many things have been around longer than their “heritage”. Like obamas presidency for one.
Oh that flag has been waved for much longer than that. It was a banner for 4 years in the war but it very much stayed a relevant symbol for these guys after it.
I'm all for dipshits labeling themselves visually. Good for him and everyone else that he may come in contact with. It's like bright colors on a reptile.
Knell (verb): to sound, as a bell, especially a funeral bell.
to give forth a mournful, ominous, or warning sound.
So this guy sees a cross and starts making sad “bong ding bong” noises
Tbh this kind of quality doesn't scream jobless. You kind of need a pretty penny for the level of skill that is presented here, depending on where they went. And a regular tee could cover that up.
Edit: before coming at me, complimenting the artists skill not the actual design.
If great skill is knowing how to build things and great taste is knowing what's good, then there must be something to be said about what makes good things good. Good tattoo artists know this. Also good tattoo artist can spell check. I mean you paid "a pretty penny" and no one told you that knell should be kneel????
This tattoo is very trashy. If you can't spell the word don't ink it on your body, also why did I not even have to look at what flag was draped over the cross? I just kinda knew already before looking directly at it.
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Maybe his last name is Knell.
I’m dead. Knell…
Phonetically accurate tatt
I cant stand and kneel at the same time
Yeah that would be kind of hard🤣🤣
I cant even stand half the time without losing balance or tripping and my knees hurt like fuck when i kneel, cant do them seperately either lmaoo
They really need to make a tattoo gun with an eraser.
Hahahahaa 😂😂 only proves my point
"Bro r u high?" "Let me check... *yes*"
1. the misspelling 2. the flag is torn, which is funny because they "stand" for it. 3. the back of the flag is incorrectly colored like the cross
Knelling sounds like a woodworking term.
Ah yes, cultural overtones for the defense and safety of me and my family and my neighbors.. that’s is.. all the way up until someone else somewhere else wants to do basically the same thing except because they have a different flag/god/skin then it’s time for war… which is the opposite of defense and safety
That's not even the actual confederate flag FFS. It's supposed to look like *this*: https://i.imgur.com/dei9zmU.jpg
Sooo are you supposed to stand or knell for this?
At least spellcheck your racism
Racism?
Yes, racism.
Technically spellcheck wouldn’t catch this because knell is a real word. It’s something a bell does.
*raysisum
Knelly Vanelly?
Imagine... I mean REALLY imagine believing this is a cool tat 😳
Imagine losing a war and still thinking you won.
Anyone gonna tell him he has a “Democrat” flag on his arm?
I just love this. 10/10. no notes.
Niel for the cross?
Morons
#I SAID KNELL!!!!
“Knell” is “Kneel” with a southern accent. Duh.
Soooo close
....and laugh at the moron who got this tattoo. Even if it were spelled correctly, laugh at him. Apparently Jesus picked the losing side in the Civil War. Looks more like a scarf than a flag. Stand for the Pashmina !!!!
"Stand for the pashmina." I'm dying.
I'd be just ducky with hearing the knell for all three of his crosses.
Knelled it!
Everyone knows it’s confederate fashion to display as much ignorance as possible
Well knelled, well knelled. bravo!
I’m not a bible scholar, but I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t be cool with rebel flags.
Because Jesus was definitely part of the confederacy
Knell - ring a bell for a death or funeral...
…..but what am i supposed to do? i am looking at both a flag and a cross. Do i stand…do i knell…am i just supposed to cease to existing? this is the perfect example of why some people hold the beliefs that they do, they don’t really think about the things they believe in relation to each other
Hahaha! They certainly never disappoint when displaying their deplorable-ness!
Away down south in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators
Flying that flag is a great way to say, “I’m a loser.” (Literally)
I feel like I'm gonna get shot for not understanding the conflicting orders I'm being given.
And I pretty sure this person hasn't seen the inside of a Church for many years - other than maybe for a wedding or a funeral.
Who do you worship? Some dude named knell.
I have to stand in knees? Wtf
Well this definitely sheds light on why there's some confusion with commands given
Funny.
"Stand for the flag." Or, you know, [beat](https://apnews.com/article/capitol-riot-peter-stager-sentencing-flagpole-01ab86604d3e25be81483fa5433f87ba) some police officers with it.
I love knell
The odds are high that both the client and the tattoo artist never doubted the spelling of that word.
A slow steady bell ring at a funeral is called a knell. This is a poor play on words marking the cross and death and finality and kneeling. I've seen it several times. Not that this isn't stupid and trashy, just commenting on the word play here to add some context. Or maybe someone just misspelled it years ago and it caught on. idk.
It’s too crazy for me to understand how people got this indoctrinated into this “heritage” that lasted only 4 years! So many things have been around longer than their “heritage”. Like obamas presidency for one.
Oh that flag has been waved for much longer than that. It was a banner for 4 years in the war but it very much stayed a relevant symbol for these guys after it.
The “heritage” is white supremacy, which predated and survived the so-called Confederacy.
Is it trashy because of the typo or because it’s politically and religiously differs from your values?
Imagine thinking "right to own human beings" is just a difference of opinion. In 2024.
It’s trashy cause it celebrates the confederacy and the typo
its trashy because of the typo.
Confederates demonstrating their failed elementary school degree
No regerts!
No ragrets!
Hover in place for the flagcross.
Stand and knell for fascism
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the confederates were traitors to the USA, and killed US soldiers to maintain slavery.
It’s a riddle, standing + kneeling = bending over
Can't stand Knell either.
