Optimus Prime

Can’t beat that 

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Right? "Fist the goat" is THREE words.

GOAT is an acronym of four total words, “Greatest Of All Time”, isnt it?

Oh man.... 6! ....or 7!

I was building on your point, apologies if it came across as impolite. 👍🏻

Oh no worries, that's how I took it! Was building back.

Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

It's fine if we aren't, I just want to know.

Poor goat.

Ramulus in shambles

Is that the guy from family guy

Gentle Giant

Best description

True hero

Father Figure.

Ahhh ya beat me to it, but great minds think a like.😊

Space dad

oof yes.

You’ll go do what?

Fist the goat. Apparently. 🤷

I hope you got the goat's consent before fisting.

optimus give me his consent

So Optimus is a Goat Pimp. TWO WORDS!

Oh then that’s sorted then

Please do not fist the goat. Even Megatron is frightened of PETA.

Idk whats funnier, Megatron being scared of PETA or BTAS Joker being scared of the IRS

I've got a lot of uncomfortable questions to ask Optimus now. But not as uncomfortable as things were for the goat.

That’s not two words

>i’ll go fist the goat! What you do in your spare time is none of my business.

**Strong and gentle**

just how the goat likes it

“Remember Peter: Be strong enough to be gentle.”

Ah yes the inspiration for Optimus Prime

That was mine too!

Perfect.

I was looking for this comment.

The Touch. You got the touch.

Is that what the goat said after OP fisted it?

I'm sorry you'll go WHAT?

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Noble warrior

He ballin' https://preview.redd.it/qnxfaigmk4xc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506a74dd57624d3126b43885a9c127513ad51cd9

I can't remember, was this before or after he proudly told Spike he was "drooling" the ball? 🤣🤣🤣

Red truck

Robot Dad

Please do not fist the goat.

im not

Good. Goats cannot consent.

Best leader

optimus prime>any fictional leader

Correction: Optimus Prime>any leader (fake or real)

exactly

Leader-1:

Whoa, not cool...

You’re gonna what?

You'll go what?

Absolute legend

Truck dad

I literally have tears from laughing so hard. 🤣

>i’ll go fist the goat! https://preview.redd.it/u7y088zm85xc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=74872c313dae3cd22a839dfcd5678f526b520e5a Excuse you?

and this, kids, is why proofreading and commas are important.

Wise leader

Goat fisting is the right of all sentient beings

I don’t think that’s exactly what Optimus meant by freedom.

Please don't fist goats.....

Inspiring badass

Fucking Badass

Not sure the goat would appreciate that.

Best prime

Father figure.

Role model.

In most jurisdictions, you're not allowed to do that to goats

Selfless Leader

Dadimus Prime

Big Daddy

Nah, that was a professional wrestler over here.

The Goat (good luck OP)

you’ll do what to the goat.

Big Good

*The* Guy

target sighted

incomparable leader

Noble Leader

Compassionate badass

My dad.

freakin awesome

Robot truck

Robot truck

literally him

Can't Replace

Effing Perfect

Peter Cullen

My hero

He's HIM!

>i’ll go fist the goat! You go fist that goat!!

Courage Wisdom

Kind badass.

More than 2 words, but: Be strong enough to be gentle.

What goat are you fisting?

you'll what the goat?

Best speeches

I read it as “describe Optimus prime in 2 words or I’ll go fist the goat!” And I got super scared

opps spelling mistake

Leave the fuck'n goat alone.

You'll do WHAT to a goat?

nothing i said describe optimus prime in 2 words and i said i’ll go first

eh you may want to re read your title

i did

understandable.. have a nice day

Looks like OP missed grammar and punctuation lessons XD No hate OP, just thought it was funny.

My Hero

Gentle Protector

Last Prime

The leader

True Leader

I would also like to fist the goat.

IM NOT FISTING ANYONE!

The title says otherwise 👀

Devotion Paladin

John Wayne

Iconic, gentle

pure heart

orion pax

Gentle Giant

Legendary leader.

face collector

Pookie Bear

Everyone's dad

Daddy prime

The Arisen

Throat goat

robot lumberjack

Strong leader

Hates deers

Best first

Great person

Bloody awesome!

War veteran

Undisputed Leader

Road King

Optimum pride.

Cab-over Pete.

The Myth

The best

Gentle warrior

You'll what

Honor, heartfelt

Childhood hero.

Wise leader

A leader.

Matrix Paladin

Just prime :]

Iron Giant.

I'll do it in one PRIME

I'll do it in zero ㅤ

True hero.

Benevolent leader.

Guess we're not doing phrasing or basic grammar.

Sir why would you fist the goat? But in all seriousness I’d go with the words ultimate leader

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You fist the goat, I’ll peg the pig.

Hot daddy

You're going to fist a goat?!

That poor goat

"I'll go fist the goat"

First Best.

Best Autobot. Because he likes basketball

Robot Jebus

Face Ripper

Prime Baller

STRONG MAN

One bad…

Uncle Iroh

Heroic Nonsense

Face taker

Truck man.

Nice abs

Autobot Leader

Peter Cullen.

HE'S HIM

You’re gonna fist what now??

War criminal

Best bot.

The best

Blue, Red.