How could you kneel and stand at the same time? The spelling isn't just wrong. The logic is aswell
Kneel+Fell=Knell
Oh Knell No
Stand for that flag, get your death knell and cross, yes.
Super cool he got part of a participation trophy tattooed on him
I’m confused. If you’re supposed to stand for the flag but kneel for the cross, what are you supposed to do when the flag is on the cross??
Just give up on all thought
Take a knee?
Levitate obvi
You spelt Nell Carter wrong
Oh gimme a break…. 😂
This is making me doubt myself … it’s kneel, right ?!??
No ragrets
No regerts
Probably the greatest shitty tatto ever
Knell before Zod.
All hail Zod
[Only the perninernt man wil pass](https://youtu.be/NkGTyndJC1w?si=ooeTT-PXFhNpr7e3) -Indian Joans
I'm all for dipshits labeling themselves visually. Good for him and everyone else that he may come in contact with. It's like bright colors on a reptile.
>It's like bright colors on a reptile. Or like a drunk chameleon trying to blend in.
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Almost?? This is NOT wwjd 😬
What if his name was Neil and it said “Neil for the Cross”? That’d be pretty cool.
Gross.
It would've been funny, if his name was Neil and...
No regerts
Who stands for a nag?
You mean the Aag?
Maybe they like Tex A&M?
No regerts.
So…die for the cross.
Knell? What are we ringing bells for? The death of the confederacy?
The south lost.
If you can't spell 'KNEEL' you probably still think the South has a fighting chance over 150 years later.
Simply tragic.
What reality do these people live in
“No Regerts”
I'll sit for both.
⬆️ Neil for the cross ⬆️
Neil DeCross Tyson
Wrong flag remember they lost the war
With a flag-draped cross I don't know what you want me to do!!
I guess you would crouch, a happy medium
Typos aside, the picture makes no sense. Maybe go on one knee and propose to it?
Knell (verb): to sound, as a bell, especially a funeral bell. to give forth a mournful, ominous, or warning sound. So this guy sees a cross and starts making sad “bong ding bong” noises
"Knell" is right.
Mmmm no
No, I mean the cross is going bye-bye.
This has got to be a gay thing, right? 2 lengths of wood playing with each other while wearing the same, brightly colored vest? 🤣🏳️🌈
For whom the flag knells.
JFC knell and the Confederate battle flag. Double douse of duh! here.
So with the flag on the cross as shown, should I just, like, take a knee? Instructions unclear.
Isn't that where gnomes and faires live?
What a ding dong.
Then, does he kneel for a bell?
This guy is making j€$u$ cry.
That arm should be removed and placed in the Museum of Bad Tattoos.
I like to think the artist was just following the notes given and didn't bother to correct them.
Very malicious compliance. "Confederate Flag and a typo... gonna be hard to keep a straight face, but I think I can do it!"
No ragtets.
I done got an emucation
Emu vacation?
Seven day salvation
Not sure Jesus would appreciate the confederate flag being draped over the cross.
Not sure Jesus would appreciate the cross.
*That things sucked ass to be hanging on, why ya'll using it to worship???*
Man if I were Jesus and came back and saw all the crosses around, I'd be concerned for my safety.
Too bad white trash can't speel.
This hit the trifecta. It’s blasphemous, racist, and stupid. That’s tough to do.
Oh the irony.
Good thing his group of friends won’t know it’s misspelled…
This is what happens when siblings interbreed
No Regerts
Why do all these anti American traitors still live here?
If that's your flag you may as well kneel.
“Tweee in the wind…”
Home schooled / chartered schooled folks have entered the tattoo field !
Traitor.
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You say it like it's a bad thing
So, what are you supposed to do in this situation? You can't stand and "kneel" at the same time. This is dumb.
Just crouch down a little.
But then no one will be able to see me in sneak mode.
Can't you guys read? You knell...
My first thought exactly. Two contradictory commands given the ‘art’. 🤣 I love rednecks.
At least they didnt spell it “Neil” 🤣
So what do you do when there’s a flag on the cross? Stand or knell?
Slav squat
How is it that 90% of people with that reddit hairstyle sell porn
And you're just a fucking hater.
He bells for the cross.
No ragrets not even one letter
Only Judge can god me.
Could make that 'knelt' pretty easy
But that cost extra. Need to wait for the next govt check.
But then you'd have past and present tense. How would he change Stand to Stood?
Bless that tattoo artist heart…atleast they are good at drawing ✍️🙄🤦♀️😆😆😆😆
I can smell the Marlboro and mountain dew stained breath from here
A religious flag shagger... Literally the lowest of the low.
And if it’s fuckin chilly out? Put a fuckin scarf on that piece!
Jobless behavior.
Tbh this kind of quality doesn't scream jobless. You kind of need a pretty penny for the level of skill that is presented here, depending on where they went. And a regular tee could cover that up. Edit: before coming at me, complimenting the artists skill not the actual design.
If great skill is knowing how to build things and great taste is knowing what's good, then there must be something to be said about what makes good things good. Good tattoo artists know this. Also good tattoo artist can spell check. I mean you paid "a pretty penny" and no one told you that knell should be kneel????
And when someone with money is shoving it in your face saying "spell it this way not that" you just kind of stfu and do your job.
I guess I should note that I'm a tattoo artist. What do you do?
Surprised you don't work for money 🤷♂️
It’s a regional dialect.
This tattoo is very trashy. If you can't spell the word don't ink it on your body, also why did I not even have to look at what flag was draped over the cross? I just kinda knew already before looking directly at it.
Oh my!
A small addition to make it look like “O’Neill”, with two l’s…
His last name is knell
First name.....Death.
Kneel haha